Chapter 40 first quarter

Twist Ba: Awkward, paranoid, and one-sided, can't be persuaded to come back, derogatory meaning is different. For example: everyone is energetic during the day and sleepy at night (except for those who work night shifts for a long time); but a certain person is just the opposite, unable to open his eyes during the day, but becomes full of energy at night. Another example: As carnivorous animals, everyone salivates when they see chicken, duck, and fish; but a certain person is afraid to avoid it, has a sharp tongue, and only eats vegetables for three meals a day. This kind of person can be called "twisted".

I am such a person who is very twisted when it comes to eating, the most basic thing in life. I don't eat meat, I don't eat seafood, and I refuse all sticky and meaty foods. I don't eat meat, not because I'm a fanatical environmentalist.Although I also raise my hands in favor of afforestation, green water and green mountains.But I always believe that the fewer animals that pose a threat to humans in this world, the better.When I saw people sitting on TV chatting and full of sympathy for lions and crocodiles, I couldn't get angry at all. I felt that they were helping evildoers and had no sense of right and wrong.

I don't eat meat because my sense of taste is very keen. If I blindfolded and serve two plates of beef and mutton, and smell it, I can tell you that this is a cow and that is a sheep. Mutton is better than beef; The same is true for ducks, which are cooked, sauced, and then dried. Take a piece of each and put it in your mouth. After chewing, I can tell them apart, because ducks are a little bit fishier than chickens.Such a keen sense of taste has caused me to be very picky about food, and I have developed a habit of partial eclipse since I was a child.I don't eat meat, almost all meat is not eaten, and the dumplings stuffed with lean pork and vegetables are okay.I don’t eat crabs or shrimps. The animals in the sea only eat hairtail and yellow croaker. I have to add onion, ginger and garlic, and add cooking wine. I’m afraid that the cooking wine won’t be able to get rid of the fishy smell, so I have to add white wine “Erguotou”.Therefore, if a person who is not strong enough to drink eats the fish made by our family, he may walk awkwardly.If I were living in the jungle with jackals, tigers and leopards, even if the antelopes and zebras knelt down and begged me to eat them at mealtime, I would not even look at them.It's not because I'm kind and can't bear to hurt them, the reason is that I don't eat meat.Taking a step back, I can participate in hunting, but the most important thing is to participate. I would rather slap the prey to death with my claws than bite them.In this regard, the national treasure panda is somewhat similar to me. As a carnivore, its stomach is full of bamboo.

I don't eat bamboo. My favorite food is tomato, which is called tomato in foreign countries.I remember when I was young, in summer, my mother would pick a few tomatoes without scars and put them in the washbasin to cool them with tap water. The red persimmons were round and floated in the water with their buttocks up. When I came home from school, I picked one. It's big, with a hint of coolness, take a bite, and then suck the sweet and sour juice into your mouth, the feeling is not to mention how refreshing it is.In my youth, the temptation of tomatoes to me is no less than that of any supermodel (including Sophie Marceau, Shu Qi and Maggie Cheung).Here I would like to say that when making a comparison, I first thought of Maggie Cheung, and then I thought of Shu Qi. Both of them are comparable to the temptation of tomatoes. The decision to juxtapose metaphors.

When I was a student, I had two thoughts in a year: I look forward to winter in autumn, because I can wear a flocked hat, a big white mask, and five-eye cotton shoes with cord suede plastic soles; I look forward to summer in spring, because Can open up to eat tomatoes. There are many ways to eat tomatoes, which can be eaten raw or scrambled eggs with it.After swimming in the afternoon and going home, I mixed the leftover rice with crusty rice with the leftover scrambled eggs with tomatoes from lunch, and swallowed it whole. The sense of satisfaction and sense of achievement is better than the one I was named one of the "Top Ten Outstanding Youths" now. Also satisfied.As fall approaches, I get melancholy for the simple reason that tomato season is over.In order to keep the tomatoes gone, my mother and sister tried their best. They would boil the tomatoes to make a sauce at the end of summer when tomatoes were still cheap, and stuff them into beer bottles with chopsticks to seal them. Eat it in winter.I had a dream when I was in middle school, wai); but someone was just the opposite, unable to open his eyes during the day, but full of energy at night.

Another example: As carnivorous animals, everyone salivates when they see chicken, duck, and fish; but a certain person is afraid to avoid it, has a sharp tongue, and only eats vegetables for three meals a day. This kind of person can be called "twisted". I am such a person who is very twisted when it comes to eating, the most basic thing in life.