Chapter 2 Prelude to Memory Fragments About Campus

Prologue One Mobilization This is a seven-day holiday, which is called "Golden Week". Your task is to spend these seven days in a very busy and tense way. How to pass this golden week and design a reasonable play plan is really not fun at all.Some people are planning long-distance raids, some are preparing to sit in the capital, some have designed a travel plan that allows the body to travel far away, and some are planning a mental journey to relive their feelings. What I propose is: take advantage of this long vacation when everyone is free, let us get together with old classmates and friends from the past!

How are you feeling now?Is it joy and sorrow, or an unknown sorrow?This is Li Zongsheng's world.What I think of is an old song by Zhang Hongliang: "Broken Guitar · Bad City · Want to Go Home". The three images in the title of the song can sum up our current mood. A broken guitar is your youth that is no longer romantic.You are now in your thirties, your stomach is like a lid on your belly; you look so well-informed that nothing can turn you on; the expression on your face is getting more and more tacky, just like when you were young Like the most annoying. Back then, you dared to sing anything, even if you were tone deaf; you dared to do anything, even if it wasn’t an adventure, you had to applaud yourself; you felt that everything was new, and you expressed heartfelt admiration for things worthy of your love .

You were once so young, you were so young that you even envied yourself; you were once so stupid, so stupid that only those who were foolish with you have the nerve to mention it. Play the old guitar, can you still sing? The city isn't bad, it's just a bit congested.But it is also not the golden paradise you imagined. What is rotting is your distant past and unfulfilled dreams.You have a house and a car, but you don’t have the high-spirited feeling of your brothers walking on the road; you can afford everything, but you start to worry about your body and fatty liver; When you read ", you felt that you had the whole world. Now you seem to have a lot of things, but when you open your hands, what do you really have?

There is no dream of yours in the city, but you can't escape.You have to live here solidly and become one of them. You have no energy to say that you have no energy. Want to go home, but you have no home to return to.You can't find your home among the densely packed high-rise buildings. For those living in Beijing, who would dare to say that this is your hometown? The youth we spent together and the days we grew up together are the spiritual hometown we can never go back to. In this long holiday, come to a short gathering, let us get together, even if we don’t say anything, just sit silently for a while, laugh silly for a while, and make wild noises for a while.

Leave your thoughts in the pile of empty wine bottles, and then life will continue, treating a foreign land as a hometown, and exile as a voyage. prologue two collection In fact, everyone really wanted to get together, but no one came forward to make arrangements.When you can't bear it anymore, you stand up. As the convener of the party, you must first let everyone unify their thinking and realize your supremacy as a party convener and the authority that all actions are under your command.Even if you think you are a scumbag, you are also a scumbag from a giant panda, honored and protected.

You must remember to invite the head teacher of the year and those teachers who are highly respected, even if he caught you cheating in the exam or sentenced you to fail in school.Teachers will value invitations to parties more than you will, and will perform acts of passion that you definitely didn't expect. Do a good job in the preliminary preparations, survey the driving route twice more, and ask students who know some knowledge of surveying and mapping to draw a road map to avoid making driving directions that are diametrically opposed to each other. We should do some work in advance, such as printing the classmate address book, and let them fill it out when they come to report, and then quickly find someone who is familiar with office software to organize and print it, and send it to everyone after copying.Any idea of ​​"let's talk about it after dinner" is absolutely wrong and will only make your water-tight plan leak.

If the name is not correct, the words will not go well, and the party must also pay attention to "the teacher is famous", so as to arouse the enthusiasm of more people to participate.From this point of view, there is absolutely no excuse for not having a party. However, in fact, what we care about is not the reason, but the people who participated in the party and the days they spent together in that year.From this point of view, any pretext is omnipotent. For example: 10th anniversary of graduation, 10th anniversary of reporting at the university, 5th anniversary of internship, 15th anniversary of the Chinese Olympic football team breaking out of Asia, 3rd birthday of daughter, 6th wedding anniversary, quadruplets for pet dog, or, simply for today It's October 6th and the party.

We sincerely despise those who can't find a reason to party. Most class reunions adopt the AA system.Even though some of his classmates made a lot of money, they still had to give up the idea of ​​letting others pay for it alone, even if he was crying and clamoring to pay for it alone.We need to let his eyes that see too much money see that there are still people in the world who don't take his money seriously, and there are things in the world that make his eyes warmer than money. Based on the experience of gatherings in various classes in various places, students from other places usually need to pay for their own round-trip expenses, and students from Beijing chip in to meet everyone's expenses for eating, drinking and playing.

But you must be careful in the fundraising stage. Even if you have calculated the expenses of various aspects six hundred times, accurate to six hundred decimal places, you will still charge everyone more than what you calculated.In fact, there is not much money on average for each person, and you don't need to bear those unpredictable expenses silently-especially after everyone opens up and drinks, it is a bottomless pit. After graduating for so many years, many people have social status or connections. It is inevitable that some people will stand up and say that he can get sponsors without asking everyone to pay a sum of money, as long as other companies are allowed to have the naming rights for this party.This kind of idea of ​​taking advantage must be eliminated-unless you are willing to let your dinner be dubbed "Rongchang Anal Tai Banquet".

It is absolutely necessary to carefully understand the following kind reminders: Try to rent a bus as a group, and don’t let everyone drive there by themselves, otherwise the police who check for drunk driving will not be enough to get a ticket—if the students can drive in front of the police safely. In terms of material storage, in addition to cigarettes, alcohol, playing cards, mahjong, golden throat lozenges, chewing gum, film, video tapes, dry batteries, razors, etc. (the more the better), you must prepare a fluorescent Belt or waistcoat.You must know that there are always some students who will be late, or cannot find their way in the middle of the night. At this time, someone needs to wait patiently at the traffic arteries and direct the traffic.In the dark night, fluorescent items can prevent the person who receives the guests from becoming a kamikaze member.

