Chapter 17 The sixteenth plan to play hard to get

Driving is limited to one day a week, and the tail number is in pairs, which is actually very particular. 1 and 6 mean that it is better to walk more when you are alone; 2 and 7 mean that two people should ride a bicycle together when going out; 3 and 8 mean that we should support the measures introduced, regardless of whether it is written in the "Traffic Law" or not, drive Can’t be too three-eighth; 4 and 9 are people who live within the Fourth Ring Road and go to work at 9 o’clock. They should choose the subway to travel, and save money and time, and it’s better not to bring a bag; 5 and 0 are the best car I bought. Does not exist, consciously squeeze the bus.

In fact, the restriction on driving for one day has little impact on us. The garden only opens in the afternoon, and there are fewer people in the car at noon.It’s just that the rotation of this month is a bit chaotic. We often work as usual on weekends and can’t remember, especially like the Shaobang who also has a job as a drama manager in "The Starry Night Story Show". Can't figure out which day to put BMW to rest. The car is driving on the road, how can it not be fined, paying for the money is a trivial matter, and it can't make up for the time wasted.The BMW of Shaobang has always been a low-speed silent car, and it can barely avoid being late by leaving the house early, so there can be no accidents on the road.Because BMW has no possibility of speeding, Li Shaobang never worried about the electronic eyes. During those days, odd and even numbers were restricted, and BMW had even numbers. It was a double-numbered day, and it was safe and sound, but when it hit the 31st, it forgot to change the rope. The double-numbered BMW with a bow tie swaggered towards the Olympic Village, and was immediately arrested by the police.The young gang had a good attitude, humbly admitted their mistakes, and took out the rope to explain to the police.

The police thought that he was fined and couldn't bear it, so they patiently persuaded him, saying that he was fined as if he had spent money.Anyway, the Shaobang is better than driving a private car with a public brand BMW. You can send a signed CD, and the Shaobang can also send a pirated 10th anniversary celebration DVD! The rule of odd and even numbers is easy to grasp, but it is a bit complicated to rotate regularly after five days, and if you don’t want it, you simply don’t open it, but this will reduce the pleasure of fuel prices rising the next day after refueling the day before.Or apply for a mobile phone SMS reminder service and pass the responsibility on to China Mobile and China Unicom.But the two major operators haven’t found this business opportunity yet, and they’re also afraid that if you know you’re a BMW owner, information from all kinds of high-end insurance used car clubs will flood in.

When Shaobang was worried, my discovery solved his difficulty.Liu Yuan’s newly bought Tianyu car and BMW have the same tail number. Liu Yuan’s classmate has a wide body, a fat body, and a careful heart. There is no problem if the source is in step. It became Liu Yuan's problem that the Shaobang was okay. Every night before going to bed, the Shaobang would call Liu Yuan and ask him if he would drive tomorrow.But Liu Yuan's shows are usually in the first half, and he went home and fell asleep after talking about nothing.The less help is to save money, after the show, drive home slowly, eat some supper, take a shower and then call Liu Yuan, the less help will feel at ease, Liu Yuan's dream will be broken.

Under Liu Yuan's strong request, the Shaobang changed to sending greeting text messages every night.Liu Yuan found a counterfeit mobile phone factory and ordered a mobile phone with an automatic text message reply function. As long as it was a text message from Shaobang, the reply was only one word: open. At noon, the Shaobang drove a BMW to the garden, saw Liu Yuan but did not see the Tianyu car, the Shaobang sensed the danger, found me for confirmation, and found out that Liu Yuan had really fooled him.Immediately angrily went to find Liu Yuan to settle accounts, and we followed to watch the excitement, but seeing that Liu Yuan neither hid nor escaped, he calmly took out his mobile phone and asked Shaobang to read it. The time when Li Shaobang sent the greeting text message was 2:5, he asked Will Liu Yuan drive tomorrow?Liu Yuan replied that there is absolutely nothing wrong with driving tomorrow, but the Tianyu car cannot be moved today.

He was speechless, but thankful for himself, he didn't get caught when driving against the wind. To celebrate, he drank half a bottle of beer for lunch, prepared to take a nap backstage in the afternoon, and go on stage in the evening.But not long after falling asleep, Director Starry Night suddenly called the production manager and asked him to go to Muxi Garden to pick up the new Superman costume, which was extremely urgent.Shaobang wanted me to take him there, but QQ was unwell and couldn't turn on the ignition. If he took a taxi, he was afraid that it would be too troublesome to move the clothes up and down. Besides, Xingye only reported the gas fee to the theater manager, not caring about the taxi fare.The young gang was ruthless, thinking that if he was not caught in the morning, he should be able to break through in the afternoon. The distance is not too far, and he will return as soon as he goes. The probability of encountering the police is not high.

