Chapter 2 Act I Summer Solstice

A prison cell that is square in plane is also a square in three dimensions, because it is so high that no matter how high you are, you can’t touch its roof, the bleak fluorescent lamp on the roof, or the lamp next to it. A loudspeaker and bug.At most, it can touch the window sill of the outer window, but it is double blocked by a row of iron railings and a row of perforated bricks outside the railing.However, there are broken screens to prevent mosquitoes, which is the only broken humanity and care.But looking out of the window from this bit of humanity and care, there is a gray wall and chill, even on a sunny day, it also makes people feel gloomy.

The door of the cell that opens outward is thick and heavy, with a big handle and a big lock on the outside. The inside of the door is bare, and the opening and closing power of the door is placed on the outside. People shut the door and lock it.Over time, those who are locked up will develop a habit, that is, if they are not locked outside, they will feel restless and unable to sleep.The old prisoner after being released from prison in Dickens is the proof, don't think it is the plot of the novel! Don’t think that the external opening of this prison cell is a door. In fact, the time to use the door is not as good as a hole next to the door, a small hole, and a small hole near the junction of the wall and the ground. It is rectangular and measures about 30 x 15 cm. Big, three meals a day, are pushed in from the small hole; drinking water, which is packed in a five-liter plastic bucket, is also dragged in from the small hole; buying daily necessities, borrowing needles and thread, borrowing nail clippers, sending letters, taking out the garbage...all of them Pass through the small hole; even quilts sent from outside, after inspection, are rolled into a long roll and stuffed into the small hole section by section.Although the cell has a door, it is extremely difficult to open it. ——The door is always closed even though it is set up.

Open the door and look inside. Mottled walls and dilapidated floors are the basic equipment. What comes first is a low wall with a low waist. One side of the wall is built on the left high wall, and the other side is covered with a movable door panel to form an L shape. right angle.Inside the right-angle frame is the concrete floor, and there are toilets and washbasins with or without a lid. The total area can be regarded as an empty bathroom, an empty toilet, and an empty toilet, accounting for about one-eighth of the entire cell.From the door to the low wall, two people can sleep on the floor, which is a quarter of the area.Turn the field of vision to the right, diagonal to the gate are three rolls of bedding on the floor, which can sleep three people, and diagonal to the toilet is a special picture, rows of books laid flat, and an old door panel, It was filled with books again, and it turned out to be a floor-to-ceiling "desk", occupying about one-eighth of the room, that is, the area that can sleep one person, which is obviously the sphere of influence of the "special person".

This is Cell No. 11 in the Jingmei Legal Detention Center in Taipei. The time was in the 1970s, when Chiang Kai-shek, China's only man, retreated to Taiwan.The morning of the summer solstice in the Chinese lunar calendar, the last ten days of June in the Gregorian calendar. The curtain was drawn.In the cell, Longtou sat next to the "desk" with a rolled quilt on his back, looking down at a book.Director Shi was paralyzed in the right corner, staring at the roof in a daze, with shackles on his feet, indicating that he was sentenced to death.Between the two of them sat Yu Sangong, playing Go with himself.Teacher Hua was sitting against the wall next to the opposite door, also reading a book.

Director Shi: (looks left and right, with a fierce look in his eyes) Who stole my sugar, who is it? Yu Sangong: (raises his head) What's your name? Director Shi: Someone ate my sugar. Yu Sangong: How do you prove it?You don't want to spout blood. Director Shi: Why are you spitting blood?I have evidence to show you.I spread a layer of paper on the sugar, caught a fly and put it in, and covered the bottle. Whoever opened the bottle, the fly flew away. As soon as I opened the bottle, I couldn’t see the fly. This proves that someone stole my bottle. granulated sugar. Yu Sangong: Honey, when is it and where is it? You, the director of the investigation bureau, have been sentenced to death and put on shackles. You are still committing the old problem of raising informants. Now you can’t raise informants. How ashamed of you to have a thread fly!

Director Shi: What's the matter?It's embarrassing to steal my food, why should I be ashamed? Yu Sangong: I say I'm sorry, but I mean that the occupational diseases and old ailments of your secret service background are about to break out for a little sugar. It's not beautiful.Everyone is in trouble, even if someone eats you a little candy, what is it?Why raise a fly to prove something. Leader: (laughs) However, my opinion is different from yours, Mr. Yu Sangong: From another point of view, the style of Mr. Director is not a sign of progress!At least he used the biological method as the evidence to catch the thief, instead of using the method of fixing each of us—the anthropological method to ask us to confess, so I support the scientific attitude of the director .

Yu Sangong: Leader, you are wrong!The first step for Mr. Director is to use biological methods to prove that there is a thief in this house, but to find out who it is, you have to use anthropological methods to investigate. Mr. Director’s science is only the first chapter, after the second chapter. It was all blood and blood. Director Shi: You college student, don't be so sarcastic, okay?What do you take me for?Maybe you don’t believe me, but when I handle cases, I have never used torture or tried to extract confessions. Yu Sangong: (coldly) Then what do you use? Director Shi: (eyes wide open) Use persuasion!I want to show righteousness to the prisoner, present evidence, give him hope, persuade him to cooperate with me, and make him be convinced and willing to cooperate with me.

Yu Sangong: What about yourself?You yourself are the head of the Kuomintang Bureau of Investigation, but you were persuaded to become a Communist Party. How did you persuade it? Could it be that others showed you righteousness?You are a senior old spy in the intelligence and governance system. The Bureau of Investigation punishes you. Logically speaking, you should be more polite and not swear at you with fists and kicks! Director Shi: Where?It's still the same: slapping the table and yelling, pointing and cursing, threatening and insulting, and threatening with malicious words! Leader: You were not beaten?

Director Shi: No. Leader: That's preferential treatment!A lot of people were beaten up badly! Director Shi: What preferential treatment?Those who asked the question immediately said: "Shi Ziwen! We know you are the old Communist Party. You were arrested today. You have to confess quickly to avoid suffering." The ancestors were insulted by them.There is a kid in his twenties, he is almost my grandson!He actually said to me: "Mr. Shi, let me tell you the truth: Our director is very decisive in his work. The cases he entrusts us to handle are only allowed to succeed and not allowed to fail. Look, the people we invited in , which one can be released without pleading guilty? The director gave us absolute power. If the prisoner refuses to plead guilty, he is allowed to take various measures until he confesses. Blame us for being ruthless! Let me tell you, you had to be carried out of this gate at that time. You have worked in our bureau, and you have achieved the status of a first-level supervisor. You are an expert, you know, to release a prisoner without charge. , How much is the loss to the party and the country? If you don’t admit it now, you will have to admit it sooner or later. The pain of flesh and blood is really uncomfortable, and it’s not like we don’t have pepper water and tiger stools. I’m trying to persuade you with good intentions to save you, no I want to kill you, think about it!" Think about it, at my age, if I really sit on a tiger bench, pour pepper water, or beat me hard, wouldn't I be carried out of the gate of the investigation prison? ?I have no choice but to die in it, so I have to say clearly: I, Shi Ziwen, don’t know how to “think”, so I ask them to tell me what I should admit, and I will admit it, and I also ask them to write and copy the confession. ——In this way, of course I won’t be beaten. What kind of preferential treatment is there?

