Chapter 4 The third part of drifting with the tide Kanagawa chapter

Recently, I feel that writing a diary is very troublesome.This is the evidence that everything is going well for Xiaosheng, because it just means that Xiaosheng puts more energy in his work than in his diary. Interesting things have been happening since the end of July. Now is not the time to write about honeydew melons, but it seems that it would take too much time to make it more interesting and post it in the diary. If you describe what happened in a simple way, it is roughly a matter of moving.Xiaosheng had been living in the Meguro District of Tokyo before, but now he has become a resident of Kanagawa Prefecture, which is not an easy task.Because of this situation, various magazines are being sent to various publishers in Xiaosheng’s house, and please temporarily suspend the delivery of magazines.

Then again, there were tragedies and comedies in the process of moving, and the couch boy was an example.This boy was wearing pajamas, about five years old, fair complexion, very small, with soft hair, always sitting on the sofa and shaking his legs.When the sofa was delivered to his home in Meguro, he sat on it.The delivery people didn't seem to notice the child, and left immediately after putting the sofa in Xiaosheng's house. In this way, the boy stayed at Xiaosheng's house unknowingly.The boy didn't say anything, and Xiaosheng never heard him make a sound.But when Xiaosheng came home, the teenager sitting on the sofa would turn around and show a cheerful expression.

The sofa that teenagers often sit on is the size of a three-seater.He always sat on the right or left, or in the middle.So when a large number of guests come to the house, it's something to watch.For some reason, the guests didn't seem to be able to see the young man. The young man was clearly sitting there, but they tried to sit down on him, so the young man showed a panicked expression.Xiaosheng couldn't see it, so he said to the guest, "I'm sorry, I can't sit here", and asked the guest to stand up.The guest showed an expression of "Why can't you sit? Isn't this place empty?"But Xiaosheng couldn't clearly explain the boy's affairs, in short, he just asked the guests to stand.

Xiaosheng suddenly decided to move, so he had to confirm a new house, but there was no place for a sofa in the new house.After hesitating for a while, Xiaosheng decided to follow his friend's advice and sell the sofa to a recycled furniture store. Two clerks from the recycled furniture store came to the house one day at the end of July to move the sofa.When the clerk lifted the sofa and was about to move out of the room, the boy was still sitting on it.He looked back at Xiaosheng, waved his little white hand and said goodbye.Xiaosheng thought to himself, the sofa the boy was sitting on would still be bought by someone else when he returned it to the recycled furniture store?

Recently, Xiaosheng has a serious low back pain problem.To say how serious it is, whenever Xiaosheng squats down to pick up something, his waist will make a cry of pain.That was not an ordinary cry. To be clear, Xiaosheng felt that it was closer to a scream, and it was the scream of a young woman.Every time Xiaosheng squatted down, his waist screamed, which was really troublesome. Today Xiaosheng changed his mind and went to the hospital to see a doctor.Because the back pain was so severe, Xiaosheng even suspected that "maybe he had cancer."After the X-ray was taken, the doctor said: "The reason is the OL." Xiaosheng didn't know what it was, and only begged the doctor, "Please cure me immediately, otherwise I won't be able to work."

The doctor asked Xiaosheng to lie on the hospital bed for local anesthesia, and cut open the skin of Xiaosheng's waist with a scalpel.Although he didn't feel any pain, the screams that had been coming from his waist suddenly became louder. Xiaosheng felt terrified, twisted his neck, and looked at the doctor's hand tremblingly.The doctor used tweezers to pick up something from the boy's waist that had been cut open by the scalpel. It looked like an OL over twenty-five years old. After the operation, my waist no longer screamed when I squatted.Only then did Xiaosheng finally understand that the scream was indeed the OL living in Xiaosheng's waist.

Xiaosheng is still working during the Obon festival holiday. This is the first time that Xiaosheng has not celebrated the Obon festival in his hometown in Fukuoka.Xiaosheng's hometown is in the countryside. Whenever it comes to the Obon Festival or the first month, a large group of relatives will gather at the house, and everyone happily eats a lot of dishes placed in the living room.Therefore, at this time of the year, Xiaosheng should be surrounded by many relatives, and they should also look at Xiaosheng with pity. "Here's a dead kid who hasn't gotten a real job yet."

"No, you have to look at him with gentle eyes." Those aunts and aunts always talk like this in a low voice. Among all human beings there are very few who have the regular habit of reading printed letters.Even in Japan, which is known as a big industrial country, people living in rural corners rarely know how to read.Therefore, a young student who earns a little money by writing novels is undoubtedly an inexplicable vagrant who writes to the relatives of those mothers-in-law and mothers. "Width and height※When will you find a job?" ※The author's real name, Yiyi, is a pseudonym. The reason why I write novels under a pseudonym is because I don't want my classmates at school to know.Now that I have graduated, there is no need to use my pseudonym to move around anymore, so I will publish a book under my real name in the future, so please give me your advice.

"Width and height are not working now?" Whenever eating with relatives, Xiaosheng would be questioned by his uncles and uncles in this way.By the way, let me tell you that Kuangao is Xiaosheng's real name. Hearing them say that, the mothers-in-law would elbow their stomachs and tell them to shut up. "Don't ask questions about width and height." My sister married very early.Originally, Xiaosheng should inherit the family business and take care of everything during the Obon Festival or the first month.Xiaosheng should help the relatives who come to the house pour beer one by one, chat and greet each other.

This is the reason why Xiaosheng does not want to live in his hometown.As far as the rural organization is concerned, every household has to join the fire brigade or something, and has to have a drink with the people in the neighborhood or something.However, Xiaosheng is a person who is not suitable for gatherings like sports associations. He may hang himself due to neurasthenia, so Xiaosheng chooses to live alone. But deep in my heart, I often have a sense of guilt towards my hometown.At present, only parents and grandmother live in the hometown, and the dog who was Xiaosheng's only friend has also traveled to heaven.I heard that my sister who married into a neighboring town often took her children home to visit relatives, but it seemed too lonely for only three people to live in such a big house.If Xiaosheng, the eldest son, does not return to his hometown, what will happen to the house where he spent his childhood?This is a question students often think about.Because Xiaosheng lives in a metropolitan area like Tokyo, his hometown in Fukuoka is on the verge of extinction.Xiaosheng is really sorry for his parents.

