Chapter 9 The Eighth Strategist

Some viewers criticized the high repetition rate of the jokes performed in the garden. No matter how good the jokes are, they will get tired of listening to them for a week. What you can't say and what you don't know how to say, you may have heard more versions than me.It's not easy to come up with new jokes. There are so many old cooks in the world who can't come up with a new cuisine.I'm afraid of comparison in everything. He has been popular for so many years after singing a song all his life. He doesn't bother Gao Feng if he can't win the lottery ticket every week.In the final analysis, there are too few people who are professional in cross talk, the regular army and the guerrillas combined can’t make up a regiment, the guerrillas are too few to wear “big pants”, and the regular army’s suits and leather shoes can’t hold a special show. The Association is not far away from Ding Xingwang, a member of the Writers Association.

However, the Writers Association also has difficulties. I went to the bookstore a few days ago, and when I entered, I saw bestsellers at the door. This is the opposite of the performances in the garden. You wait; the bookstore puts the best-selling books on the list in front, lest you forget them.The difference is that what is said in the garden is good or bad. They are all professional comic talkers. Not all the books sold in bookstores are written by authors. Look at the rankings. The best-selling authors include museum curators, customs officials, university professors, and hereditary authors. doctors of traditional Chinese medicine, and even ancient Roman emperors centuries ago.We talk about cross talk every day and feel that the progress is too small, and people can still shine without doing anything.The question is, what do so many professional writers do?Think about it, there are those who write scripts, film and television dramas look good, turn around and sell books when the wind is smooth, and TV dramas fail, so they save wood for the country and don’t bother to print books; Changing to Xinmatai, changing the whole process of kissing first and then hugging to hugging first and then kissing, is to turn other people's labor into one's own wisdom, and even if you are accused, you will not admit it. If you can think of it, I can think of it. How can the spark of thinking be able to There are those who start blogs online to earn popularity, and they have accumulated almost enough words on the blogs. They are compiled into books and sold, and they marry a wife for the New Year. They kill two birds with one stone.Fortunately, the number of clicks on the blog has nothing to do with his book, but with who he scolds or is scolded by.In the early years, whoever scolded me, I was in a hurry with whoever. Now I have learned from my master that when people scold you, they praise you; If you are too far away, even if you are exhausted, he can't catch up; people say that you are a childhood sweetheart, and you are willing to be a second child, just want to take advantage of your popularity to sell more records. It's all here, so it's a big deal to do a favor!

It may also be that my thinking is a bit extreme, but extreme is not a mistake, even if there are mistakes, it represents the views of the organization, not my own.There is gold in front of me, Yunlong at the back, Gaofeng on the left, and sesame seed cakes on the right. There is a master above me, and a teacher above the master. Therefore, my fault is everyone's fault, and their fault is their fault.Yes, I am a man of principle. Gao Feng in the organization loves reading books the most. I encouraged him to write and write by himself. He said that he is planning a trilogy of life inspirational themes "Teach You How to Become a Best-selling Author", "Teach You How to Raise Pipi Shrimp", "Teach How do you say "Crosstalk in a Small Theater", I am looking forward to these three books.

Continue to talk about shopping in bookstores. After looking at it, I found another problem. Now the bookstore is competing with the post office and newsstand to sell "periodicals". A title is followed by one, two, and three. According to classical Chinese, it is the upper part, the middle part, and the lower part. According to the habits of American dramas, it is divided into the first season, the second season, and the third season. In short, these "journals" give people great suspense. Endless.Anyway, I have a habit of buying books. I have to look at the end page first. If I see something like "To be continued" or "Mystery will be revealed later", I will resolutely not buy it. This is the same as buying roast chicken to see the completeness. Regardless of whether the content is good or not, you should never sell a half-finished product. Suspense novels without an ending are the most terrifying; Love him and I know him.They are all married and fight frequently, but those who are divorced die down and return to the gentle village.In the first ten episodes, she talks about marriage with Guo Furong, but in the last ten episodes, she marries her sister. The most romantic drama is 3S.In the past, a writer wrote a book in ten years, and this book can be read by several generations. Now a book can be written as a series, and as long as it sells, the author can continue writing; as long as it sells, the author rests. , or you can find someone else to act as a substitute to continue writing; as long as it sells, it may start with a horror novel, with romance in the middle, and then change to a humorous story. Anyway, when you read the tenth book, you probably forgot the first two. What was Ben talking about.So what about "Deyun Diary"?I'm talking about books of fiction, not reportage.

