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Chapter 36 Scene 34 The JFK Trial

Impotence America 李敖 5244Words 2018-03-18
The scene is the same as Act 1. God Li: (Stands up, knocks the gavel) Now announce the opening of the 34th Court of the "Last Judgment" (sit down).Biography accused the 35th President of the United States John F. Kennedy (John F. Kennedy). (Kennedy stands up.) God Lee: You are Kennedy, born in 1917, that is to say, you are a pure 20th century person.You have one leg and one short, and your right leg is 3/4 inch longer than your left, so you'll need orthotics. Kennedy: (curious) How much more does God Lee know about me? God Lee: I also know that you went to the White House teenage schoolgirl, 40 years after your death, the schoolgirl became a grandmother, and she admitted it.

Kennedy: (laughs) Clinton is so unlucky! God Lee: Your answer is very special, you don't talk about yourself, you talk about others. Kennedy: We, the President of the United States, always have to show a little compassion. God Li: You also fucked Marilyn Monroe. It is said that all your brothers slept with her. She didn't commit suicide, but was killed. Kennedy: (Frown, silent.) God Li: You talk about women, but you are not sentimental, "it's just for the first time", and "pull up your pants and don't recognize people". Kennedy: I ​​am "an idealist without illusions", and I am an "idealist without illusions".

God Lee: This is a good view of life, but it doesn't apply to women at all, for women, you are just a "realist without fantasy", according to "Fall" written by Shelley Ross in 1988 From Grace, you Kennedy slept with hundreds of women, from two blonde secretaries nicknamed "Fiddle and Faddle" to movie star Jayne Mansfield. Mansfield, to Angie Dickinson, to the stripper Blaze Starr, to the female painter Mary P. Meyer, to Marilyn Monroe, to Judith Campbell ( Judith Campbell), you name it.The Campbell matter was not revealed until the Senate investigation in 1975, 12 years after your death.Judith Campbell is the mistress of Chicago underworld boss Sam Giancane. In 1960, she was introduced to you by your good friend Frank Sinatra. Soon you and her were at the Plaza Hotel in New York. Hotel) first tryst.Afterwards, trysts at your Ken's home in Georgetown, a villa in Palm Beach, and the Hilton Hotel in Los Angeles.You Kennedy also invited her to the White House, swimming in the White House swimming pool, and asked her to share the presidential plane on Air Force One. On February 27, 1962, the head of the FBI wrote a memo to you, informing you not to play with the mistress of the underworld boss. As a president, if you associate with such a woman, you are most likely to be blackmailed.Since then you Kennedy has stopped dating Judith Campbell.Moreover, on July 10, 1960, on the eve of the Democratic Party's National Convention in Los Angeles, you, Kennedy, recruited another woman to play the Triple Party and the Three Immortals.

Kennedy: (laughs) Clinton is so unlucky! God Lee: You caught up with the aftermath of you Americans who are still willing to keep the presidential scandal secret.Roosevelt died before his mistress, but everyone helped hide it.You Kennedy mobilized and created the "Camelot myth" (Camelot myth) to deceive the common people and keep your licentiousness hidden. This shows how unfair you Americans are.During your lifetime and after your death, your wife Jacqueline was also beautified, which made the world doubt not only your American beauty standards, but also your "order" standards, because after your death, Jacqueline Quilin obviously remarried to Greek shipping tycoon Aristotle Onassis (Aristotle Onassis) and worked as "Mrs. O" for 7 years. Why was "Mrs. O" buried next to you after her death in 1994? Is there such a reason in the world?You have only been the president for 1037 days, you are unique and unique, so wonderful.All right, just stand here, this is a courtroom, there are no rocking chairs.

Kennedy: Everything God Lee has said so far has left me speechless. God Lee: The key is that your family tested some American standards and found some exceptions.Just like on July 18, 1969, your senator brother Edward M. Kennedy (Edward M. Kennedy) fell into the water in his car in Martha's Vineyard (Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts), and your brother escaped for his life. Kopechne) drowned.Your brother did not report the case first, but did something wrong first, but you Americans let him go, and let him serve as a senator for 40 years, and replaced it with someone else. Do the Americans agree?After the drowning of the female secretary case is over, do you Americans still dare to be proud of legal equality?