I went to the comic shop to see Doraemon.After reading the first book, I found something surprising.The first sentence Doraemon said to Nobita turned out to be a line with the taste of "you will hang yourself to death".The second sentence is a line that has the flavor of "you will be burned to death".It turned out that when he first appeared on the scene, Doraemon was a robot that declared death.Index 67※. ※Represents the degree of concern when hearing boring knowledge.Popular on Mr. Tamoli's show. I didn't write a diary for a few days in August, and I rested for a few days. Xiaosheng really felt very sorry.Why is there so little written this month?In fact, it is because Xiaosheng is too busy and has too many things to do.For example, watching "Doraemon", cleaning up the seasoning spilled on the table, worrying about how many meters of amplifier wire should I buy?While busy with these things, you have to continue to maintain the work schedule.But at this time, Xiaosheng really didn't want to mention work, so he omitted it first. Then again, there are a lot of things that I haven't written this month, so I will briefly describe them here. Forget what day it was, Xiaosheng went to a movie theater called Toriuddo in Shimokitazawa to watch a movie made by an independent film director he knew.The director is Mr. Shan Gang, and the films he shoots all describe the stories of hopeless people.Has received many awards.After the movie was staged, for some reason, Xiaosheng joined their dinner party.At that dinner, for some unknown reason, all the men were showing off their chest and armpit hair. I forgot the day when the man who lived in Xiaosheng's house made rice with eel for Xiaosheng to eat, but Xiaosheng's house didn't have a rice cooker, so he had to use a pot to cook the rice.Although the cooked rice was hard, it was still delicious.Later, when I went for a walk outside, I ran into a Bon dance festival, and Xiaosheng also danced along. Forgot what day it was, Xiaosheng accidentally got off the tram at Jiyugaoka Station, but Xiaosheng didn't know what shops were there, so he walked around the circle in front of the station and went home. I forget which day, Xiaosheng took over the planning work of the magazine "Da Vinci" ※, the content of this project is to cooperate with a certain company to write some short articles.The theme has already been set, and the writing must be some heart-warming essays.Because there are companies monitoring behind it, if you write something too weird, you should be sent to the gas chamber. ※A high-quality magazine for book lovers.The special feature at the end of the year has the theme of "writers who are expected to emerge next year", and the author's name is also included.Sorry, the author does not have such an extraordinary future. Xiaosheng chooses words and phrases very carefully to write articles, and the goal is to write content that can purify readers' minds and have a mysterious atmosphere.But I don’t know why, but there is a lot of words mixed in the finished article, such as “hanging yourself” or “I don’t know when it would be better to go to the sea of ​​trees” or “that person lent me the book about punishment”.Before he knew it, his fingers tapped the keyboard without authorization.Xiaosheng was very surprised. When writing this diary, the company has not informed me whether the short article is safe or out. I forget which day, someone entrusted me with the job of writing copywriting for Mr. Sato Kazuki's book.Shortly before receiving this job, Xiaosheng just strongly recommended Mr. Sato's "D-Bridge·tape" to his friends.The timing was fantastic. Xiaosheng has seen Mr. Sato's new work (temporary translation) one step earlier than everyone else.But Xiaosheng knows that writing copywriting on the back of the book is a very difficult and heavy responsibility.This is Xiaosheng's head who has been thinking hard about how to write the copywriting at the back of the book.This time, Xiaosheng told himself that he must never write words like "shattering the body" or "making ghosts" like when he took over the cooperation project of "Da Vinci". The speakers ordered by Xiaosheng arrived.I have always used small speakers to listen to music or watch movies, but Xiaosheng thinks this is not acceptable.As a man, you should use equipment with sound effects that can shake your abdomen. So recently Xiaosheng did some research on the audio.The world of audio is really profound, and the more you know, the more you realize that it is a world where you have to invest a lot of money.Xiaosheng chose a speaker that would not become unnecessary waste.Xiaosheng thinks that "price.com" is really an ideal website. In this way, after installing the speakers, Xiaosheng first tried to listen to music.There was a thumping sensation in the abdomen.No matter how hard Xiaosheng tried to defend, hooks and punches would still come through the cracks.When the music stopped, Xiaosheng had turned into a pile of pure white ashes. The second round is the video appreciation.It just so happened that "Back to the Future" was playing on wowow station, and Xiaosheng watched the movie for a while.The antenna on the balcony captures the AAC signal projected from the universe. The signal passes through the