Mowgli From the perspective of humanism, I believe that people have the right to deal with their own lives.A reporter asked a scholar at Peking University what his health regimen was, and the old gentleman replied happily: "Smoking, drinking, and playing mahjong." ,die young. This is their right. A friend fell in love with a girl back then, she loved to play mahjong, and she was extremely slender, and her Linglong jade fingers probably only had the strength to hold thirteen cards.They have been married for several years now, probably because of mahjong, but her figure is still devilishly slender, and she has become the envy of women who are worried about their weight.

This is his right. One day, a colleague warmly invited me to play badminton, but I declined. "I've never seen you exercise before." She said coquettishly. "Don't talk nonsense, I'm an athlete." "What?" She was as surprised as if she heard Li Bai quit drinking. "Mahjong and tractor are two items." I replied proudly. This is my right. Junior tour Now I can’t remember who was the first to introduce mahjong into the university dormitory. This issue also became one of the mysteries that were debated during our 10-year graduation party. Several people hoped that the organization would identify the preacher in the desert as him. Because of this, I blushed and had a thick neck.

The first mahjong we played was carved from bamboo, which is in line with its cultural origin and taste.By the next day, one pair was not enough.The other pair was picked up right away, probably eliminated by the family. Each card is made of green and white low-quality plastic. It consists of a shell, bonded together with inferior glue, hollow, and filled with high-quality sand to increase its weight.After a few laps, the sheets used as hemp blankets would be too uncomfortable for sleeping people, even hedgehogs. After reading the rules for two rounds and digesting the rules, I began to play with trepidation. The thirteen cards cannot be placed in a line, and they must be placed in several small fortresses in groups of three to make it clear.The first one I heard was Dongfeng against Liuwan. With my profound knowledge of mathematics, I immediately concluded that the probability of Liuwan appearing is far lower than that of Dongfeng. At that time, my chaotic brain could not remember these two calls. , I can only repeat a card of Dongfeng nervously in my heart like a lover's name, so when someone played 60,000, I didn't respond at all. After two laps, I regretted it so much that I wanted to sit back in the time machine in a science fiction movie. To the moment when the 60,000 card was shot.

In the next ten years of mahjong career, I was repeatedly tortured by a clumsy novice.In fact, I also tortured others in the same way that day - on the third lap after missing Liuwan, I personally grabbed Dongfeng in my hands. After confirming that it was correct, I wiped off my sweat to stabilize my emotions, and spread out the cards in the chic posture of other people's He cards, and the virgin He was born. Yongyule Back home during the winter vacation that year, I watched my father play cards with his neighbors. I sat next to him with itchy hands. After listening to the cards, I helped him draw the cards, and used the accurate feel to find out whether it was the one he needed.At that time, I was bastardly proud, but judging from my current mood, as a first-year university student, my proficiency in mahjong must have made my old father very distressed.

But at that time, my classmates and I were obsessed with mahjong, which cannot be replaced by anything else.Objectively speaking, this kind of fanaticism made our youth seem very frivolous, but judging from the boring student life at that time, mahjong was one of the few It's a lot of adjustments, unlike today's young people who have the Internet, DCD and video games to splurge on. They even have such a luxury that every dormitory has a telephone, and some of them even have mobile phones. Soon, mahjong became an absolutely indispensable part of our life, which can be seen from everyone's nicknames.After we had Mahjong, our nicknames quickly expanded from the original livestock, poultry, vegetables, and body parts to new content. For example, if a person is called "Tian Wugen", it clearly shows that this person is good at and Wutiao. When he played together he made sure to run out five of a kind early or cover it up late in the hand.

More than ten years have passed, and some classmates have turned into celebrities, but if those groupies know what they did in adolescence, the aura will definitely disappear.For example, a classmate who is regarded as a writer by others, his nickname is "Wang Sitong". It goes without saying that he is good at making four cakes.The well-dressed show host appears on the TV screen, but you may be shocked to know his nickname - leprosy - this disgusting title because he once looked like a man one night. Like a lunatic, he played seven times in a row. A certain IT hero brags to others about his experience of studying hard, but everyone who knows him knows that when he saw that it was okay for others to hit Zhang 40,000, he followed Zhang 70,000, and ended up ordering all of them. This is a great shame. It made him foam at the mouth on the spot, and after being pinched a few times, he continued playing.His laughing stock and professionalism became the topic of conversation for several weeks at that time, and even the girls talked about how extremely dangerous the 70,000 yuan was on the bed after the lights were turned off.

