Chapter 22 Chapter 21

In order to make up for the financial losses in the past few days, Li Shaobang began to go crazy.In "I Love My Car", he pretends to be an auto repair expert and teaches car owners the secrets of driving in low gear and low speed to save fuel.In addition to the labor fee, the program team also gave him two sets of GPS.Li Shaobang was very generous and gave me a set, which was installed on QQ. This GPS is the latest product of Mango Technology. It has a very advanced design and has voice recognition and man-machine dialogue functions. It can not only navigate, but also prevent theft.Knowing that the program team gave it to Li Shaobang, Mango Technology took the initiative to provide door-to-door service and upgraded the software version for free, saying that it would be more friendly for us to use, and hoped that "Yu Ji" could properly help promote the product. "Yu Ji" wanted to try 100 sets, but was rejected by Mango Technology. Yu Qian forbade Li Shaobang to hang a poster of Acorn GPS in the theme store.

After the technicians of Mango Technology installed the GPS, they asked me to record the power-on command. They asked me to say a sentence, and the GPS stored it as a power-on command. Every time this sentence was finished, the system was checked correctly, and then the circuit was allowed to be connected and the ignition started.I didn't think much about it at the time, I thought it was fun, and recorded "Shandong Erhuang", and I had to sing it first every time I got in the car. The old man who watched the car thought that my spirit was stimulated.When I wanted to change it, the technician of Mango Technology said that because I had to reprogram it, I had to pay a service fee of 500 yuan.Isn't this an obvious robbery?Just sing and sing, just pretend to be a slippery voice.

You tell the GPS where you want to go, and the GPS will automatically design a route for you, but you must follow this route, otherwise the GPS will give voice prompts, and if you don’t change back to the established route, the voice prompts will not stop.This voice prompt also needs to be set initially.When I first recorded this section, I happened to be busy with other things, and Dana did it for me.But he actually, actually recorded a loud cry of Mr. Yu Qian (also my junior brother), so that if I didn't follow the route prescribed by GPS, the baby's cry would immediately sound in QQ, and I was reported by the masses for this Several times, it was said that there was an abused baby hidden in a QQ.

Then follow the GPS route, but it is too self-righteous. Once I finished singing the start command, I started to say hello to the GPS: Me: "Good morning, I'm leaving the car." GPS: "Have you cleaned your car? Where are you going so early." Me: "Wipe it clean, I'm using Gao Feng's coat. I'm going to Balizhuang, thank you." GPS: "Why do you go there? It's a private matter, or a business matter, does the master know?" Me: "Personal matters, I have finished taking leave with the master." GPS: "Have you asked my wife for instructions?"

Me: "I've said it all, even the biscuits are agreed, please start it!" GPS: "Okay, go to Ping'an Avenue, drive east, and I'll tell you when we're almost there." Me: "Drive east? Sorry, I'm going to Balizhuang in Haidian, so I should drive west." GPS: "Because there are too many repeated place names in Beijing, in order to avoid conflicts, the system will design routes in the order of east, west, Chongxuan, Chaohaifeng, so you have to go to Balizhuang in Chaoyang first, and then I will design a route for you to Balizhuang in Haidian .”

Me: "That's why you're dissatisfied! I'll go to Haidian Linglong Tower instead, okay?" GPS: "Route navigation has been activated and cannot be changed. Please start at a constant speed." Me: "Then I'm not going anywhere, cancel the route navigation!" GPS: "Command received, route navigation canceled. To avoid flooding the user, the user will be prohibited from logging in again within 1 hour." I took a taxi to Balizhuang, this nasty GPS. In the morning, I was going from Guomao to Qianmen. The GPS told me to take Chang'an Avenue and turn left at Zhengyi intersection.I told the GPS that turning left at that intersection is prohibited, and the GPS said: "There is no sensor installed at this intersection, please feel free to turn left. Go your own way and let the coordinator tell you to go."

Unexpectedly, as soon as I turned the corner, I found a traffic policeman waiting on the side of the road.When I was fined for swiping the card, I said it was all caused by the broken GPS, and pointed out that it was not accurate at all. The traffic policeman said, "Who can tell, just take a look." I glanced at the handheld computer held by the traffic policeman, and almost fainted from anger.I saw a message displayed on it, "The left-turning illegal vehicle has been delivered, it is a pink QQ, the owner is Guo Degang, please check - Mango Technology." Later, I took a closer look at the package of the GPS, only to find a line of small words - "Mango Technology GPS is supervised by the Beijing Municipal Traffic Management Bureau".

I spent 300 yuan to ask the technicians from Acorn International to dismantle the GPS of Infernal Affairs and restore the freedom of QQ.I angrily returned the GPS to Li Shaobang and asked him if he had ever been killed. Li Shaobang said: "I was just about to ask about your usage, I will install it when there is no problem." important Notice: The advertisement on the "Goose Le Jinde" crosstalk bus has been changed to "Whether it is good to drain the oil in the intestines, whoever uses it will know!"