Chapter 42 Chapter forty-one

The master said: "Why the world is lonely, because the world is thinking!" The master thinks that we are too noisy in the background, let us calm down and think more, and the three provinces a day will benefit a lot. Overloaded trucks are safety hazards and fines for unloading goods. Overloaded buses mean that they can fully tap the capacity and get performance awards; QQ runs fast, and the electronic eyes are accurate. BMW slowly dangles, occupying the road as a wrecker, and the electronic eyes blink No blinking; QQ deducts 3 points for running a red light and fines 200 yuan, and 200 people run a red light and climb over the guardrail, and the traffic police can’t even pay 5 yuan for fines; repairing a highway means paying a fee to repay the loan. interest?

Add a D letter to the train, install a chair that can turn, and sell tickets as an airplane. The conductor wears a flight attendant's outfit and doesn't care to deliver boiled water; a train that is fast, and a car that blocks pedestrians all the way is also called speeding up. After all, there are too many people on the train. There are still many people on the road! If you put a CBD sign on it, the housing price will be expensive. If you live in Yanjiao, Hebei, you still say it’s in the back garden. I don’t know if you can take a walk in the back garden when you’re full at noon, and whether you can catch dinner when you go back. Isn’t CBD just like China-Beijing - Dabei Kiln?Also often reported blocking!

If you have a good relationship with the media, you are obviously losing, which means that you are honored to lose, but you still have hope; if you offend the media, you are obviously winning, and you are called winning without force, and you are not happy about winning; if you have a good relationship with the media, you put the white ball into the bag Calling the competition too frequent, mistakes are inevitable; offending the media, turning three somersaults, and not standing firmly on the ground are called low-level mistakes, which can reflect that the training attitude is not correct and the basic skills are not solid!

Half a steamed bun was shot for 200 million yuan, ruining Tianchi Lake, and he kept saying that art is for the sake of art, which is extremely boring; another 200 million yuan was spent, and a steamed bun full of harem was shot, and children can’t wean after watching it, and they still swear To win an Oscar, but in the end he really won the Personal Art Award, which is really a golden price for carrots. Girls with short skirts are called Lu Chunguang, boys with loose trousers are called exhibitionists; two people who strip naked at home and chat online are called nude chats, and they are detained for pornographic performances; 15 people run to the snow to dance naked, and then recruit reporters. Taking pictures is called performance art; if you turn your back and look back, it is pornographic, and when you turn around and turn your face, it is also pornographic to show the back of your head.

41 million stolen money was bought for lottery tickets, and the Handan police ordered them all to be confiscated. That’s right, it’s all state money anyway.If the master bought a lottery ticket with 10,000 yuan behind his back, and the wife found out, after repairing the master, can he go to the sports lottery center to get it back? Officials play 18 holes of golf for free as a pastime, and I pay 30 yuan to rent a venue to play badminton as a consumption, and I get a VIP gold card for recreation, and I don’t even give an invoice for consumption. Those who play funny are burdens, and those who fight back are revenge; 90% of the garden seats are very gratifying, and 19% of the garden seats are in vain; calling grandchildren on stage is 3S, and sons in TV dramas Marrying a stepmother is called Nie Yuan; those who can’t buy tickets with money, look for audio and video all over the world to amuse them, and those who don’t spend money are given tickets, they have to listen to cross talk dramas as the quintessence of the country, and they can’t find it by themselves!

My buddy told his wife that if you give birth to a son, you will be rewarded, and if you give birth to a daughter, you will raise it yourself.His daughter-in-law said, tell you when you have a big belly, and accept rewards if you are brave; before, his name in her mobile phone was holding hands, but after the fight, his name became a beast! Knowing that ten points tell you that five points is dialing, knowing that ten points tell you that one point is shaking; walking around with a guitar on your back, singing love songs to MM and begging for money in the underground passage is vagabond, wandering around the street with a whistle, seeing MM on the overpass Blowing money is also a hooligan.

The master asked me: "Do you know the difference between a master and a boss? The master educates you, and the boss tortures you; if you go to court with the master, you are deceiving your master and destroying your ancestors; if you go to court with the boss, you are a weak person defending your rights; Giving you lectures is teaching you how to solve puzzles, and BOSS is charging you immediately for taking lessons; the master teaches you how to live, and you teach Du He again, which is inheritance, and BOSS makes an appointment to sell coats to you, and you repay them to the little cranes, which is MLM.”

The master said again: "Do you know the difference between big eyes and shaobang? Big eyes exist objectively, and shaobang is an acquired development. Do you know the difference between gangsi and blacksmith? I'm happy. What should I do when I'm having enough fun? If you scold too much, your throat will ventilate and you'll catch a cold!"