Bring a radio and TV newspaper, and pay attention to see if there is a football game during the party, especially the Chinese team, so that you can relive the happy time of throwing beer bottles and shouting loudly. Bring a few classmates with O-type blood in case you need to fight with others. You must know that your high-spirited talk and out-of-key song joint singing will definitely arouse the indignation of the masses. Bring a muffler or a bit to put on the animal's mouth.When some students see their former lovers, under the instigation of alcohol, they are very likely to say things that destroy the stability and unity of their families. In this case, use these objects to shut them up. Bring some clothes that you don’t feel bad about throwing away, and let those students who vomit themselves like Harbin rime change into them. Find a classmate who has had enough of your humiliation and doesn't drink alcohol, wait for those who can't walk to retreat, and then clean the battlefield with the waiter.Consider finding a moving company to help him transport everyone's leftovers to a certain place. He really can't carry it alone. prologue three note Attention all students—— A should give himself some leeway.If the meeting time is three days in advance, then when you ask your wife or husband for leave, you must say one more day, or leave something alive, so as not to make it difficult to sell the leave when the meeting time is temporarily extended.You know, the meaning of a party is not to rehearse the expected feelings and projects, but to create all kinds of accidents, unexpected laughter and tears, unexpected leaving and staying. B Don't trust yourself.Even if you swear that you can't drink because you have fatty liver myocarditis, or consider yourself a never-smoker, don't drive there, don't treat fatty liver myocarditis as a big problem, and honestly accept it. Keep a pack of cigarettes in case you need it.You know, the point of a party is to make you into a different person than usual, a person who completely lets go of yourself.From another point of view, you should not humiliate those honest people just because you can drink a few glasses of wine. He is very likely to become a person named "Sakai". C Don't trust the convener.For example, there is a conflict between the driving route map and your memory. You can’t believe your memory, but don’t trust the convener’s advance map at this time. The most trustworthy person is the person who buys popsicles on the roadside.For another example, the convener said in a hype that everyone should have a copy of the photos taken, and that the recorded images should be made into VCDs, etc. Don't believe him, or bring your own camera or video camera.To leave a beautiful shadow, we can only rely on ourselves. D Before you get drunk, it's best to show your cultured side with both etiquette and righteousness.For example, when you meet old buddies, don't ask each other about their marital status, and don't even ask questions like "Is Xiaohong okay?"In this rapidly changing era, Xiaohong was his wife last year, and may already be his ex-wife this year.When you see a female student in your class, you must say: "You are so skinny", and you can even say sadly: "Why are you so skinny?!" -Of course, after you start drinking, this rule can be thrown away. In the back of my mind. Beijing students, please pay attention—— A Be a good host and warmly welcome guests, so you have to invite everyone to sit and play at your home for a while.But we must pay attention to the work of strengthening the walls and clearing the fields.Not only must the house be tidy and tidy, but it also includes taking the wife away, and it is best to let her live outside.You know, the open mouth between classmates is enough to destroy the image of virtue and art that you have built in her mind for many years.If you have pets at home, it is best to let your wife take them away. Even if the air metabolized by students who smoke and drink excessively does not kill it, it will turn its gentle personality into a violent temper.By the way, there are bookshelves.Take a good look at it, you must put away the books of someone you didn't know when you were in college, and hide them well, if he sees them, there will be a feud. B If possible, prepare some disposable tablecloths to spread on the sofa, and don't pay attention to any aesthetics, and leave the fragrant and beautiful covers there.When those drunken classmates arrive at your home, they probably don't even finish visiting your home's decoration style, so they will fall headfirst on the sofa.Next, it's time to vomit, and your couch and the land around it will quickly turn into a swamp. C In view of your host status, it is strongly recommended not to play mahjong at your home, unless you want to be a social philanthropist.If you really want to fight, the suggestion should be made by someone else, and you will be tired of making all kinds of unwillingness (you should also pay attention to how much is enough to avoid those people who believe it is true and cancel the suggestion). Attention foreign students—— A Generally speaking, foreign cities are more simple and honest than Beijing, so you may think of bringing some local products for students to enjoy and taste.Forget it, the city of Beijing is full of cold-natured people.$ ^Book*~网! &*$收*集.全@理，They won't be moved by the watermelon you worked so hard to memorize, but they have to ask carefully, won't it go bad?However, because the fertility of white-collar workers in Beijing is generally low, it is recommended that you must take photos of the next generation to humiliate them and let them see what is called a son, what is a daughter, what is a continuous blood, and what is a fire. pass. B Students who come to Beijing from other places must save enough money for the return ticket before going to the hemp desk, so as to avoid being unable to return home after being drawn.But if you are in a hurry, you may not be tempted to embezzle part of the money from the fare, and even say that it is a big deal to change the plane to a train.At this time, you must pay attention, your return ticket = train ticket + taxi ticket from the station to your home + instant noodles and ham money in the car, forget this, you have to taste the taste of walking for a long time with an empty stomach up. C Some students plan for a rainy day, worrying that they will not be able to stop the car if they lose, so they buy the return ticket or air ticket in advance.This approach is also very inappropriate.The reason is not only because the emotional reunion of classmates is enough to change your itinerary and make yourself stranded in Beijing, but also because Mashen prefers people with little righteousness.For you who came all the way to the meeting, the probability of a bumper harvest on the hemp table is much higher than that of a massacre. Therefore, the final result is very likely to be that you happily count the money that has become thicker overnight, The train ticket is changed to a plane ticket, or the economy class is changed to a business class, and you even have the idea of ​​traveling to a resort first—if those fighters give you enough sponsorship money.