digital TV and enters the amplifier. After being interpreted, it is transmitted to five speakers and a subwoofer. ※The second funniest movie in the world.The most famous movie is "Eraserhead" (Eraserhead, the work of American director David Lynch in 1977). Listening to the sound effects of "Back to the Future" through the newly purchased amplifiers is quite impressive.There's a shot at the beginning of the main character, but on the new speakers, that scene rivals the first twenty minutes of "Saving Private Ryan." The sound effect of the moment when taking the Delorean (American automobile manufacturing company, the cars it manufactures is commonly called) to jump in time and space is also amazing.In the movie, the protagonist only went back thirty years ago, but with the newly bought speakers, the sound is as realistic as if he went back to the time before the era. When there was thunder in the last scene, Xiaosheng thought it was really thundering, and even opened the window to see the situation outside.It was a clear sky outside, and Xiaosheng realized "ah, it turned out to be the sound effect in the movie". When Xiaosheng was playing with the loudspeaker, he received an email from his sister. "I dreamed that you were dead, are you still alive?" it said. Not long after, Xiaosheng saw the report of the death of Charles Bronson.Speaking of Bronson is that Bronson, a man's man.My sister probably mistook Bronson for Xiaosheng in her dream, right?No matter how masculine Xiaosheng is, it would be embarrassing to be misunderstood in this way. ※The author remembers that he often appears in violent police movies. A text message from a friend read, "Bronson dead night of shock."It's really interesting. When Xiaosheng was working in the evening, a friend called. "I'm at the company now. It's raining heavily in Tokyo, like a typhoon. How are you doing?" Xiaosheng lives in Kanagawa very close to Tokyo.Although it wasn't raining, when I opened the window, I could see that the sky in the east was overcast, with thunder every five seconds or so. Xiaosheng stopped working, moved his chair to the window, called out a few friends who lived nearby, and watched the thunder and lightning while drinking. "The shape of that just now is beautiful." "Well, it looks like a special effect." "Ah, that fell near the boss's house just now. I wish his house was on fire by now." While looking up at the sky, Xiaosheng and his friends get in touch with the wonders brought by nature. Xiaosheng wanted to eat revolving sushi, so he went out by bicycle.Seeing a long line of people lined up in front of the revolving sushi restaurant, I immediately dismissed the idea, thinking that it doesn't matter what I eat. Next to the sushi restaurant is a cheap restaurant that exudes a lonely smell. Xiaosheng walks in. There are soup bars, salad bars, and drink bars in the restaurant.As long as you order the set meal, you can enjoy unlimited vegetables. Recently, Xiaosheng's vegetable intake is not enough. As long as he eats more cabbage or cucumbers, he should not catch a cold.Shouldn't it hurt your back, and you won't spill seasonings on the table, right?And the novel you just wrote won't be scrapped, and you won't forget about recycling day and be forced to live with garbage for a while, right?The bad things that happened to Xiaosheng recently must be due to not eating vegetables.Xiaosheng thought to himself that he could finally say goodbye to that kind of life, so he ordered a set meal with all kinds of bars with the clerk. Xiaosheng eats vegetables to his heart's content. After eating, he feels that all kinds of vitamins have been absorbed into his body.Xiaosheng thought to himself, in this way, everything should be better. When I walked out of the store and looked outside, the bicycle was still in the parking lot. The reason why it was not stolen must be because of eating vegetables.On the way home on the bicycle, I passed the truck several times. Miraculously, Xiaosheng didn’t have any accidents, didn’t have any fractures, and still maintained a healthy body. This must be due to the intake of vegetables .When I got home and turned on the TV, some hilarious questions appeared on the screen, and Xiaosheng was overjoyed watching it.I thought, this is all thanks to the gift of vitamins.Xiaosheng couldn't help being surprised that vegetables have such a big effect. A friend from college, N, called.We talked about our current situation, our thoughts on reading, and our impressions after watching the movie.In addition, we chatted for a while on topics such as work, political economy, art, and philosophy. "Is there any music worth listening to recently?" N asked me this way, so Xiaosheng told him "Sibelius* is pretty good".When it comes to the topic of classical music, I somehow feel that my temperament seems to have improved a lot.The Xiaosheng who recommended Xibei Liutu must be considered an "intellectual person" in N's heart.The battle was successful. ※composer.Sensei Shinji seems to like it very much. Xiaosheng went to Roppongi to meet with an editor, and there were still a few hours before the appointed time. He wanted to visit Roppongi Hills, but he didn't want to go to such a gorgeous scenic spot, so he planned to go to an ice cream