Chapter 23 Chapter 22

After the Tianqiaole Tea Garden was acquired by the organization, it was necessary to do a good job in management while talking about cross talk. The master said that the economic pressure of the organization should be shared with everyone, and everyone's sense of protagonist should be mobilized. The master wants to change the small table of Tianqiaole into a large table that can seat 10 people, and then subcontract the tables to us separately. Individuals manage their own tables, set themes, and sell seat tickets. The master charges a flat monthly rent. Except for the 50% that is handed over to the "Deyun Rights Protection Fund" for use in litigation, it will belong to the head of the desk.In this way, the tables are full, and the harvest of Tianqiao music will naturally increase.Of course, price increases are not allowed, but if some special operations are launched, the master has no objection.

I asked the master: "It turns out that these ticketing matters are all under the care of my wife? Are you..." The master said: "One moment, another moment, now I am the manager, I have the final say." Table booking is voluntary. The master said that he would never take advantage of the will of the officer, but the actors who did not participate in the table booking would go to the opening regularly, and they would also be part-time tea waiters in turn. Therefore, everyone participated enthusiastically.What needs to be explained is that, out of gratitude to the old gentlemen of the "Wen" generation, the master presented them with a high stool by the side of the stage to operate. all. The "crane" generation entered the industry late, and the master said that they could not instill in them the concept of worshiping money, and they were not allowed to participate in the table setting (for individual guardians who want to invest, such as Xiaogang Sima, it will be discussed separately as a special case), and only 50 chairs were allocated. The location allows them to subcontract, but the chair needs to be purchased separately, and the specified style must be purchased from "Yu Ji".

Of course, the master did not forget about the gangsters of the cross talk commune, and specially prepared some fixed seats for the clubs in the commune to occupy, and they only need to pay a one-time rent of 3 years to come and go.In order to increase the harmonious atmosphere in the audience area, the master placed the two chairs of Zhao Decai's "Tianle Football Team" and the two chairs of the "Against Football Team Waste of Resources" back to back, and negotiated between the two sides. Since they want to reserve tables, of course everyone wants the most popular table No. 5.The master said that resources are limited, and a competition will be held, and the winner will be the head of table No. 5.So what is it better than?At first, the master wanted us to compete in 12 basic skills: opening poems, opening Liu'er, Baishasa characters, Taiping lyrics, single-mouthed ones can stand inside the table (hold), can stand without the support of the table (tease), group talks will ask Money, oboe, ventriloquist, Shulaibao.However, Erding Xu, Zhang Dewu and others objected, saying that nowadays, stickers are directly pasted on the ground and on the stop signs.Besides, it's the manager's business to ask for money. Even if we want to come, we still have to give it to your wife.

Master: "Then what are you talking about?" Ear stud Xu: "Single string." Zhang Dewu: "Drawing." Li Shaobang: "Allegro." Shaobing: "Check the field." After beating away the biscuits, the master decided to choose one of the scorpions, strings, boards, and chopsticks (with ping-pong balls) to compare and see everyone's second talent.After speaking, he asked Liu Yi to bring the black casserole again, and earring Xu warned the master not to use sesame seeds to harm others. The master said that this time it must be upright, because it is related to everyone's interests, and it is necessary to win or lose.He ran to the kitchen and brought four ping-pong balls. He wrote the words "踺, String, Board, Chopsticks" on the balls, put them into the casserole, and then blindfolded the master's eyes with earrings (Earring Xu also wanted to take candles and leather whips, but Yu Qian stopped him fortunately), the master reached into the casserole in the dark, and grabbed out a ping pong ball with the word "board" written on it.Earring Xu and Zhang Dewu sighed at the same time, they could only admit defeat.

The master asked me to take the ping pong balls and casserole back to the kitchen. I touched them on the way, and found that 3 were at room temperature and 1 had been quick-frozen in the refrigerator. Participating in the board competition, there are Li Shaobang, Gao Feng, Yue Yunpeng, and Cao Yunjin who make up the number with corn kernels.Competition rules: The master first writes down the victory conditions, keeps them secret and does not show them to the contestants, and waits for all four players to finish playing before publishing the test questions—it is fair and comfortable. Li Shaobang's "Jacking the Criminal Car", Gao Feng beat the bones and sang Shulaibao (I don't know why he didn't sing Tianjin Allegro), Cao Yunjin Taiping's lyrics "Snipe and Clam Fighting", Yue Yunpeng's bamboo board writing "Water Man Jinshan".After the four of them sang, each has its own characteristics, and it is really difficult to distinguish between them.But this can't help my master, he opened the written answer in public, the winner and loser are clear at a glance, Gao Feng is a well-deserved winner.