Leader: Director, didn't you mention your relationship with the bureau at that time? Director Shi: Why didn't you mention it?At that time, it was Liu Zhaoxiang, the section chief of my hometown in northern Jiangsu, who was in charge of my case. His legs were not the same length, and he walked erratically. His protruding black eyes were spinning in the tortoiseshell frame, like a toad. The nickname is "The Lame Toad".His standards of right and wrong are as good as his legs.I asked him: "If you say I am the Communist Party, you have to produce evidence." He said, "Do we still rely on evidence in handling cases? Think about it, how did you handle cases in the past?" I said: "We are our own people. Ah!" He sneered and said, "Our own people? You are already our enemy. Then again, if you are our own people, you should confess to the organization, and the organization will forgive you. However, if you don't recruit, We know that if you don’t suffer a little, you won’t admit it, and we will help you think.” I know that the so-called helping you think is a big torture, and I am an expert, so I recruited.

Leader: It turns out that your investigation bureau treats your own people the same as others, or is it a big crime to frame up the Communist Party? Director Shi: (wry smile) This is called selflessness! Yu Sangong: I'm sorry, Mr. Director. When you were the director, you have handled many cases over the years. Don't you want to serve others hard?is it possible? Leader: Sangong, don’t ask such questions.Xiao Yi of the Bureau of Investigation has righteousness, and there are two types of righteousness: the polite one is fatigue interrogation, and the unceremonious one is pinching sticks. As far as I know, Teacher Hua has received the most righteousness from Xiao Yi. That's perfectly clear, and you talk about your case. Teacher Hua: In our case, thirteen people were involved, and none of them was the Communist Party, yet we were required to admit that we were the Communist Party.We didn't admit it, so the whole set of polite and rude came. Director Shi: Could it be that half of our case is the Communist Party? Teacher Hua: We dare not compare with the director. We were arrested as the Communist Party, but you were arrested as the Communist Party. It’s just that you, the adult, catch the last and become a “self-touch” of mahjong tiles. It's up to me. Director Shi: Oh!What else can I say but retribution, retribution, retribution?I worked for the Kuomintang and its government for forty years, but they handed me over to a group of ignorant scumbags. They acted violently on me, destroyed my body and mind, and ruined my reputation. This is what I am The most hated!Let me ask: What are those investigators, military judges, and prison officers and soldiers?When it comes to anti-Japanese, they haven’t been born yet; when they talk about anti-communism, they only read about it in textbooks;The Kuomintang handed over those of us who have made great contributions to the anti-Japanese and anti-communism to those boys to torture and persecute us, and falsely accused us of being bandits!Such a nonsensical and inhuman act can be done unexpectedly. Really, there is a reason for the KMT not to perish! Leader: Mr. Director is right, there is no natural reason for the Kuomintang to perish.The problem is, once it dies, the Kuomintang has nowhere to escape, and no one wants to surrender. In the end, it will die wearing the hat of the Kuomintang.And you, you are the Kuomintang, but you died wearing the hat of the Communist Party, but the real Communist Party doesn’t appreciate it and doesn’t admit it. Isn’t this kind of comparison and fate not too regrettable? Director Shi: My father, uncle, cousin, etc., died for the Kuomintang and were killed by the Communist Party.Now, I have been accused by the Kuomintang of being a Communist Party. If I die because of this, I am a counterfeit, and the Communist Party will still be ungrateful and deny it.Although it is said that "everyone in life has died since ancient times, keep the loyal heart and history", but who are we dying for?Who should I leave my loyalty to? Leader: In the past few decades, there have been two cooperations between the Kuomintang and the Communist Party. This is the third time, right?The Kuomintang and the Communist Party have cooperated on you this time, and you have become an amphibian that is both national and communist. Director Shi: Oh!There is both the country and the Communist Party, the real country and the false Communist Party, the Communist Party inside and outside, "Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror-he is not a person inside and outside"!Even the fake Communist Party is a miscellaneous brand! Leader: (Turning to Mr. Hua) It is better for Mr. Hua, the genuine fake communist party, to talk about your case in full! Teacher Hua: I have been interrogated for three days and three nights, four days and four nights, and five days and five nights. During the fatigue interrogation, I only scolded but not beaten, but the scolding part included humiliating your personality. , How many daddies do you have?" I replied, "Of course there is only one." But the agent said, "God, don't you have ten daddies? Seriously! Say, say you have ten daddies!" Then, they Clap your hands and shout loudly for fun.Sometimes I tell you to sleep, but within