shop to kill two and a half hours .After sitting for about ten minutes, the ice was finished, and Xiaosheng has been meditating since then.There are many things in my mind, such as thinking about noble issues such as what should human beings do to live a happy life. I met my editor and had dinner in the store.After a while, Xiaosheng finally received the job. Xiaosheng had to write 250 sheets of manuscript paper by the summer of the following year.Speaking of which, Xiaosheng has recently declined the job of a fiction magazine one after another, and I am really sorry for the editors.It wasn't that he was bought by the publishing house, the reason why he declined was because of Xiaosheng's personal intention. After returning home, I heard a friend mention the finger.In the Showa era, it seems that someone bought a croquette in a store, and it turned out that someone’s fingers were wrapped in it. In addition, it seems that when someone ate rice balls from a convenience store recently, they felt that the chewiness was not right. The tip came out of the mouth.Xiaosheng also felt that he should be more careful when eating balls. The news reported that a fire broke out at the factory of Bridgestone (a Japanese tire manufacturing company), and it was heard that the people nearby were all evacuated.Xiaosheng's father also works in Bridgestone, so he can't help but care. I went to a preview of the movie, then headed to Kadokawa Shoten to pick up letters from readers, then headed to Shinjuku to have dinner with a few people.After dinner, I parted ways with everyone, walked into the comic shop, and after watching "Moon Son" (authored by Reiko Shimizu), jogged home.Running and running, I remembered all kinds of things about "waves and particles". Many things happened in these ten days.What caused a huge impact was what happened on the twelfth. On September 12th, at a bookstore called Junkudo in Ikebukuro, there was a lecture by Mr. Tatsuhiko Takimoto*.For some reason, Xiaosheng was also there.For some reason, Mr. Sato Tomoya* and Mr. Nishio Noshin* were also present.For some reason, Xiaosheng bought light bulbs and sockets at Tokyu Hands. Xiaosheng planned to go home and replace the light bulbs at home.But for some reason, Xiaosheng said to Takimoto-sensei, "This is a souvenir", gave him those light bulbs, and left.Later, for some reason, I went to a yakiniku restaurant with Sato-sensei, Nishio-sensei and others.For some reason at the yakiniku restaurant, Nishio-sensei gave me a Rubik's cube.I heard that Mr. Sato will hold an autograph session the next day, but for some reason, he drinks until dawn. ※ Both are novelists.The author considers himself to have a close relationship with these three writers, but he hardly ever met privately, and there is no email correspondence at all.I only received one call from Mr. Takimoto, and he came to issue an unbelievable summoning order of "there are social activities".Of course, the author has never participated in any social activities, but he couldn't surrender without a fight, so he agreed to participate.The male members include Takimoto, Sato, Nishio, and the author.When the author wrote this footnote, it was a week before the networking event.To prepare for the battle, the author rented the movie "GO-CON!" from Jun Production Company and wanted to get ready for battle, but I couldn't find it at a rental shop in Shibuya, and I couldn't summon up the courage to ask the clerk for help, so I gave up.If you see the video rental shop of this diary, please be sure to display this film.The author has now bought a copy of "Psychological Tactics Taught by Host Wang" written by a person named host Wang Lingshi.Then there should be no problem.The author intends to open the book when he doesn’t know what to say during the fellowship, and recall what the host Wang said... Two weeks have passed since I finished writing this footnote, and it is currently in the proofreading stage before publication. Finalized.The fellowship was over, and the author was left with a smile and trauma.Let the author make a brief report below.Among the female members who came to participate was Ms. Risheng Shimamoto.Talk of old movies was the only positive memory, followed by a flurry of bumps.Teacher Takimoto asked the girls: "What do you think of boys who like Evangelion games?" Teacher Nishio talked about how to kill rats effectively and quickly.Mr. Sato said bad things about Hokkaido during the chat. After knowing that the girl sitting next to him was from Hokkaido, he immediately changed his words and said that Hokkaido is a good place.When someone asked the author: "If you want to date a girl, where would you take her?" The author replied "comic shop".Originally, none of these male members had participated in fellowship activities, and the author was not sure that the party I attended was a real fellowship event. "Is this a fellowship?" "Am I doing fellowship activities now?" The author felt as if he was fighting with this question in his heart.Some of the girls who came to participate said that "this kind of activity is not considered a fellowship", and she said, "In real fellowship activities, men and women will not sit separately, but sit cross-legged together."The author and others wonder