Chapter 20 Section 1 From Qinghe County to Yanggu County

Speaking of Wu Dalang, he is one of the well-known figures in the history of Chinese business.He is good at cooking cakes and opened a cake shop in his hometown of Qinghe County. The business is booming and he has some savings.While Wu Song was fighting and fighting outside all day long, Wu Dalang became a well-known rich man by relying on his craftsmanship and hard work. One of the most proud things for Wu Dalang is to marry the most beautiful woman in the county—Pan Jinlian.As mentioned earlier, there is a relationship between value and exchange value between men and women.A woman's attractiveness index can be evaluated by the man she chooses as an exchange value.Conversely, a man's success can also be assessed by the exchange value of the women he possesses.If his woman has a beautiful appearance, it is enough to prove that he has realized the greatest value of a man.On the day of the wedding, the deafening sound of firecrackers resounded throughout the county.Wu Dalang was wearing red and hanging colors, smiling from ear to ear.It's a pity that Wu Song absconded because of the crime of fighting at that time, so he didn't see the grand occasion at that time.

Wu Dalang later had a nickname called "Three-inch Dinggu Bark".Gushu, the scientific name of the tree, grows in the field. The trunk is short and strong but has vigorous vitality; the bark is rough and tough, and it is a good raw material for papermaking.In fact, although Wu Dalang looks rough, he is not short.The reason why he became a typical short man, but there is a reason. Contrary to Wu Song's boldness, Wu Dalang is an honest and conservative person.Although his biscuits are indeed delicious, his biscuit shop has never been big.He keeps the secret recipe of making pancakes in his heart like his lifeblood, and never tells anyone, not even his wife Pan Jinlian.When recruiting clerks, they only look at whether they are honest, but they reject talented job seekers.After many years of entrepreneurship, Wu Dalang is still the same Wu Dalang, and the bakery is still the same bakery, but "Wu Dalang opened a shop" has been spread all over the world as a management joke.

Wu Dalang's other kind of shortness was only known to his wife Pan Jinlian at first.As the saying goes: "Marry a Han, marry a Han, wear clothes and eat." Pan Jinlian was born in poverty, and she is content to marry Wu Dalang, who is the boss.Unexpectedly, on their wedding night, they discovered that his penis as a man is very short, and it is the "three-inch penis" that people often make jokes about.Poor Pan Jinlian is in her youth, is she going to guard this incompetent Wu Dalang and be a living widow for the rest of her life? One night half a year later, Wu Dalang returned drunk from a relative's house in the countryside, beating on the door of his own house in the dark.A watchman saw him, thought it was a thief, came over and asked, "What are you doing?" He replied, "I'm going home! Show me, is this my house?" The watchman was The newcomer didn't know him, so he was very suspicious.After a while, Wu Dalang said: "I know, this is my house. If you don't believe me, come in with me and have a look." Then he found a piece of bamboo from the ground, opened the door through the crack, and walked in with the watchman. .As he walked, he said: "This is the main room of my house, this is my Eight Immortals table, this is my patio..." Finally, he pushed open the bedroom door and saw a panicked man and woman curled up on the bed.Even the watchman was stunned, but Wu Dalang continued, "Look, that woman is my wife, and that man is me!"

The watchman went back and told the story to the people, but everyone burst out laughing, and the secret of Pan Jinlian's affair was rumored to be known to everyone.Who do you think is the man who had an affair with Pan Jinlian?It is the famous Zhang Dahu in Qinghe County.Since he is called a big family, he is naturally rich and powerful, manipulating the economy of a county, just like a big family in the stock market today.Although Wu Dalang has some money, how can he beat him?I had no choice but to swallow my anger and become a turtle.Seeing Wu Dalang's uselessness, Pan Jinlian despised him even more.Whenever Zhang Dahu came, the two let loose in the room, completely ignoring Wu Dalang crying and swallowing outside the door.

Seeing that the autumn wind was getting cooler day by day, Wu Dalang suddenly received a letter from his brother, so pleasantly surprised, he came home and told Pan Jinlian proudly.Pan Jinlian was also puzzled, took the letter and asked, "When did you have a brother? What does he look like?" Wu Dalang said: "My brother is naturally like me, tall and handsome." Pan Jinlian sneered and said, "According to the aesthetics of pigs, you are certainly a handsome guy. If your brother is also like you, they can be called a pair of living treasures!" Wu Dalang warned him: "My brother is now the head of the county next door, you have to respect me a bit. If you really anger me, ask my brother to lead the army to kill you two men and women, believe it or not ?”

Ever since he got married, has Wu Dalang been so majestic?Pan Jinlian was surprised again.When I saw Wu Song with my own eyes, I believed what Wu Dalang said was true.Judging from the eyebrows, the two brothers do have some similarities.Judging from the overall image, Wu Song is indeed tall and handsome, not as wretched as his brother at all.Unexpectedly, there is such a big difference between the two brothers, one dragon and one pig! And Wu Song was also taken aback when he saw Pan Jinlian.Unexpectedly, I haven't seen you for a few years, but my brother married such a beautiful daughter-in-law!He was thinking about how to do business all day long, and suddenly he was touched and fell into deep thought.Unexpectedly, Pan Jinlian saw him bowing his head, but she thought excitedly: "He is still a big boy, so shy in front of beautiful women!"