What the master wrote is - whoever uses the longest board wins. Gao Feng became the head of table No. 5, and the chef can eat hot ear-eye fried cakes and Goubuli steamed buns delivered by Tianjin EMS every day. All other tables were assigned smoothly.After the famous table got its owner, I found out that the master did not book the table himself, so I asked him if he was ignoring the big and letting go of the small, regardless of the specific business. The master said: "Don't park your QQ in the bicycle shed in the future, drive it directly to the stage every day, and put it at the exit door. The 5 seats inside are sold as VIPs. The driver's seat belongs to you, and the other seats are sold for money." Keep it for me, take it whenever you need it. Don’t let your mistress know, just say it’s to save time when I’m transferred.”

QQ was placed on the stage, and the audience asked whether the quiz QQ text messages were sent from China Mobile or China Unicom. Gao Feng plans to use table No. 5 as the big customer negotiation room of "Hongqiao Pipi Shrimp Monopoly".Once the buyer is happy to hear the joke, he will naturally ignore the male-female ratio of Pipi shrimp; Erding Xu's table is the signing place for his book, and those who buy 10 books on the spot will be able to sit for free and get the opportunity to leave a message for Erding Xu; Yu Qian's table is the VIP seat of "Yu Ji".Those who purchase themed products worth more than 10,000 yuan will receive a gold seat card and free pick-up (limited to within the Fifth Ring Road), and those who buy more than 1,000 yuan can enjoy a 25% discount on the fare.

Li Shaobang set up a high-power telescope on the table, which is the kind of coin-operated lens, which can meet the audience's requirement of "seeing the world with big eyes, and seeing the earrings in detail"; Zhang Dewu's table is his painting case, and the paintings are sold now. Those who buy the paintings will get a seat ticket, and those who don't buy the paintings will pay 200 yuan for the introductory training fee of comics; Dana is going to put mirrors and swivel chairs on the table, and turn the teahouse into a barber chair. You can get a haircut while listening to cross talk, and you can get 20% off for listening to cross talk, double the haircut.For safety reasons, no shaving service is provided (the barber is Dana's second uncle);

Cao Yunjin wanted to add a sink to the table, cover it with a glass plate, and raise goldfish in it, combining movement and static, one for one relaxation, the original price of the seat ticket remains the same, watching fish is 20 yuan an hour, and you can buy the fish after listening to it if you like; Liu Yi chose a very green name for his table. He said: "My name is Yi. I have liked trees since I was a child, especially lush woods, so my table is called 'Yilin'." (The master almost put The table of this guy who doesn’t read newspapers or "When the Rule of Law is in Progress" was taken back. Later, Liu Yi’s table name was changed to "Anti-Strike League", and he taught Iron Head Kungfu on the spot)

I am going to put a monitor on my desk and install a steering wheel so that the audience can practice simulated driving while listening to cross talk.Those who can drive safely in this environment can be exempted from taking the traffic management bureau road test. After the show ended yesterday, everyone paid the first month's rent in advance, and began to prepare to decorate their own theme tables.The master took the money, but suddenly announced that the plan to rent a table would be cancelled. The money paid would count as a shareholding for everyone, and he planned to open a "Gangji Staple Food Kitchen" next to the "Yuji" theme store at the entrance (mainly engaged in pancakes, donkey meat fire, pancakes, etc.) Donkey meat rolled in skin and sesame seed cakes sandwiched with a fork).

Yu Qian reserved his opinion due to the cooperative relationship. We are apprentices and it is difficult to say anything, so Gao Feng, Li Shaobang, and Earring Xu took the lead in protesting, saying that the master backtracked. The master said: "This matter, I have the final say...is it all right?! Let's just do it!" After saying that, I turned my face away and left. I vaguely saw a fresh palm print on the master's back. The ticket management of Tianqiao Music is still under the full responsibility of Shi Niang.