Chapter 49 I dare not love you casually

Thinking of a good question is sometimes more precious than thinking of a good answer. Listening to the radio, the program host asked: If there was a quota for the words "I love you", what would the world be like?Yes, what will become of it?For example, human beings also have the "I love you very limited" gene, let's say five times, in a lifetime, "I love you" can only be said five times; say the sixth time, your head will explode, what will happen to you deal with these quotas? Of course, you will no longer be like foreign devils, who will casually say when you meet someone: "Want a ride? I love you!" "You are so delicious, I love you!" "Before eating, I love you! After eating, I still love you!" Every time I love you, it is as precious as a wall, like donating a kidney and half a lung.

The words must be true, no woman will be lazy and naive again, pretending to be coquettish: "Yeah! You are good or bad, you lied to me." Did I lie to you?Do you think my life is so cheap? Little to nothing, passionate, and said "I love you" five times in a blink of an eye.deserve it.I won't talk about it in the future. If you love deeply enough, if that person doesn't believe that your quota has been exhausted, and blames you: "You don't love me enough, you just don't want to waste that sincere sentence on me." Well, you can still die and say After the sixth "I love you", it exploded right in front of her eyes, splashing brains and flesh all over her body.

This is called no hesitation, and it is called soul-stirring; this kind of love, although sloppy, is real and vigorous. In the world, there will never be a lover with a "light chin"; we all love seriously and carefully. Alcohol will be unsalable, because it can mess up sex, and then talk nonsense, leaking the sentence "I love you", and you will die; if you don't die for a while, you will be shocked when you wake up. Afraid of death, people will not pursue excitement, do not take pills, do not take drugs, they would rather read and read, and pursue tranquility; those who lose their minds will slowly tend to meditate and emphasize rationality. There is a quota for "I love you", and the biggest advantage is that no woman asks when you brush your teeth: "Do you love me?" When you pee, ask "Do you love me?"

This kind of person will be charged with murder. When a new generation of microwave electric chairs is introduced, the judge will probably add a sentence: "Forcing people to love you, the death penalty!"