whether the day of real fellowship activities will come?It was already late at night after the battle, and the author and others took a taxi home. On the way back, the author and Takimoto-sensei took a taxi.The author remembers that we talked about things like "I have to work hard tomorrow" and "I said so". I write articles in my hometown, Fukuoka.My mother was hospitalized today because a benign tumor had grown on her foot and had to be surgically removed. "It's rare for the child to go home, but I have to go to the hospital, really." She was sent to the hospital while muttering. At noon, a niece named Mizuha came to visit her hometown. This woman was about ten months old from birth to this world. She crawled on the kitchen floor for a while before returning home. Then again, since I went home to visit my relatives, I have been working, reading, playing Game Boy, and playing "Final Fantasy Tactics" on PS every day.At most, just go for a jog outside in the morning.I thought to myself, I should actually steal a motorcycle and go racing on the road, and do something bad. Because my mother was hospitalized, only my father and grandma were left at home.Xiaosheng wanted to suspend work, so he asked his father to drive Xiaosheng to some places for a stroll. There seems to be a large shopping mall called "Dream City" in Kurume City, Fukuoka, so we decided to go there.At a glance, I found that "Dream City" is not an ordinary "Dream City", and the official name should be "YOU·ME·城" (the pronunciation of dream in Japanese is yume, which is similar to YOU·ME). Then again, the City of Dreams is really big and scary, just like the shopping mall in the movie "Corpse".The three-dimensional parking lot sucks the car in and stores it like a vacuum cleaner.The surrounding area several kilometers away is centered on this huge shopping mall, like the center of a nuclear bomb explosion, all of which are smudged with the colors of the City of Dreams.Ten kilometers away from the city of dreams, there is a signboard of the city of dreams, and people walking on the road are wearing T-shirts with either "YOU" or "ME" printed on them. There is a toy section in Dream City, and Xiaosheng is looking at those toys intently, trying to help his niece Mizuha buy something.But I don't have any idea in my mind, I don't know what to do.Xiaosheng couldn't imagine what she would like when she was less than a year old, and her safety had to be considered when buying things. I gave her small things for fear that she would swallow them whole, so I can’t consider ant models: Give her sharp things, which may poke her eyes and cause blindness, so you can’t buy plastic models of steel bullets; if you give her things that can bounce, She will definitely run after him and get into an accident on the road outside, so I can't buy her a ball.If you buy her a toy that can make sounds, her musical talent will blossom and bear fruit in the future, and she will go to a foreign country to hold a performance, and then she will definitely become addicted to drugs and die alone in the end, so it is better not to buy it.If you buy her a cute stuffed animal, she will grow up to be a niece who can't make friends and will be convinced that the stuffed animal is alive. When there is a fire in the house, she will go back to the house to save the stuffed animal, but never again. It didn't come out, so it wasn't considered.Xiaosheng was puzzled, and finally had to buy a Hermes handbag for his niece, and then left the City of Dreams. Today is the day of my mother's surgery.At 8 o'clock in the morning, I got into the car driven by my father and headed to Kurume University Hospital, and my grandmother also went with me.Kurume Hospital is a place that Xiaosheng is very familiar with.Xiaosheng likes the old buildings of the hospital very much. When a hospital appears in a novel, he often imagines what this place looks like. When I came to my mother's ward, I saw that Aunt M had already arrived.Mama Tomoko is the eldest of five sisters and has four subordinates.Shortly after Xiaosheng and others arrived at the ward, Aunt Y came running.Mom was then wheeled into the operating room and we had to spend about two hours in the waiting room before the procedure was over.In order to make effective use of this time, Xiaosheng went to Kurume High School. Kurume High School is the abbreviation of Kurume Technical College. Across the Chikugo River and the university hospital where my mother had an operation, Xiaosheng studied in this school for five years. It’s been a long time since I wandered around the college campus. Many things have changed. The material engineering classroom building where Xiaosheng used to study has turned into a very modern one.Xiaosheng also walked into the experimental building where he used to cut metal blocks without authorization, and smelled the air inside.On the way to the library, I saw a familiar teacher talking to the students.Xiaosheng pretended not to know each other and passed by. In fact, he was the teacher who taught Xiaosheng physics before.When I went to the library, I found that there were books by Mr. Yoshimoto Banana that I used to read during my lunch break.When Xiaosheng was immersed in the feelings of the past, he suddenly found that