hate impermanence The hundred-year-old Shuren school does not allow us to play around like this, so the game of cat and mouse began like this.The struggle of the two lines continued throughout our college life. Wild fire, in spring.After mahjong was confiscated for the Nth time, Binbin and I were appointed by the organization to ride a bicycle to Haidian Town with the 100-jin food stamps that everyone put together, and brought back the N+1th set of mahjong at a bargain price of 90 jin. ——Food stamps were another general equivalent of that era, and many of our outfits were exchanged for this kind of hard currency, such as socks, electronics

Watches, and the authentic leather belt with the "Montagut" logo inlaid on the copper buckle and the word "Goldlion" printed on the belt. That night was a grand opening ceremony for the new mahjong, and several old mahjong masters were in charge of consecrating the new mahjong.Originally, this honor included me, but Binbin, who seldom plays usually, insisted on being the first one. This request was made when he carried me on his bicycle to change mahjong in the afternoon. I couldn't break my promise, so I had to sit by the side and help him Look at the cards. A novice's luck is always good, Binbin started with three West Winds in his first hand.I enthusiastically held West Wind in my hand and waited for Kong to let him sort out the other cards.At this time, Section Chief Zhang from the Student Dormitory Management Section appeared beside us...

The person was taken away, the cards were taken away, and only three cards of West Wind Flesh and Bone were scattered in my hand. With a single thought, the person who was punished changed from me to Binbin. This punishment seriously affected his assignment to the ideal unit when he graduated. But I was kind, and not only did I not gloat about getting away with it, but I also thought about Section Chief Zhang’s use of us. Playing mahjong with that new set of cards, how disgusting would it be to lose three West Winds?Or—send it to others? Chief Zhang, how many times has your thin and haggard figure appeared in the nightmares of thousands of boys?

Blurred robbery The first thing I did after I went to Beijing to go to university was to go to the zoo to fulfill my childhood dream; after graduation, a few classmates reunited, and the first thing I did was to yell in my room Played a few rounds of mahjong odd $ ^ book * ~ net! &*$collection*collection.organization@arrangement, fulfilled my dream in college—playing mahjong happily in an environment without fear. A few years after graduation, I met Section Chief Zhang who had retired.At this time, as an office worker, I was able to talk to him on an equal footing, but I still had lingering fears, so I invited him to play two rounds of mahjong to dispel the shadow in my heart.

