Chapter 29 Twenty-nine, micro-wisdom fun

Speaking skills: There are two difficult things in life. One is to put the thoughts in your mind into the minds of others.The second is to take the money from other people's pockets and take it into your pocket.If the first of these two matters is resolved, the second will also be resolved.But how to solve the first one?Veteran diplomat Gu Weijun suggested: Persuade others to start like this: I believe you will agree with me—the wonderful thing about this statement is that you already believe in the other party’s IQ, so is he still willing to argue? American philosopher Dewey, Hu Shi and Jiang Menglin went to Xishan to play, and found a dung beetle on the way, pushing the mud ball up the slope.The mud ball pushed up and rolled down again, and the dung beetle pushed it up again, just like this, pushed up and rolled down, rolled down and pushed up again, and the dung beetle was very busy.Hu Shi and Jiang Menglin were moved and said: The perseverance and perseverance of the dung beetle are really admirable.Dewey said: Its perseverance is commendable, but its stupidity is pitiful.

Du Yuesheng once said to a literate friend: You used to be a carp, practiced for five hundred years, jumped over the dragon gate and became a dragon.As for me, I was originally a loach. I first practiced for a thousand years and became a carp, and then I practiced for five hundred years before I jumped the dragon gate.If the two of us fail together, you will still be a carp, and I will become a loach. If you say that I do things, how can I not be cautious? Tell a story about a stupid kid.When the child was 6 years old, his grandmother gave them two coins and asked him to buy soy sauce for one coin and vinegar for one coin.The child walks out, but forgets which coin should buy soy sauce and which coin should buy vinegar.I went back and asked my grandmother, and was scolded.When the stupid child grows up, he says: I am right, what we spend is ordinary people's money, we must not use the money to buy soy sauce to buy vinegar, and we cannot use the money to buy vinegar to buy soy sauce.The child's name is Jiang Jingguo.

Chen Jitong studied in France in the late Qing Dynasty.One day when he was going out, he was almost hit by a carriage, and the coachman insulted him.Chen Jitong scolded back in pure Paris dialect: Shout!Gou Li Nong!The Gou Li Nong that Chen Jitong scolded was the name of a French coachman who killed passengers, and it was specially used to scold the coachman.Chen Jitong actually knew about this, which greatly changed the French's impression of China... What is patriotism?Give your country face, this is called patriotism. Du Yuesheng once said: 1. People can be illiterate, but they must not be ignorant; 2. Think about yourself in the first half of the night, and think about others in the second half of the night; I don't mess with thieves; 5. Be careful to win the world, carelessly lose Jingzhou; 6. The way of life is all in one word of sincerity; 7. There are three bowls of noodles that are the most unpalatable in life, human face, scene, and affection; 8. Don't be afraid of being caught People use you, and people use you, which means you are still useful.

Mao Sui: Everyone knows the story of Mao Sui's self-recommendation.During the Warring States period, Mr. Pingyuan of the State of Zhao went to the State of Chu as an envoy to select personnel, and the disciples recommended themselves and persuaded the King of Chu, leaving his name in history.But soon the enemy army came to invade, Zhao Wang asked Mao Sui to lead his army to go out, and Mao Sui explained that he could not fight because of his sharp mouth.Zhao Wang didn't believe what he said, so he forced Mao Sui to go to the battlefield. As a result, Mao Sui had to commit suicide... It is wise to know people's strengths and weaknesses.

In the Ming Dynasty, Mr. Zhang Ge had a daughter, so he chose a son-in-law from among his three disciples.He first gave five hundred gold to each of the three disciples to let them go out, and then secretly ordered the three servants to lure the three disciples to the brothel.When the first disciple reached the door, he turned around and left, refusing to go in.After the second disciple went in, he only drank in the teahouse and refused to enter the room.The third disciple followed the woman into the bedroom... asked, which of these three people should be chosen as the son-in-law? Caihu: The rich man met an old Taoist and said: You have a big disaster recently. I will send you a Caihu. You can take it home. If the Caihu is still there tomorrow, you will be fine. If the Caihu leaves by itself, then you will be in danger.After all, the old Taoist handed over a tiger statue.The rich man was dubious, took the tiger home, closed the door and windows at night, and put the tiger on the altar.The next morning, the tiger on the altar really disappeared. The rich man went out to look for it, and found that the tiger was in a ruined temple, with the old Taoist...how did the tiger statue get back?

