Chapter 11 Chapter ten

Although the master has recently taken over a few venues and let us watch them separately, it is still difficult to meet the needs of Gangsi to watch cross talk in the theater.Because we are fighting a sports war, some hardcore gangsters have offered to join us in transition, such as the comrades selling pancakes at the gate of Tianqiao Le Gate. These requests should be taken seriously. The master proposes to creatively change this situation and add a mobile stage, which can not only ensure that more gangsi have the opportunity to listen to cross talk at close range, but also reduce the loss caused by empty running between scenes, and increase the income of the club by increasing the box office.

The master asked us to rent a bus, transform it into a small theater, and tour around Tianqiaole, Guangde Building, Zhang Yuanyuan, etc. every day, so that audiences who can’t buy theater tickets can get on the bus to listen to cross talk, and it can also be used as a transition for actors shuttle.Here I have a careful guess - it can also reduce the loss of Master QQ. The master requires that this matter should be carried out reasonably and legally, so that no more lawsuits can be drawn ("Urban Crosstalk Management Committee" has an annual quota of 3 lawsuits for the club, and if it exceeded the standard last year, it was already punished, and if it exceeds the standard this year, it will be suspended. Yellow card, the content of the yellow card: the legal system is weak base, there will be rewards for reporting, and the main principle is to do more with less money, and it is best not to spend money to attract sponsorship.So Li Shaobang and Earring Xu went to run the advertisement, and Dana took us to various departments to go through the formalities.

Li Shaobang's talk about the car body advertisement went smoothly, because the master had already endorsed a product, and the company agreed to increase investment to do one side of the car body advertisement.Li Shaobang went to Baoding again to find the "Lvhuo Hotel" where he had practiced before. He wanted to promote the hotel's flagship product "Secret Donkey Meat Huo Shao". The hotel manager was very happy and signed the contract on the spot.But when Li Shaobang sent the design samples, "Lvhuo Hotel" even unilaterally breached the contract, saying that they would terminate the cooperation even if they paid double the liquidated damages.The design of the body is like this, on the left is "Donkey meat must be burned every time", and on the right is "Intestinal oil must be drained every day".Fortunately, another food company came to the door and was willing to pay for advertising on the condition that the chef would endorse it. The company's main product is "sweet and greasy toffee". (The slogan I designed is "Sweet and greasy toffee, Guo Degang's favorite", and the manufacturer is reporting to the Food and Drug Administration)

Earrings Xu is responsible for the rental and naming of vehicles. He gave a keynote speech on "Preliminary Exploration of the Advantages and Disadvantages of Wearing Jewelry on Only One Side" at Peking University Hospital, which impressed the "Goose and Chicken Farm" and "Ledi Xylitol". Four powerful enterprises, including Jinqidui Liquor Industry and Dezhou Chocolate, rented an 80-seater "Bailongma" car from Bailong Group for free, and named it "Ele Jinde" Crosstalk BUS . In order to commend the achievements of the earring Xu, the master agreed to spray-paint the photo of the earring Xu as the endorsement of the black star silver jewelry on the rear of the car, and the position is on the prompt of "bear haunted, please pay attention".

In terms of approval, all functional departments expressed their strong support for this work, but proposed to solve specific problems. The traffic control department does not recommend the use of Bailongma cars without OBD, and proposes that in order to ensure that we will drive according to the prescribed route and that there will be no random parking on the roadside, we must arrange a traffic coordinator to board the car to facilitate the issuance of illegal parking notices at any time Book; The fire department proposed that each seat should be equipped with a fire extinguisher in the performance venue, and a firefighter must be arranged in the car, so as to teach the audience how to use the fire extinguisher correctly before the start of each performance;

The price department requires a hearing to determine the ticket price of cross talk BUS, and guarantees the same price for standing seats in summer and winter, but agrees to implement discounts from 0:00 to 6:00 every day. In order to ensure that we do not change the ticket price at will, we must arrange a price Supervisors get on the bus to safeguard the interests of consumers; The public transport department proposes to accept the "Ele Jinde" as a temporary route and set up several stops, but requires that a card reader be installed on the bus to ensure that the all-in-one card can be used for payment.As for the fees charged, the bus company will set up a special review team to discuss the return ratio to us.A bus company ticket inspector must be arranged to board the bus to ensure the normal use of the credit card machine;

The supervisors of the health department will check the air quality and ventilation in the cars at any time; the urban management supervisors will check the noise decibels in the cars at any time, and prevent small vendors from selling fake Fuwa in the cars; Scope of operation; local tax supervisors check whether we issue invoices for audience purchases at any time... In addition to representatives of sponsoring manufacturers, supervisors of various functional departments, and paparazzi in disguise, there are still 6 seats on the cross talk BUS of "Goose Le Jinde", and there are a few standing seats. Those who need it, please go to the website of Xiecheng to make a reservation.

The "Goose Le Jinde" was put into trial operation this afternoon, and Gao Feng volunteered to take it alone.He always said that his body was too thin to hold a solo performance in the theater, and he really wanted to find opportunities to exercise more.This crosstalk BUS stage will be his first solo show. He will sing the banzi, speak stand-up, show cross-stitch, tear the shrimp by hand...to fully demonstrate his personal talent, and he promises that each performance will guarantee to perform 3 traffic lights. Driving distance, after a short break a traffic light. On the road, when encountering temporary traffic control, it took 53 minutes to pass a traffic light...Comrade Gao Feng ran out of energy and needed to be recalled to Tianjin for repair and replacement of the "Energizer Battery".