Chapter 27 Scene 25 The trial of Roosevelt Sr.

The scene is the same as Act 1. God Li: (Stands up, hits the gavel) Now announce the opening of the 25th Court of the "Last Judgment" (sit down).Biography of the defendant Theodore Roosevelt, the 26th President of the United States. (Roosevelt stands up.) God Lee: You are Theodore Roosevelt, born in 1858, the 26th President of the United States.Everyone calls you TR, and we Chinese call you Old Roosevelt in order to distinguish yourself from your 32nd President Roosevelt. Old Roosevelt: Well said, in fact, I lived 61, he lived 63, he is "older" than me. God Lee: But you are 24 years older than him.The Chinese are right.

Old Roosevelt: Now is the 21st century, and it is the turn of the Chinese to decide. God Lee: In the 1904 Japanese-Russian War, you and the United States said they were neutral, right? Old Roosevelt: We in the United States are marked as "strictly neutral." God Lee: Are you neutral? Roosevelt Sr.: At least I am personally neutral. God Lee: Neutral? (Takes out a piece of paper) This is your letter home dated February 10, 1904, just after Japan's surprise attack on the Russian fleet at Port Arthur, you said in your letter home: "For the Russians, the beginning It was disastrous. Their carelessness was almost unbelievable ... I am very happy for Japan's victory, because Japan is fighting for us in the United States."

Roosevelt Sr.: "Japan Is Fighting For Us"?God Lee quotes from my letter from home, so cruel. God Lee: Well, then I'll quote a little bit of Mercy. (takes out another sheet of paper) This is your letter to your Secretary of State, John Hay, dated July 26, 1904, which says: "The Japanese are already fighting for us America... If Japan wins , we will help in good faith to prevent foreign interference from taking the fruits of their victory." Who is the foreign country?France?Germany? Roosevelt Sr.: Why didn't you mention Britain? God Lee: Because you didn't mention it. (Takes out another sheet of paper) In your letter of July 24, 1905, you said: "As soon as this war started, I informed Germany and France in the most polite and careful manner that if there was an anti-Japanese United, trying to repeat what Russia, Germany, and France did to Japan in 1894, then I will immediately stand on the side of Japan and go as far as it needs for its interests." It seems that you I really love Japan.You said that the United States "strictly observes neutrality", what a neutral!Relying on your neutrality, you finally mediated the Russo-Japanese War.

Old Roosevelt: What's wrong with me mediating when other people fight? God Li: The problem is that you forgot that other people fight, where do they fight, Japan and Russia fight, the battlefield is not in Japan or Russia, the battlefield is in China, do you know? Roosevelt Sr.: I know. God Li: Since you know, why don't you hold a peace conference without China?China is the real victim. Old Roosevelt: I may have overlooked this. God Lee: You are not negligent at all.You deliberately want to dig out China's rights in the Northeast from the hands of the Russians and give them to Japan. In other words, you want to give Russia's rights in the Liaodong Peninsula including Lushunkou and Dalian, as well as the Middle East Railway south of Changchun. The rights and interests of the Nanman branch line were transferred to Japan.The absurd thing is that what Japan and Russia dig up and dig up are not their direct interests in their own territory, but the division of family members on other people's land, and re-divided the rights and interests in Northeast China and North Korea. This kind of robbery actually makes you Received the Nobel Peace Prize.It turns out that the Nobel Prize was awarded in this way, what a peace!What a prize!

Roosevelt Sr.: Oh. God Li: It seems that you should be awarded the "Nobel Robber Prize" to be worthy of the name. Roosevelt Sr.: The Nobel Peace Prize was also given to Wilson, who is also the President of the United States. God Li: You still mentioned Wilson, he also betrayed China just like you, but only 14 years later than you, he just exchanged Russia for Germany, only exchanged the rights and interests of Northeast China for the rights and interests of Shandong, etc. When I interrogate Wilson, you will know the details, and of course Alfred B. Nobel will also know. Roosevelt Sr.: Was Nobel Wrong?

God Li: Mastering the world's famous treasures, and then giving these famous treasures to hypocrites and pseudo-pacifists who shouldn't be given, and then reversed the world's justice, confused the world's right and wrong, and the big right and wrong. This is an absurd result. , Nobel himself will not feel it? Old Roosevelt: Do you want to judge him in your "final judgment"? God Lee: (laughs) Nobel will judge himself.He created the Nobel Prize in his will, isn’t he ashamed of losing control over his invention of dynamite? He used 8.5 million dollars to finally judge himself.