five or ten minutes, I shout again: "Talk!" Everything continues, starting from the beginning.Chop up the so-called rest given to you, like chopping a snake, into several sections. Is this called rest?They are not satisfied with your confession, so they come here unceremoniously, with many tricks.At that time I had a big beard, and they fined me to pluck out thirty beards and thirty eyebrows, one by one.It doesn't work if there is one more each time, and it doesn't work if you can't pull it out.After unplugging, they said: "Okay, okay, this game is no longer available, change to something else." What else is it?Change it to self-slapping the mouth-to force yourself to slap your own mouth, you must hit your own mouth hard, and you must hit it red and swollen.They euphemistically call this punishment "self-punishment", but it's actually meant to humiliate you.There is also a kind called "eating fermented bean curd" - forced to eat salty fermented bean curd, which will make you unbearable and make your stomach hurt.There is also a kind of "kneeling chess" - the chess pieces are placed on the ground, and you are asked to kneel on the chess pieces. The chess pieces are small and hard, and after bearing the weight of your body, your knees hurt.These tricks are still polite, because they are still gentlemen who talk but don't do it, and they haven't reached the stage of doing it.At the stage of their hands-on, it is another trick, slapping your face left and right, burning your fingers with cigarettes, poking your chest and stomach with ball pens or sticks, etc., etc., the tricks are endless.There is also a kind called "stepping on the floor bar". Take off the socks, bite them in your mouth, and don't let them fall.Then, step on the floor bar, half-kneel with both legs, and add a horizontal stick with a diameter of about six centimeters behind the ankle. The two ends of the stick are firmly pressed by two people. A burly man stands in the middle of the stick and shakes it vigorously.With a snap, the stick broke and I passed out.There is also a kind called "carrying the sword" - putting one hand down from your shoulders and the other up from your back, and then cuffing your hands from your back with handcuffs, making you tearful and painful.They know that I am most afraid of this punishment, so they often use it.There was a time when I suffered this torture every day, and it was unspeakably miserable.When receiving this punishment, the spy threatened: "We only need to confess one thing a day. This thing must be something we think is valuable, otherwise we will not open it." Increased punishment, stepped on the floor.There is also a kind called "capsicum filling" - use peppers mixed in white vinegar, insert a leather tube, and irrigate my anus.Outside the anus and inside the rectum, it was as hot as a fire and painful as a knife. The pain was beyond description. Leading head: There is another kind of needle inserted between the nails, have you experienced it? Ms. Hua: I was hit only once.When interrogated by fatigue, I nearly passed out.In a semi-conscious state, I suddenly screamed and woke up.Why are you awake?And why are you screaming?Because one of them inserted a sewing needle into my fingernail, and the other stretched out his palm and suddenly grabbed my testicles hard.There are very few people who have been sent to this prison without suffering, but there are not many people who have been tortured and served as many tricks as in our case. Longtou: According to your teacher Hua's description, there are indeed many kinds of tortures you have received, but there is one that you have never experienced. Teacher Hua: What haven’t you experienced? Leader: You said that your testicles were grabbed and squeezed suddenly, but that's still polite!There was a man named Qiu Hongchen from Laiyang, Shandong Province. In 1941, at the age of nineteen, he was a guerrilla in his hometown, fighting the Japanese and the Communist Party. Later, by accident, he went to Taiwan and worked as a worker in the Highway Bureau.One day, he was invited to the criminal police station, saying that he had worked as a guerrilla fighter for the Communist Party in Shandong in the 32nd year of the Republic of China.He replied that in the 32nd year of the Republic of China, I was attacking the Communist Party, and the Communist Party was being attacked by me, so how could I be the Communist Party.The criminal policeman who asked the case said: "It is now the 54th year of the Republic of China, and the 32nd year of the Republic of China is already 22 years ago. Even if you join the Communist Party, what can the government do to you? You have been in Taiwan for 16 years. Even if you have been a member of the Communist Party, you have been a law-abiding citizen for sixteen years, and it is absolutely fine if you admit it..." Qiu Hongchen replied: "It is not a question of whether you are okay or not, but a question of whether you have something, because In fact, I have never joined the Communist Party, how can I admit it?" The criminal police who asked the case saw that he was soft and refused to admit it, so he came hard.What a hard, brand new hard bristled toothbrush.They handcuffed him behind his back to an iron pole, took off his pants, and brushed his glans with a new toothbrush.At the beginning of brushing, he still tried his best