Chapter 62 12. Dirty style

But it is said that the wife of Shou Wang, Yang Yuhuan, was forced by the court to divorce her husband. Gao Lishi took her to a strange thatched cottage in the palace: Xiao Yang, guess what place this is? Yang Yuhuan was apprehensive, looked left and right, and the more he looked, the more wrong he looked: This place...is definitely not a place for serious people... You are really smart!Gao Lishi yelled happily: "You can guess right, this is the emperor's office, it's really not a place for serious people to stay...Suddenly he pushed Yang Yuhuan hard on the back."With a wow, Yang Yuhuan slammed into the arms of a strange old man, and Yang Yuhuan screamed in fright: Come on, help, there is a big pervert here...

Li Longji laughed loudly: What Aifei said is absolutely true, I am the emperor, am I not the biggest pervert in the world?Now you, a weak and beautiful lamb, fell into the mouth of an old pervert like me. From then on, human history should leave romantic poems again, hahaha... This is how the dirtiest thing in history happened.It is conceivable that when Yang Yuhuan was pressed under the body of her 60-year-old husband, the grievance, the awkwardness, and the indescribably uncomfortable feeling, there is really no way to mention it. What should I do?Why don't you just get a knife and stab this dirty old man?

But stabbing people is not something that ordinary girls can do.What's more, Li Longji is not easy to stab. Although he is just a bad old man, everyone inside and outside the palace thinks that he has the privilege of doing whatever he wants. According to everyone, he raped his daughter-in-law. The blessing of her, Yang Yuhuan, if you, Yang Yuhuan, don't agree, there will be an overwhelming line of women longing for Li Longji's one-night stand... The most terrible thing is that once Yang Yuhuan entered the palace, she was completely out of touch with normal society. There were so many women in the palace, all of them looked at her with envy.After being stared at by this fierce gaze for a long time, Yang Yuhuan's thinking was gradually distorted: Well, it seems that I am still attractive. There is only such a man in the world, but I met him. better than nothing...

There is only one man in the palace, which is the decisive environment to change Yang Yuhuan's mind. But Yang Yuhuan was still unhappy. After all, he had slept with a handsome guy before, and now Li Longji, a wicked old man, hid the handsome guy... Or else, let's play chess with the old man. It is said in the poems and books that Li Longji is a musical genius, and that he is proficient in all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.But in fact, Li Longji's emotional intelligence is very low, and he doesn't understand anything. It's just that he is the leader, no matter how bad the chess game is, everyone shouted loudly: good chess, really good chess...

Hearing this kind of roar a lot, Li Longji, a bad chess player, really thought he was a chess genius. But Yang Yuhuan unceremoniously exposed his genius dream. "Minghuang Miscellaneous Records" records that the unlucky old man Li Longji met the cunning little girl Yang Yuhuan, and the two squatted on the ground to play chess.At this time, a Lingnan white parrot named Xue Yi Niang flew over, crackling and pecking at the chessboard, so everyone started again... Unexpectedly, one day, Li Longji realized that he was about to lose again, and hurriedly yelled, Xueyi Niang!The white parrot fluttered its wings and was about to jump down on the chessboard, but there was a sudden sound outside the window, and a majestic eagle rushed in suddenly, grabbing the parrot with its claws like steel hooks: I call you again! Fucking chaos!Bang bang bang a few mouthfuls, pecked Xue Huaniang's skull into pieces, and she died.

When Li Longji was dumbfounded, the eagle sneered and flew out of the window again. Who did it? Who else? The mastermind of the murder was 100% done by the girl Yang Yuhuan.But Li Longji didn't dare to pursue it. He was afraid that the girl would be angry, so he shed old tears and held a national funeral ceremony for the parrot.So that in the Yuan Dynasty, there were poets who talked about this kind of nonsense, such as Yang Weizhen, a poet of the Yuan Dynasty, wrote a poem saying: "Jin Yujin received Qinghaijun, and Jinlong first released Xueyi Niang... and so on. In short, Yang Yuhuan, the reluctant little girl, had a hard time with the old man Li Longji.