In the 30th year of Wanli, Shenzong of the Ming Dynasty was critically ill. The great scholar Shen Yiguan entered the palace and repented of his mistakes in his life. He especially ordered the eunuchs to go out of the palace and monopolize the mining industry. He sent an order to recall the eunuchs outside the palace.When the imperial decree was issued, Shenzong's health suddenly improved, and he ordered the imperial decree to be brought back. The officials refused to obey, and Shenzong was furious and wanted to kill... This Ming Shenzong knows what is right and what is wrong, but he will never do the right thing if he is alive.If you want to know the mind of those in power, this is an example.

Qi State in the Warring States Period had a lot of talents. There was Tian Ji and Zou Ji, both of whom were talents.Tian Ji defeated the enemy country and made military exploits.Zou Ji was very angry, so he sent someone to take the gold, and went to the fortune-teller and said: I am Tian Ji's family member, and the boss is going to do something big, so I can calculate whether it is good or bad.After the divination, Zou Ji sent someone to catch the fortune teller and beat him severely, and planted that Tian Ji was planning to rebel.Tian Ji had no choice but to flee... The enemy cannot defeat you, and the one who defeats you is yourself.

Kong Rong made pears reflect the traditional Chinese moral values ​​of respecting the elders and caring for the young, but Westerners use a completely different rule in dealing with such matters.Westerners don’t pay much attention to pears. If the pear has a size, the mother will hold up the big pear and say: Listen, children, you all want to eat this big pear, but there is only one big pear, what should I do?That's all right, mom divides the lawn outside the door into equal parts, and you all go to mow the lawn, whoever does it the fastest and best will get a big pear... Jiang Menglin went to study in the United States and found that there were many nude images on campus, and there were also many nude images in the reading room of the library.Jiang Menglin was puzzled, so he asked a professor of ethics, the professor thought for a long time, and said: These nudes are for female students to see, and girls will stop being coy after seeing this too much.Jiang Menglin felt that this answer was too ridiculous, so he figured out another answer himself: a perfect mind resides in a perfect body... tell me, is Jiang Menglin right?

Hu Shi said: People often say that Eastern civilization is a spiritual civilization, while Western civilization is a material civilization.This is a rumor fabricated by exaggerated and arrogant people to cover up our shame.All civilization has two parts, material and spiritual: the material is material, and the mind and faculties that use it are spiritual.The more complete and complex the utensils, the more spiritual factors there are.We cannot sit on a sampan boasting about spiritual civilization, but laugh at a 50,000-ton steamship as material civilization. It is not easy to become popular. It was written by the former Japanese Minister of Land, Infrastructure, Transport and Tourism Mabuchi Sumio, and it is also the motto of Yasuhiro Nakasone and others.It is not easy to be popular, it will not change, it is absolutely correct.The popular meaning is to appear rapidly and change constantly.Not easy to be popular means to grasp the unchanging origin in the social trend, and to grasp the changing factors around in the unchanging.To change is to remain unchanged, to remain unchanged is to change, and to be wise.

Su Dongpo, a great talent, was hated because of his talent, suffered a lot, and lived in Huangzhou.When I went to buy wine and drink, I met a mafia boss, who beat him to the ground, stepped on him and said: You don't even know who I am, so why are you messing around?Su Dongpo laughed on his stomach.After returning home, I wrote a letter to my friend and said: I am very happy, people finally don’t know me... It means: Don’t rush to let others recognize you, you only live for yourself.Find yourself and live in peace.