Chapter 2 The first plan is to cheat

The master doesn't have many hobbies, but as long as he falls in love, he is very persistent. A few days ago, he kept talking about the old horse knowing the way. He hated that he didn't know Mr. Ma Weidu when he was young. Bring a few more blue and white porcelains home. Collecting is not a one-day effort, not to mention good things are like Pippi shrimp in the Haihe River. If you miss this call, you have to wait.Fortunately, the master has a wide network of people. Ever since he heard that he was interested in blue and white, people have always come to inform him. Whenever the master is in the background, Big Mouth Dong Lu will volunteer himself and tell the master mysteriously where he found something good again. , it's on promotion, it's a pity not to snap up it.It's just that the master has too many things to do, and he has clues several times but can't get away.Dong Dazui often comforts the master, what is yours is always yours, and if you want to collect it, you must have a good attitude. If a large piece of meat sinks to the bottom of the pot, it is better to get rid of it sooner than later.Anyway, once the information is sent back, Dong Dazui will listen to the cross talk for free, which is of course a good deal.

Suddenly one day, Dong Dazui reported that a Qing Dynasty kitchen ruins had been dug out at a certain construction site, and blue and white boutiques were everywhere. It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and even Mr. Ma was rushing there from CCTV.He advised the master to come out on top no matter what, otherwise good things will not fall. The master acted decisively and changed the "Da Shang Shou" of the bottom job to "The Truth" led by Yu Qian, and then let Yun Jie drive the 300C to set off, but was stopped by Dong Lu. Dong Lu said that when buying antiques, the first thing is to avoid revealing your wealth. If you drive such a nice car, and then dress fancy, the goal is to attract reporters. Don’t tell me, things that can be sold for 10,000 yuan, you have to pay 100,000 yuan. Be a low-key person. If you want to find treasures, you have to always pretend to be poor.So the master asked me to activate QQ instead, took off the flowered shirt by myself, and put on a city volunteer uniform I found somewhere, but the clothes were one size smaller, and it was a bit blue and white when stretched on the master. The charm of the big belly bottle.In order to deceive others, the master also wore a pair of oversized sunglasses, let Dong Lu help him, and walked out of the backstage step by step.

In the car, the master suddenly remembered and asked Dong Lu if the things dug out of the construction site belonged to the state and could not be bought or sold privately.Dong Lu continued his class, emphasizing buying antiques. The second point is to avoid asking the source.Antiques that come out for circulation are either dug out from tombs, stolen from palaces, or owned by wealthy people.In short, if the goods are sold to those who know the goods, it is good that good things can be passed on.Nowadays, tomb-robbing novels are prevalent, and all the tombs that can be dug, except for Qin Shihuang's, are almost dug.

As we talked, the car had already entered Hebei, and the master suddenly remembered a question, asking if the card could be swiped there.Dong Lu was shocked, and said the third point is to avoid swiping the card.This kind of business has always been to pay the money on the spot and get the goods at the same time. I have never heard of using a POS machine to buy a tomb. The Public Security Bureau is worried that there is no evidence to catch the tomb robber.The master rummaged through his body and found that he didn't have a single dollar in cash. The complaints were all about changing clothes. In fact, he didn't have any cash in his floral shirt. He only had a note paper and a signature pen, so that he could write white notes at any time. At the end of the month, the creditors would take the IOUs Go to my wife to cash it out. Fortunately, the master has a very high credit limit. Although the maximum amount of an IOU is 50 yuan, there is no limit on the number of IOUs. If you go to Beijing and Shenzhen to buy crabs, you can get ten IOUs.But after leaving Beijing and not going to Tianjin, I'm afraid the master's IOU won't work.

I pooled it with Dong Lu, and it was just 3,000 yuan.Three thousand yuan is a lot of crabs, but it is hard to buy antiques.Seeing that the master was in a low mood, Dong Lu persuaded him that if he really wanted to see something good, at worst we would sell the QQ and cash it out. The car would be worth eight thousand anyway, and you would just return it to Xiaoluan when you come back. The master was in a cheerful mood, and I gritted my teeth with hatred. Dong Dazui heard the creaking sound of my teeth, and thought it was the abnormal sound of the car's gearbox. He immediately told me that it would be best to play a cross talk for the buyer when he was going to sell the car. Don't let people find out what's wrong with this car.

I thought to myself, I must find an opportunity to get rid of Dong Lu later, since he is sorry for QQ, then I have to seek justice for QQ. Just as I was thinking, the car had turned into a small town. It was already midnight, but the street was brightly lit and very lively. There were more than a dozen stalls selling antiques, and the rest were selling wontons, skewers and pirated copies. disk. After getting out of the car, Dong Lu warned the master to ask less and look more, so as not to let people see that he is a stick. The master has always been very modest about business that he doesn't understand. He observed carefully for a long time in front of the selling stall, and couldn't make up his mind whether to buy Ai Iijima or Ai Fukuhara.