"You students, you are really ignorant. Your conditions are so good, but you just don't know how to cherish them. Unlike us, there was nowhere to study..." At the dinner table, Section Chief Zhang started his earnest nagging again. , but this time we really listened, even though it was too late. School administrators like Section Chief Zhang often have wasted youth, so when they see prodigals like us, they get angry.Such people also include another section chief of another sister school, and such words were also said by this section chief in a male dormitory. The scene at that time was like this: He vaguely heard the sound of mahjong in the dormitory, so he knocked on the door.After declaring his identity, he waited for quite a while before he was invited in—there were only three people in the dormitory, and it didn't look like they were playing mahjong. After being emptied, he was a little disappointed, and he had to speak out his prepared lectures so as not to panic, so he sat on the side of the bed and started a painstaking ideological education with these three students. The difference is similar. What he didn't expect was that there were indeed four people playing cards in the room at that time.In order to falsify the scene, they were so desperate that they let a person climb out of the window and hold the window sill to hide. The section chief's Recalling Bitterness and Thinking Sweetness had just finished less than one-sixth of the way, when a scream came from outside the window... A student fell from the second floor and broke his calf. People who play mahjong have hand pains, eye pains, headaches, and heartaches. Since the autumn of 1989, there have been more leg pains after playing mahjong. Tasha line After graduating from university, I was assigned to go back to my hometown, and my constant mahjong friendship made me and a few college classmates come and go as if they were relatives. The general situation is like this, when I take the train to Beijing, there will be three or four solemn-looking people standing at the crowded exit of Beijing Railway Station (the bean curd dregs project of Beijing West Railway Station was not completed at that time), one of them Carrying a mahjong box like a briefcase, which contains one hundred and thirty-six well-know mahjong tiles and two crystal clear dice, waiting for me to come out, two Without further ado, I took a bus (taxis were rarely seen in Beijing at that time, and I couldn’t afford one, let alone a private car) to someone’s dormitory in Hepingli. People who come to friendship will look up and ask me: "Lao Liu, how many days will you stay in Beijing this time?" I also raised my head: "Hey, why is your face wrapped in gauze?" "Oh, I fell from drinking too much two days ago." Nothing to say all night. Xiaoqiang got excited and wanted to reject the appointment with his new girlfriend, so he took the time to make a call at the public phone and said in a worried tone: "Xiaohong, my classmate drank too much and is in the hospital. As for the needle, I have to serve him, you see..." The girl was deeply moved by this righteous man, she completely forgave him for breaking the promise, and expressed her admiration for him in a lingering tone. She was really a caring and kind girl. Half a year later, their good deed came to fruition. When I rushed to Beijing to congratulate her, she advised us to drink less alcohol: "Don't drink like that time and go to the hospital." [Odd. Booknet · E-book Download Paradise—Www.Qisuu.Com] "Hospital?" I scoffed at this advice, "How can I be admitted to the hospital because of my drinking capacity? Let me tell you, from puberty to menopause, I have never had any relationship with the hospital!" A dark cloud rose before my eyes. spoil the scenery When we first started working, time was as empty as money in our pockets, and we were so poor that we could only play mahjong. The progress of society is accomplished in this way: the price of a mobile phone is only enough to buy a digital BB machine in the past few years, but now the price of buying a mobile phone can almost buy a car after the price reduction.Back then, we could only afford digital BB machines, which was very inconvenient, and wisdom emerged out of such inconvenience. As long as a person feels numb, he will call his old numb friend. The digital message is 1003, indicating that the current state is one missing three.After the other party has responded, the next courtship signal becomes 2002 until 3001. There is a very strange law on the hemp table. Generally, those who take the initiative to play cards will definitely lose, and the victory belongs to those who are half-hearted, so when someone receives an invitation, they often have to build a chastity archway for themselves: "Oh, I I don't really want to play." In such a situation, you must not stalk, but say openly: "Then I'll find A Niu again." The man couldn't bear it anymore, but he still had to make a gesture: "Please beg me two more times." This bad habit is very popular. When I celebrated my birthday last year, I took my brothers to a resort to have a good night.As soon as I entered the room, I saw some men moving tables, some looking for rugs, some laying mahjong, and some preparing ashtrays, but they all twisted their buttocks and said coquettishly, "Actually, I don't want to play at all." Then, like a hungry person seeing bread, he rushed to mahjong. Hitting at dawn, we returned home after being exhausted, only to find that the resort had beautiful mountains and green waters, with winding paths leading to secluded places. Unfortunately, we met us who had no bones in our bodies. lost soul No one wants to admit that playing mahjong is an elegant activity, but I will mention a mahjong-related affair. Liang Qichao's image in people's minds is first of all a politician advocating reform. In fact, he is even more of a literary giant and mahjong enthusiast.When he lived in Tianjin, he wrote current commentary articles for several newspapers. At that time, the newspapers were about to go to press, and the people who urged the manuscripts were