The BMW did not meet the police all the way, but when he packed his clothes and came back, he bumped into an Excelle when he was approaching the garden.Speaking of which, the Excelle didn't give way when it came out of the alley, and bumped into the BMW that was driving normally.The owner of the Excelle "Monkey Neng Home" just came out to apologize, looked at the license plate of the BMW, and then at Shaobang's ruddy face, immediately changed his attitude, told Li Shaobang to watch the scene and not to leave, and ran to the intersection to find duty traffic police.Li Shaobang was stunned for five seconds, considering whether to drive the BMW and run away, or just abandon the car and run away. After thinking twice, he is willing to take the bet and wait for the police to deal with him.Waiting is also waiting, Shaobang felt thirsty, strolled to the canteen on the side of the road to buy a bottle of ice water to calm down, entered the door and changed his mind, bought a bottle of Xiaoerguotou and a small bag of sweet noodle sauce, the owner gave change and Shaobang didn’t want it .The owner of the canteen asked the young gang if he wanted green onions, and Erguotou would be delicious when dipped with green onions in the sauce.Shaobang didn't buy onions, but asked the boss for a head of garlic.

Back at the scene, the Shaobang first tore apart the sweet noodle sauce to play a role, then put the peeled garlic cloves into his mouth like sugar cubes, and finally threw the empty bag and garlic skins into the trash can.At this time, "Monkey Neng Housekeeper" had already brought the traffic police. Li Shaobang unscrewed the bottle cap in a hurry, and poured a big gulp of Erguotou down in front of the police. When the police saw the BMW driver drinking brazenly, they were surprised, and the "monkey can watch the house" was beating beside him. What I said was that he was drunk driving and hit me on purpose.

The police asked Li Shaobang if he knew that drinking and driving was illegal.Li Shaobang replied that of course he knew, but he just drank the wine because of an accident and was in a bad mood. Anyway, the BMW was frightened and could not be opened again.You can't drive after drinking, but no one can control you if you don't drive. "Monkey can watch the house" quit, protesting that Li Shaobang had a rosy face and smelled of alcohol when the car crashed just now, and he must have been driving after drinking. Li Shaobang said that I just bought this wine from a canteen next door, and if I don’t believe it, I can ask the police.

Of course the police will investigate and confirm that Xiaoerguotou was bought by Li Shaobang. The police asked the boss if he had noticed that Li Shaobang smelled of alcohol before he bought the wine. The boss said to the customer that he had rhinitis and his sense of smell was bad; Yes, it's like playing cards with four people in a room, three smokers and one non-smoker, playing all night, the non-smoker's body is also full of smoke, isn't it true? The police did not get any evidence against Li Shaobang from the commissary.When I came back, I asked "Monkey can watch the house" if he smelled the alcohol on Li Shaobang's body or his mouth. "Monkey can watch the house" swears that it is 100% the smell of alcohol in his mouth, and he can smell it clearly.

The police approached Li Shaobang to find out what happened. Li Shaobang opened his mouth and smelled of Erguotou alcohol, but the smell of garlic forced the policeman to take a big step back. The police asked "Monkeys can guard the house", and they really smelled alcohol, but nothing else. "Monkeys can watch the house" didn't know what happened later, and the testimony remained unchanged. The police had made a judgment, and asked Li Shaobang why he was eating so much garlic, and whether his face was always so red.Li Shaobang is impervious to dripping water, his stomach is bloated and stagnant, he eats garlic to digest food, and his rosy complexion is all due to Nierya. The police told "Monkey Can Watch the House" that although it is wrong for the BMW driver to drink after the accident, it is not illegal and has nothing to do with the accident itself, let alone say that he was driving after drinking because of his blushing. "Monkey can watch the house" remembered that BMW was traveling in violation of the regulations, and had not yet reported to the police.Li Shaobang was the first to admit to the police that he had misremembered the date, and he was willing to be fined 100. At the same time, he reminded the police that Kaiyue's license plate was also faulty. The police checked and found that there was nothing wrong with the BMW except that it violated the traffic restriction.Look at the front card of Excelle is normal, but the back card has been smeared beyond recognition, and the cover seems to be sauce. The police asked "Monkey Can Watch Home" why it blocked the number plate, "Monkey Can Watch Home" shouted injustice, saying that they didn't know who did it. No matter who did it, it is the car owner who benefits, and the police can only punish the car owner.But the police were also surprised, and it was quite cold, but the sauce hadn't dried out.Li Shaobang helped explain that when it was cold, He Jiang also had to use antifreeze. The police asked Li Shaobang not to cause trouble, and first fined "Monkey Can Watch Home" for covering the number plate, and then judged the accident according to the situation on the spot. Car, can no longer go on the road. Shaobang seeks to win in danger, but he cannot move the BMW himself, and the "monkey can watch the house" is watching from the side. As long as the Shaobang dares to start the vehicle, it is undeniable drunk driving.Shaobang called us and asked someone to drive for him. It happened that he couldn’t get away without a driver’s license. Li Shaobang had to walk on the edge of the law again, holding the steering wheel with one hand and the door with the other, pushing the cart with difficulty, pushing a hundred meters into the In the parking lot, Shaobang really felt bloated and stagnant. He was so drunk that he could no longer support himself. He fell asleep on the BMW and failed to deliver the clothes to Starry Night on time. . It seems that the cost of driving is really unaffordable for most people.