Chapter 33 Section 2 The Double Meaning of Human-flesh Mantou

Wu Song chose a sunny and sunny day, left the Guanyin Temple, and headed towards Shizipo.Ask people on the road, but they make people laugh.Someone deliberately teased him and asked him: "Great monk, do you also like to eat human buns?" "What human buns?" People laughed harder.Some people said: "He is indeed a monk, he doesn't even understand human buns!" Someone also asked Wu Song with great interest: "The monk is really not close to women? Go and see women, which one doesn't have two buns on his chest? It's just The steamed buns at Shizipo are big and white, not to mention eating, but even looking at them and thinking about them makes my heart itch. If the monk really doesn’t understand human steamed buns, why would he go there?” the man asked, People turned the sky with joy.

Wu Song was so terrified by the laughter, so with a shy face, he left the crowd and walked forward. An elder inside stopped him and said, "Master, don't be irritable. The woman on Shizipo is really alluring and charming. Since Master is a monk, you must not mess up your position. The human-flesh steamed bun that the boy mentioned just now, But there is another meaning, Master also wants to listen to it.” Wu Song stopped, and listened to the elder's explanation: "Although the woman on Shizipo is charming and charming, she is very cruel when she butchers the guests. Feeding a piece of fruit costs you seven or eight hundred Wen, and drinking a glass of water and wine costs you 100 yuan." You have four or five taels of silver, how much money you have will be slaughtered by her. She is not doing business, she is clearly cannibalism. In this way, which customer is not a human bun? Therefore, the woman is called a 'mother worm' , also known as the 'Hanyasha', very wild, but also very powerful. The master went this time, I don't know why, but please be careful."

After thanking the elder, Wu Song walked forward, but couldn't help hesitating, and said to himself: "I know that sister-in-law is such a strange woman? She is a whore. No matter how alluring she is, why should I visit her?" " Then he turned his head and wanted to go back to Guanyin Temple.He said in his heart: "Since I agreed to Zhang Qing, of course I have to go. Besides, the rumors may not be true, it's better to see it with my own eyes. Even if it is true, I am a hero who fights tigers, am I afraid that she will fail with a female tiger?" The terrain under his feet gradually rose.Across a hill, you can see a lush privet tree.Under the shadow of the privet tree, a courtyard with black tiles and white walls appeared.There is a POP flag hanging high above the gate tower, with three big characters written on it, the name is "Wuhongyuan".On the courtyard walls to the left and right of the entrance, there are several red lanterns hanging on each side, which look really beautiful against the black, white and green foil.Wu Song thought to himself: "I've only heard of Taohongyuan before, but this place is called Wuhongyuan. The so-called Taohongyuan is derived from the confidante of a beauty, that is, a brothel. But Wuhongyuan doesn't know what it means."

As he got closer, he saw a sedan chair passing him and landed at the gate of the Wuhong Courtyard, and a fat man wearing a black veil came out of it.A young servant had already greeted him and led the fat man to the door.Wu Song came to the door and wanted to go in, but was stopped by another servant. Wu Song asked: "The fat man can go in, why can't I go in?" The boy sneered and tilted his mouth, Wu Song saw a couplet at the door.The first couplet said: "No entry unless you have a black hat." The second couplet said: "There is a red skirt swaying to make spring." Although the confrontation is not very neat, it also has some charm.

Wu Song thought to himself: "This pair of couplets is also written by my elder brother Zhang Qing. There used to be a couplet when we opened a noodle shop, and now there are couplets when we open a brothel." He asked the boy, "What do you mean?" The servant taught him, "Come and watch. The so-called black hats are rich and powerful men. The so-called red skirts are beautiful beauties. The so-called Wuhong Courtyard is the place where great men and beautiful women meet. You are a big monk, what are you doing in there?" Wu Song laughed and said: "The monk travels here not for the beauty, but for the wine. You only need to give me a jar of good wine, and the monk will be satisfied."

The servant led Wu Song into the courtyard gate with some doubts, and asked him to sit at a table in the lobby.Wu Song looked around, but he couldn't see where the fat man had gone.The boy asked him how much wine he wanted to drink?Wu Song said: "Just come up and drink as much as you want. Cut another three to five catties of beef. I heard that you make good steamed buns here, so I will also come over a dozen to make dim sum." After a while, the servant will hold a jar of wine, and bring a plate of beef and a drawer of steamed buns.After walking for half a day, Wu Song was very tired, so he drank three bowls of wine with the beef.Then, he broke open another steamed bun and asked, "Boy, is your steamed bun made of human flesh or dog meat?"

The servant turned his lips back and asked: "Qingping the world, the world is bright and bright, where did you get the human steamed buns?" Wu Song said: "I heard that your steamed buns are very delicious. Why do you only serve others, but you want to deceive me?" The boy got annoyed, and said: "You monk of wine and meat, I will give you food and drink, and you will make trouble for no reason, so I ignore you." Wu Song didn't care, and just ate to his heart's content.Just one jar of wine, but I ordered another jar, drank three jars of wine in a row, and felt as if I was floating in the air, it was very beautiful.Then stood up and walked outside.Where is the boy willing to agree, he catches up and asks for the money for the wine.Wu Song was dragged by him and fell on top of him.The little boy screamed like a slaughtering pig, and the whole yard was alarmed.But Wu Song pressed on the boy and snored violently.

Everyone panicked and called the proprietress.Wu Song peeped through squinted eyes, she was a healthy woman: her thick waist was wrapped in bright clothes; her complexion was brown and dark under her heavy makeup; but she had a pair of seductive eyes, black and big, connected to her. The eyelashes fluttered together, really seductive.The woman could only hear the woman scolding: "Where did the wild monk come from!" While speaking, he rolled up his sleeves and wanted to mention Wu Song.Wu Song was snoring, and hugged the woman's head again, his right hand held her tightly, but his right leg stretched forward, tripping her.There was only a "boom", and the woman fell to the ground like a fat pig.Wu Song turned his body over, but took the woman's soft belly as a pillow, and continued to snor like thunder in a deep sleep.

It was the woman's turn to cry out.A person hurriedly ran from the backyard, looked at Wu Song and said, "So it's Brother Wu Song! What's the matter? Get up and talk!" Wu Song opened his eyes, but it was "Vegetable Garden" Zhang Qing, and exclaimed: "It turns out Brother is here!" Jump up and greet Zhang Qing. The woman behind also got up.Zhang Qing introduced: "This is your sister-in-law, and so is Erniang Sun." Wu Song hurriedly turned his head and saluted, and said, "Wu Song was rude and offended my sister-in-law. It's all due to the snobbery of the servant. I deliberately neglected us, so I was depressed and drank a lot of wine. I woke up when I saw my brother coming. I also ask my sister-in-law to forgive Wu Song!"

Sun Erniang patted the dust off her body, and with charming smiles all over her face, she replied, "They're all from our own family, so why don't they collide!" The three of them laughed together.Back in the main room, set up the bowls and chopsticks again, and talk about friendship with wine.