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Chapter 3 3. Security guards are all temporary workers

The security guards in Tianting are all strong and unemployed recruits, and they are all temporary workers.The hardest and most tiring work is theirs, and when they encounter troubles, they are usually blamed on them, but the good deed of commendation and rewards has never been touched.Despite this, the popularity of these security guards is still very high. There are 7 security guards in the southeast, northwest, and twenty-eight constellations in total, and they walk back and forth with batons every day.These twenty-eight security guards have been on duty in Tianting for a long time. Although they have never become regulars, they have become famous: Jiaomujiao, Kang Jinlong, Ditu raccoon, Fangritu, Xinyuehu, Weihuohu , Kei Shui Leopard, Doumu Xie, Niu Taurus, Female Earth Bat, Xuri Rat... There are also Jingmu An, Ghost Jinyang, Liutu Deer, Xingri Horse, Zhangyue Deer, Winged Fire Snake, Zhenshuiworm, Kui Timber wolf, Loujin dog, Weitu pheasant, Pleiades rooster, Bi Yuewu, Cihuo monkey, Shenshui ape, Weiyueyan, Shihuo pig, etc., are all strange animals.

Zhou Dian walked forward and met Shi Huozhu head-on: "Stop, Zhou Dian, why did you come up to the heaven again? Don't you know that this place is forbidden for ordinary people?" Zhou Dian lost his smile: "Brother Pig, don't make fun of your buddies, none of us know who...By the way, Brother Zhu, you are obviously a pig, but you are called a room fire pig. You roast it with charcoal fire every day. Why are you roasting so much?" Haven't baked it for many years?" Shihuozhu said disdainfully: "Zhou Dian, I'm not talking about you, it's a shame to be uneducated. I'm a composite life form under high temperature... Forget it, you won't understand me if I tell you."

Zhou Dian nodded, and asked with a smile: "You are Shihuo pig, you are a pig after all, but that Ditu raccoon, he is obviously a pile of dirt, how could he become a twenty-eight constellation?" "Do you understand?" Shihuozhu reprimanded: "I heard that life came from the ocean to the land, right? Although Ditu raccoon is a pile of clay, but people are organic and fresh life, how about being a security guard in the heavenly court?" Is it? Are you not convinced?" "Take it, take it..." Zhou Dian lowered his eyebrows and said, "According to what you said, the Ditu raccoon dog is a living clay, and the Kui wood wolf is a wooden wolf. It should be a living log, right?"

Pooh!Shihuozhu spit out fiery saliva: "Kui Mulang is called a plant wolf, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand..." "Yes, yes." Zhou Dian walked around Shihuozhu cautiously, but his mind was full of confusion: "This is the first time I've heard of a plant wolf. How is it different from a vegetable?" Thinking in his heart, Zhou Dian walked to a door, and saw the words on the door: Duty Fairy Kui Mulang... Zhou Dian was suddenly happy: "Hahaha. It turns out that Kui Mulang is in this duty room. Come and see what this plant wolf looks like?"

Pushing open the door, Zhou Dian took a look into the room, and immediately gasped. I saw that there was no one in the room, deserted and deserted, only a huge root carving. This carving naturally formed a strange shape. It looked like a dragon and a wild wolf. To be sure, it was just It's just a root carving of a weird creature mixed up with a snake and a wolf. Why isn't Kui Mulang in the duty room?Why did he put such a strange root carving in the house?Zhou Dian was puzzled, walked over to look at the carving carefully, but found that the carving was alive, although the wooden veins on its body were clearly visible, but blood was slowly flowing out from the carving's mouth.

Tick-tick-tick, blood fell to the ground drop by drop, Zhou Dian was so frightened that he couldn't help but yelled: "It's terrible, come to God, Kui Mulang... something happened to him..." Hearing a "crash", a lot of security guards from the Heavenly Court ran over, what kind of horned wood Jiao Kang Jin Long Di soil raccoon house sun rabbit heart moon fox tail fire tiger Kei water leopard bucket wood ox ox Taurus... Qing Yishui The star monster crowded at the door of the duty room and yelled: "Damn, this Kuimu wolf is really not a joke, and he slipped away to the earth to fool around again. I bet he went The earth, I definitely want to get an emperor to do it... Do you want to bet? Bet one loses ten, and the market will open immediately..."

Zhou Dian stared and listened for a while before he understood.It turned out that this Kuimu wolf had put his plant wolf body in the duty room, and his spirit had already transformed into a mess on the earth.According to this meaning, Kui Mulang wants to go to the earth to be the emperor...the emperor...Zhou Dian paid attention: "People are floating in the rivers and lakes, and they have to hang out with the emperor. The worst thing they can do is make a general." ..." Thinking in his heart, he asked Fang Ritu beside him: "You son of a bitch, since Kui Mulang has gone to Earth... what should he look like?"

Fang Ritu replied: "Kui Mulang's virtue, who doesn't know? You can see it clearly, isn't it just a super huge jaw, which is hooked and barbed from the jaw. If you walk at night and suddenly If you run into him, you will definitely short-circuit your nerves. If you look carefully, he was reborn in the family of Zhu Wusi, a migrant worker in Fengyang, Anhui this time. He has no vision..." Zhou Dian looked at the eagle carefully from bottom to top, and just when he looked up to see the huge chin, he accidentally saw a drop of blood dripping from Kuimu wolf's chin, and suddenly he felt the flames burning his body, like a huge ball of flames , shot towards Zhou Dian fiercely, and when Zhou Dian let out a miserable howl, he was hit head to foot by the fire, and he traveled through time and space of an unknown number of light-years in an instant, and fell straight to the surface of the earth.

The twenty-eight constellations were startled, and swarmed to the edge of the heaven, looked down, and yelled: "I bet that when this guy falls, his head will definitely be smashed, bet one pays six, Anyone who gambles..."
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