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Chapter 14 Odd `book` net `organizes, arranges, provides

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The next hundred crosstalk talkers came, all carrying parachutes, stood up, and waved to the audience. Wang: Ah. Guo: There are a few drilled out of the water here, all kinds of them. Here, hit this mountain stream, a mountain 30 meters high, jump off, carry a parachute, and stand still.In the end, I took a foreign car and pulled up a funny person, and said a word, "Viewers, I miss you so much".Everyone stood up, and said jokingly, "I have to say something, you have to turn it over for me." Wang: Oh. Guo: Everyone said, "Let's have a try." "I am very happy to wish you a New Year!" Everyone said together, "I am very happy to wish you a New Year!" After bowing, the cross talk was over.

Wang: Cough. Guo: Heh, I said this is my job, I can come here even if I don’t care enough, this, Wang: Exactly. Guo: Let me come, let me come to this.The director said it can't work now, these 400 people have their backgrounds, and if anyone quits, you will replace him, you know, you keep an eye on it.I watch every day, whoever is not coming, whoever is not coming, I will come.The scene is busy, thousands of spectators are sitting there, and I give them lunch every day, Wang: Oh. Guo: The chopsticks have to be broken apart in the hand, and after rubbing them, give them. Wang: Hey.

Guo: I'll pack up and send it off when I'm done. I'm responsible for everything on the spot. Here I deliver water when I'm thirsty, and I buy food there when I'm hungry.During the live rehearsal that day, a eldest sister gave birth to a baby. You said that this incident made me hate you. You almost gave birth to your family. There are thousands of people here. Wang: Exactly. Guo: I called a car, carried her to the car, and packed it up when I got back. It was all my business. Wang: Look at it. Guo: The opportunity came that day, Wang: What chance? Guo: For the cross talk with 400 people, at the beginning they all jumped down the mountain stream, and one person’s parachute broke.

Wang: Whoops! Guo: Crack!Fortunately, he fell to his death.I saw the truth, turned around and went to the director, I'll do it, I'll do it. Wang: Yes. Guo: You are late, the person who pushed him down has already taken his place. Wang: Cough. Guo: Do ​​you still make people live? , I am also responsible for giving birth to children. I take care of all these, Wang: Really. Guo: If I don't have a chance, give me money.You tell me, how do you know that you are too thin-skinned, you should learn to be thick-skinned first, too thin-skinned, do you want to go to the Spring Festival Gala? You have to be shameless, you know.

Wang: Hey. Guo: I asked if I could do it, I was ashamed.Don’t worry about being ashamed, learn it, what relationship do you have with the director, do you know about the relationship with the dog, if you give him the relationship with the dog, you go to him, you learn to have a thick skin, find a teacher, whoever has a thick skin you go to him .Who can teach me who is thick-skinned? Wang: Who is it? Guo: The eldest sister will do it when the baby is born on the spot.Hey, thousands of people watched him give birth, so thick-skinned. Wang: Yes. Guo: Yes, I went to find her. After scanning and listening, I went to the hospital. When I arrived at the hospital, she was sitting there crying, hehehehe.The nurse also advised, "Don't be sad."Oh, there are thousands of people, so many people at the Spring Festival Gala watched me give birth, how ashamed.

Wang: Exactly. Guo: Cough, it doesn’t matter, it’s nothing. On the day the Olympic bid was successful, there were still people in Tiananmen who had children.Heck, that's me too. Wang: That's right.
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