Kennedy: Oh. God Lee: Do you want to listen to a passage: A black child born in the United States today, no matter where he is born in the country, has only a 1/2 chance of completing high school education and a 1/3 chance of completing college education compared with a white child born on the same day and in the same area... …The average life expectancy of black people is 7 years shorter than that of white people, but the income of black people in their lifetime is only half of that of white people. Kennedy: That passage sounds familiar. God Lee: Of course it sounds familiar. This is what you said in the presidential debate with Nixon.

Kennedy: (embarrassed) Oh, I'm going to mobilize my memory. God Lee: You better be, or you'll be embarrassing in "The Last Judgment." Kennedy: Thanks for the advice. God Lee: You said that during the Second World War, you were the captain of the No. 109 patrol torpedo boat PT-109. On August 2, 1943, while patrolling the Blackett Strait off the Solomon Islands, a Japanese destroyer broke in two. Two sailors died instantly. You and other sailors were thrown into the sea. The gasoline on the surface caught fire. Burning, you not only supported yourself, swam for 4 hours to reach safety, but also dragged an injured sailor with your teeth on the life jacket belt loop.Swimmed to a deserted island to be rescued, and was rescued on August 8.For this you were awarded the Purple Heart and the Navy and Marine Corps Medal.Is this story true?

Kennedy: Of course it's true. God Li: However, some historians have found some exaggerations and falsehoods. In 1982, Garry Wills, author of The Kennedy Imprisonment: A Meditation on Power, thought you were the captain and falsified the records to say you were attacking a Japanese destroyer was hit.Wells interviewed your sailors back then, and the sailors said that, in fact, the torpedo boat was hit while all the officers and men were asleep.The torpedo boat has high maneuverability, and it is inconceivable that it was overwhelmed by a huge destroyer in a naval battle and collided into two halves.However, when the captain was negligent and the whole ship fell asleep, it was difficult to say.

Kennedy: (embarrassed, laughing) Please don't go too far into the historical truth, right?God Lee, there must be a few heroes left for the United States. God Lee: You wrote the book "Profiles in Courage" when you were 39 years old, and you won the Pulitzer Prize for Literature in 1957, didn't you? Kennedy: Yes. God Lee: But, according to biographer Herbert Parmer, the book was planned by Jules Davids and written by Theodore C. Sorenson Yes, it's not your writing, is it? Kennedy: (embarrassed) I'm a Harvard cum laude. God Li: When you look at politicians today, you don't see profiles in courage. You see profiles in discouragement.

Kennedy: These are the words of the female anchor of NBC. God Lee remembers them clearly. God Lee: You competed with Nixon for the presidency, and the votes were issued. At that time, you were elected president with the smallest gap in American history? Kennedy: Yes. God Lee: But the tickets in some places are suspicious. On the night of October 22, 1962, the ratio of voters between you and Nixon was 34.227 million to 34.108 million. However, due to manipulation of votes in some areas, Nixon lost the election by only 11,000 votes, so you were elected. Kennedy: Well, for a dad to be rich, he has to be running after he's elected.