Roosevelt Sr.: (thoughtfully) Oh, God Lee reminded me. God Lee: You are the most energetic person.President Wilson said, what a great boy you are.He is drawn to your personality, which has very pleasant qualities that are irresistible.Beyond Wilson, the writer, Irvin S. Cobb, said, you had to loathe the colonel thoroughly to avoid liking him. Roosevelt Sr.: (Laughing confidently) They were all right. God Lee: After you stepped down, you went hunting in Africa. Your political opponents cursed you, saying that going would benefit the health of African lions. Roosevelt Sr.: (laughs) My goal is to catch the five most dangerous prey: elephants, rhinos, buffaloes, leopards, and lions.But my achievements are more than that. I hunted 9 lions, 8 elephants, 13 rhinos, 6 buffaloes, and 53 kinds of animals, totaling 296.

God Lee: Actually, your eyesight and marksmanship are not very good. Roosevelt Sr.: That's right, I'll have to fire a lot of shots. God Lee: It seems that you are very warlike. Roosevelt Sr.: God Lee knows my record.As Major General Leonard Wood put it in his report: "Colonel Roosevelt, accompanied by only four or five soldiers, led a very risky and extremely valiant attack up San Juan Hill and served the troops Set an excellent example." Ah, San Juan was the great day of my life! God Lee: Let me correct you, on June 24, 1898 you took Kettle Hill, not San Juan Hill at all, San Juan Hill is another hill, and your great achievements have nothing to do with it.

Old Roosevelt: (blushing) The deeds of my life have been paid too much attention. God Li: Because you are too eye-catching, like that sentence: the bride at every wedding, the corpse at every funeral. Roosevelt Sr.: (Laughs) That's me. God Lee: In 1900, you partnered with McKinley to elect the vice president. Mark Hanna, the leader of the Republican Party and McKinley’s campaign director, opposed you and thought you were difficult to control.He shouted: What stands between the madman and the White House is just a human life? (Don't any of you realize that there's only one life between this madman and the White House?) Sure enough, unfortunately, this life - President McKinney, was assassinated and died in 1901, you madman, really Be in charge.The focus of this "Last Judgment" is to investigate your imperialist style.You openly obey that West African proverb, speak softly but carry a big stick (Speak softly and carry a big stick you will go far.), but you play it too far. In 1903, you made a deal with Colombia, Made it from the Canal Zone of the Panama Province.Then you turned around and encouraged the independence of Panama, and Colombia sent troops to quell the chaos, but you actually sent the warship Nashville to stop it. Panama became independent on November 4, 1903. Two days later, on November 6, you and the United States recognized it, and signed a contract to dig the canal 14 days after independence. Isn’t it too domineering for you to wield a huge stick like this?

Roosevelt Sr.: Don't forget that was me in the early 20th century.I did not fail to find legal and moral justifications, but my Attorney General, Philander C. Knox, interrupted me and said, "Mr. President, do not let so great an achievement suffer from any taint of legality!" (Oh, Mr. President, do not let so great an achievement suffer from any taint of legality!) I ignored him and continued, and at the end I asked him if he had answered all the allegations.Army Secretary Elihu Root said: "Mr. President, you did. You stated that you were charged with seduction, and you proved conclusively that you committed not seduction, but rape. ."Hahaha.

