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Chapter 33 Chapter Thirty-Three

my abnormal life 洪晃 1506Words 2018-03-16
Liu Sola talks about bitch production (3) Women are often masters at covering up the truth. A man has just made one detour, and a woman has already made ten detours. After the detour, she immediately pretends to be innocent.Seeing this kind of woman more, I think Hong Huang is more valuable. However, Hong Huang, a big girl, does not know how to pretend to be tender. Instead, she wants to open her mouth in front of the public, swearing and talking savagely, scaring good men to death, and the dominatrix also retreats.As long as she sees people, she will go crazy, her words like shooting, and her reckless behavior will make people have heart attacks. I don't know what kind of fairy she is.Just thinking about it, she has gone home and replaced it with someone else.The other Hong Huang has a lazy, sexy, coquettish, easily moved, dark romantic complex... Although Hong Huang is a fashion magazine, she doesn't pay attention to her clothes, and is very proud of her slovenly appearance.Her dressing style is chaotic, sometimes it is a Beijing-style mess; sometimes it is an American-style sweatshirt and sportswear; There's something decadent about it; worst of all is her businesswoman image, encased in a suit, as if she's been on the wrong drug and has dementia.Fortunately, no matter what she wears, what conquers others is her fast-moving brain and sensitive tongue.

Hong Huang desperately sells cosmetics, but he firmly opposes makeup.She is allergic to makeup.When we were doing "movies" together - or rather "movies" "shooting" us, she had to wear a lot of makeup every day and got a pimple on her face.Her heavy make-up look, like a Shanghai movie star in the 1930s, has a strict and strict look, without her temperament. Maybe it's because she's used to seeing the big round nose on her face, if it suddenly becomes slender, it won't be Hong Huang.Every day after the big round nose was drawn slender by the makeup artist, Hong Huang disappeared. Hong Huang in the movie couldn't tell a joke because the big round nose was gone.

It can be said that everything about Hong Huang depends on that big round nose, without it, Hong Huang would not be Hong Huang but someone like Mei Lajuan.The big round nose in the center of the face determines her destiny and heart, when she shrugs her nose, there are jokes coming out; the nose is like a totem when the face is stretched. The human nose is the central console for resolving all disasters for human beings. How can we paint black shadows around it to change its image?In the future, if a makeup artist wants to apply makeup to Hong Huang, please remember not to deform her nose. If you make it slender, Hong Huang's thinking will be deformed accordingly, and we will lose a smart woman.

There are thousands of beautiful women in this world, especially in the era of popular cosmetics, it is very easy to create beautiful women.But smart women cannot be made, but one of the wonders of the world.One of the ways to protect smart women is to protect their nature. For a long time, it was all gossip.Once, Hong Huang fell ill and suddenly collapsed at the dinner table. I sent her home and called Xiaoping.Xiaoping was in the countryside, and he was rushing back all the way, but he encountered heavy fog and the road was difficult to walk. He was anxious and begged me to send Hong Huang to the hospital.As he spoke, Xiaoping burst into tears.Here, Hong Huang couldn't go to the hospital without Xiaoping... Later, the two cried about their love on the phone, and they couldn't bear to hear it.I remembered what my husband loved to say when I was sick: What are you pretending this time?I hurriedly called him to reprimand him for learning from Xiaoping.I publicized this matter again, causing all the women to question their husbands. After a long time of trouble, Xiaoping's attitude was the common pursuit of all women.

Thinking about it the other way around, Hong Huang is definitely not the kind of woman who loves to make troubles, and of course she can get Xiaoping's desperate attention when she has a rare illness.If she threatened her with illness when she was fine, then Xiaoping would definitely rather make a sculpture of a villain. Of course, I am not the kind of person who pretends to be sick when nothing happens, but compared to Hong Huang, I must be a little less simple.Sometimes a person's illnesses are too frequent, mixed with mood swings, to lead to suspicion of hidden motives to threaten others.

And Hong Huang, a silly elder sister, is sick when she is sick, and has nothing to do with psychology.It seems that she is usually as strong as a cow, and if she is sick, she is really sick.If there is such a silly girl, of course there will be an idiot brother. Hong Huang once said to himself: When I retire, the first thing I do is to travel and write.Where to go?Like she said it was Nepal or something.Write her like a hippie on the left, write her like a hippie on the right, don't let her fool me, she is a hippie! As I was writing this, a girlfriend came to me wearing a pair of stockings without a crotch, saying that it was a popular style this year.I laughed and said that these were sex socks, not company manager socks, and besides, her underpants were not in the right place.She yelled and took off the socks, saying that there was absolutely no knowledge about socks, why was there no explanation in fashion magazines?Why is there no description in fashion magazines?Ask Hong Huang.

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