there were also Xiaosheng's books on the top, and he felt restless and quickly escaped. Leaving Kurume High School and returning to the hospital, playing Game Boy to pass the time.Then Mom had surgery and was sent somewhere.Xiaosheng listened to the doctor's explanation with his father, grandma, and two aunts.The doctor said that my mother's disease was called a benign tumor, and the operation was very successful and there would be no problems. Afterwards, everyone left the hospital and went to have dinner together. They chose a Japanese restaurant.The waiter brought the chawanmushi, and grandma handed it to Xiaosheng.Xiaosheng loves chawanmushi the most, and every time he goes back to his hometown, he will make chawanmushi.After eating the chawanmushi in the store, my father whispered in Xiaosheng's ear, "The chawanmushi made by grandma is better."Xiaosheng also thinks so. Xiaosheng had his wisdom teeth pulled out.Wisdom teeth grew in the right back of the mouth, and the pain was so unbearable for Xiaosheng.When he couldn't bear it anymore, Xiaosheng went to the dental hospital near his hometown.This is Xiaosheng's first wisdom tooth extraction. It shouldn't be too painful to pull out only one tooth, right?Xiaosheng thinks so.I also thought that I might die in agony while drooling because of too much pain. Xiaosheng regretted coming to the dental hospital without writing a suicide note. Someone called Xiaosheng's name, so Xiaosheng sat on the diagnosis table with the feeling of going to the death penalty platform. "It's over, it's a wisdom tooth that was pulled." The dentist handed me a tooth as big as an almond. Xiaosheng was shocked when he saw it. Xiaosheng didn't even notice when the tooth was pulled out. "It's amazing! It doesn't hurt at all!" Xiaosheng said, and the dentist smiled slightly. "Because I gave you anesthesia. Modern medicine has made great progress. By the way, I also helped you cure tooth decay." The dentist held a small mirror in front of Xiaosheng and spoke.Xiaosheng looked at the cavities in the mirror and found that there were indeed signs of treatment. "It's amazing! I didn't hear the sound of the electric drill!" "This is the great thing about modern medicine. Now even the annoying electric drill sound is gone. In addition, I also shaved your beard for you." Xiaosheng touched his chin and found that his skin became smooth unconsciously. "Doctor, are you a god?!" "No, modern medicine is too powerful." The dentist just said so modestly.Xiaosheng deeply realized how much he had neglected modern medicine before. My sister, her daughter, Xiaosheng, and grandma went to Kurume University Hospital with the purpose of visiting their mother. While sitting in the car driven by my sister, I used the camera function of my mobile phone to take pictures of my ten-month-old niece who was sitting in a child seat, and then sent the image to the responsible editor and other related parties. After visiting mom, we stopped by the supermarket to buy pears and ingredients for chawanmushi.Xiaosheng left his hometown after two days and returned to his apartment in Kanagawa.Before I came back, my grandma made me chawanmushi again, but the more important thing was pears. Xiaosheng likes to eat 20th century pears very much. As long as they are placed on the table, Xiaosheng can eat them non-stop. Pears are an incredible fruit.If there is a TV program called the top ten fruit rankings, in Xiaosheng's mind, pears are the only number one.But Xiaosheng feels that pears are not as famous as apples or bananas now, and it seems that they are no longer king.If you say "I like pears" to someone, it seems that the other person will reply "Ah, is it? Hmm." Is this the so-called "lack of the charisma of a leader"?Or do pears lose that tenderness when they become famous?So, Lizi deliberately didn't make herself famous, but just played a supporting role?After returning home, the pears peeled by grandma were put into the fresh-keeping jars that had previously contained mentaiko, so the pears had a slight taste of mentaiko. Xiaosheng has left his hometown in Fukuoka and returned to the apartment of 1LDK in Kanagawa Prefecture. This is a pleasant trip back home to visit relatives.When leaving his hometown, Xiaosheng secretly brought back the photos of his niece in the living room.Now there may be a big commotion in the hometown because of the missing photo of the niece, right? After returning to Kanagawa Prefecture, I continued to work. After five days, I finally finished the book at Kadokawa Shoten.The editor is currently reading it, and it is unknown whether it will be thrown away as waste paper. I really want to hear the editor's thoughts as soon as possible.In this state where the power of life and death is in the hands of others, Xiaosheng can't calm down no matter what he does. In the short story I just wrote, the heroine was run over by a tram, leaving only her fingers, so Xiaosheng's mind was filled with only the images of her fingers.The body with only fingers left is unexpectedly convenient. Not only can it be used for fingerprint comparison to confirm identity, but it can also be used to press the button of nuclear weapons. It should be OK, right?No part other than the fingers means that the thighs