to endure it, but when the brush broke his skin and bled, and the criminal police who questioned the case sprinkled salt on the wound again, he couldn't stand it anymore.He is not married yet, and he is afraid that his penis will break down in the future, and he will lose his children and grandchildren. In order to save his penis, he has no choice but to admit that he is the Communist Party.Some people became the Communist Party for belief and doctrine, but he became the Communist Party to keep his dick. Yu Sangong: Brushing the glans with a toothbrush, isn’t it too cruel? Leader: There are even more cruel ones!It is to deal with female students, to deal with the female Communist Party in their eyes.They also used a toothbrush to brush their genitals and clitoris. Among the female political prisoners sent to Huoshao Island, there were at least nine cases.There are also some female students whose genitals rotted due to injury and inflammation, and hanged themselves in the detention center.According to the secret agent's explanation, scholars talk about politics, talk about personality, pretend to be saints, and the way to deal with scholars is to take off their clothes and restore their original appearance naked, so that they can realize that they are also animals trying to survive.In the Communist Party, male and female students are all scholars, so they directly torture the vital parts after they are naked. Yu Sangong: Too cruel!Too cruel!Leader, how do you know everything? Leader: (laughs) I just came here to report because I know everything. Director Shi: Did you see it?This kind of case was done by the Criminal Police Brigade of the police station. Our investigation bureau can't do it. Don't rely on the investigation bureau. There are many other units that manipulate people, such as the police station, the security department of the police headquarters, and the intelligence department of the Ministry of National Defense. bureau, like a gendarmerie unit, like... Leader: There are many similarities to Jinyiwei, Dongchang, and Xichang in the Ming Dynasty, the KGB in the Soviet Union, and the FBI in the United States. So what, is your investigation bureau pale in comparison?Is your ranking backward? Director Shi: Leader, I just want to remind you that there are unjust prisons and torture everywhere. Don’t just blame the Bureau of Investigation. I was also recruited by the Bureau of Investigation. what! Yu Sangong: (Suddenly furious, pointing at Director Shi, and shouting sharply) No one is a "bandit" with you!Don't be a bandit!We are the open and aboveboard Chinese Communist Party, what is your director?It is the Kuomintang that is regarded as the Communist Party; what is your teacher Hua?It is the Communist Party that the Kuomintang was labeled as, you are all fakes, but I am not, we are not, we are the real Communist Party, we do not cry out for injustice, we have no injustice, only hatred, as the American patriots said, there is only one regret Order to follow you against it. Director Shi: (Displeased) You, a college student, are so weird!Why are you so angry?It’s not that I caught you and locked you in. Besides, in the eyes of our experts who caught the Communist Party, you, a college student, are not really the Communist Party. No, above you, who is above?It is you yourself, and the Communist Party was sealed by you yourself.What's more, today the Kuomintang can't catch the Communist Party or the real Communist Party at all. What they catch are all fakes. Yu Sangong: You said that you are an expert in arresting the Communist Party, so what you arrest all day long are also fakes. Aren’t you making unjust cases all day long? Director Shi: I'll know if it's the real Communist Party or not as soon as I smell it. Yu Sangong: Then you must have a sense of smell, so you are so busy every day that you are dying, and others are dying. Director Shi: Busy, this is a policy issue of the government, not a problem of our experts. If the government asks us to be busy, we will be busy. Yu Sangong: (angry) Busy catching the blind!Busy catching!Create fake communists and fake rebels.Hand it over to the military judge, and you rebelled, he rebelled, didn't he?You are a high-ranking official who is the director of the Investigation Bureau. You have been a KMT spy and a national spy for forty years. Are you not responsible?Don't your hands have blood? Director Shi: After so many years, blood is inevitable. Yu Sangong: Then pay blood debts!What are you still angry about! Director Shi: Blood debt paid in blood!The question is to whom?I was indignant, because I wanted to pay back the blood debt that the Communist Party demanded from me. How could it be the KMT’s turn to treat me as the Communist Party to collect the debt? Yu Sangong: Since you said that the Communist Party can demand blood from you, I am the Communist Party. Director Shi: (angry) Let me smell it, just kidding, I smell a milky smell, the smell of fresh milk.If Lenin was alive, Lenin would scold college students like you for committing what he called "Left-leaning infantilism." With a dozen of you college students who want to overthrow the Kuomintang in Taiwan, you are putschists. How about it?Connect it!If you reach the nineteenth person in series, you will step on a landmine, right?Got caught. Yu Sangong: So what about the nineteen people? When