Ever since I was fired as a driver because I didn’t know the way, I had fewer chances to chat with the driver. In fact, the so-called not knowing the way is just the subjective assumption of the driver. He always let me go in a straight line. There is no camera, and when the police block the way, the master will sign it without asking, and he will not excuse me with a word.Considering that the organization doesn't care about reimbursement of QQ fines, I can only insist on detours, which makes the master quite dissatisfied. Another reason is that after the master stopped using the diarrhea tea, he continued to feel relaxed and fat. Even if he was driving 300C, the car would always go wrong when he was sitting on the right rear seat. Yuan, Liu Yuntian and Li Yunjie, but the second Liu can't drive, so Yunjie naturally replaced me as the driver of the car.

Today, the master was free, and asked me what hot news was on the Internet, and I said Sungnyemun. The master guessed whether Sungnyemun is another name for Chongwenmen, and I don't know what the hot spots are. Shaobing interrupted and said that it was an old Korean man, because his house was taken, but he thought the entrepreneur had given too little money for the demolition, so he couldn't think about it, so he burned the cultural relics of a public house, making everyone unlucky. Master: "It's a pity that such a good thing is gone. If you don't like it, don't read it. Why burn it?"

Shaobing responded: "That's right, good tea, just don't allow it to be sold. If you don't like it, don't buy it. Why bother taking it off the shelves! Although it's not that good, at least you won't get stones." The posture of the biscuits flying out is very similar to Howard's Superman dunk. The master has a very delicate USB flash drive, which he keeps with him all day long and never leaves his body easily. After the archaeological discovery of the Yanzhao Gate, the master became more cautious, but the more he was afraid of something, the more he was afraid of something. On the day of the performance out of the box, the master had a great time on stage. , got off the stage, but found a hole in the inner pocket of the coat, and the small USB flash drive was airborne. .

This little gadget is a treasure in the hands of the master, and it is not conspicuous when thrown on the ground. What's more, the backstage lights are dim and there are many corners. , playing PSP while hiding, but was caught by the master. Master: "Have you found my USB flash drive and are secretly copying it?" Gao Feng: "Who touched your USB flash drive, I'm playing live football here, don't come here to make trouble." The master naturally didn't believe it, snatched the PSP over, checked it himself, and immediately became angry: "It's a Street Fighter, how can you say it's a football, and it has whirlwind legs and iron knees, and you still say you didn't lie to me?"

I looked up and felt sorry for an ashes player like Gao Feng. Although his skills are good, it doesn't take a lot of effort to play against China and Brazil.Of course, the live series can also keep pace with the times. The motion capture of Zheng Tieshou's hooking elbow, Li Datou's back kick and the new style Tan's heart-warming kick are all very accurate. In terms of battle scenes, this game is definitely more popular and more realistic. Gao Feng didn't bother to explain to his master, thinking about not kicking the broken ball, so as not to get angry and get angry, it's better to download a hockey to play, each person has a stick, and the fight should be more exciting.

Seeing Gao Feng not speaking, the master thought that he had caught the pigtail, and immediately announced that because Gao Feng was not doing his job properly and did not participate in the collective search operation, he decided to temporarily detain the PSP, threatening not to return him if he could not find the USB flash drive. Gao Feng immediately joined the search team voluntarily, and eagerly proposed to take Yu Qian's St. Bernard out to smell it. St. Bernard first smelled the walnuts that the master was playing with all day long, and immediately found a large bag of dried fruits from the dressing cabinet of the sesame seed cakes.The master remembered that he once said that snacks are not allowed in the background, so he also confiscated the dried fruit, and gave the sesame seed five times for leaving early.

Shaobing looked at St. Bernard angrily. St. Bernard has to smell something related to the U disk before he can find the right direction. The master thought about it and took a close-fitting vest to let St. Bernard smell it. The USB flash drive was pulled out. The master was overjoyed, and pulled St. Bernard's front paws away. St. Bernard just found a dried fruit, but he was not rewarded with one, and was dissatisfied. At this time, seeing the boss so happy, he knew that there should be a reward, and felt that the U disk It seemed to taste good, and he swallowed the U disk with a flick of his head.

The master was furious and stopped shaking the dog's paw. Instead, he asked Si Xiaoyun to hold St. Bernard up and shake it, trying to shake the USB flash drive out, until Si Xiaoyun saw Venus, and the USB flash drive was still firmly in the dog's belly. . The master had nothing to do with St. Bernard, and asked us: "If the U disk is in the dog's belly, will the data be destroyed?" Of course Yu Qian said yes.Dana said that it might not be possible, it is better to perform surgery on the dog and take out the USB flash drive to have a look, it is always unsafe to make judgments out of thin air.

Yu Qian asked Dana angrily why he didn't peel his cat to see if it turned into Changjiang No.7 after swallowing the button battery. Dana responded that the button battery can be discharged, but how can the U disk be removed if it is too big? Is it always impossible to put it in the dog's stomach? This reminded Shaobing that there was a way to help St. Bernard increase the output.So Si Xiaoyun supported the dog, and Shaobing began to wash St. Bernard's stomach with water soaked in 16 bags of purge tea.While filling the dog with tea, Shaobing thought about the dried fruit he had lost, wishing he could stuff all the tea foam into St. Bernard's mouth.

An hour later, the USB stick came out; three days later, the St. Bernard was a dachshund. The U disk came out, but there was no response on the master’s computer. The master thought it was broken, so he asked me to completely destroy the U disk. I took out the chip while the master was not prepared, and only smashed the shell and A shredded old SIM card was shown to the master. The master didn't know the structure of the U disk, so he only felt relieved when everything that should be destroyed was destroyed.When I got home, I found a special software and started to restore the data on the USB drive, only to discover a big secret...

Master's Secret is to process and launch a full-length stand-up comedy "Thirty-six Strategies of Master and Apprentice" as the finale of his 20th anniversary celebrations. "The Thirty-Six Strategies of Master and Apprentice" integrates suspense, tomb robbery, time travel, and appreciating treasures. It not only has promotion in the workplace, but also explores the secrets of the frontier. Whether it is praise or derogation, it is more eye-catching than Panda Abao, and poverty and troubles are more eye-catching than Abao. Gillian Chi is even hotter.Once Master's masterpiece is released, it will surely be more shocking than the Wall Street storm, and more bizarre than Liu Feiren's withdrawal.I can't directly disclose the specific content, but the master's inspirations definitely come from the backstage, and the facts are convincing. If you don't believe me, just take a look-these things behind the scenes of Deyun.