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There were several small accidents in the big play "Three Kingdoms: Heroes: Chibi" at the headquarters.The master should analyze one by one, distinguish the cause of the accident, and punish the person responsible. Not punishing is not enough to calm the anger, and there is no benefit if not punishing. Incident 1: At the beginning, Yu Qian asked the ministers what to cook in the kitchen, and urged them to serve.Gao Feng said: "You are so fat in the main palace, you should lose weight and go on a diet!" Yu Qian stood up from behind the table and asked, "What did you say?" Kill you and me!" Then we beat Gao Feng, originally it was just a fake beating, but before Gao Feng bargained with the master in the background, he said that he lay there and was beaten because he dedicated his life to art, and the dedication was exchanged in equal value!Gao Feng proposed that we give him 5 yuan for punching him, and 10 yuan for kicking him, which is really annoying!We discussed with Gao Feng behind our backs that we should beat him firmly, so Yu Qian took the lead, and everyone beat him with hands and feet. Gao Feng counted while being abused, and calculated how much money he could get.At the end, when Yu Qian kicked him too much, 10 yuan fell out of his trouser pocket. When Gao Feng found out, he rushed up and pressed him under him. We wanted to turn him over, but he was so stubborn that he would not let go of the carpet, risking his life and money. ah!After we had played enough to return to the position, Gao Feng's first thing was to turn over and get the money. I couldn't see it, so I went up and gave him another kick, which was really relieved!

Gao Feng was mainly responsible for the accident, and he earned 10 yuan after being beaten for nothing. Incident 2: The pair of "pheasant feathers" with big eyes were always sticking out, swaying there, looking awkward, and ended up hanging on the tent, unable to get in or out, and we had to help out.The master had asked him to buy a pure cotton vest to wear inside, but Li Shaobang insisted on wearing his chemical fiber one, saying it was red and auspicious (I think it was given by one of his girlfriends, and it was really a Baleno brand).As a result, the chemical fiber vest was paired with second-hand outfits, and Li Shaobang had static electricity on his body, and even the "pheasant feathers" in his hair stood up.Li Shaobang's soul was possessed by the static electricity, so he insisted that he was not performing alone, and asked for double performance fees!

The sparking "pheasant feathers" were sucked to the tent and could not be pulled out.There is no way, the master asked to turn off the lights and pull the curtain, took off Li Shaobang's outfit, took off his vest, Li Shaobang took off his upper body, and without friction, the "pheasant feathers" were considered soft. The root "pheasant feather" was also broken, and Zhou Yu could no longer defeat Zhuge Liang.Just because of this stage dressing session, "Three Kingdoms: Heroes: Chibi" was rated as restricted by the Beijing TV reviewer, too 3S! Li Shaobang was mainly responsible for this accident, and Li Shaobang accepted the punishment willingly. He only made one request. He hoped that we could return the red vest to him. In the dark, he did not see who took it away.To be honest, I didn't see it clearly. It was too dark and chaotic at that time. There were some helping and some taking the opportunity to take revenge. I just felt that there was a flash of starlight, and I couldn't find Li Shaobang's vest anymore. (Earring Xu is wearing a pair of red socks today, no matter how you look at it, Li Shaobang looks familiar!)

Incident 3: The Seven-Star Terrace that Zhuge Liang was about to board turned out to be Cao Cao’s commander-in-chief platform. It was said that it was a mistake in the inspection field. The two brothers forgot to take down the logo of the Seven-Star Terrace when they lifted the table, and Cao Cao couldn’t see it when he was sitting inside. To be wrong is to be wrong.In fact, it is also true, Cao Cao and Zhuge Liang are opponents, Xu Zhuge Liang borrowed the east wind, so why not let Cao Cao touch the west wind. In fact, it was all caused by advertisements. Whoever asked the master to accept an invisible advertisement was still a tobacco company.The company requires that the actors have to arrange group draws on the stage twice and the product logo appear twice before paying money.So Gao Feng was drawn by the group once, and Dana, Yu Qian, and Master each lit a cigarette and talked about the joint dispatch of troops.Dana doesn't know how to smoke at all, so he wanted to use "Ruyan" to fool him, but unexpectedly, he was discovered by his discerning master and reprimanded him on the spot.The master taught us that it is immoral to deceive the audience, and it is malfeasance to deceive the sponsors!Zhuge Liang had only climbed the Seven Star Terrace once, so he couldn't borrow the east wind twice, so Guan Gong had to fight Qin Qiong and let Cao Cao borrow it once!

We all agree that the master should be responsible for this accident, and strictly demand that no one will be an example! Accident 4: On that day, the opening was 10 minutes late. The objective situation was that the stage set was complicated and the actors were well-dressed. The actual situation was... it was almost "May 1st", and we had to negotiate with the BOSS about triple the overtime pay. It's definitely not the right time, so there is only... Hehe, I'm going to buy a PS3! !
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