Chapter 29 Section 10 Colon cleanse, bowling pins, ass slit

The anus is the main outlet for human waste. When food is input from the mouth, the human body absorbs the nutrients and then discharges the waste from the anus.Although the status of the anus is low, its importance is "one man guards the gate, and ten thousand men don't open it". When the baby is born, the baby will actively seek the mother's nipple without being taught.But after eating and drinking enough, the baby is letting go of his own excrement.It's not until the mother's diaper-washing patience is worn out that the baby begins his first learning in life: making the head the master of the anus.It is said that the results of this first study will have a key impact on whether the child can succeed in the toad palace.There is a word "old asshole" to describe how smart someone is, and there is also a word "smart ass" in English, which shows the relationship between anus and IQ.

Compared with the one-way output of the anus, the mouth has to manage two things at the same time: input food, and occasionally air when the nose strikes; output sound, and occasionally output food when the stomach strikes.Because the anus is an output expert, the mouth will naturally learn from the anus.It's a pity that the anus usually emits stinky things. If the mouth blindly follows good and bad, the result will be full of stinky words, even to the point of spraying feces.This is what "shit" means in English.If the mouth turns rotten into magic, its words can be called a mouth full of lotus flowers, and the lotus flowers can be said to come out of mud without being stained.

Lao Tzu said: "If you follow the law, you will be ordinary, and if you go against it, you will be immortal." If the anus wants to improve, it must learn to input while it is in charge of output.Sanmao recorded in it that African natives had the custom of enema, pouring water into the intestines, and then expulsing the accumulated dirt in the intestines.Modern medicine follows good example, and there is a complete set of equipment for enema, which brings good news to patients with constipation.One day, a Korean girl, Jessica, came to visit my humble house with her boyfriend, intending to learn from me the secrets of Taoism.According to the question, Jessica's work is skin beauty and intestinal care.According to the principles of Chinese medicine, skin beauty and intestinal care are both internal and external treatments.Later, at the invitation of Jessica, I visited her clinic and finally saw the sausage enema machine.Jessica explained the beauty of the sausage enema machine and encouraged me to give it a try.Although I wanted to try it, I felt awkward and shy, and finally let the old dirt in my intestines escape.

Taoism's so-called "one yin and one yang are the way" means that the friction of yin and yang can produce happiness.The friction during anal excretion was originally a joy in childhood.In adulthood, the intestinal wall has been tempered, and simple excretion is no longer bliss.Therefore, the anus becomes the second sex organ and becomes an anal sex paradise.Because of anal sex, gay men regain their happiness.However, compared with the sterility of the vagina, the uncleanness of the anus adds to the stigma of sex. The first function of anal sex is to have fun, but if you look carefully, anal sex is like putting a cork on a leaky bottle.There is a proverb that describes miserly people as "an iron cock who never pulls out a hair". In fact, this proverb can also be changed to "an iron cock who never shits".A man in Taiwan stuffed a whole bowling pin into his anus, but couldn't get it out, so he had to seek help from the hospital.The strange scene in the intestines shown by the X-ray film made the viewers involuntarily close their anus and buttocks.

After reading the report of the bowling ball plugging the anus, I naturally recalled the unique skill of the villager to exterminate rats when I was a child.All the country mice have practiced the skill of flying over the eaves and walls. Even in broad daylight, the mice walk through the halls and halls as if they were in an uninhabited land.The old Mo next door caught a mouse in his rice jar and yelled and alarmed the neighbors.When I arrived at Lao Mo's house, I saw that Lao Mo stuffed a soybean into the mouse's anus, and then sewed up the anus with a sewing needle.The urchins of the family were waiting for Lao Mo to use more cruel punishments, but Lao Mo let go of his hands and let the mouse return to its hometown.Seeing everyone's astonishment, Lao Mo explained that the rat's anus was slit, and under the painful struggle, it would frantically attack the surrounding rat friends.Rats fight, often to the point where corpses are strewn all over the field, and human beings will join in the conquest.When I fell into a dream that night, I saw hundreds of thousands of rats fighting bloodily, the rats were miserable.

Freud believes that if the anal desire of young children is not developed properly during the period of 2-3 years old, their adult personality may become an "anal aggressive personality".Seeing this theory, I suddenly wondered, could it be that Freud also saw the masterpiece of rat control by "Old Mo" in Austria when he was young?However, compared to humans, "anal-aggressive rat personality" and "anal-aggressive personality" are exactly the same.Human beings think that they are unique in the world, and they are not afraid of gods who use soybeans to stuff their assholes.They don't know that God doesn't have to work so hard to do that dirty work like Lao Mo. God only needs to make people constipated and full of hard shit to drive people crazy.