the Communist Party of China was founded, how many people were there when it held a meeting in Shanghai?Thirteen, less than us! Director Shi: Don't forget when it was!Where!That was in 1921. It was in mainland China. At that time and space, the power of the government couldn’t hold it back. If you make a revolution, you can go to Beijing and Nanjing if you succeed, and you can go to the mountains and seas if you fail. What about today?On the small island of Taiwan, Beijing and Nanjing have already been taken away by others.Uphill?The police blocked it, and you must have a permit to enter the mountain. Without a permit, you cannot go up the mountain.Go to sea?To the east is the Pacific Ocean, to the west is the Taiwan Strait, go and dance!Don't underestimate the Kuomintang in Taiwan. The Kuomintang has been beaten to pieces by the Communist Party on the mainland. In Taiwan, it can be arrogant. Catching you self-proclaimed Communist Party members is like catching turtles in a urn. You can easily catch them, and you will be reduced to Room 11 of the U.S. Army Legal Detention Center. isn't it?You don't admit that you are the same bandit as us, you have to admit that you are "the same people who have fallen into the world" with us! Yu Sangong: It’s okay to be reduced, but it’s very uncomfortable and awkward to be reduced to being locked up with an adult like you! Director Shi: This is jail time, not to make you comfortable or uncomfortable.Prison is not just sitting there. Prison includes ghosts, ghosts and gods gathering together, dragons and snakes, chickens and rabbits in the same cage, torturing each other, unless like our 11-room leader, sit for five years, set up a "desk", and the old gods are there , high above, proud of the world, read countless people, and we new students like you, new students like me, like Mr. Hua, are all leading supporting roles. When we go to jail, we are not as calm as he is, and we are not as happy as him. Everyone complains all day long, doesn't he?You college student, please learn more from the leader. The leader is not the Communist Party, but he is even more Communist than the Communist Party. He is a ruthless character when he hears about it. , The political struggle is just a change of dynasty, the leader is engaged in an ideological struggle, he changed people's heads, he is the real prophetic Communist Party (finger to the leader, pointing up and down). Leader: (laughs) Thank you, Mr. Director, for your love, and I am glad that you regard me as the Communist Party. You really know the goods!You are right, in fact, deep down in my heart, I am really a communist, because I advocate justice, and the justice of communism is the highest among all doctrines. Director Shi: Judging from the criterion of who is the Communist Party, it can be seen that the world does not have the justice you advocate. In the eleventh room of the Military Law Detention Center, there are a total of four people. Among the four people, Teacher Hua and I, two fake Communist Party members; The Three Communist Party, a self-proclaimed Communist Party; you, the leader, a hidden ideological Communist Party, but the four have different experiences.Take my encounter with Mr. Hua as an example, each has its own merits, isn’t it strange? Teacher Hua: (putting hands together) No wonder at all, the biggest difference between me and you is that your case is hard-woven, a thick coat made of spider webs.And me?My case, however, was not woven, it was mended, a piece of rotten red cloth was forcibly patched onto a piece of white cloth.Mr. Director, you have always been a national special agent, and you are committed to being a national special agent. For forty years, the records are complete, and the case is closed once you put on the Communist Party's overcoat.And they don't know our past records, so it's troublesome to start committing crimes at the age of seven. Director Shi: I don't understand what you mean. Teacher Hua: The Bureau of Investigation forced me to confess that I joined the Communist Party’s children’s group in my hometown when I was seven years old, the so-called Little Ghost Squad.When I was in the military court, I asked the judge to write to the Intelligence Bureau to inquire: "How old do you have to be to join the Communist Party's Children's Corps?" The bastard military judge named Nie Jianguo first refused, and after my lawyer filed a defense, The lawyer said: The court has no reason to deny the defendant's request to investigate favorable evidence.As far as his lawyer knows, the Communist Party stipulates that nine-year-old children must join the children's group.Seven years old, can't participate at all.Even if he participated at the age of nine, he was forced and not guilty.This is the crux of the problem, and the court should write to investigate.Nie Jianguo had nothing to say.Later, the Intelligence Bureau replied, and it really said: The Communist Children's Corps accommodates children over the age of nine.That Nie Jianguo was even more of a jerk. He actually wrote to the Intelligence Bureau again and asked it: Only nine-year-old children join the children's regiment. Is there any "exception"?Is there any seven-year-old participating?The Intelligence Bureau is also a big bastard, and even replied: There are exceptions.Even if there are exceptions, it cannot prove one