God Lee: There is a joke saying: Your father once sent you a telegram. The telegram is: "Dear Jack, you must save money to buy votes. Just enough votes to be elected. If you use my money to buy an overwhelming majority, I will be unlucky." Got it!" Could this joke be true? Kennedy: God knows! (Laughter.) God Li: Your father always told you that all businessmen are "sons of sons of a bitch". You said that you started to believe your father's words when you said that you suppressed the price increase of the steel industry. Kennedy: Yes. God Lee: Is "son of a bitch" limited to businessmen? Kennedy: (laughs) According to the standards of President Roosevelt that I admire, there are also some rulers in Latin America. God Lee: Is it Castro? Kennedy: (thinks for a moment) Castro is a double "son of a bitch". (Laughter.) God Lee: Because he gave you headaches from the Bay of Pigs incident in 1961 to the missile crisis in 1962? Kennedy: (nods his head) Actually, it's not my head that often hurts. God Lee: As one of your friends said, "He felt almost nothing, but tried to figure out everything" (He felt almost nothing, but tried to figure out everything)? Kennedy: The "Bay of Pigs" was an old stand left by President Eisenhower. I didn't figure it out, and I only took office for 100 days.But during the "Missile Crisis", I figured it out. God Lee: Let me recite a passage of what you said on July 26, 1963. You said: "Whether it is today or tomorrow, if the war finally leads to nuclear confrontation ... it will make more than 300 million Americans, Europeans and Russians. Sacrifice..." Do you remember? Kennedy: I ​​remember. God Lee: But did it ever occur to you that you risked a nuclear confrontation in your missile crisis calculations?Are you betting the whole world?Your famous saying is: "Let us never negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate." No wonder world-class philosophers condemn you.According to your brother Robert Kennedy, during those 13 days there was a danger of "the two nuclear giants confronting each other" which could "bring the world into nuclear annihilation and end humanity".Are you too rash?If the leaders of the Soviet Union were as reckless as you, the world would be over.As you often say, we are not here to curse the darkness; on the contrary, we are to light a candle.During the Missile Crisis, you were lighting the dark fuse with a candle, right? Kennedy: I ​​did the calculations, and I know that both sides will stare at each other, but the other side will blink. God Lee: Can you blink?Pull the trigger too?I think you are really a blind believer in President Eisenhower's "Brink of War" policy. "Brink of War" was fake for him, but it was real for you. You are the most dangerous president in the history of the United States.You were the first president of the United States born in the 20th century, but you were reckless and nearly ruined the 20th century. Kennedy: We in the United States have no choice but to solve the Cuban issue, but it is only used on the Cuban issue. God Lee: Really?Don't forget that you in the United States have regulations to decrypt according to law. On August 25, 2005, a batch of tapes were declassified and we heard the congressional recordings of your National Security Meeting of May 9, 1963, your Secretary of Defense McNamara, your Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Maxwell D Taylor), both advocated that in order to resist China, nuclear weapons must be used.Taylor said more clearly: the use of nuclear weapons "is an important aspect of how to deal with the overall problem of Red China politically and militarily in the next 10 years. I don't want us to fight on the ground in a non-nuclear way."These living voices were uttered seven months after the Cuban Missile Crisis. How terrifying, you Americans!Fortunately, China successfully conducted a nuclear test explosion in the second year, otherwise, since the Korean War, you have used nuclear bombs to turn around the Chinese people's heads, which is endless.Don't blame other people for using such horrible weapons. Others don't have such weapons, and you Americans will not stop using nuclear weapons at every turn.You guys seem to have a kind of "nuclear exhibitionist," don't you? Kennedy: Maybe the Americans have too much money to show off this weapon. God Li: In fact, you don’t need to use this kind of weapon to show off your power on weekdays. Traditional weapons are good enough for you.In the absence of international law, you have always sent troops into other countries year after year, such as Guatemala in 1954, Lebanon in 1958, Dominica in 1965, Vietnam from 1954 to 1975, and Vietnam from 1964 to 1975. Laos ①, Cambodia from 1969 to 1975, Nicaragua from 1980 to 1990, Granada from 1983, Panama from 1989, Iraq, Bohemia, Afghanistan, etc. Wait, one count is a long list.Not only did you attack other countries, you sent troops in, and you even flew planes from the top. The United States bombed other countries with planes, and bombed more than 20 countries. You are so overbearing, but no matter how many weapons you have, the efficiency cannot match that gun ... Kennedy: Which gun? God Lee: The gun that 24-year-old Lee Harvey Oswald bought mail-order for $19.95. Kennedy: Oh, I see.I can't blame the gun all because it fired 3 bullets.However, based on an analysis of live radio tapes by a locomotive patrol policeman, sound experts believe there is a 95 percent chance that a fourth shot was fired, not from behind Oswald's position, but from the hill in front of the presidential limousine. .There are too many truths that we don't understand in the United States, and my death is one of them.The truth is so hard to know, even in front of God Lee, I can't help but have reasonable doubts.If God Lee forgives my offense, I can say it too. God Lee: You can tell. Kennedy: Then I'll say it.God Lee's speech is sometimes too humorous, too imposing, and too unlike the God in our impression. God Lee: (laughs) I also don’t think I’m like God, but a joke encouraged me, I know that although I’m not quite like God, I am God.The joke was, you were running for the Democratic presidential nomination in 1960 with Senators Stuart Symington and Johnson, and you dreamed that God put his hand on your shoulder and said: You will be elected.After waking up from the dream, you excitedly ran to tell Symington.Symington said in surprise: I had the same dream as you last night, and God did that to me too.So the two of you went to Johnson together and both told him about the dream.Unexpectedly, Johnson shook his head and said, strange, I can't think of it, I once put my hand on the shoulders of you two boys. (Laughter.) God Lee: Since Johnson can be God, I think I can be even more. (Laughter.) God Lee: Well, I'll try "God Johnson" in the next court. Johnson: (laughs) Now that I am God, do I still have to be tried? God Li: (laughs) Chinese gods will not let foreign gods go.Retire from the court (beat the mallet and stand up). (The curtain falls.)
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