Chapter 61 11. The emperor likes heavy flavors

Concubine Wu died, Li Longji spoke highly of Concubine Wu's political contribution, and pursued her posthumous posthumous title as Queen Zhenshun, which fulfilled Concubine Wu's dream of being a queen after her death. After the memorial service, Li Longji grabbed Gao Lishi, his trusted eunuch, and asked: Do you know where there are women?Quickly find some for me. Gao Lishi said: "Women...the palace is densely packed with darkness, isn't it all there?" Li Longji gasped: "Old Gao, what's wrong with you?"I'm talking about women with outstanding talents and unparalleled beauty, all the old working girls in the palace, most of them are older than I, do you want it for you?

Gao Lishi said: Oh, it turns out that His Majesty wants beautiful and talented women, there are some, there is a talented woman in Fujian, Jiang Caiping, who is the overlord of our Tang Dynasty poetry, she is so beautiful when she writes poems, she is so beautiful , Your Majesty, come to see her poem... Li Longji pushed Gao Lishi away: I said, what's wrong with you, Lao Gao?Why are you showing me poetry?I want a woman! So Gao Lishi immediately borrowed travel expenses and went to Fujian on a business trip. He called the local urban management department, shouted, and rushed into the house of the poetess Jiang Caiping. He couldn't help but pick up Jiang Caiping, who was screaming in fright, and sent him to the palace. .

Li Longji was overjoyed, climbed onto the bed, and said to Jiang Caiping: Your name is Jiang Caiping. It is obvious that you like light tastes, but I like heavy tastes. Well, you are not allowed to be called Jiang Caiping in the future, but Mei Fei , Caiping is light, plum blossoms are strong, and you will gradually adapt to the reality... From then on, Concubine Mei is the only favorite, leaving another good story in the Ming and Tang Dynasties. Li Longji was very excited to snatch Jiang Caiping, a beautiful woman from the poetry world, so he thought about holding a grand party in the palace to let the whole world know how happy his old age was. The PARTY was held soon, and high-ranking court officials and beauties of noble families lined up in an endless queue and entered the palace mighty and mightily.Li Longji sat high on the dragon chair, condescending, giggling in his heart: Look at you old gangsters, which of your women can be as beautiful as my woman?Let me tell you, Lao Tzu's woman... Suddenly his happy face froze, his mouth opened wide, his eyes protruded, and he stared straight at a girl in the line.

little girl. At this time, the girl was only sixteen years old, and Li Longji was already in his sixties, so no matter how you say it, the girl was still a child, and Li Longji belonged to the generation of respected grandparents. But Li Longji's eyeballs were still protruding, and his saliva overflowed for a long, long time.It wasn't until Gao Lishi reminded him that he snorted, swallowed his saliva, and then asked Gao Lishi: "Old Gao, that girl, that girl over there, whose family is it? Why haven't I seen it before?" Gao Lishi stretched his neck to take a closer look, and said with a smile: Oh, that's Princess Shou.

Li Longji: What is Shouwang? Gao Lishi: The King of Shou is Li Mao. Li Longji: What does Li Mao do? Gao Lishi: Li Mao is... your son. Li Longji: Do I still have such a son? Gao Lishi: Yes, yes, if you don't believe it, you can check it out. Li Mao, the king of longevity, is your sixteenth son. impossible!Li Longji categorically denied: Why don't I remember this happening? You don’t remember that’s because...Gao Lishi explained with difficulty: that’s because King Shou’s biological mother was Concubine Wu, but because the three children born before Concubine Wu all died mysteriously, and he was afraid that something would happen to this child, sent him out of the palace...

Sent out of the palace... Li Longji pondered and said: According to what you said, then this birthday king is probably a fake. Think about it, how can you prove that he is the child who was sent out of the palace back then?Maybe, that child died a long time ago, and now this guy is pretending to be Shouwang and sneaking into the palace, it's clear that he is plotting something wrong.What are you dawdling about, Lao Gao?Hurry up and order someone to arrest this guy and beat me to death... Don't, don't, don't... Gao Lishi hurriedly stopped: Your Majesty, I know what you mean, don't you just want to occupy your daughter-in-law?But there is no such way to rob a daughter-in-law, so why are you rushing like this... Okay, okay, I will stop talking, anyway, Your Majesty, you can leave this matter to the old slave, and the old slave promises to let you You get the daughter-in-law of King Shou, okay?

The next day, Gao Lishi led a group of thugs into Shouwang's mansion: Is Shouwang at home?Oh, you're at home. I'm here to tell you something. Didn't you say that you and Concubine Yang have a bad relationship after getting married and always quarrel?Well now, the imperial court has made a decision to approve your husband and wife to divorce immediately... King Shou was dumbfounded when he heard this: Eunuch Gao, who did you hear that our husband and wife have a bad relationship?I can really talk nonsense, let me tell you that our relationship is very good... Okay, your size, okay, Gao Lishi's face sank: Why are you staring and talking nonsense, kid?The imperial court has approved your divorce, so why are you talking nonsense that the relationship between husband and wife is good, what am I doing here?Stop talking nonsense, call your wife out, and follow me right away!

King Shou just watched helplessly as his beloved wife was forcibly taken away by a group of eunuchs.He was distraught and indignant, looking up to the sky and mourning: God, what kind of world is this? Open your eyes and have a look, look, is this world still a fucking place for normal people? This poor fellow soon disappeared from history. Some say he died of depression, and some say he was forced to die of depression.But no matter what, he must have been very depressed before his death, and according to his father Li Longji's spicy style, he would definitely let the child break through the highest limit of depression before he died.

In short, Yang Yuhuan has finally come, and our Kaiyuan prosperous age has entered its bleakest time.