Chapter 11 The Tenth Tactic

Li Shaobang has been troubled by inexplicable text messages recently, either asking him to transfer money to some account, or seeking revenge for him to investigate extramarital affairs, or selling him discounted tickets, blank invoices, or anti-wolf medicine, and others. Please inquire about villas in the valley.It’s okay if these spam text messages are sent during the day, just glance at them and delete them casually. What’s annoying is that they come uninvited in the middle of the night. It’s not good to lose sleep. Waking up when there is any movement, a text message can make him sleep less. Hour.Then you say, turn off the phone or not.That’s not possible. The organization has strict regulations on this. Employees must keep the communication unblocked for 24 hours.The organization requires such requirements, firstly, to prevent accidents in the backstage, and to find someone to rescue the scene at any time; secondly, to fear that after false reports appear, the reporter will take your shutdown as a default; thirdly, we and the United States are turned upside down day and night, for fear of missing Obama’s meeting The invitation of Deyun affected Deyun's internationalization process; the most important thing is that the master's creative inspiration burst out in the middle of the night, so he had to find someone to write a sentence immediately, and then ask the other party to write it down, so that the master would not forget Java when he woke up. Because of this, Uncle Yu's hair became more and more precious.It’s okay if the master only catches Yu Qian. He waits for seven seconds on the phone. If Yu Qian doesn’t answer, he calls Li Shaobang again. He was still busy dialing when he called back.The highest record, by the time Shaobing answered the phone, the master had already woken up 17 people.Fortunately, this kind of situation is not too many, otherwise we have to arrange shifts, leaving one person to stay up late every day, ready to answer the call from the master.

Then you said, if you don't help me, turn your phone to vibrate, wouldn't it be quieter?Generally, the text message will only shock twice, and it will not startle a good dream.But the mobile phone that catches up with Li Shaobang is the all-round warrior mobile phone recommended by Mr. Baodao Hou in the TV shopping, with high-efficiency battery and strong power.One night while sleeping, Shaobang turned his phone to vibrate and placed it next to the desk lamp, but the boss called. When the vibration reached the fifth second, Shaobang who had just woken up was knocked unconscious by the knocked down desk lamp .Once bitten by a snake, the vibration function of Shaobang's phone was disabled.

Spam text messages are annoying, but you can’t deceive Shaobang. Anyway, there are only a few things that can fool people. If you don’t want to take advantage, you won’t suffer. Look at the mobile phone number that sent the text message. Selling Olympic tickets in Beijing is a backer PHS, I guess he can't even tell the difference between the National Stadium and the National Stadium. Only one time, Li Shaobang wanted to give it a try, and he sent a text message back to Malulu, asking if he could help him to claim for the depreciation of books and the repair of the bookcase from Gao Feng. Five thousand, 16 thousand if you break your thigh, the premise is that the less help will pay the deposit first, and then MALULU will provide debt collection services.It's not worth it if you don't have enough help, a set of "Harley Potter" will not exceed ten copies, and buying a new set is cheaper than teaching Boss Gao a lesson. MALULU regretted it, hesitated for a while, and then said that the company can also wholesale pirated books with a 20% discount. If you buy two sets of "Deyun Diary", you can also give a mahogany bookcase as a gift.Li Shaobang felt that there was a fraud in it, so he hung up the phone quickly.Not long after, MALULU sent another text message, scratching the BMW for 600 yuan and stealing the BMW license plate for 2000 yuan. Please think about it carefully.Li Shaobang forwarded the text message to 110.

Don’t help but ask if there is a text message jammer for sale, which can make the phone quieter.The operator stated that the public's right to exchange text messages cannot be destroyed, and recommended "non-belief" to the Shaobang, right and wrong, believe it or not. Worse than spam text messages are fake acquaintance phone calls, pretending to be an old friend who hasn’t been in touch for a long time, let you guess who he is, no matter if you say it’s Yi Jianlian or Lin Yilian, he will go down the slope, reminiscing about the past, and then It doesn’t mean asking you to help recharge his mobile phone while on a business trip, or he was caught playing 3P games beyond 3S, and I beg you to pay a life-saving fine.

