Chapter 28 Granny Killer

Tom Hanks once acted in a movie called The Lady killers. In the play, he led a group of thieves who planned to dig a tunnel to get money from the vault. For this reason, they rented the basement of an old black lady day and night Labor, unexpectedly, the old lady has become the biggest obstacle on the way to the vault. If you want to enter the vault smoothly, you must clear this obstacle... The name of such a black comedy has been translated as "The Teacher Killer"! The translator must know that "teacher killer" already has the meaning of the agreed common name, but he is still obsessed with it. I don't know if he intends to attract teachers and wives into the movie theater, or the combination of Tom Hanks and the old woman makes people have such associations?In short, it is not quite right. The "teacher killer" is not "the person who kills the teacher", what the "teacher killer" kills is not the person, but the heart, the heart of those housewives over the age of thirty-five.Most of the time, "Teacher Killer" is not an ordinary person, but a well-positioned screen idol after market segmentation.

There are three hard targets to become the "teacher killer" on the screen.The first is age and experience.The age must be over 30 years old, but not more than 45 years old. It is the middle of the transition from a man to an old man. It is a kind of half-mature with a little youthfulness. Dialogue, but still retains a little childishness that makes people pitiful.The second is a highly consistent positive image in and out of the play, insulated from scandals, and humble and cautious.However, even if you have the above two conditions, you may not be qualified to be a "teacher killer". The key to becoming a "killer" is the third condition - breath, which makes a person different from others. Very subtle breath.

Take the famous "Teacher Killer" Bae Yong Joon as an example. Men are very impatient with his shy temperament and gold-rimmed glasses. A classic sarcasm is "he is not a 'teacher killer', he is a teacher", but Bae Yong Joon Pan Xiangli, a loyal fan of Pan Xiangli, once wrote a series of articles praising his aura, thinking that he has a "noble aura", which is just right when compared with orchids.This kind of orchid man is very rare, TVB, as the TV drama factory in Asia, only produced a few: Ouyang Zhenhua, Lin Baoyi, Tao Dayu, Wu Qihua.In mainland China, only Pu Cunxin is the only remaining "teacher killer". Please change my name."

"Teacher Killer" is not derogatory, let alone ridiculed, it is a solid honor.Teachers actually have higher requirements for men, just being beautiful and having a good figure is not enough, why haven't they seen it?It’s not enough to just be able to tell jokes and have a sweet mouth. Teachers are like mirrors in their hearts. They have to watch a person for more than 20 years, and he has not made any major mistakes in the past 20 years. They are pragmatic and know how to be pragmatic. , this talent has enough weight to be called the "teacher killer". What's more, it only takes three to five years to cultivate a youth idol, while it takes at least 30 years for the society to be stable and prosperous to cultivate the teacher-nai class and "teacher-killers". After 30 years of peace and quiet, it is so easy to lay down a "teacher killer".Now we finally have our own "teacher killer". Although there is only one, it also fills the gap in this field. How can we not make people feel sad and happy?If Pu Cunxin refuses to obey and pushes him to the ground, he will also be given this hat.