Chapter 38 Out of the box

Most people look forward to new ones when they listen to the master's jokes, and some people look for the old jokes to study. A man of God found that there was a one-minute line in the master's jokes that sounded familiar. After thinking hard for two days, he thought that the master took it. For his creation, he came here to post a post to seek compensation from the master seriously. If he doesn't give money, he doesn't respect intellectual property rights. This is a fact, but it sounds like a joke.Weeds are overgrown in the bamboo forest. One day a mushroom came out of the soil and wandered around. I ate out of a restaurant once. Seven or eight dishes were delicious, but there was one dish that made the mushroom very uncomfortable. There is something in it that is the shadow of myself on a certain day, month, and year, and it is not easy to be used for nothing, so Mushroom took advantage of the cook’s inattention and posted a post on the bulletin board in the hotel lobby and outside, formally asking the cook to pay for it. Raw material costs, some people are very sorry for the prosperity of the restaurant. Of course, they would not let go of the opportunity to speak up. For a while, the news about the illegal use of mushrooms in the restaurant was flying all over the sky. The momentum of this analogy.

But that dish is stewed chicken with wild mushrooms. The main ingredient is chicken. Kung Fu is cooking. What attracts people is the taste. Craftsmanship, just give you a dried mushroom, probably no one can swallow it! Anyone who has been to the forest knows that such wild mushrooms are everywhere, some are new, and some have been dried for N years. You can think of mushrooms with big heads and small necks, and I can also think of mushrooms with small necks. If you have a big head, you can say that you have grown this mushroom before, but how can you prove that you are the first one?Not to mention that this mushroom has 10,000 if it is not 8,000, it is really a bamboo, can it be used as a board to beat it?It has to go through many processes of chopping, drying, drilling and drilling. Bamboo cannot be used on the countertop. It has to be made into a board to have a loud voice and commercial value. A whole bamboo may not be able to be made into a sub-board, and eighty mushrooms can also be used. It is impossible to make a cross talk work, it must have a structure, a story, a character, an atmosphere, a language rhythm, and a physical performance... I don’t know if Mushroom has heard the whole cross talk.

If every piece of material has to share a few cups, I am afraid that only "Reporting the Name of Vegetables" and "Geographic Map" can be performed in the garden. It seems that the Chefs Association and the Map Publishing House have to share points.If you want to perform in the future, please come up and say that this joke is 100% original. If there is any similarity, you are welcome to report it. Or in terms of gold, the material of this joke is 100% from online jokes. Please ask the original author to take the time and count it in seconds. Money, who would be happy with it!

This is just one sentence. It is not easy for the art of cross talk to develop today. Everyone can help to make cross talk more funny and touching. If everyone breaks the stage, even the best things will be ruined. Borrowing from the master's words, actors should not be teachers, and don't think about using cross talk to guide the maze, preach and teach, and resolve the economic crisis.The audience should not be an expert, and should not enter the garden with the energy of a lawsuit. Everyone comes to enjoy the fun instead of digging into the horns of the dead.Happiness is very simple, simple things become boring when they are complicated, don’t you think?

say a few more words This is a fictional book of non-fiction, where the story is "facts" and the characters are found. The characters in the story are noisy, turning small troubles into big troubles, but even big troubles can be resolved with a smile.In reality, the Deyun characters are still talking, learning and singing in the garden, working hard for their ideals and life, and continuing to walk their difficult road of cross talk. In the past two years, there have been too many major events, joyful, sad, moved, angry, happy, and regretful. Everyone has their own memories of the years, and everyone has their own big goals and small calculations. Whether it is realized or not is another matter, as long as you do it with all your heart, you have a clear conscience.People can't do without stress, but putting too much pressure on themselves will probably lead to sub-health. No money is better than debts owed to the hospital, and being the richest person may not be able to go in and out safely and sleep soundly.

Among the thousands of emotions, there is one that is very plain and the easiest to understand, that is warmth.After listening to Lao Guo and Yu Qian's cross talk and laughing, I will look forward to it. Watching He Li's performance and looking forward to their laughter. Going on stage to pay tribute to the audience is always warm.If you have time, go to the garden, and if you have money, go to the commercial performances. Although the tickets are not easy to buy, the happiness brought by the warmth is definitely worth it.In fact, it is very convenient to download other people's recordings from the Internet and listen to them, but don't make them into disks and sell them yourself, and be careful that the stalls will be copied by the Urban Crosstalk Management Committee.So can this book give you warmth?You can try it on the heater.

There is pressure to print the words of your heart into a book. One is afraid of being sorry for the money you paid, and the other is that it will delay your time—so please let me know if you have any opinions.My mailbox is open 24 hours. Although I feel uneasy, it is a kind of joy to me to print my free words into a book.Enjoy every day of life—even in the most humble corner, even in pain and poverty, even if you feel that the bus is too crowded, the private car is too congested, and the subway is too stuffy—life has many unsatisfactory things, people are not easy, and the pressure is too much Big, too few surprises; too much pursuit, too little gain; too slow rise, too fast fall...wealth is hard to find, let your mood be your own, do more things you want to do, often break down big plans into small satisfactions, try Walk around and see more, record and accumulate what impresses you in the way you like, and the cliche 9 to 5 can also become a burdensome day.

You can find the burden yourself, and I will send you a couplet. Shanglian: The happiness of a lifetime is to be a mafia scientist and travel to the Spring Festival Gala Horizontal batch: happy still For the second line, you should think about it first, I think Lao Guo will give the answer soon, let us look forward to it together, Deyun will always be happy. Thanks to Mr. Wang Shanjia for his devotion to the comic Deyun characters, he has expanded the audience of this book to kindergartens. I am most grateful to Guo Degang, Yu Qian, Mr. Wang Hai, and all the brothers and sisters in the book, especially Mr. Luan Yunping for their generosity and indulgence to me. Without their tolerance and love, "Deyun Diary" would not have come about.

I would also like to thank Mr. Shi Hang and Ms. Duan Rong for their support and help.