Chapter 66 In the first section, Song Jiang pretends to be crazy and acts foolishly, he really looks like an artist

For two days, Song Jiang was immersed in a dreamlike feeling.Suddenly, Dai Zong came to him in a panic and asked, "Did my brother go to Xunyang Tower the day before yesterday, and wrote something on the wall?" Song Jiang suddenly remembered, and replied, "It seems that he wrote something. It’s all drunken raves, how do you ask about this?” Dai Zong lamented, “You said it was drunken raves, but others said it was drunken utterances, and they have already reported it to the magistrate’s yamen. Come and get you!" Song Jiang suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.He was born as a subordinate official and knew that he had committed a serious crime.How many officials in the world are not corrupt?How many do not bully men and women?As long as he is loyal to the imperial court, he is still a good official with general knowledge.But if he wants to rebel, no matter how kind and upright he is, it will be a heinous capital crime.what to do?what to do?Song Jiang's mind went blank.

"Which bastard reported me?" After a while, he asked. "It is said that it is an official from a certain county named Huang Wenbing." Dai Zong reported, "I have been in Jiangzhou for many years, and all the county officials are acquaintances, but I don't know who Huang Wenbing is? That day you went downstairs, and he went upstairs. Just saw that anti-poem." Song Jiang remembered the name "Huang Wenbing".He slapped the table with a heavy heart, too painful to speak. Dai Zong said: "Brother, I know, it's like a bee bites you hard, you are very angry. What's more angry, it bites you, but you can't find it. But the most urgent thing, But it's not the bee named Huang Wenbing. You have to find a way to deal with this catastrophe that fell from the sky."

Song Jiang really had great wisdom, and he was not surprised when he changed. He pondered: "You go first. I have a way to deal with it." It turned out that he suddenly thought of a strategy called "Fake Idiots and Not Crazy", which was one of the thirty-six strategies The twenty-seventh plan.The so-called "pretend to be insane" means pretending to be deaf and dumb, or even pretending to be crazy, but in fact the heart is very clear, just waiting for the opportunity in secret.Song Jiang said to Huarong before that pretending is a kind of cultured expression.Now it seems that pretending is also a manifestation of wisdom.

After Dai Zong left, Song Jiang changed his normal routine, first tore the clothes on his body into pieces, then lifted the pail beside the bed, and poured excrement and urine all over his body.When Dai Zong came to fetch him with all the yamen servants, he saw him with disheveled hair, foul smell all over his body, holding a broken folding fan in his hand, waving it triumphantly, and making funny faces at everyone.Yamen servant A asked in bewilderment: "Song Jiang, do you look cool like this?" Song Jiang flicked his feces-stained hair and replied, "Of course it's cool, this is the most handsome guy in the world!" The yamen servants looked at each other and said, "He's a handsome guy, he's clearly a lunatic! What are you going to do with him?" Dai Zong followed with a sigh, and replied, "That's right."

When the magistrate heard the return, he asked strangely: "How can you be crazy?" Dai Zong replied: "This is an era with problems, and the probability of going crazy is very high." Check it out and believe it. To say that Song Jiang is pretending to be crazy and acting stupid, he is really a model of a first-class performing artist throughout the ages.Only Dai Zong was an insider, and because he was impressed by his acting skills, he became a loyal fan ever since.More than ten days later, Song Jiang ordered Dai Zong to find a corpse to be his substitute, but he himself fled without a trace in the dark.It turned out that after "fake insanity is not insane", he had another trick called "escape the shell of the golden cicada".The jailers didn't realize it, they just took the corpse as Song Jiang and buried it in the grass.

Since then, Song Jiang in the officialdom has died, but Song Jiang in the shopping mall has risen on the top of Liangshan.