I pulled the master and reminded him that the money is limited and should be used for business. The master taught me that there is no essential difference between the joy of watching movies and the satisfaction of collecting them on the spiritual level. I said that although the fireworks are good, I just laughed it off. Although the blue and white flowers are expensive, they can still be caressed from time to time. The three of us searched treasures all the way, and found that there were quite a few blue and white porcelains, big and small, tall and short, but none of them could impress the master.

Dong Lu asked him why he didn't like it. The master said the color was too dark and the pattern was blurry. I reminded the master to take off the sunglasses when looking at things. Walking to the corner of the street, the master was attracted by a three-piece blue and white bowl set on a stall, squatting there to look at it very seriously. The stall owner was very enthusiastic and said that since Team Leader Guo liked it, he would offer him a real price.The class leader was very happy to be recognized, and asked if the stall owner was Gangsi.The stall owner said that although he was not a gang silk, he was also a fellow with the class owner back then.

I wondered if this person also sang Bangzi. The stall owner then recalled the good old days when he resold BP machines. The master stopped him and asked him how much the set of three bowls cost. The stall owner said that the basin belonged to Kangxi, the bowl belonged to Qianlong, and the teacup belonged to Xianfeng.These three items reflect the excellent craftsmanship of the blue and white porcelain of the Qing Dynasty, and they will never be sold unless they are 30,000 yuan. I suspect that QQ will not belong to me. Dong Lu was planning to uproot grass on the side of the road to plug in QQ, but was told by his master not to act rashly.

The master said frankly that since the three blue and white porcelains are not a set, there is no need to buy them in packages. How much does the Kangxi basin and Qianlong bowl cost? The stall owner thought about it and quoted 24,000. The class leader looked at the basin and bowl again, and suggested that these two things were somewhat damaged, so it would be better to wipe off the change, which would be four thousand cheaper. The stall owner saw that it was almost dawn, and he had to make this deal no matter what, otherwise the ten yuan stall fee would be for nothing, so he was cruel and said that he would give you another four thousand yuan discount, these two things It's yours.

The master was overjoyed, grabbed the Xianfeng teacup and asked me to give two thousand yuan to the stall owner. The stall owner naturally quit, but he was so angry that he had nothing to say after hearing the master settle the accounts for him.The three items are 30,000 yuan. Since the Kangxi water basin and Qianlong bowl cost 24,000 yuan, the Xianfeng tea cup is 6,000 yuan, and after subtracting 4,000 yuan, it is exactly 2,000 yuan.This transaction is absolutely fair and reasonable. Back on QQ, the master was elated when he bought his favorite blue and white porcelain, but Dong Lu was a little disappointed that he didn't get more rebates because the price was too hard.I remembered that I had walked this small street three times and hadn't seen Mr. Ma Weidu, so I asked Mr. Dong Luma why he didn't come. Dong Lu was not very angry, saying that Mr. Ma was eating skewers by the roadside. When I saw it, it turned out that the singer Ma Tianyu was there to experience life. On the way back, the master still held the Xianfeng teacup and couldn’t put it down. Seeing an advertisement for firewood eggs on the side of the road, the master in a good mood told Dong Lu that the eggs promoted in the supermarket recently were not safe, so it’s better to buy firewood eggs from the countryside. Bring a few boxes of eggs back to share with everyone, as a benefit of Lidong, and at the same time give Dong Lu two boxes as a reward for providing clues. Dong Lu happily got out of the car and knocked on the door of the farmer. I was worried that the QQ would be overloaded, but the master told me to lock the door and drive away. After getting rid of Dong Dazui, QQ was very comfortable. I asked the master if he also found out that Dong Lu took kickbacks. The master said gloomily: "I can see that there is still something wrong with this tea cup. Look at this one. It is written in 1860. In 1860, the British and French allied forces burned the Old Summer Palace in the north, and the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom was in the south. How can I have the thought to burn such a delicate cup?" As for the teacup, I guess it was imitated during the Republic of China, if it wasn’t for being fooled by Dong Lu, how could I have suffered this.” I regret that the master bought a gift from China Mobile in the early years. (Solemn statement: This Dong Huyou is not good at football commentary, and he has never been a TV host. He only has the same name and surname as the fan-favorite teacher Dong Dazui. Goodbye Dong Huyou, you will be a professional chicken farmer in the farm .)