God Li: I think the Nobel Peace Prize was given to the wrong two people. One is your old Roosevelt, from the United States; the other is the Dalai Lama, from China.Let me talk about you first, you are obviously an imperialist, and your performance on the Panama Canal is even more classic and the leader of imperialism.How ironic and ridiculous that the Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to the leader of the imperialists! Roosevelt Sr.: I won the Peace Prize for mediating the Russo-Japanese War in 1904. God Lee: But that was also when you invaded Central and South America. Elder Roosevelt: God Lee compares the Dalai Lama with me, what is going on with him? God Li: Tibet is one of the 55 ethnic minorities in China. Tibet is also a province of China. It has two French majors.It has belonged to China since the 13th century, 700 years.In modern times, you Caucasians don’t want China to be too big, you want China to become 1,234,567, and you like the independence of Outer Mongolia, Inner Mongolia, Xinjiang, Manchuria, North China, South China, and Tibet in China’s territory.On the Tibet side, since the 19th century, Russia and the United Kingdom have reached out, and then the United States took over. Theodore Roosevelt: Isn't the Dalai Lama a religious leader?Isn't it peaceful, non-violent? God Lee: Actually, it is because they cannot defeat the central government army, so they have to promote non-violence.Judging from the "records" of the Dalai Lama, this can also be confirmed. On March 10, 1959, the Dalai Lama manipulated the Tibetans and launched an armed operation of tens of thousands of people in Lhasa, surrounded the headquarters of China's Tibet region and the agencies stationed in Tibet, and shouted slogans of "Tibetan independence" and "expulsion of the Han people". The central government Troops were sent to suppress it, and the Dalai Lama fled India seven days later with 100,000 people.India is so generous that it has supported 100,000 people for him until today. Theodore Roosevelt: Isn't the Dalai Lama worthy of sympathy? God Lee: Do you want a little historical background?Tibet is the last place in the world ruled by theocracy, isn't it strange?The status of the Dalai Lama in Tibet is not only that of an emperor, but also that of a god.His family is the largest privileged class in Tibet, owning 27 manors, 36 grasslands, 6,170 serfs, 120 domestic slaves, 160,000 taels of gold, 100,000 taels of silver, and countless other treasures.Therefore, those who sympathize with him for religious purposes only sympathize with the most outdated, darkest, and most superstitious theocracy.Basically, it is the serf system in Tibet.The serfs are in the hands of the three major owners of the Tibetan government, monasteries, and nobles. The three major owners occupy all the land in Tibet. According to the statistics in 1959, the government is under the control of 287 lay nobles; the monasteries are under the auspices of 333 lamas; It is under the package of more than 200 noble families.There are 110,000 lamas in Tibet, and they have to be supported by others. Five people support one person. This is a dark world! Roosevelt Sr.: Don't they have laws? God Lee: Yes, look what law that is!When the Dalai Lama ruled Tibet before 1959, he also had laws.This law is the so-called "Thirteen Law Codes" and "Sixteen Law Codes" that have been used for more than 300 years.In these two legal codes, Tibetan kings, large and small living Buddhas, and nobles are classified as "high-class people" according to their bloodlines and positions; businessmen, employees, and herdsmen are "middle people"; Etc. belong to "inferior people".The value of human life is also different for all classes of people. The "life price" of "high class people" is "priceless", or "the body is equal to gold"; the "life price" of "low class people" is "a straw rope". Old Roosevelt: Can human life be so cheap? God Lee: You black slaves in the United States are comparable.In order to maintain these systems, it relies on harsh laws.The severe punishments stipulated in the code are: gouging eyes, cutting off feet, cutting off tongues, beheading hands, pushing off cliffs, drowning, and execution.The existing materials also contain many photos and objects taken in the 1950s during the reign of the Dalai Lama.There is an oil pan in the real object, and the description next to it reads: "After the serfs were cut off their hands and feet, the executioners put the wounds of their residual limbs into the boiling oil pan to stop the bleeding. Three serfs died tragically here. Next to the oil pan.” Among the real objects are the instruments of torture used in Tibetan prisons to punish serfs before 1959, including iron stamps, hand sticks, eye-gouging weapons, and a child’s human skin peeled off by the serf owner and chopped Broken hands.What a human right! Old Roosevelt: In this way, our abuse of the black doubles is still nothing in comparison. God Lee: After all, black slaves are not of the same species, but Tibetans are of the same species. Roosevelt: Didn’t the Dalai Lama know about the records and actions of people like the Dalai Lama when the Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to him? God Lee: So what if I know, I still gave it to you. Old Roosevelt: Although he and I have both won the Nobel Peace Prize, it should be different, isn't it? God Lee: Yes.The peace prize was given to you, at least to reward you for mediating disputes in foreign countries; but to Dalai, it is no different from rewarding him for causing disputes in his own country, tantamount to blatantly denying that Tibet is Chinese territory, and tantamount to encouraging dark theocracy, The Nobel Peace Prize decision was outrageous.Since 1901, the Nobel Prize has never been given to a Chinese. The Peace Prize was given to a Chinese in 1989, but the Dalai Lama still wants to break away from China. Isn’t this deliberately satirizing China? Old Roosevelt: I wonder why God Lee interrogated me, why did I talk so much about Tibet? God Lee: Because you have involved serious moral issues from the Nobel Prize to your attitude towards Tibet in the United States.Especially your US President's attitude towards Tibet.Now that