Chapter 34 Ah Mao went out to collect debts

Ah Jia thinks that his mother owes him a foot of height, Ah Yi thinks that the society owes him a chance, Ah Bing thinks that the bank owes him a huge sum of money, Ah Ding thinks that China owes him a miracle, Ah Mao... Ah Mao, the most unreasonable thing, he thinks: God owes him a soul-stirring and vigorous love. Ahmao, there are as many as ants, there are those who marry prematurely but their wives are still alive, some are dull and autistic and not good at communicating with others, and some are extreme, vicious and scary; no matter whether Ahmao is over half a hundred years old, and it doesn't matter whether they have children or not. If there is regret in their hearts, and no one is there in the middle of the night, they will startle and shout: "Give me back my passion! Give me back my passion!"

The sound of courtship is like a ghost crying at night, and those who hear it will feel chills stand on end. Why not go shopping for spring?Trying to be quick?Because if you buy sex, you can’t buy what you really need; Amao don’t want to play with women, they want to play with love; playing with women is too beastly, not as noble as playing with love, the more twists and turns, the more difficult the love, the more noble and literary interest; and this is exactly what God owes him. Once Ah Mao meets the person he wants to claim for compensation: a woman who arouses his passion, he will puff up his chest and draw in his belly, wear fancy clothes, and go to collect debts.If he has a wife, and his wife prevents him from recovering such an important bad debt, he will get angry and have a fit, feeling that this yellow-faced thing is blocking his head and doesn't understand the general situation.

However, as time goes by and things change, it’s time to go crazy for love. After all, it’s a bit like a person who didn’t eat double-headed abalone and heavenly nine wings when he was young, and only after his teeth fell out in seven or eight, he desperately pursued chewy, tough enough food. Food, the person who "bites" this relationship is certainly tired, but the person who watches it is also tired. In fact, if you let nature take its course, you may still be able to see the blue sky leisurely; besides abalone, baked soft rice with plum-flavored salted fish is also delicious, so why insist on making things difficult for yourself?

"Time doesn't forgive people, even if I lose two points and become 'Amao', my majesty is still there!" Amao couldn't accept the new identity, and kept it from his wife, and went out to court. In this sad and desolate world, love is so obsessive.