Chapter 10 Chapter Nine

The master said that there have been too many performances recently, so he didn’t bother to supervise us. He asked us to recite Duan Guankou alone to check whether we persisted in practicing. Understand the work thoroughly. The master said that if the answer is correct, it can be recommended to participate in the first spring qualification examination of the "City Crosstalk Management Committee".If the answer is wrong, two performances will be performed voluntarily, and the transportation fee will be confiscated to make up for the loss caused by the improper cooking of the Lantern Festival.

Dana is the first to recite "Reporting the Name of Dishes": "There are steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose, roasted pig, roasted duck... stewed cabbage, stewed peas, stewed Lentils, boiled edamame, fried cowpea, and pickled kohlrabi.” The chef said: "The breath is okay, but there is still a lack of emotion. You tell me the 96th dish, what kind of meat is fried?" Dana: "Is it... stewed crab meat?" Master: "Wrong, it's Nanjianwanzi. Go, return the money you just received to the cabinet."

Cao Yunjin was the second to memorize "Geographic Map": "Take Qinghe, Shahe, Changping County, Nankou, Qinglong Bridge, Kangzhuangzi, Huailai, Shacheng, Baoan, Xiahuayuan, Xinzhuangzi, Xuanhuafu, Shalingzi, Yulin, Zhangjiakou, Chaigoubao... Qianmen, Zhushikou, and finally back to Tianqiao Le Tea Garden.” The master said: "The pace is too fast. How much land do you pass from Zhangjiakou to Shashi?" Before Cao Yunjin finished breaking off his fingers, he was beaten away by his master with the soles of his shoes, muttering while running: "Zhangjiakou, Chaigoubao, Xiwan, Tianzhen, Yanggao County, Julebao, Zhoushizhuang, Datong, Gushan, Hongcibao, Fengzhen, Suji, Jining, Sanchakou, why haven’t we arrived yet?!”

Dinosaur said that he had just healed from his injuries and lacked strength, so he asked to back up less.The master said that everyone must be treated equally, and asked him to recite the bitter people in "Eight Fan Screens". Dinosaurs: "At the war between the Jin and Song Dynasties, Jin Wushu, the fourth prince of King Changping, led the northern sage to sweep the South General, and led the three-way, twenty-four-hole Meng Dudu, and fought against the marshal of the elite soldiers in Zhuxian Town. Wushu lost dozens of battles in a row... Wang Zuosuo Wherever he goes, don't make it difficult for him. It's all because he is a poor man with a broken arm."

The master said: "It seems that you have recovered 80% of your skills. How many times did you say Wushu's name appeared?" Dinosaur: "It seems that the real bitter person is me." The dinosaur hummed a song and went to pay the money. The master asked Dana to learn the dinosaur's good attitude of "money and money outside the body".Dana said that the master listened too little to pop songs, and the dinosaur sang: "You are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, be careful every time you are bullied, and I will definitely retaliate."

So the master asked Li Shaobang to arrange dinosaurs to visit the people in the disaster area. When it was my turn, the master asked me what I wanted to recite, and I said I wanted the new version of "Reporting the Names of Vegetables". Master: "The new version, is it the one I used?" Me: "Vegetarian fried potato shreds, vegetarian fried potato shreds, vegetarian fried potato shreds, vegetarian fried potato shreds, vegetarian fried potato shreds,...vegetarian fried potato shreds, vegetarian fried potato shreds, plus vegetarian fried potato shreds. Master, I will recite it." 66 times, what do you want to ask me?"

Master: "You, you, you... You look shameless, very much like me back then!"