of my exceptions!Isn't this trying to sew a piece of tattered red cloth on top of a clean white dress?That's what I say, your case is weaved, mine is sewn. Director Shi: I see, that's why! Mr. Hua: Just because the case was mended from the age of seven, the case has to be mended all the way.Since I joined the Communist Party Children's League at the age of seven, I naturally had to join the Communist Party when I grew up, so I made a confession and joined the Party at the Bureau of Investigation.I was forced to write: "In the sixteenth year of the Republic of China, in 1927, when I was studying in Xiangtan, I joined the Communist Party." Later they calculated: You were born in the third year of the Republic of China, and in the sixteenth year of the Republic of China, you were only thirteen years old!He immediately lowered his face and cursed: "You bastard! Sixteen years? You are only thirteen years old, so you are qualified to join the Communist Party! You are talking nonsense! It's not that early? You won't tell the truth! Hit! Hit me again! "I had to postpone the time for joining the party, and I was forced to write: "In the 27th year of the Republic of China, in 1938, I was in a hotel in Xiangtan, and two friends asked me to join the Communist Party. Afterwards, the three of them hugged and shouted : 'Long live Chairman Mao!'" Later they calculated and said that the time was not that late, and finally changed it to the 21st year of the Republic of China, 1932, and they were satisfied.In fact, in the 21st year of the Republic of China, what was the title of "Chairman Mao"?And what is the slogan "Long live Chairman Mao"?They carefully made fake transcripts for a long time, thinking that the clothes were perfect, but in the end, because of their lack of common sense, they still showed their flaws.All in all, because they are not good enough and messy, you will be dumbfounded when asking questions.For example, a spy, as soon as he saw me, he said, "Don't ask, you were born as a Communist Party." I said, "Why?" He said, "You were born on October 1st, which is the National Day of the Communist Party. That’s the proof.” I said, “That’s the lunar calendar.” He said, “The lunar calendar is the Turkish Communist Party, but it’s still the Communist Party.” I said, “When I was born, there was no revolution in Russia, so how come the Communist Party?” He said, “Then It is a matter of foreign countries, and foreign countries cannot interfere in our internal affairs." You said it was funny, isn't it funny! Yu Sangong: The secret agents don't have enough common sense. Will it be better when they are transferred to the military law detention center and returned to military judges? Leader: (laughs) What a fart!Let me read you a trial transcript of each case (takes a piece of paper from the pile of books on the "desk"), oh, here it is: The military judge asked: You said to XX that you advocate Taiwan independence, right? The defendant replied: No, I didn't mean that, I didn't say that. The military judge asked: What did you say then? Defendant: I mean, I advocate building Taiwan like Switzerland. The military judge asked: (Ask the clerk) Switzerland, is it a country or a place? The clerk replied: (pointing to the defendant) You ask him!You ask him! That's the extent of a military judge! (The cell door clicks open. A sturdy little man enters with a small bag and slippers, and the cell door clicks shut again. The little man stands behind the door, looking at Longtou, Yu Sangong, Director Shi, and Teacher Hua. Sankyo sat up straight and gestured to the dragon head, who nodded.) Yu Sangong: (staring at the little boy, then pointing to the leader with his right hand) He is the leader, and he has the final say on everything here.I am Yu Sangong, a college student.That is Mr. Chief.The person next to you is Mr. Hua.May I have your name?What crime did you commit?Where are you from? Shorty: My name is Wang Fengzhang.Fenghua's Feng and the cockroach's cockroach are replaced by the bastard's Wang character.I'm a thief, what kind of crime do I commit?Oh, theft.I am from another province, and I am from Fenghua, Zhejiang Province. Yu Sangong: Fenghua!Isn't that the old bastard Chiang Kai-shek's fellow countryman? Shorty: (Excuse me) That's right, there are thieves in Fenghua, Zhejiang, shame on President Jiang. Yu Sangong: Who are you to lose!Lao Jiang is a big thief, a big robber, and you are a thief, so they are a good match. Who should you lose? Leader: Hahaha.Put down the small bag, you sleep next to Teacher Hua. Yu Sangong: Put down the small bag and sit down.This means that the leader is merciful and asked the people of Fenghua to sit down. Shorty: (nods and nods) Thank you, leader.I have been tossing around for more than 30 hours since I was arrested and transferred to this ghost place yesterday, and I am covered in sweat.Since the leader is merciful, let me take a bath together, right? Yu Sangong: Of course you are allowed to wash the faucet. The faucet loves to be clean. Besides, you are sweating all over your body. Our nose is the victim. You can just wash it. Shorty: Then I'll wash it.Please rest assured, I have been arrested three times, I understand the rules of the prison, we absolutely obey the leader.The leader is the big brother, who can trick people. Leader: (laughs) You are the only Fenghua person I