waiting beside him. He was still fighting on the hemp table like a predator.At the last moment, when the person who urged the manuscript scratched his head and was about to commit suicide, he pushed the card away, and wrote the article with the specified number of words in a single stroke without haste. When I went to Tianjin, I specially visited Mr. Liang's former residence "Ice Drinking Room".It was a small Western-style building. When I went there, it was already a large miscellaneous building with several families living there. I did find a room marked as "Chess and Chess Room" with a banner written by Lao Liang in it: "Walk your hands, and your writing will come bubbling." Standing there, seeing things and thinking about people, what's more gratifying is that although Liang's literary talent is hard to find, the sound of mahjong from the surrounding residents is endless, and it has a long history. Let's hear it for now.If he already holds five pairs of cards in his hand, I don't know if the old man is determined to get seven pairs at this time, or is it just a random small draw? Last year, I heard that relevant departments in Tianjin had started to repair the "Ice Drinking Room".For Liang Qichao, luck or misfortune? long parting When it comes to maintaining tradition, mahjong is of course a kind of national quintessence.There is a science fiction film in the United States called "Cocoon" (Cocoon), which describes a bizarre story between the elderly and aliens in a nursing home.In one scene, some old American men were playing mahjong, and suddenly a resounding word came out of the English dialogue: "peng!" Thinking carefully, this old man must be "touching" a pair of cards.Look, foreign mahjong vocabulary comes from us. Moreover, the vitality of mahjong among the people is so tenacious that no one needs to bother to protect it. Instead, it needs someone like Section Chief Zhang The point where people go to fight.When the "Four Olds" and the "Cultural Revolution" were broken, my grandmother had no mahjong to play, so she played cards with a few old ladies for more than ten years. Since the age of 60, my grandmother has basically dedicated her life to mahjong, but this does not affect her being a great person in my mind.With her thin body, she pulled together a large family, and brought up her children one by one, including me. The good life in grandma's heart may be playing mahjong happily, but it's a pity that such a good life passed away within a few years.On the day of the burial, my mother and her sisters placed a new set of mahjong next to my grandmother's urn. I believe that grandma’s paradise must be made up of mahjong. The room numbers are all mahjong names, and there are people who love to play mahjong. There is no need to eat and sleep, no one cheats, just play alone, and the background music in heaven is also mahjong The thud of shuffling. Later, I chatted with a friend. When her grandmother was buried, the family put a ready-made set in the grave of the old man to catch the "five chiefs" and clear one dragon. This is the most inspired and filial funeral I have ever seen. Thoughtful Mahjong is related to the philosophy of life, such as "cannon cards first", "be fat first, not fat, and then fat will collapse the kang".When you lose all your pants, those unreasonable fighters are still smiling and sending text messages to others: "There are a lot of money here, so come quickly." This kind of humiliation has been endured a lot, so don't look at Liu Yong Carnegie can naturally become a person who is sensible and peaceful. One late night, I was in the midst of a fierce battle with three people, and a moment destined to be recorded in the annals of history came. Connect kong and then kong to bloom - a card that is unprecedented to me. At that time, I wished I could pull my hair and jump into the air. I believe that many residents of that building and their pet dogs were echoed in the night sky by me. Howls of joy woke up. When I calmed down, seeing those three people looking at me indifferently, I immediately felt a chill in my heart - those who build their happiness on the pain of others will not end well. "We didn't make this kind of rule in advance." One person said with a smirk. The two nodded their heads like mice. If there are one or two spectators at this moment, and it is possible for them to help me say a few words, my victory is now in a situation where there is no one to applaud.I almost cried: "Brothers, I beg you, admit that I am a big name, you see how difficult it is for me." In the end, they held their hands high and counted me opening three kong (not three-in-a-row) and adding one kong to bloom. From then on, I understand that if a person who is too proud is surrounded by people who are frustrated because of his pride, then he may be abolished by the rest of the people.I learned to be an honest person. Seeing those corrupt officials and wealthy businessmen who are content to play with girls in front of laid-off workers, I can't help but sweat for them. big wind song Just like a person, if a person's brand name is very good, his character is not much worse.Among them was Tong Guogang. Although his father's name was Tong Tulai, Wei Xiaobao suspected that he would renege on his debts, but he played cards very readily. He is my idol. Just after the eighty-nine bridges were dismantled, the seven ones were caught later.Although I slapped myself angrily when encountering this kind of situation, I still kept reminding myself to be a person with a mighty style of cards. People with strong cards may not be rewarded, but those who are not powerful will definitely not be rewarded.A girl has a boyfriend.The first time I brought him home to meet my parents, the young man behaved fairly well, but unfortunately she didn't know that it was purely diplomatic mahjong and could not be taken seriously. As the days went by, this person's cards were exposed, and he had to hold a dangerous card in his hand for a long time, and he asked tremblingly: "Sanbing...is there anyone to fight?" Cake, this buddy may say: "I didn't say I want