Chapter 131 Pretending to be crazy and selling stupid minefields

In the ever-changing political situation, danger will appear at any time, and people usually try to avoid danger and protect themselves by pretending to be crazy.Sun Bin, a famous military master in ancient my country, was once a classmate with Pang Juan, and he studied the art of war with Mr. Guiguzi as his teacher.One year, when he heard that the king of the state of Wei was recruiting talented people from all over the world to serve as generals in the state of Wei with generous treatment, Pang Juan could no longer bear the hardship and loneliness of studying art in the mountains, and decided to go down the mountain to seek wealth.

When Pang Juan arrived in the state of Wei, he met the king of Wei.The king of Wei asked him about his knowledge of governing the country, commanding troops and fighting wars.Pang Juan poured out everything in his chest and talked for a long time. The king of Wei was very excited when he heard this, so he appointed him as a marshal and took charge of the military power of Wei. Later, Sun Bin also came to the state of Wei on the recommendation of others. The king of Wei also respected Sun Bin very much, and planned to make Sun Bin a deputy military adviser and share the military power with Pang Juan.This is what Pang Juan hated the most, so he looked for an opportunity to frame Sun Bin.But on the surface he respected Sun Bin very much.

Sun Bin knew that Pang Juan also wanted to learn the art of war in an all-round way, so he happily agreed to write down the art of war and annotations passed down by Mr. Guiguzi; and from that day on, he wrote it on the wooden slips day and night, day after day, forgetting to eat and sleep, so that everyone was exhausted. Out of shape. Later, Sun Bin inadvertently learned from a servant that Pang Juan was going to execute him after he finished writing the military book, and his heart suddenly became cold!The next day, Sun Bin, who was about to continue writing, suddenly yelled in front of two guards, and fell to the ground, vomiting profusely, his eyes turned white, and his limbs trembled.After a while, Sun Bin woke up, but he was in a trance, angry for no reason, raised his eyes and cursed: "Why are you poisoning me?!" Then, he grabbed some of the Art of War that had been painstakingly written, and threw it into the brazier.Suddenly, the flames rose.Sun Bin threw himself into the fire, his hair and beard burned.

People hurriedly rescued him, but he was still crying and cursing deliriously.Those letters have been reduced to ashes and cannot be rescued.When Pang Juan came running in a hurry, he saw that Sun Bin's face was covered with filth, which was unbearably filthy.Sun Bin lay on the ground, begging for mercy by kowtow and laughing, completely insane.Pang Juan shook off his dirty and convulsive hand vigorously, feeling puzzled.Suspecting that Sun Bin was pretending to be crazy, he ordered his men to drag him into the pigsty.Sun Bin was filthy all over, with disheveled hair, rolling around in the pigsty unconsciously, crying, laughing, and making noise...

At night, Pang Juan sent someone to quietly deliver food to Sun Bin when there was no one else around: "I am a servant of Pang's family. I know that Mr. has been wronged, and I really sympathize with you. Please eat something quietly, and don't let General Pang know about it!" Sun Bin knocked over the food, grimaced, and yelled, "Are you going to poison me again?!" The visitor was very angry, so he picked up pig manure and clods for him.Sun Bin took it and stuffed it into his mouth, as if he didn't feel anything.So someone came to report Pang Juan: "Sun Bin is really crazy."

Later, with the help of Tian Ji, Sun Bin fled to Qi State and designed to defeat Pang Juan. Pretending to be crazy and being stupid is indeed the only means used by the ancient wise men when they were under high-pressure rule and when disasters were imminent.In modern society, interpersonal relationships are often between friends and colleagues, which is really unnecessary.However, sometimes it is better to learn how to pretend to be crazy, especially in the face of other people's privacy, in order to be harmonious and united. In daily life, each of us has troubles that we don’t know about, but some people don’t understand other people’s moods and positions, insist on putting their own troubles on others, and insist on pouring out their privacy to others Know.Whether people want to listen or not.

For these annoying things, maybe you don't bother to pay attention to them at all, and you don't even want to listen to them, but you are afraid of causing unnecessary misunderstandings, so you have to be patient and reluctantly act as other people's "trash cans", and finally put yourself It's annoying. This practice of being someone else's "trash can" is wrong.Do remember that it’s fine if you have heard about other people’s private affairs, and don’t volunteer to get involved in the vortex of right and wrong, especially the emotional entanglements between husband and wife, and open and secret fights between colleagues, otherwise you will immediately become a "right and wrong". People", unable to retreat completely.

Of course, friends should care about each other's living conditions, but it is better to avoid some sensitive issues carefully. Don't rely on a temporary "sense of justice" to interfere with other people's housework, and don't be so boring as to be told by others The "trash can" of bitter water. Be deaf and dumb to your friends' family disputes, and don't ask the ins and outs of the matter, because once you intervene as an insider, you will be regarded as a natural "judge" by them, and there will be no peace from then on. If you don't want to mess with your emotions when a friend pours out these annoying questions to you, you have to find a way to say no.

When you meet someone who wants to invite you for a chat, you can say that you are very busy, no matter how poor he is, you will always use "too busy to get away" as an excuse. As long as you procrastinate, the other party will immediately shift the target to look for another "trash can". In this way, you can escape unharmed. If you really can't avoid it, then it is recommended that you "pretend to be crazy and stupid" at the right time, pretend that you don't understand what he is saying, and ask the other party repeatedly to make the other party feel that you are playing the piano against the cow, so look for another "listener".

In addition, you can also be absent-minded and focus on talking about the wrong things. If the other party is a smart person, they will stop them wisely. In addition, look for "unlucky ghosts" who can spit it out quickly, and you can take the opportunity to escape from the sea of ​​suffering. . 1. Confused is a kind of wisdom, whether you can pretend or not is even more wisdom. 2. You have to be clever in acting, and you have to act like a fool when you pretend to be a fool. 3. When resolving embarrassment, learn to design situations and actions. 4. You can pretend to be stupid to protect yourself, or you can pretend not to know in order to give others a step down.

5. It's not that the other party doesn't know your "stupidity", but that he pretends not to know out of gratitude.