Chapter 37 Thirty-sixth strategy is the best strategy

Going further, Dana wants to get rid of the young gang and fly solo. To be precise, Dana wants to say goodbye to the stage and become a free-flying superman. Dana has been preoccupied recently, and his performance is listless. He often hears him muttering to himself: "To live is to do meaningful things, to be meaningful is to live well, to live well, you have to do what you want to do, do what you want to do You can live a better life because of the things you do. It’s meaningless to say that cross talk is interesting. Master, I don’t want to be a pillar. Being a pillar is too tiring. If you’re not here, let me save up. Once I’ve saved up, I have to go home late, and I’ll go home overnight. I just don’t like "The Starry Night"; I want to be Superman, Superman is meaningful, and being able to fly is better than walking, this is hope."

The young gang couldn't bear to see Dana's wild thoughts, and gave him a fan: "Why are you in a daze, it's time for us to play, why don't you change your clothes quickly, what are you thinking about?" Dana stared at Shaobang, and saw that Shaobang was hairy: "Heroes are lonely. No matter how big your eyes are, you can't see my heart clearly, and you won't understand me." Shaobang felt that Dana had eaten something indigestible: "I don't understand you, and I didn't do my job right when I was going to be on stage. I think you don't plan to do a good job. When your master comes back, I will see how to deal with you."

Dana sighed and returned to reality, picked up the coat and prepared to put it on, and found an advertising leaflet under the coat—"Do you want to fly higher than Shenqi? Do you want to beat Phillips and Bolt? ?Want to become a Super RoboCop? Li Dayan's body modification shop will realize your dream." Dana was deeply moved by this advertisement, poured out all the private money hidden in the biscuit jar, wrapped it in a large handkerchief, and ran out to the garden. Allegro has been changed. Dana found a place to realize his superman dream, a magical body modification shop, and the owner of the modification shop also has a pair of familiar big eyes.

Boss: "Sir, what do you want to modify, our store provides personalized modification services, only what you can't think of, there is nothing our store can't do, as long as you have enough money." Dana was too excited to explain in words, so he imitated Superman's signature moves. The boss is in this business, so he immediately understood: "You want to transform into a superhero, so is it Spider-Man, Iron Man or Ultraman?" Dana: "I want to be the kind of superhero who can lead the trend, with cool styling and simple clothing, and I can go to the street in underwear."

Boss: "Superman, that is quite expensive, your money..." Da Na opened the handkerchief and spread all the private money on the counter.The boss thought it was the God of Wealth who came, but it was only poor ghosts who came in. The boss felt very sorry for Dana: "Your little money is enough to buy a set of outfits, and it's too bad to modify it." Dana still had two hands to prepare, and placed the boards, jade pieces, and eight-legged drums that came out of the garden on the counter, begging the owner of the modification shop to realize his superman dream no matter what.

The boss was moved by Dana's sincerity: "It seems that you really want to be a superman. Well, I will give you a chance to realize your dream. Our store is currently promoting activities. If you volunteer to add a few advertisements, then I can give you The best price." The owner of the refitting shop flipped through his abacus familiarly and gave a final quotation. Dana gritted her teeth, took out her last savings from her pocket, and gave the shopkeeper a bus IC card worth 30 yuan. "This is all my belongings, it's all here, please." The owner of the refitting store took away Dana’s money and began to design an image for him, explaining the knowledge of refitting: “Human body refitting was very troublesome in the past. You had to go to the police station to apply first, and you could only start construction after you got the permit. It’s half a year, it’s not sure if it’s too long; now the police station has launched a humanized service, you can first transform it, and then go to the police station to get a new ID card.”

Dana disagrees: "It's fine if you can become a superman, and it doesn't matter if you don't have a registered permanent residence." The shop owner quickly corrected Dana's misunderstanding: "That's impossible. Every transformed Superman has its own number and has to pass the quality inspection, especially to see if there are any toxic substances added. Being a Superman can't pollute the environment." Dana was very anxious: "I know, I know, please change it for me." People with big eyes have a calm personality: "Don't worry, this Superman series is divided into 26 levels from A to Z, of which Z and Y are products that use carburetor boosters, and production has ceased. So now The lowest level is X-rank Superman."

Dana had a half-knowledge: "X-rank, is it the same level as Salted Egg Superman?" Shopkeeper: "Almost, let's transform you to X-level first, and then you can upgrade when you have money." Dana: "It doesn't matter what level it is, as long as it can fly, fight and save the earth." Shopkeeper: "Flying is capable of flying, and hitting can also be done twice, but the range of rescue is a bit smaller, and it is only within the fifth ring for the time being, mainly because of the battery capacity." Dana: "The fifth ring is the fifth ring. It's too far away and I don't know the way. You can start pretending."

Shopkeeper: "Don't worry, modification is also an operation, and the operation will inevitably be a bit painful. Do you need anesthesia? The cheapest is 50, and the most expensive is 5,000." Dana knows that under the current economic situation, it is too difficult to borrow money: "Is there free anesthesia? I really have no money." The shopkeeper was a little disappointed: "Yes, there are, but the timing of anesthesia is not very accurate." Dana thinks that things that don’t cost money are good: “It’s fine if you don’t need money, come on.” The shopkeeper suddenly pointed at Dana's back: "Your master is here."