some documents of the US intelligence agency have been declassified, we have clearly obtained evidence that the US secretly supported Dalai and undermined China's unification after the middle of the 20th century.In the end, the U.S. can do nothing other than pretend that Dalai is a dove of peace and a human rights monk. The most he can do is to meet Dalai in an ambiguous way during his routine visits. The U.S. knows that using Tibet to trouble China is exhausted. Old Roosevelt: The big stick policy I advocated won't work? God Lee: It doesn't work either.In "The Life of Samuel Johnson" (The Life of Samuel Johnson), British Boswell (Boswell) recorded a sentence of his teacher on April 15, 1778, saying that he would like to love all mankind, except Americans (I am willing to love all mankind, except an American.).A Prophet is a Prophet, because more than 300 years ago, Johnson was born unspoken, and his words are true.In fact, Americans are more disgusting than they were 300 years ago. Americans 300 years ago still knew humility, and even 100 years ago you still knew to hold a stick in your hand but speak softly, but God, you don’t even say gentle words with a stick in your hand.I saw the face full of arrogance, arrogance, and fists and stones at every turn, and the fist stones are modern weapons. The legacy is fierce and the damage is deep. Looking at the ecology destroyed after the Vietnam War, one can suddenly understand.You see the "Spanish-American War" as "a splendid little war" (a splendid little war), you really have a good appetite, and you absolutely can't imagine the United States getting bigger.The hateful thing about the United States is not that it has imperialism, but that it has modern weapons to use imperialism. As for you, your weapons are far behind, and you only have a big stick. Old Roosevelt: What does God Lee mean to say that our American imperialism is changing with each passing day?Is my Roosevelt corollary out of date? God Lee: In principle, not outdated at all. The "Monroe Doctrine" is against Europe's frivolity towards the Americas, and the "Roosevelt Theorem" is also against Europe's frivolity, but it does not oppose the United States' frivolity. Finally, you claim that you have the power of international police, and your frivolity extends to the whole world.It turns out that you are not international policemen, you are international robbers.Maybe you wanted to be a policeman, but the climate made you find it better to be a robber, so you fell down.Let's look at the climate.30 years after the American Civil War, its politics are very domestic and involve the general trend of the world. Its members of Congress will have the "What have we got to do with abroad?" (What have we got to do with abroad?) American "Monroe Doctrine" tradition, It has a taste of autism, but the maintenance of the "Monroe Doctrine" relies on the British Navy, and the United States itself is not very good.What is wrong is that the "Spanish-American War" lasted less than 10 weeks, and the United States won Spain without a fight, and won territories such as the Philippines and Puerto Rico, which gave it great encouragement.This was 1898 in the 19th century, the last 10 years of the 19th century. This was the era of world imperialism. When the United States saw its desire to hunt, it naturally started to do shit about the general trend of the world.Take, for example, a group of private troops in 1898.This private army invaded Cuba, and its members were cowboys, natives, members of Harvard's 1880 polo team, the Rough Riders, and a colonel of cavalry, and that colonel was you, old Roosevelt.You got involved with the President of the United States three years after the war and wanted to open the Panama Canal. During the "Spanish-American War", there was no canal. It took 88 days for the US warship Oregon to arrive in Cuba from the Pacific Ocean. The Panama Canal was so attractive.Because the canal opened, 88 days became 8 hours.Back then, the United States wanted to harass Europe. In good weather, it took a one-month boat ride; in bad weather, it took two months, up to 89 days, so that kind of harassment was very slow; The Panama Canal is even more troublesome.It will take half a year. In 1784, the American "Empress China" (Empress China) traveled from New York to Guangzhou in half a year. Imperialism requires speed. You invaded the Americas and excavated Panama, which helped you solve the speed problem, didn't you?Not only the speed, in 1905, you became the first US president to sit in a submarine, look good TR. Roosevelt Sr.: Anyway, am I okay with China? God Lee: Okay? In the Root-Takahira Agreement of 1908, you recognized Japan's special rights in Northeast China.The later "Lansing-Ishil Agreement" (Lansing-Ishil Agreement) in 1917 came about in this way, and further recognized that Japan had special interests in China.Think of what you have done!By the way, Ludt is your Secretary of State, the imperialist who betrayed China and suppressed the Philippines with you, and won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1912!My God, what a combination of nouns: America-Peace-Nobel! Roosevelt Sr.: The Nobel Peace Prize is the favorite for Americans. Obama: (suddenly standing up) I was the 20th one given (sits down with a smile)! God Li: (Looking sideways) You're so embarrassed to laugh!Other peace prizes, regardless of whether they should be given or not, are given after the event, but yours was given in advance, which is ridiculous.The level of absurdity is the same as that of the murderer who assassinated Roosevelt. Roosevelt Sr.: (angry) The madman who shot me?He was later locked up in a mental hospital. God Lee: Do you remember why he shot you?He said that President McKinley entrusted him with a dream and asked him to kill you. Isn't that ridiculous? Roosevelt Sr.: (satisfied) Not absurd at all, McKinley hates me.The absurd thing is that the bullet went an inch into my right chest and I was still alive and holding a speech for an hour while holding my wound. God Li: (laughs) It can be seen that to be a lunatic has to have the capital to deal with another lunatic.Alright, leave the court (with a blow of the mallet, stand up). (The curtain falls.)