Shaobang only received one such call. Li: "I am Li Shaobang, who are you?" The liar "Brother, come for a glass of water": "You can't even hear me. It's really a noble person who forgets things. Think about it carefully and guess who I am?" Li: "I hate it. Just after I finished playing lantern riddles, you asked me to guess again. Don't worry, there are a lot of things these days. Let me think about it. Your accent is very familiar. Are you from Shaanxi or Shanxi?" "Brother, come for a glass of water" felt that there was a big difference between Qin opera and Jin opera. I only blamed myself for not being good at learning dialects.

Li: "Running here and there, then you've been quite busy recently, and business trips have been exhausting. It's not easy to do any job now, but you have to go home often, like me, no matter how late the performance is..." "Senior brother, come for a glass of water." Afraid that Li Shaobang would drag the topic away, he only urged him to think about who he is. Li: "Don't worry, let me think about it, otherwise, call back in half an hour and let me recall the memories." "Brother, come for a glass of water" had no choice but to hang up, waited for half an hour and then came back: "It's still me, do you remember me coming?"

Li: "I remembered it just now, but then Dana interrupted me, and I forgot again. Just tell me." "Brother, come for a glass of water" had to be made up, saying that it was an audience member who knew Li Shaobang very well, and he even gave flowers to He Li's special show last time. Li: "The flower basket, right? It's quite big, with a lily in the head and baby's breath at the back, with peonies, kumquats, bunches of red..." "Senior brother, come for a glass of water." He didn't want to hear Li Shaobang recite his name, so he just agreed to say yes, and only hoped that after Li Shaobang's memories were aroused, he would quickly turn to borrow money.

Li: "That flower basket looks pretty good, but you are being deceived. Don't look at the flowers outside, they are all rotten, and they won't be good after a day. Let me tell you, you have to buy flowers yourself. If you look at the flower arrangement, it’s like buying a crab. When you see that the crab’s legs move, it’s actually the hand that sells the crab. And you have to guard against the scale being inaccurate…” "Senior brother, come for a glass of water" interrupted Li Shaobang again, saying that since you remembered me, I have something to ask you for help. Li Shaobang sighed: "Is it necessary to ask for a ticket? This is a bit difficult for me. The company has restrictions, and the garden space is also limited. One ticket is matched with one chair, and you are seated according to the number. It is not appropriate for you to stand and listen. If you If you bring your own Maza, I try to let you in, but if someone asks, you just say you are here to find He Yunwei."

"Brother, come for a glass of water" felt that it was not worthwhile to go to Beijing from Fujian just to listen to a cross talk for nothing, so he hung up the phone in a rage. Shaobang was hung up before he finished speaking. He was very upset, so he sent a text message: I remembered who you are. Don’t let people finish a sentence. During the collection period, ten months passed, Cao Cao had to die anxiously if he was not burned to death, Zhou Yu was almost killed if he was not angry, Zhuge Liang waved his fan in summer to calm down, and it was embarrassing to shake his fan in winter. Tickets are needed.As a result of dismantling and selling a pair of shoes, the responsible Sun Shangxiang was robbed of the limelight by the painted skin ghost.

"Senior brother, come for a glass of water." Seeing that no matter what, he has obtained a legal identity anyway, and he has the hope of continuing to deceive, so he immediately texted back to Shaobang, asking who he is. Li Shaobang replied in a text message that your surname is Zhu and your name is Mengmeng.It was Xiao Ma who was delivered by Zhuge Liang and named by Zhou Yu, who was ashamed and didn't want to see Jing Chu's father. Shao Gang has entered the blacklist of scammers and is not to be provoked. Worse than fake calls from acquaintances are missed calls, which are mysterious calls that hang up after 0.1 seconds and wait to see if you can return them.Ordinary people don't take it seriously, I won't call you back, I'm mad at you, but I don't want to help you, I'm afraid it's Gangsi calling, if I don't reply, I'm suspected of being a celebrity, and I'm afraid it's the FBI calling , If you don’t return, you will miss the opportunity to be a music teacher for Obama.By the way, Master's status as a military advisor is a thing of the past. The United States has borrowed a lot of money from our country and has not paid back, and Bush has not paid Master's military expenses for the Western Expedition.