to beat it." Then take it back. Whenever she saw his useless appearance, the girl wanted to kick him into the old palace to become a eunuch. Every time I see such a person, I remind myself that if I have a son in the future, I must tell him to be a man of style; if it is a daughter, I tell her that at least I cannot marry someone who is not a man of style. . Leaving Soul Moon When a person talks about his mahjong history, he usually talks about his brilliant achievements, but in real life, mahjong is mostly composed of frustration. Cannon; For example, after you dismantled the side 30,000 and left 47 cakes, you grabbed four 30,000 pieces in a row; How many times you can't even open a bar, you have to doubt the unscientific nature of mathematical probability... One sand, one world, one tree, one bodhi, life is like this. Facing the adversity on the table, everyone showed different styles, some were mourning, some were trying to be calm, some were unmoved by the wind and rain, some made me unhappy, some were pointing fingers, some were pointing fingers at heaven and earth, some were feeling extremely sad Frustrated, some people began to doubt life. I usually lament: "My mother, your eldest son was bullied by them." The power of maternal love often brings her eldest son Xianyu back to life. The most extreme example happened to Lao Zhao.Playing mahjong at my house that night, he finally collapsed after experiencing a golden silence in the middle of the night. He walked to the window, opened the curtains, and wailed at the bright moon in the sky: "My sister Chang'e! You are so pitiful." Have pity on me, a lost lamb!" The moonlight is like water, quietly shining on all living beings like us. Congratulations to the groom Houses in Beijing are as precious to many people as giant pandas, and like giant pandas, they are also unaffordable.This makes the city seem impersonal. In other cities, it is not very difficult for a person to get a house.As soon as I got married, I divided the house, which made my friends in Beijing salivate and rushed to my house to celebrate.The new house is not easy to use. The small hall dedicated to the mahjong room is not particularly well-heated. It is like the open air. Everyone sniffs and plays mahjong all night with their scarves around their necks. By dawn, their legs are numb.I Invite them to a certain hotel for morning tea. It is warm inside, and after a long period of cold, everyone is itchy, like frostbite. This detail can be compared to the bandit fighters in "Lin Haixueyuan". Another time, my wife and I were walking downstairs after dinner, and saw a taxi parked in the distance, and Bin Bin, Xiao Qiang, and Lao Zhao came down to fight unannounced.I said to my wife, "How many people have you seen?" "Then where is the person? It's clearly three pieces of mahjong." The wife had a deep hallucination. That night, four mahjong gathered together and had a great time. A few years later, I returned to Beijing.The moment I got out of the car, I no longer felt like a piece of mahjong.This is the beginning of a busy and blind life. I blended into the flow of busy people in Beijing, and when I brought up the matter of playing mahjong, I already had more than enough energy but not enough strength, more than enough strength but not enough people, and more people but not enough time. Every day when I get up early and go to work, I occasionally see a few buddies with faces between stinky tofu and sauced tofu waving to stop a taxi on the road.Raise your eyes and see white pigeons flitting in the reinforced concrete jungle, and you will think of the leisure time with mahjong. Note (1) This article is the first of the "Memory Fragments" series. "Everyone has everything in his heart, but nothing in his pen" is a requirement for writing.In fact, many times when there is nothing in the pen, it is not that I cannot write it, but that I disdain to write it, or feel that it should not be written.From this article, I began to write some things that cannot be seen by many writers, that is, these memory fragments, most of which belong to the scraps of life.There are already so many elegant words, so there is no need to join in the fun. This article was widely circulated on the Internet, and many people also dismissed it as not doing business properly, playing with things and losing one's ambitions, and there were words such as "No wonder the 'sick man of East Asia'".What they say is not unreasonable, but it is by no means all the truth.As usual, I said six sentences to reply to those netizens.The excerpt here can be regarded as a defense statement for this small book: First, people who like to play mahjong do not play mahjong 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.A person who likes to play mahjong consumes his own time, and there is no need to feel sorry for anyone. Second, people who don't like playing mahjong may not necessarily be doing things that are beneficial to the national economy and the people's livelihood, physical fitness, and self-cultivation 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. Three, whether a person can play mahjong or not has nothing to do with taste, knowledge, romance, demeanor, and the philosophy and style of life that friends say.I've met many boring people, not because they like playing mahjong. Fourth, Liang Shiqiu's writing of "Ya She Tan Chiu" does not mean that he is a pure foodie; Lu Xun's writing of "Social Opera" does not mean that he does not go to Sanwei Bookstore to study except for watching operas; as vulgar as I am, if I write a This article does not mean that I can be included in the ranks of the upper class. Fifth, when it comes to each individual, no one can afford to change the fate of the "sick man of East Asia".It is a sign of social civilization and progress that everyone can live with confidence, instead of being easily blamed. What we lack is this kind of confidence. Sixth, I often see people accuse other people of how tasteless and unreasonable their lives are, and then they shout out how lamentable they are.For these people, I would rather cry than laugh.