can get. Little boy: We are thieves, and we go in and out of the prison, which is a daily routine.When I reported outside, they said that I would be locked up with some political prisoner. Are you four political prisoners? Yu Sangong: So what?It's not like being punished by Fenghua old bastard.However, he (pointing to Director Shi) is not considered a political prisoner, but the three of us are. Director Shi: (displeased) Why am I not considered a political prisoner?I am sitting in an unjust prison for political prisoners. Yu Sangong: Before you were imprisoned unjustly, you were an expert in getting others to be imprisoned unjustly for political prisoners. Director Shi: Cough, you have to forgive others and forgive others, you Communists are too unkind. Yu Sangong: We are only being unkind to the Kuomintang.There are two types of political prisoners, one is real political prisoners and the other is fake political prisoners.We real political prisoners don't like to be mixed with fake ones any more than beads don't like fisheyes. Director Shi: We didn't want to hang out with you either. I didn't volunteer to go to Cell No. 11, so you can't blame me. Yu Sangong: I don't blame you for this, but I have to blame your master Fenghua bastard. Little boy: Brother Sangong, you blame Fenghua people, don't blame them.Feng Shui takes turns, maybe they will raise their heads that day, and it will be your turn to punish them.Brother Sangong, I wish you all the best. Leader: (laughs at Yu Sangong) This kid has a cunning brain, a cunning eye, and a cunning mouth! Shorty: To tell you the truth, we don’t learn well, but we also hang around outside anyway. Yes, we can read words and actions.Don't think that I don't know farts when I'm nineteen, but I know farts, especially flattery.It's one thing for me to steal, it depends on luck and skill, but to get things off, to get rid of the stolen goods, it depends on relationships and flattery, on people trusting me and liking me.Faucet, Brother Sangong, Master Director, Teacher Hua, you will soon trust me and like me, sorry, I will wash first (start to undress, ready to take a bath). Leader: Look, why is this kid so dark? Look at his black and fat ass!Come on, let me give him a nickname. This kid is the second generation of people from other provinces after Chiang Kai-shek fled to Taiwan in 1949. He is both Taiwan and the mainland. "Black butt" is the Mandarin language from the mainland. I will call him Taiwan. Say "Oka Zeng".Although in terms of linguistics, there is no such language as Taiwanese, because it is basically the Hokkien dialect of the mainland.Don't think that black buttocks are indecent, there were people in ancient times who called them "black buttocks", and the buttocks are the buttocks! Shorty: (laughs) Okay, that’s the name. From now on, I’ll be Okazen, and you’ll call me Okazen. Please treat me as a friend, a good friend. I’m a thief , I must be out of prison earlier than the political prisoners. After I get out of prison, I must find a stripper, bring it on a motorcycle, dance under this row of windows, and then drive away on a motorcycle that does not turn off before the guards arrive.Faucet!Don't work too hard, then it's time to take a break, watch the striptease, watch Dead Rip, watch it (While talking, twisting, looking like a stripper, ugly. Everyone can't stop laughing ). 龙头：（大笑好一阵才歇）我坐牢五年，从来没这么笑过，太好笑了，三共你看，欧卡曾还会把英文脱衣舞strip给日语发音成死脱瑞普呢！ 余三共：可见日本鬼子无所不在，甚至在欧卡曾嘴里。日本帝国主义的文化侵略啊！ 欧卡曾：什么叫帝国主义？ 余三共：外国人连偷带抢，就是帝国主义。欧卡曾加蒋介石，一偷一抢，也是帝国主义，只不过外国人偷抢别的国家的人，你们奉化人却“家里光棍”，专门偷抢自己人。 欧卡曾：（皱眉做痛苦状）三共小哥请别这么说了，我欧卡曾是眷村出身的小弟，算老几？只是偷点东西而已，怎么能跟我们奉化大乡长比？听我爸爸说，当年我们逃难来台湾，窝在眷村里，穷得好惨，家里连厕所都能没有，到公厕大便都要排队，晚上做噩梦，都跟屎急有关，梦见夹着屁股，到处找厕所（夹着屁股，摇了两下），我们虽然是外省人，但是是夹着屁股的。 余三共：一九四九年，你们的大乡长被共产党赶出大陆的时候，还夹着尾巴呢！别说我用狗骂他吧，他不是美国帝国主义的走狗吗？只是那时候，叫丧家之犬，美国主子都救不了他呢！ 欧卡曾：在大陆虽没救了，但在台湾总算活下来了，至少台湾没有共产党了吧？ 余三共：这可要问处长大人了，处长大人可是专抓共产党的。他不是别人，就是调查局大名鼎鼎的史处长，专抓共产党的。 史处长：（有点窘）共产党是抓不光、杀不完的。只是国民党抓不到。 欧卡曾：噢，原来共产党这么可怕，像蟑螂一样。它们不论你怎么抓、怎么杀，就是死不光。 龙头：蟑螂在世界上走过从前，三亿两千万年来，它一直保持原状，是能活到今天世界最原始的有翅昆虫。在地球上的冰河期，多少动物都冻死了，只有它活了下来，并且不改本色，英文这叫survivor，劫后余生者，别人都死了，可是它不死，现在人喊“蒋总统万岁万万岁”，其实该万万岁的是蟑螂。欧卡曾叫王奉璋，真正的意思该是奉蟑螂为师，别人都死了，你死我活，我活下来了。 欧卡曾：真谢了，龙头，真谢了。刚才你说的英文，我听不懂，好像是说“色儿歪我儿”？ 龙头：你可以那样说，至少比“死脱瑞普”更标准。 欧卡曾：最好昌先做“色儿歪我儿”后再看“死脱瑞普”，做了劫后余生者再看脱衣舞。那时候，大家都出狱了，不需要趴在窗前看我带来的脱衣舞了，可以坐下来，靠着软垫子看，多舒服啊！ 龙头：你讲到软垫子，又使我想起蟑螂。全世界蟑螂有千百种，有一种叫“东方蜚蠊”的，Blatta orientalis，它的胃长得可怪，胃里有牙齿和毛垫，毛垫叫hairy cushions，东西吃进来，牙齿可磨碎食物，毛垫再把食物过滤，最后营养了自己。其实我佩服这种蟑螂，却不羡慕它，因为它的一贯作业都藏在身体里头，我却希望我出狱后也有牙齿和毛垫的过程，你们知道那是什么，猜猜看！三共？处长大人？华老师？ 余三共：（摇头）猜不到。 史处长：（摇头）猜不到。 华老师：（摇头）猜不到。 龙头：欧卡曾呢？ 欧卡曾：（也摇头）他们三位都猜不到，我这国中毕业的更别提了。 龙头：告诉你们吧！我说的毛垫，就是漂亮女人的阴部，女人的屄，肉肉的有弹性、上面有毛，像块毛垫，枕在它上面，偶尔用牙齿轻轻咬在毛上、肉上，那就是我出狱以后最想做的事。 欧卡曾：啊！听龙头讲话，那么有学问，真了不起，像上一堂课。上到后来，上到女人出来，可见龙头多么洒脱！ 龙头：还有更洒脱的呢！中国晋朝时候，印度来了名和尚鸠摩罗什，在草堂寺讲经，后泰的泰高祖姚兴以下，带着一千多人到场听课。讲了一半，鸠摩罗什忽然从讲台上走下来，向泰高祖说：有两个小孩踩在我肩膀上，我冲动了，胀得不得了，要搞女人。结果立刻送来宫女给他搞，后来生了两个小孩。欧卡曾你看，远来和尚不但会念经，还会搞有月经的，一边上课一边搞女人，那才叫真洒脱，龙头差得远了！ 欧卡曾：龙头现年几岁？ 龙头：三十八了。 欧卡曾：龙头还年轻，出狱以后要枕在屄上，机会多得很。 龙头：是多得很，问题是有两个，第一，要能出狱，不知何年何月；第二，要去枕屄，不知屄在何方。真正的好屄其实也很难找，要靠努力，努力不一定成，不努力一定不成。并且成的可能只是机会，不是鸡巴与屄相会。 欧卡曾：龙头说得对，这也是我们小偷的看法，要偷不一定偷得到，不偷一定得不到。我今天真开了眼界，龙头你这么有学问，是大学教授吧？一位大学教授如此平易近人，跟我们下三货屄来屄去。 余三共：（指着欧卡曾）你不完全了解龙头。第一，他根本不是教授，但他学问太大，所以大家叫他教授，他比教授还教授。但他是反政府的，反政府的就不准做教授。第二，他平易近人是真的，他见人说人话，见鬼说鬼话，见你们贼说贼话。他书念得极好，但他不是书呆子，他灵活得很。他平易近人，偶尔也会与民同乐，说些俗话、粗话，所以，他会跟你屄来屄去。 欧卡曾：那真好！男人与男人间一谈到屄，大家就没有格子了，就有话好说了。刚才我只是说龙头三十八，还年轻，来日方长，长、长、长，鸡巴长。