After talking about books for a long time, I wanted to talk about borrowing books.Li Shaobang loves to read and is willing to buy books, especially when he calculates the quantity and orders from the website. Not only is the price of the book discounted, but he also gives a cardboard box for the books as a gift, which is affordable and environmentally friendly.There are too many books to keep at home, and Li Shaobang spends more time in the garden than with his parents, so Li Shaobang set up a bookcase in the background, and the books sent by the website are placed directly in it, and everyone feels that it is very convenient to take them whenever they see them.

But Shaobang didn’t plan to open a private reading room, plus everyone’s reading habits are different, some like to fold the edges; Those who write reading notes on the books casually; there are also those who draw illustrations on the text when they are happy to read. If this person is Zhang Dewu, it would be great, but the one who is keen on this is Xiao Si'er.Therefore, the "Obama's Autobiography" that Li Shaobang just bought is full of Salted Egg Superman vs. Batman.Li Shaobang was already heartbroken seeing the good new book being ravaged by the wind and dust, but one day he found that the whole set of six books "Those Things in the Ming Dynasty" that had just been delivered this morning had all disappeared. It was Shaobing who wrapped four of the books in Yunlong's coat and used them as pillows, and put the other two directly on his feet, lying on the bench and sleeping soundly.

Li Shaobang woke up Shaobing, dissatisfied that Shaobing's dream was disturbed, and said in a daze, "I just wanted to pass on Jiuxiao Meihu's bedtime, but which daring eunuch dared to startle him." Seeing the saliva of Shaobing Li Shaobang was heartbroken about the "those things" that got wet and left shoe prints. Li Shaobang bought a big lock that the general can't get off his horse to lock the bookcase, tied the bookcase key with the BMW key, and hung it on his waist every day, cutting off everyone's idea of ​​getting what they need. Books can’t be borrowed casually, especially for people who love to read like Gao Feng.Gao Feng reads ten lines at a glance, and has the ability to walk around and observe monuments with a photographic memory, so he feels that buying books is not worth it, and the only way to be happy is to borrow books to read.Every time he saw Li Shaobang, he would ask to borrow books, which made Li Shaobang very tired of unlocking and registering.Gao Feng still cherishes reading books, and Li Shaobang feels a little comforted by returning the books as they are.The day before yesterday, Li Shao helped tidy up the bookcases but was hit hard. It turned out that Gao Feng was quick to remember and quickly forget. In order to avoid duplication of borrowed books, Gao Feng would use Langhao Chinese script to sign "Gao Gao has read" on the title page of each book after reading it. , completely stole the limelight from Li Shaobang's "Green Grass Self-Reading" book collection chapter.

Li Shaobang suffered a secret loss, so he simply posted a note on the bookcase "Books are not for loan, please don't open your mouth".Gao Feng didn't take it seriously when he saw it. At the end of the month, he opened a library slip with a note, which was also pasted on the bookcase. Next month, Li Shaobang changed the slogan to "You can buy it yourself, and don't borrow it from anyone."Gao Feng also caught fire, found a fire axe, and clamored to split locks and open cabinets to equalize the rich and the poor.Li Shaobang was very nervous when he heard the wind, and saved 110 as the first family number in his mobile phone, and prepared to call the police as soon as Gao Feng took action.

A few days later, the weather was calm, and General Tie was unharmed. Li Shaobang estimated that Gao Feng was only showing off his courage for a while, but just as he wanted to relax, he felt that the smile on Gao Feng's face was not normal, so he hurried to check the bookcase, unlocked it, and the book There were quite a few books, and after checking carefully, all the newly bought books were signed "Gao Feng Unread". Li Shaobang was so angry that he punched the bookcase, the back of the bookcase fell off, and 12 fixing screws Half of them are not at their posts, and half of them are floating on a single pendulum. They must have been attacked by Gao Feng from the back mountain.