Chapter 2 2. A manure digger came to heaven

Speaking of the Eastern Han Dynasty—the Eastern Han Dynasty?Is there a mistake?Doesn't it mean North Korea?That's right, during the Eastern Han Dynasty, there was a Huainan king Liu An, who once wrote a book "Huainanzi", which has been passed down to this day.Speaking of which, this Liu An, after writing "Huainanzi", suddenly felt that the life in the world was too lacking in sentimentality, so he got a small stove, made a lot of pills, and squatted in a small dark room every day to refine them. Here comes the elixir.Not long after, the elixir was refined, and Liu An held it in his hand, slippery and rolling, put it in front of the tip of his nose and smelled it, it was fragrant, red and fresh, and after swallowing it with a gurgling sound, he felt refreshed and full of bones Light, Liu An has already taken off into the sky like a hydrogen balloon.Due to the powerful medicine, not only Liu An rose into the sky, but also flew into the air with the family's chickens, ducks, geese, dogs and houses.

The success of Liu An's alchemy was not only due to his own attainment of Taoism, but also chickens, ducks, cats and dogs. This story has remained in the Chinese idiom since then, which is called: one person attains Taoism, and chickens and dogs ascend to heaven. But when he ascended to the sky and reached the heavenly court, Liu An immediately regretted it. why? Because, after Liu An went to the Heavenly Court, he discovered that the number of establishments in the Heavenly Court had been overstaffed, the organization was inflated, and things were superfluous.There is only one job vacancy in Nuoda’s heaven——dung digger.As a result, Liu An worked so hard that he went to the heaven to dig out the dung—the most terrible thing is that once the dung is removed, it will last forever. You can't ask for leave to rest, there are no rotations, no holidays, and you are not even allowed to resign. Why bother to say Liu An?

Liu An is depressed, but no matter how depressed he is, he can't get emotional and stop working, otherwise there will be as many gods and gods as his boss, and they will all criticize him.Liu An had no choice but to close his eyes and shed tears. From then on, he worked in the front line of the cesspit, conscientiously, conscientiously, and never took out the excrement.As the saying goes, there is no Jiazi in the sky, and the years are unknown; with a sound of Huainanzi, tears fall in front of the pit.In the blink of an eye, Liu An has spent two thousand years digging out manure in the heavenly court.It is said that one day, he was squatting in front of the cesspit, pinching his nose, when he suddenly heard a creaking sound, turned his head and saw that the gate of the heaven was pushed open from the outside, and a head poked in: "Hey! Do you want to sell the extra pills?"

"Sell, sell, sell your mother's head!" It turned out to be an interstellar traitor.Liu An cursed angrily, and continued digging out excrement.But the interstellar master came closer: "Is there no pill, but is there any magic talisman?" "Get out!" Anyone who has spent two thousand years of dung can only be more angry than Liu An, not less. Seeing that Liu An was very angry, the star-crossed master curled his lips: "What are you so stupid? Didn't you just pick up a lot of dung? Let me tell you, my name is Zhou Dian, and he is a loose fairy in the world. Don't look at the fact that you don't have a registered permanent residence in heaven, but you can live a good life." It's much more nourishing than you..." As he spoke, Zhou Dian, the master of the interstellar world, left Liu An and went to chat with the security guard at the gatehouse of Tianting.

Liu An didn't recognize Zhou Dian, so he couldn't be blamed, because Liu An went to heaven too early, and because he was busy digging out excrement, he didn't have time to study, and he had never seen Master Jin Yong.In this book, Master Jin Yong described the most mysterious Mingjiao in China at the end of the Yuan Dynasty.In this Mingjiao, a large number of strange people have gathered, including the Zishan Dragon King, the Blue Winged Bat King, the Golden-haired Lion King, the White-browed Eagle King, and the five scattered members of the Mingjiao. Among the five members of Mingjiao, Zhou Dian is the one who worries the most.

It is said that Zhou Dian is a man with a bad brain and not too good at martial arts. He often fights with famous and decent people, and he loses more and wins less... These strange stories written by Jin Yong are not his own. It was copied from Zhu Yuanzhang.Zhu Yuanzhang was the founding emperor of the Ming Empire, but he was also an outstanding young man who loved literature and a great biographer.He not only wrote a biography for himself, but also wrote a special "Zhou Dian's Biography" for this Zhou Dian, which described a series of weird contacts between him and Zhou Dian... This "Zhou Dian's Biography" is also the same. It is also collected in the history of the Ming Dynasty as official history, and all historians must carefully ponder it with their eyes closed-but except for the hero Jin Yong, no one has figured it out.

Why can't everyone figure out a Ziwu Maoyou? Because... Maybe... All in all, Zhou Dian, whose date of birth and death is unknown, the place of birth is unknown, and the names of his parents are unknown, but he was a living weirdo in the early Ming Dynasty.He haunted the early Ming Dynasty and had a close relationship with Zhu Yuanzhang.So, why did he make friends with Zhu Yuanzhang? The reason is in this story——he was actually fine and went to heaven to become an interstellar traitor, but whether the existence of heaven or not is still unknown. How do you think historians think about this?

In fact, speaking in modern language, Zhou Dian is an alien who has traveled through time and space. Sometimes he wanders around the earth, and sometimes he comes to the planet Tianting to resell some talisman pills.It is precisely because his experience is so weird that Zhu Yuanzhang wrote his biography for him himself, and it is precisely because of his strange whereabouts that historians avoid him far away, for fear that he will not be able to make a name for himself and ruin his own dinner. of making a living. But Zhou Dian doesn't care about you so much, no, he came to heaven again.