will no longer be bitten by mosquitoes, and no wisdom teeth will grow.Fingers can also tap the keyboard, so it will not hinder the work.Xiaosheng hopes that one day he can become a person with only fingers left. After waking up in the morning, I found that my right eye was swollen, and there was a strange pain in it. It was difficult to even open my eyes. After looking in the mirror, I found that the right side of my face was swollen.I thought it must be a needle eye, so I went to the ophthalmology department.After the eye surgery, he turned into a mechanical eye and went home.Now the X-rays emitted by the eyeballs allow me to see through the human body, and I can see even the bones clearly, which is really gratifying. Xiaosheng has been staying in a cheap restaurant called barmiyan※.Since I ordered a drink yesterday, I haven't stepped out.The calories are all in Coca-Cola and whiskey, so there's no problem. ※ Gradually becoming the author's workplace, it would be nice if there is an annual pass. Including today, during the past two days, Xiaosheng wrote the plot idea of ​​the novel on his laptop.Under the influence of whiskey, the notebook has a sweet taste.I haven't showered for two consecutive days, not only the laptop, but also Xiaosheng's body has a strange smell, and the waiter also stares at Xiaosheng from time to time.Although Xiaosheng had sworn that he would never leave the store until the plot was completed, he still couldn't bear the strange eyes of others and rushed away from Barmiyan. Through an email from a friend, Xiaosheng learned that the child star who played in Chaplin's movie "Kids" was actually a girl. Xiaosheng was so shocked that he couldn't sleep at night. Woke up in the morning with insufficient sleep and headed to Kodansha※.This is the first time for Xiaosheng to enter the interior of the Kodansha. The building is very magnificent, and there is a garden in the lobby. I heard that giraffes will be released at night.This is what Mr. J said, and Xiaosheng felt that he could not be wrong. ※Widely known for Kodansha's novels, a high-quality company that bears the burden of the future of the publishing industry.The published books are full of intellectual and interesting, and even the sister at the counter is kind and lovely. Xiaosheng visited the editorial office of Faust magazine.It looks like a university lab.Xiaosheng got "The Realm of the Sky" written by Mr. Nasu Kinoko, and was invited to dinner afterward. This is the usual feeding mode.At the dinner table, Xiaosheng heard many interesting topics. I heard that after winning the Mephisto Award, there will be no spoils of war, but a statue of Sherlock Holmes.这个福尔摩斯像好像是伦敦的夏洛克·福尔摩斯博物馆里贩售的纪念品，只要花个几美金就可以在商店里买到。 这个东西怎么会成为梅菲斯特奖的奖品呢？ 事情发生在梅菲斯特奖刚成立时，当时讲谈社的某编辑和某作家一起造访了福尔摩斯博物馆。 “得奖者没有任何奖品好像有点可怜，那么就拿这个当战利品吧，如何？” 那个作家这样说，然后无意中就拿起摆放在店里的福尔摩斯像。 据说拜此之赐，梅菲斯特奖的得奖者都获赠福尔摩斯像。听说讲谈社的人每次前往伦敦，就会到福尔摩斯博物馆去一次买回来囤积；另外听说，选择福尔摩斯像当奖品的那个作家就是田中芳树老师。 小生听着这些趣闻，被喂饱了饵食之后，随即被带往新宿。在新宿和佐藤友哉、西尾维新、泷本龙彦等成员会合。敬称就省了。看到这些骇人的成员，小生饱受冲击又夜不成眠。 小生等人被带往可以吃到沙丁鱼的店里，大家又一起被喂食，随后又被带到酒馆，饵食的内容又被强化了。就这样，一干人等就被洗脑了，“在那边好好工作的话，就可以吃到好吃的东西哦”。小生一直竖耳倾听大家的谈话内容。 西尾老师给了小生魔术方块※。不知道为什么，每次见面，他总给小生魔术方块小生怀疑他是在传递某种讯息 ※到目前为止，经拿两个了。顺便告诉各位读者，笔者每次一玩魔术方块就会发烧卧病不起。 朋友给了小生“缠在脚踝上的秤锤”，一个重二·五公斤。绑到脚上之后，体重足足加上五公斤之多。这个作战目的是平时戴着生活，等到哪天卸下秤锤时，就可以像超人一般轻巧活动了，跟龟仙人的壳一样。这个东西经常在JUMP的封底里刊登邮购的广告，小生经常在想，这到底是什么东西。这是小生第一次使用实物。 小生立刻将秤锤绑到脚上，开始过生活。可是两条腿好沉重，做什么事情都嫌麻烦，因此小生决定尽量不活动。一有机会走到冰箱前面时，就会两手抱满食物回到电脑前面，省去再度走到冰箱的步骤。因为无法动弹，连电话响了也没办法接。 持续过了几天这样的生活之后，开始觉得身体变得迟钝了。这样一来根本没办法有足够的运动量，不得已之下，小生只有坐在电脑前面时将秤锤绑在腿上，站起来活动时就将之卸下，这样一来就轻松多了。 小生二十五岁了。当小生透过电视画面看着“时光机器”※时，不知不觉就二十五岁了。 ※小生对最后出现在画面上坏人盘踞的城堡设计有点意见。 如果四舍五入的话，就三十岁了，小生饱受冲击而夜不成眠。 小生家终于来了热水瓶和电锅，之前小生一直过着没有这两样东西的生活。 没有热水瓶的生活实在太糟糕了，非得要用水将咖啡溶解之后才能冲泡。喝下去时，喉头一带总会有卡住咖啡粉末的感觉。 可是热水瓶真是了不起的东西，太可怕的文明利器了。只要把水加进去，永远都可以保持热水的状态。热水瓶这家伙是用什么时间来睡觉的？还有，为什么水会变成热水呢？难不成它的体内安装有原子炉吗？总之，小生是对热水瓶佩服得五体投地。 至于电锅。 小生想把半年前就存在的米放进电锅里时，发现米当中出现无数的小虫尸体，那些虫子不知什么时候冒出来的，小生饱受冲击，夜不成眠。 朋友的姐姐参加戏剧的演出，因此小生决定到目白去看看。下午五点，和朋友在目白车站会合。我们一边聊着天一边走向剧场。 说实话，还没到约定碰面的时间之前，小生入侵了一所陌生的大学。 小生的嗜好就是擅自进入陌生的大学去散步。偷偷潜入大学内是一件很愉快的事情，明明不是里面的学生，却还佯装是学生。然后到处看看邀约同学参加社团活动的宣传看板，时而会走到社团活动室说“我想入社”。社团成员喜出望外，以咖啡盛情招待，小生便留下假名和学科，之后速速离去。时而会出乎意外地和社员对话，多次以假名前往社团活动室。 那是几个月前的事情，小生在东京某大学的文艺社故技重施。小生随便掰了个名字，和社员们聊得很愉快。于是在无意中，每次小生来到这所大学的附近就会到社团活动室去露露脸，厚颜地跟大家聊天，大家对小生是大学的学生一事不疑有他。曾经有学长说“你老是自称'小生'，跟个小说家一样”。后来小生跟大家一起创作了同人志，当时花了三天所写的短篇故事获得众人的好评。短篇故事的名称是“F先生的口袋”，故事内容是女高中生捡到了一个被风吹来的四次元袋子。 做完同人志之后，小生觉得不能再这样一直骗下去，便不再佯装是社员了，也不再去那所大学了。小生有时候会想，当时认识的文艺社员们现在是否安好？ 小生前往表参道，观赏“Compagnie Philippe Genty”（一九六八年创立的法国剧团）的戏剧。那是一出木偶剧，内容很有趣。小生不知道该如何说明木偶剧，所以就暂且放弃说明了。 之后小生到咖啡馆吃水果馅饼。小生莫名地很喜欢菜单上取名为“方格水果馅饼”的水果馅饼，感觉好像冲方丁老师※的书中曾经出现这么响亮的名字。于是回家一查，发现冲方老师所写的书《Bye-bye，亚斯》中那个叫“饥饿同盟”的组织（？）的大楼就叫“方格水果馅饼”。原来是糕点的名字啊？小生饱受冲击因而夜不成眠。 ※以《壳中少女1压缩》获得SF大奖的小说家，建立将漫画家的助理制度导入小说当中的计划。当时笔者想过，不知道能不能担任冲方老师的助理。 十一月前半的事情潦草交代了事。 ·看了“THE BEAST MUST DIE”（野兽当死）的录影带。内容很有趣，跟小生预期的都不一样，充满了魄力，让人鸡皮疙瘩都起来了。松田先生真是了不起，稳坐小生的电影排行榜第四名。 ·右手臂上长出疙瘩，形成了一大颗的疣。小生前往医院请医生将之切除，医生只切开一点皮肤，里面的脓就泉涌而出。it hurts. ·和泷本龙彦老师对谈，之后一头栽进烧肉店。来到店门前时，角川书店的编辑打电话来，说大阪杀人凶手（的女朋友？）的书架上好像有小生所写的书。小生虽然饱受冲击，但是吃下烧肉之后，精神就恢复正常了。 ·烧肉店的老板是个很会说话的人。这家店的吃法是拿肉去沾芥末。小生在店里听到了泷本老师今后将展开的《超人计划》，其壮大的规模让小生大感惊愕。另外，泷本老师也已经看了山本弘老师所写的《众神不沉默》（暂译）。 ·早上一边慢跑一边想着杀人凶手（的女朋友？）的书架上有小生所写的书一事。老实说，那本书就是描写杀人鬼，名为“GOTH断掌事件”的书。小生需要认真想想，在犯人进行杀人行为的整个过程中造成什么程度的影响。如果他没看过的话，是否就不会杀人？或者就算不看，他还是会杀人？小生认为此书造成的影响应该是微乎其微的，尽管如此，也许也让犯人犯下罪行的指数上升一度左右。