Chapter 73 2. Management is just shouting slogans

Fog Man: Mr. Wei, I think your definition of management is somewhat biased. Wei Xiaobao: That is not my definition, it is currently the most popular concept of management in the world. Fog Man Blocking the River: Even so, I still can't accept it.According to this definition, don't those people who are most disgusted by our mainstream society who don't think about doing things but just "think about people" become managers?It's just so unfair to the people who actually do it.I am afraid that it will be difficult for all of us to accept the sudden subversion of this concept.

Wei Xiaobao: Why do people refuse to accept it? Fog filled the river: Do you still need to ask why?Mr. Wei, those who think about people think about people, those who think about things think about things, those who think about people think about people who think about things, and those who think about things are thought about by people who think about people.This phenomenon has been deeply criticized by our society, and it is time to change it. Wei Xiaobao: How should we change? Fog Man Blocking the River: Of course, those who think about things must be promoted to leadership positions.

Wei Xiaobao: When the person who thinks about things is in a leadership position, he still thinks about his own affairs, so who will organize this socialized mass production? Fog filled the river: This...￥%...%...—...%—￥%...￥... Wei Xiaobao: The reason why you have this idea is because you lack understanding of management. Fog filled the river: What?I, lack of understanding of management?Hahaha, how could I?Who am I?The fog is full and the river is blocked, the recognized master of management, hahaha, it is so funny to say that I lack understanding of management, hahaha. Wei Xiaobao: What, you are still not convinced?Well, let me ask you again, what is the essence of management?

Foggy River Blocking: The Essence of Management? Wei Xiaobao: Right. Fog filled the river: Didn't we say that it is to improve the efficiency of socialized mass production. Wei Xiaobao: That is the role of management science. What I am asking now is the essence. Fog over the river: Is it...communication? Wei Xiaobao: It's close. The essence of management is to shout slogans. Fog covered the river: What what?Mr. Wei, I didn't hear clearly, please repeat it again. Wei Xiaobao: You can hear clearly that the essence of management is to shout slogans. Fog filled the river: Shouting slogans?

Wei Xiaobao: Shout slogans. Fog covered the river: why? Wei Xiaobao: What why? The Fog Blocks the River: Why Shout Slogans? Wei Xiaobao: Because it is necessary to make everyone's pace consistent. Fog over the river: This sounds like... like lifting a log. Wei Xiaobao: Exactly.To study the essence of management, we must start with the most primitive management.The most primitive management is that two people lift the wood together, so there must be a slogan shouter among the two people, so that everyone can keep pace, so as not to fall forward and backward and be crushed by the wood and cry.

Wei Xiaobao: Those who shout slogans are the managers, those who obey and act according to the slogans are the managed, and the process of shouting slogans is the process of management. Fog Man Blocking the River: Hahaha, Mr. Wei's words are really interesting. This can be regarded as a family saying, and it sounds very beneficial. Wei Xiaobao: You're so small, you don't want to believe it, do you? Fog filled the river: Hahaha... Wei Xiaobao: The river is full of fog, don't look at the little girl with a sly look, just say what you think differently. Fog over the river: If so, then I'll say it.Mr. Wei, your explanation is superficial and vivid, but it's too primitive, too old-fashioned, too...that.Nowadays, large-scale social production needs to consider various factors and weigh the interests of various social classes. The various links in the social production system are intertwined and intertwined, and the instructions received by each production operation unit are varied. Slogans to describe the essence of modern management science, this, this...hahaha...

Wei Xiaobao: That’s right, that’s exactly how it is, so a slogan is broken down into countless instructions of various kinds, which are transmitted along the same countless channels. The final result is that all production and operation units in society work together to achieve a goal. Wei Xiaobao: There are more forms of slogans and more levels of transmission, but the essence has never changed, it is all for coordination.The slogan of carrying a log is to coordinate the actions of two people, while the slogan of management is to coordinate the coordinated operation of an enterprise or an economic entity.

Fog Man Banjiang: ...It sounds reasonable, as if... Wei Xiaobao: Fog is blocking the river, take your hands away from my little sister, you pervert, you will never change your mind, have you forgotten the thing about being beaten in the head by a little sister yesterday? Fog filled the river: Mr. Wei, what you said is just shouting slogans. Wei Xiaobao: ...That's right. Mist filled the river: ... Mr. Wei, is the slogan you just said just the application of management science between the two of us? Wei Xiaobao: ...This...it should be, it should be.