Just as Dana turned his head away, the modification shop owner pulled out a big stick from the counter, knocked Dana unconscious to the ground, put him on a flatbed cart and dragged him into the modification workshop. Two hours later, Dana Superman was born.But Dana is very dissatisfied with his image design. On his chest is an X made up of tableware, knives and forks, and there is a line underneath - Gaoji Western Restaurant, buy Pipi Shrimp and get free draft beer. Dana protested to the boss: "What kind of mess is this?" The shopkeeper calmly said, "Didn't I say that, you don't have the money to modify it, so I have to add a few advertisements."

Dana found that there was more than just an advertisement on his chest. Looking at his left arm, it said - Starry Night Auto Repair, on call.Look at the right arm again, it says - Chunni Dating Agency, ask for money after success. Dana got angry: "What and what is this, this is Superman X, isn't this a human body advertisement?" The shopkeeper also emphasized his tone: "You have signed the contract. If you break the contract, you will have to work with me for free for three years." Dana felt fooled: "This is not the image of Superman I dreamed of. Why are the underwear turned into squares, and the boots are still rain boots?" The shopkeeper had to patiently explain: "Don't worry, you get what you pay for, and boxers are healthier than briefs. In fact, the chip and engine selected for you are still very good. You can try it out." Dana didn't believe it: "Of course I want to try. If I can't fly, I'll sue you. My master is familiar with the people from the Consumers Association." Dana strode out of the modification shop, not noticing that there was an advertisement on his cloak—laughing at "Deyun's Diary", drinking Jingjing fruit vinegar to lower blood pressure. The master of the refitting shop picked up the essentials of flying: "You have to hang your left arm naturally, lift your right arm up, hold your chest up, and be careful not to cover the advertisement. Open your mouth and give instructions to fly." Dana: "What order, how to shout, is it to ignite and launch?" The boss's password is cadenced: "I wear polar bear underwear, I want to fly higher." Dana: "Why is there an advertisement?" The boss thinks that a customer like Da Na has too many things to do: "You don't care about the extra one and a half, just read it out and you can fly." Dana posed suspiciously, shouted instructions, and really took off. The feeling of flying is extraordinary, Dana shouted happily: "How can I fly upwards? It's too cold in the cold, how can I come down?" The owner of the refitting shop was admiring his masterpiece in his pocket. He took out a part from his pocket inadvertently. He raised his head and told Da Na the good news: "Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to install the brakes." American astronauts are walking in outer space and repairing the International Space Station. When they see Dana Superman flying over, their hands tremble. The tool bag they carry falls off and floats into space, becoming one of the many lost objects in space. Dana doesn't want to end up with the same fate as the toolkit: "I want to go home, help me" The battery ran out, and Dana Superman finally returned to Beijing. After the owner of the refitting shop fitted him with brakes, he asked him to find a place with few people to practice taking off and landing more. Dana finally flew to an empty field, and just practiced a round trip, and was entangled in the kite string in the sky. The kite flyer tried his best to pull down both Dana Superman and the damaged kite. The kite man asked Superman to pay for the kite , Dana Superman said that the kite-flying interfered with his right to fly. The two couldn't settle down and refused to accept each other. Police: "Who called the police? Let go of each other first, don't make trouble." Dana: "I called the police. This man wants to blackmail me. In your words, he is Pengci." Kite Man: "Whoever touches porcelain, you have called 110 one step earlier, otherwise I will call the police." Dana: "Do you still want the villain to file a complaint first?" Kite Man: "You are the villain who sues first" Police: "Okay, okay, let's talk about what's going on first." Dana: "I'm practicing takeoffs and landings here, and this guy says I'm interfering with him." Kite Man: "I was the one who flew the kite here first, there must be someone who comes first." Dana: "You let yours go, I'll fly mine, why did you pull me down from the sky." The kite man picked up the broken kite next to him and showed it to the police: "If he wasn't wrapped around my kite line, how could I pull him down? The kite was torn by him." Dana: "You hit me with a kite on purpose, you are Pengci." Policeman: "Okay, you are flying a kite here, you are flying around here, and then his kite string entangles you, you are pulled down, and the kite is broken, right?" Dana: "It's basically like this." Kite Man: "It was Superman who first ran into my kite and got tangled in the string." Police: "That's not important. I need to confirm the situation first. This is a paid park. Do you all have tickets?" Kite Man: "This is my park annual pass. I live next door. I come here every day." Dana: "I flew in, and I didn't see anyone selling tickets." Police: "That's easy, you are legal to fly a kite here, you are flying around here without the park's permission, so Superman, this mistake is yours, you should compensate others for the kite." Dana: "I don't bring any money, I don't have a pocket." Police: "Then where is your phone?" Dana lifted his cloak, and it turned out that he stuffed his phone in his underwear. Police: "It's not good for your health to put your phone here. It's better to hang it around your neck. Anyway, Superman, you should compensate him for his kite." Dana reluctantly handed over the cloak to Kite Man, and Kite Man left satisfied, while Dana stood there in a daze. Police: "Okay, I've finished mediating, Superman, you can go too." Dana: "Mr. Police, can you take me home?" Policeman: "Why, you don't fly anymore, this is the only kite flyer here." Dana: "Without the cloak, I can't find my balance in the sky and will lose control. You don't want me to fall off again?" The police reported on the radio: "Report, the mediation of the 3175th alarm has been successful. Now, I will send Mr. Superman home. Where do you live?" Superman: "Baoding." It seems that regardless of the sky and the earth, it is not easy to be a superman, we should just follow the master and talk about cross talk.