小生万万不能说完全没有关系，也不能说是自己造成的，小生简直是处于微妙至极的立场。 ·小生想到被杀的人有多么地痛苦。到医院切除疣的程度也已经够痛了，痛得几乎要冷汗直冒，那么被杀时的痛楚一定不只是冒冷汗。小生实在不喜欢这样。事实上小生在小说当中几乎没有用过“疼痛”的描述，小生避开了这一部分。小生把没有痛感的人设定为主角，创造了不让人感受到疼痛的杀人者，避开了血腥残忍的描述。小生也试着揣测，也许这是非常不智的作法。 ·小生和冲方丁老师等人约好在巨石像前碰面。一行人走进雷诺(Renoir)咖啡馆。东京到处都是名为雷诺的咖啡馆。第一次到东京来时，小生着实大吃一惊。心想“东京人都喜欢雷诺的画吗？”现在已经习惯了，所以不再去想这个问题了。 ·小生在纪伊国屋书店接受访问。纪伊国屋书店里的电视会播映作家的访问影像，小生笨拙的答复好像就在上头播放。这是公开处刑吗？ 小生和犬童一心导演※对谈。回到家打开收音机来听。然后戴上耳机听艺能山城组的音乐。艺能山城组，也就是负责制作动画电影“AKIRA”配乐的团体。小生很喜欢“AKIRA”的音乐。 ※电影导演。拍“Jose、老虎和鱼”的人。很好笑，笔者非常喜款。 做什么特别的事情，所以没写日记，也没做工作，也没乱玩，更没写邮件，没看电视，也没看书；甚至没慢跑，也没打电动，没吃饭，也没打扫，更没洗衣服，没有离开棉被，也没有呼吸，心脏也没跳动，也没流汗，没有泪湿枕巾，脑中也没想着蛋糕，所以衣领也没像以前那样被口水弄脏。也没想外甥女，没有在扣错扣子的情况下就前往便利商店。邮件中没有用太多的图案文字，嘴巴没有哼唱HALCALI※的曲子，也没有把脸凑近发烫的电灯泡，没有在罩着深深浓雾的伦敦街道被人追杀，没有在不知道茶壶的价值高低，却在被怂恿之下就买下来。没有不要命地混上飞机的劫机犯，没有在蒙面摔角赛中被切碎，没有在国王面前叩跪。整个世界应该发生了许多事情，但是小生今天※在什么都没做的情况下，度过和平的一天。 ※女子二人组。当时正好是买了她们的专辑之后。 ※不只今天的日记，因为行数的关系，大部分篇幅都是空白的，这是怎么回事？只有两个字孤零零地站在那边，其他的都是空白，真是浪费纸张，尤其是第七九页更是过分。相对的，没几个字，却写满了一长串小字体的注解，真是奇怪了。笔者怀疑，要不是这些空白，也许书本的定价会更低，想起来笔者差一点要把胡子都拔光了。没错，笔者开始留胡子了。现在的笔者非常有颓废派的风格。 在独立拍片电影相关的聚会中，我跟一个高个子先生坐同一桌吃饭。这个高个子先生就是高见先生，是个不折不扣博览群书的人。他提到会看那么多书的机缘，非常有趣。以前在疏散地点（为防空袭破坏，居民疏往乡下地方），本来是为了看女孩子才到学校图书馆去的，没想到书看着看着就着了迷，结果看女孩子的事情就被抛到脑后了。 我看了“红木”，内容非常精彩。 做了一点工作，前往平价餐厅，听收音机，工作，早上出去慢跑。 最近在外出慢跑的几十分钟前，小生会先摄取氨基酸。不久之前，小生还不懂得氨基酸的威力有多大。可是在按照《无奇不有大事典》中所说的时间摄取之后，发现确实可以发挥过人的威力，效果可谓是立刻显现。 没有摄取氨基酸的话，开始跑个二十秒就开始气喘。经过一分钟，心脏好像就要破掉了一样。跑了大约五分钟左右，头开始痛起来，小生知道自己的脑细胞一个个坏死了。跑十分钟之后，肌肉的纤维开始一根根断裂。二十分钟左右时，指甲剥落，三十分钟时，福冈的外甥女跌倒擦破皮。四十分钟时小生的书被卖光光。五十分钟时，东海地方发生地震。可是小生跑不了五十分钟，希望住在东海地方的人们能够安心。 慢跑这种东西就像小生说的，尽是一些缺点，但是如果在跑前先摄取氨基酸的话，就不会有什么问题了。再怎么跑都不会气喘，心跳不会紊乱，脑波也保持正常。跑个一公里，脚仍然可以轻快地活动。跑两公里时，还快活得可以吹起口哨。从跑三公里的时候开始，脑细胞就活化了，小说的点子源源而来。跑四公里时，平常解不开的方程式可以轻而易举地解决。跑五公里时，嘴中开始念着平常背不起来的《圣经》中的一节。跑过六公里时，开始在云层之间看到那道光。跑七公里时，羽毛开始从世界各地的天空落下，正在打仗的士兵们都放下武器，抬头望天。氨基酸真是太了不起了。 小生去看歌舞伎。这是小生第一次看，觉得挺有趣的，没想到歌舞伎是娱乐性这么高的东西。 没有人提醒还真是没想到，明天是小生的绘本发行的日子。可是小生在绘本方面的工作量少之又少，大部分的工作都是由插画家羽住都老师负责，而且让羽住老师尽画一些风景的人就是小生。关于这一点，小生强烈反省当中，真的很抱歉。要不是这样，应该会是一本更有趣的书才对。 本来小生就不认为那么单薄却又昂贵的书能卖得出去，绝对是卖不出去的。小生心想，站着看，不消几秒钟不就看完了吗？在拉面还没有延展到极限之前，一本书早就翻完了，换搭电车的期间就可以看完了，在电动玩具游戏中第一个出现的小喽啰死亡前就可以看完了。最近这本奇怪的日记老是变成这样的内容，下一次会加油的。 我把手机放在家里就出门了，回过神来时发现自己竟然跟《Faust》的成员们※一起吃着烧肉。我一直侧耳倾听他们谈的政治话题。餐后的甜点好甜。今天的聚会（？）来得很突然，所以没有魔术方块。 ※大概是把稿子交给谁志《Faust》的作家们。笔者只送稿子去过一次，所以对笔者而言，他们像是幽灵成员。 我想也许该停止写这种奇怪的日记了。 小生在新宿举办签名会。之前小生一直避免做这种事，可是不知道为什么竟然陷入这种局面，一切都是因为出版了一种叫绘本的东西的缘故。责任编辑问“办个签名会可以吗？”于是小生回答：“如果插画家羽住老师要办签名会的话，小生可以在一旁鼓噪。” 就这样，小生在新宿的阿尔塔前面和编辑及羽住老师会合，之后前往书店。我们在咖啡馆里吃了水果馅饼，然后小生就被拖到卖场去。现场有很多人排着队。在众人的注视下，小生和羽住老师并肩坐在椅子上。读者来。签名。有人对我们说话。Nod.回答一句“是，我会继续努力”之类的话。低下头去。小生觉得好难为情，很想让大家看看小生好的一面，尽量表现得若无其事的样子，可是手却不停地抖着。写下读者的名字，写上自己的名字，附上日期，交给旁边的羽住老师。羽住老师写下名字。小生的目光和站在眼前活生生的读者对望。这才知道所谓的读者是活着的人。然后垂下眼睛，心中充满了疑问：自己做了什么事？不过，这大概是一场梦，所以也就不要想太多了。自己是躺在医院的病床，陷入昏睡状态的老人，只是做了一场很真实的梦而已。相继出现在眼前，拿着签名书离去的人们，事实上是前来病房为小生做检查的医生或护士吧？他们手上拿着的签名书事实上是病历之类的东西。要不让自己编出这种谎话的话，恐怕精神状态就会出现问题了。对了，不久之前，大概是大槻Kenji先生举行的签名会之后的事情吧？和《Faust》杂志编辑部的人一起吃了小豆粥。知道小生的签名会就快接近，泷本老师说“就当是签名会的预习吧”，他从纸袋当中拿出自我启发系列的书来，以完美的演技说“请帮我签名”，把书递给小生。小生接过书本，对着饰演读者的泷本老师，手忙脚乱地问道：“你、你从哪里来的？”小生想模仿大槻Kenji先生一样，以轻松的语气问读者“从哪里来”，可是这样的事前练习在正式上场时一点都派不上用场。小生完全没有跟读者讲话，专心地签著名。明知道有很多人从很远的地方来，明明有些读者很热情跟小生讲话，可是小生却笨拙得不知道该怎么回应，只是不断地“啊，嗯”点着头。特地前来共襄盛举的各位，真是非常抱歉。当场收到不少礼物。当中有氨基酸和维他命锭剂，好高兴。也收到了“黑衣使者”的录影带。收到了护身金币，还有好吃的棒棒糖。签名会终于结束。小生用麦克笔玷污了许多书，逃回一个像是办公室的地方，感觉上像逃进一个洞穴当中一样。一个认识的编辑前来造访，前来参加签名会的佐藤老师和西尾老师也来了。西尾老师送给我智慧之轮。小生向佐藤老师报告，收到了护身金币的礼物。所谓的护身金币是某一个时期，在伊集院光先生的广播节目中，当听众的明信片一经采用时就可以得到的宝物。针对护身金币，小生有个想法。现在不是小生写绘本什么东东的时候，应该为忧郁不知所措的青少年写一些小说才行，就是那种更悲惨而黏糊糊的青涩小说，那种会让年轻的女性读者捏着鼻子闪得远远的作品，如同重现自己十几岁年代岁月一样的文章。出版漂亮的绘本，受到如此奉承的这种状况是不对的。离开书店之后，一行人在日本料理店聚餐，小生吃到了美味的料理。店员在走廊上跌倒了。网站上的“小生物语”要停止连载了吗？光文社的编辑问道。是的，要停止了。小生回答道。 在签名会上收到了许多饼干和巧克力等零食，今天小生以这些东西为主食过日子。因为还有剩，饮食暂时不会有问题。话又说回来，收到的礼物还真是不少，譬如营养饮料、综合维他命片、减肥营养补充品、CD、烧酒、T恤、温贴布、书签、自己写的诗、驯鹿头套、袜子、“七龙珠”六卷、拍立得相片、咖哩面糊、挖掘工具组※、富士山摆饰、海胆，每一样东西都是小生打心底想要的。尤其是挖掘工具组，那就是小生想要得不得了，经常隔着商家的橱窗定眼瞧的东西。送这些东西给小生的各位，真的不胜感激。 ※真的收到了。 今天一整天窝在barmiyan，专注地写即将和朋友们合作独立拍摄的新电影剧本。之前完成的剧本是以女孩子为主角，可是没有女演员愿意担纲演出，就姑且不说了。至于愿意演出的男演员就住在附近，所以这一次必须写出以男孩子为主角的剧本。 对了，在签名会上第一个签名的人（也就是拿到签名券〇〇〇一号的人）是一个叫野口美也小姐的新出道演员。 今天和制作绘本的人们会面。为了宣传绘本只好接受采访。I'm so nervous.羽住老师的头发上了长卷子※。我和编辑一起指着老师的头发一边说着“长卷！长卷！”一边在羽住老师的四周绕了五圈左右，故意挑衅。 ※真的是长卷子。 和独立拍片工作相关的朋友们一起到下北泽，目的是去参加朋友的电影上映会。会场一片混乱，最后只好站着看。It was fun. 小生跟独立制作电影相关的朋友们一起到摩斯吃饭，然后前往涩谷，朋友们都往原宿方向消失了。小生预定和编辑在涩谷碰面，因此还留在涩谷。距离和编辑碰面还有一段时间，因此便到电影院看了“我们这一家”，内容很有趣，带孩子来看的观众很多。看到孩子们在戏院里笑开怀的样子，让小生觉得好幸福。 十九点和幻冬舍※的两名编辑在忠犬八狗像前面会合，一行人前往铁板烧店。他们喂了海鲜类的美食给小生当饵食。小生曾经针对内的“喂饵”一词说明过。这种说法让编辑产生复杂的心情，小生会反省。 ※有勇气出版本书的公司。幻冬舍的人都很有幽默感，对笔者这种没用的人也非常体贴，是一个非常优秀的公司。 我们针对结束这个一事进行意见的交换。目前小生忙着工作和个人嗜好，觉得继续写这种文章是件麻烦事，所以要求做个了结。小生必须写小说才行，所以现在不是写短文或日记的时候，也不是接受采访或对谈的时候，也不是出国旅行或慢跑的时候，不是剪指甲的时候。当然也不是拍CM的时候，更没有时间留下电话录音或搜集收据的时候，所以小生想在此结束。 之前在网路上书写的日记由幻冬舍出版了。我心想，根本可以不用这样做的，买本书的人只是平白浪费钱而已。我跟编辑说，至少也要做成定价便宜一点的书。 总之，就因为这样，刚刚我一边回头看过去的日记一边针对各个部分做修正和删除。看着以前的日记，不禁产生一股怀念之情，而且对自己如此忠实地记述发生在自己身上的事情一事感到惊叹。 停止在网站上做日记连载之后已经快过三个月了，在没有写日记的这段期间，发生了许多事情，譬如因为花粉症而吃足了苦头。在韩国染成了金发。到押井守先生家打扰，摸他们家的狗。在网路商店UNIQLO买了很多袜子。因为发生交通事故，造成右手臂骨折，另一方面却中了五万日圆彩券。有天家里被闯空门，小偷只偷走了电脑的萤幕，也有那么一天去动了变性手术，变成女人的身体。为了阻止炸弹爆炸，犹豫着该切掉红线或绿线时好累人。在上学途中和一个叼着面包的疯狂转学生撞个正着，吓了一大跳。总之，这三个月当中发生了好多事情。 角川的编辑M先生结婚了。小生参加了第二次宴会。新郎新娘和一干相关人等在店里喝得醉醺醺的。松原真琴老师、都筑setsuke老师、大岩Kenji老师※也都出席了。 ※两人都是透过角川书店而认识的漫画家，从事将笔者的小说画成漫画的辛苦工作。 新郎M先生醉起来很让人绝倒，一喝了酒，就会变得连那些资深的搞笑艺人都无法匹敌地好笑。这样的人，小生另外还认识一个。 这另一个就是同席的松原真琴老师。 婚礼的第二次宴会是让宾客痛快畅饮的聚会，松原老师几杯葡萄酒下肚，言行举止就开始变得有趣了。 第二次宴会结束之后，转移阵地到另一家店，我们和泷本龙彦老师在此会合。已经醉醺醺的松原老师紧黏着泷本老师不放，然后她不断地说着：“欢迎来到NHK！”有多么地有趣。被松原老师黏着的泷本老师的样子百