以龙头一表人才，还愁不知好屄在何方，只是不要碰上白虎星，屄都差不多。 龙头：白虎星，你知道女人没阴毛的叫白虎，白虎还有别的意思，你知道吗？ 欧卡曾：好像老是走霉运的也叫白虎星，这种人不能跟他合作，一合作你也跟着倒楣。有人一辈子是白虎星，一事无成，有人暂时是白虎星，像我们都被关在牢里，谁都是白虎星呀！ 余三共：你阴毛这么多，还白虎吗？ 欧卡曾：我是阴毛多的白虎。顺便问一句，龙头，为什么叫白虎？ 龙头：白虎是中国神话中的一个凶神，迷信的中国星象家也这样认同。一部小说叫，里头说：“白虎临身日，临身必有灾。”为什么有灾呢？因为凶神下凡了。在中国天文学里，白虎是天上星星，中国《礼记》书里提到天上星群，“前朱鸟而后玄武，左青龙而右白虎。”现在，你们一左一右，都是白虎，这句话该改成“中青龙而左右白虎”，哈哈！ 欧卡曾：那你龙头也被关在牢里，凭什么你不白虎而我们白虎？ 龙头：（自负地笑）因为我有本领做青龙。青龙也是星星。作为神话，就是青色的龙。不过青色到底是什么颜色呢？在中国古书《左传》中，是指绿色；在中，是指蓝色；在《书经》中，是指黑色。青龙是神话中的动物，但在真的动物世界中，却有个叫“变色龙”chameleon的，倒很像它呢！这种只不过二十公分大的动物，生长在撒哈拉沙漠以南的非洲、马达加斯加岛上、南亚洲和地中海沿岸。它的身体本色是黄、绿、褐色，但能根据环境，由中枢神经传到皮肤下的色素细胞，而迅速变化身体的颜色，变得跟随环境的颜色一致。就因为这种随时“勃然变色”的本领，它就被叫作“变色蜥蜴”、“五色守宫”。中国古代叫它作“十二时虫”，也叫“避役”。这小家伙最妙的是它的眼睛，眼睛可以各转各的，要左就左，要右就右，可用两只眼睛，分别注意不同的目标，选中目标后，用几分之一秒的高速，伸出长舌头，捕捉它要吃的任何东西。对变色龙，远在四百年前，东西著作家就同时表达了意见，东方的像李时珍，西方的像乔治·派替George Pettie，都是证明。对这种动物的评价，也很好玩。李时珍在中，一方面引证《岭南异物志》说见到变色龙的人，“见者主有喜庆”，看到它是吉利的事；但也提出警告，说它“啮人不可疗”，被它咬到，休想治好。多么有趣啊！做龙比做虎神气多了。 余三共：这么说来，只要不被变色龙咬到，只看到它，反倒是吉利的事了？ 龙头：没错，是吉利的事，是大吉大利的事。 余三共：有什么吉利呢？ 龙头：这种变色龙，你挡不住它，它会改变你的一生。 余三共：你是讲你自己？ 龙头：也许是吧？至少我在找这样一个人去取法，虽然我不必打着灯笼找。希腊犬儒学派的哲学家狄阿杰尼斯白天打着灯笼找一个人（做手势），讽刺眼前世界是一片黑暗，人不像人。 欧卡曾：打着灯笼那里找得到人？只找得到我们小偷。 余三共：举个改变你一生的例子。 龙头：举一个。中国有一些寓言，比伊索还伊索的寓言。“塞翁失马”便是其中之一，这则寓言说塞上的青年骑师的一匹好马跑掉了，跑到胡人的地区去了，朋友们来慰问他，他爸爸被称为“塞翁”的说：“此何遽不为福乎？”怎么知道这不是好运气呢？几个月后，那匹跑掉的马回来了，还拐回来胡人的好多匹好马，朋友们又来道贺，他爸爸塞翁说：“此何遽不能为祸乎？”怎么知道这不是走霉运呢？这时候一家都是好马，他儿子骑个痛快，一天从马上摔下来，摔断了腿，朋友们又来慰问，他爸爸塞翁说：“此何遽不为福乎？”怎么知道这不是好运气呢？过了一年，胡人大举入塞，打过来了。塞上的壮丁，人人保家卫国，多少人都战死了，这摔断腿的青年无法作战，逃过一劫，活了下来，这就是有名的“塞翁失马，焉知非福”的寓言。这则寓言很普通，很多人知道，但却不知道解释它的真髓。《淮南子》书里写这则寓言，只解释到“福之为祸，祸之为福，化不可极，深不可测”，事实上，塞翁老先生固然有“塞翁哲学”，却少了“管仲哲学”。什么是“管仲哲学”？高人面对人生，有他信仰的一些人生哲学，这种哲学可点出的有很多，其中最吸引我的是“因祸为福说”。大历史家司马迁评论管仲，说“其为政也，善因祸而为福，转败而为功”。人间的事，几乎都不脱“祸福倚伏论”，就是老子所说的“祸兮福之所倚，福兮祸之所伏”，这种理论衍发出人对祸福的控制到底有无能力问题，有多少能力问题。对高人来说，《孟子》的答案是说“祸福无不自己求之者”。《淮南子》的答案是“祸之来也，人自生之；福之来也，人自成之。祸与福同门，利与害为邻”。这些哲学都显示了祸中有福、福中有祸，祸福是一家的、是相贯的。照“塞翁失马”的老看法，塞翁对祸福之来，一律违规处理，表示无能为力，但对管仲说来这不只是看法问题，而是作法问题，祸来了，他可以“因祸而为福”，使不利转变成对他有利，换句话说，管仲相信人对祸福有控制能力，他可以并且善于因祸而为福，把失败转化为成功。《史记》书里记载的这个“管仲哲学”，范围是“其为政也”的，就是特指在政治方面他有因祸为福、转败为功的本领，其实，“管仲之器小哉！”他这种哲学，实在应该推而广之，适合人生的各方面。人生有多少不如意的事？照晋代贤者的估计，“天下不如意，恒十居七八”；现代的革命狂又重新估计，说不是十居七八，是十之八九。这么大比例的不如意事，全靠无所事事听其自然的塞翁哲学，固然可以善自宽解、随遇而安，但总觉得太消极了、太无为了、太听天由命了、太不管仲了。所以，我不能完全欣赏“塞翁哲学”，我比较喜欢“管仲哲学”。“管仲哲学”的精义是承认人生有祸事、有失败、有大量不如意，但是他面对祸事、失败、不如意，抱有一种信仰，那就是我要乘机转变它，因祸为福、转败为功，把不如意事化为对我有利，把人生百分之七八十、八九十的不如意事有以扭转，或者乘机歪打正着，捞到一笔。我的一位朋友的爸爸告诉他说：“如果在马路上跌倒了，不要立刻爬起来，先东张西望找找看，说不定会捡到什么宝贝，这一跤也不算白跌。”这位老爸，可真算得上是全世界最乐观的哲学家，他比管仲还管仲呢！所以，坐牢算什么？我要牢不白坐，天下没有白坐的黑牢，我要值回票价，关我的人也要付出代价。 欧卡曾：（大声拍了地板一下）绝透了！绝透了！龙头讲到后来，根本讲的是我们“小偷哲学”。你们一定听过“贼不空手”那句话，那就是我们的哲学，我们小偷进了你家偷东西，有时白虎星了，什么都偷不到或搬不走，假如空手出来，那就犯了大忌，要倒楣了。所以，至少我们要打开冰箱吃点东西，大吃大喝一下，最后掀开床上棉被，在床上大便小便后，再盖上棉被离开…… 余三共：（气愤）你们这么可恶！ 欧卡曾：我们偷不到，就这样可恶。你倒了楣，闯了空门，空忙一场，当然要报复。 余三共：报什么复？报复是对跟你有仇、结梁子的人，或对不起你的人，是你偷人家，人家没对不起你，你报复个什么？ 欧卡曾：报复他们有钱，钱怎么来的？钱都是好来的吗？财产为什么他们有，我们没有？ 龙头：欧卡曾除“贼不空手”哲学外，又有哲学了。他这种哲学其实和十九世纪法国的蒲鲁东在《什么是财产》一书里说的完全一样。蒲鲁东说“财产是窃盗”。人类的资源就这么多，你多我少，有你无我，所以，在人类整体资源上，你的财产，其实是不义之财，欧卡曾要偷你，是以盗偷盗，所以，欧卡曾偷人家，他绝不心软，也不手软，如果兼做“采花大盗”，他也不能屌软，只是太黑了，像是黑人的。 欧卡曾：谢了，龙头，多谢了。我就崇拜黑人的大黑屌，又大又硬又粗又壮又长又黑，白人的屌大而无当，软趴趴的，不好，黑人的好。白人只能穿着衣服欺负黑人，脱脱看，看谁鸡巴硬？ 余三共：（对龙头）这小子有种族歧视呢。 龙头：至少在床上有。 欧卡曾：在床上，女人要白，男人要黑。 龙头：至少美国第三任总统杰佛逊反对你这话，因为白人的他，在床上搞了黑人女人，并且生下杂种后代。 史处长：我要英国皇家情报学校受过训，知道一点英美历史，据我所知，杰佛逊主张平等。 龙头：没错，但他搞的，是他的黑人奴隶中的女奴。主子搞女奴，是平等吗？如果是平等，那是美国白人的平等。美国白人可信吗？全世界，美国白人最不可信，因为他们窃盗了人类最大的资源，包括女黑人的屄。 欧卡曾：（试探的表情）龙头喜欢女黑人的屄？ 龙头：我没见过，也不会喜欢，我喜欢女人要白，或者是东方女人的黄中白。我并不歧视黑屄，问题不在女人身上，在我身上，我自己的好恶与习惯而已，就好像有人喜欢燕瘦、有人喜欢环肥一样，肥瘦之间，并无歧视问题。 余三共：龙头对女人的黑白没有歧视，但对是非的黑白有歧视。龙头主张大是大非。 欧卡曾：我们是下层社会的人，我们不懂大是大非，但我们懂大鱼大肉、懂大打出手、懂大吹大擂、懂“大锅炒”？ 余三共：什么叫“大锅炒”？ 欧卡曾：这你就不懂了，你们大学生就不懂了。“大锅炒”是我们这些小混混，或五六个、或七八个，在外面又吃又喝，谁有个新把到的马子，也约来一起吃喝，然后一起出来晃，找个空屋、教室或草地，大家就轮奸了她，一个一个上，上得那小马子哭得叫得死去活来，大家快乐极了，这就叫“大锅炒”…… 余三共：（突然暴怒，忽地跳起来，快速以食指前后戳指着欧卡曾）王八蛋！你们这群王八蛋！你们太可恨了！Too cruel!你们这群王八蛋！王——八——蛋！ 龙头：（全房错愕时，神色夷然）三共啊！你可以生气，但也别生这么大的气嘛，欧卡曾只是向我们说说他们小混混们的生活方式，你的反应太义愤填膺了，你吓坏了他，也吓到了每一个人。 余三共：他们真太可恶了！Too cruel!太没水准了！他们这样对女孩子，他们居然轮奸她，这些脏东西！强奸都不对，怎么还可以轮奸，干什么“大锅炒”，真是王八蛋！Hateful!Too cruel! 龙头：的确如你所说，但你也犯不上对欧卡曾个人发这么大的脾气。我认识你三个月了，从来没看到你这么激动过，你好像突然恨起欧卡曾来，恨得不次于恨调查局的特务似的，干嘛生这么大的气呀？ 余三共：（望着窗外，摇着头）龙头啊，不要问了吧（突然躺下来，把头埋在被里）！ 龙头：（双手向下按，要大家安静）三共可能有点累了，让他休息休息吧！ 史处长：我们谈点别的。刚才三共说龙头对是非的黑白有歧视，说龙头主张大是大非。 龙头：三共说得对。我这个人是非分明，黑的就是黑的，白的就是白的，我不会说欧卡曾有一个白屁股，那是颠倒黑白。因为黑白分明，我碰到事情总是不问别的，先问黑白。例如你说要介绍个瓜子脸的女朋友给我，我的注意力不在瓜子脸，却先反问你是黑瓜子还是白瓜子，所以，有时候会因过分认真而有点孤立。我觉得男人一生，能够成为男子汉最重要，坚持是非分明，即使独来独往，陷入孤立，也要做男子汉。当然不独来独往，有一堆志同道合的朋友一起做，更好。要分几个男子汉成分给他们。 史处长：那你自己岂不减少了？ 龙头：他们是我的“分身”，我是百分之百，他们也是。像孙悟空撒出毫毛一样，个个都变成孙悟空。 史处长：原来你是可以分的。 龙头：不但可以分成别人，也可以分开自己。 史处长：分开自己？ 龙头：分开自己，就像三共自己跟自己下棋一样。也许人们会问，怎么能这样？三共不是说过吗，人本来就有两个我。岂止两个，三个四个也不一定。 史处长：这就是心理学上的双重人格、多重人格吧？ 龙头：解释上，比心理学上的要宽。因为所谓双重，有时候是精神与肉体分成两个，不一定是大脑分成两个。 史处长：不但可分成别人，也可分开自己，除了下棋以外，请龙头举例举例。 龙头：记得的作者的话吗？梭罗坐牢的时候，他说他“从不曾想到我是给关起来了，高墙实在等于浪费材料……他们根本不知道如何对付我……他们总以为我唯一的目的是想站到墙外面。每在我沉思的时候，看守那种紧张样子，真叫人好笑。他们那里知道才一转身，我就毫无阻挡的跟着出去了……”。梭罗当然不会小说中穿墙透壁的功夫，他这种来去自如，是指观念上的解脱，观念上“从不曾想到我是给关起来了”。他虽然身在两坪之内，但却心在六合之外，神游四海，志驰八方，就像拉夫瑞斯在牢里写诗给情人一样。印度圣雄甘地师承了梭罗的不合作主义，也师承了梭罗的坐牢哲学。甘地说志士仁人在狱中，“肉体虽给关起来，灵魂并没关起来”，他的灵魂是自由的。这种看法的关键是强烈的唯心论，它告诉人们，所谓自由与不自由，“问题的关键，还在一个人自己和他所持的心理状态”，你心里觉得自由，自由就在；你心里觉得不自由，桎梏就在。甘地说他自己在狱中，和梭罗一样，身在网罗，却神游四海；人在监狱，却心在远方。他把自己分开了。甘地说：“他们抓了我，却给了我自由。”我把梭罗、甘地这种自由，叫作“不自由的自由”，因为不自由中有自由。 史处长：不自由中有自由，这么说来，是不是自由以后、出狱以后，就更自由了，从此没有不自由了呢？ 龙头：这可未必。 史处长：为什么，这不有点被虐狂吗？ 龙头：不是，而是另一种心境纠缠住你。哲学家斯宾塞说：“没有人能完全自由，除非所有人完全自由；没有人能完全道德，除非所有人完全道德；没有人能完全快乐，除非所有人完全快乐。”这种伟大的透视力，伟大的胸襟，我给它下了一个描绘，这叫“自由的不自由”。“自由的不自由”的特色是民胞物与，是把受苦受难的人当兄弟，又使自己有责任感。夏禹感觉天下有淹在水里的人，就好像自己把他们淹在水里一样；后稷感觉天下有没饭吃的人，就好像自己使他们挨饿一样，有这种抱负的人，后天下之乐而乐，众生不成佛的时候，他自己不要成