Chapter 54 Jaycee Jaycee and I

A story known all over the world is that he complained that I never went to school to pick him up from school. When I was finally free one day, I ran to wait at the gate of his school, but I didn’t wait for him. When I got home, I found out that he had entered middle school. Yes, and I went to the gate of his elementary school.There are still many interesting things between me and him, and I still laugh when I think about it now. Jaycee Jaycee grew up so big, I hit him once. At that time, because he was rarely with him, he was not very close to me.One day I quarreled with his mother, and the two of us got into a heated argument, so I slammed the door and left.I went to find my godfather, He Guanchang, and he enlightened me for a long time: "What are you doing? There is no need. Just go home and apologize to each other." I followed his advice and went home.

As soon as I opened the door, I saw Lin Fengjiao and one of her girlfriends sitting on the sofa giggling, I was very upset, you made me go out, so mother-in-law looking for someone to chat, you are already laughing now haha that's it.Just about to have a seizure, Jaycee Jaycee ran over, as if he wanted to avenge his mother, gestured for a pistol with his hand, and made a "snap" gesture at me to shoot.Then he ran over to grab the key in my hand, took it and threw it on the ground hard, and when I went to pick it up, he kicked it away!This completely pissed me off. I strode over, picked him up with one hand, and threw him over to the far sofa with a bang.

With my strength at the time, if he had hit the back of the sofa or the side of the sofa, he might have fallen badly, but I had already spotted the position and just threw him in the middle of the sofa, that is, to his mother. Look.He fell on the sofa and was frightened. I went to pick him up and pushed him against the wall. He was hanging in the air with tears rolling in his eyes. His mother was terrified, she stood up and said to Fang Zuming: "Say sorry quickly! Tell Dad I'm sorry!" He didn't say anything. "Quickly say sorry!" His mother repeated this sentence, and her friend also stood there in shock.

I looked at Fang Zuming, he never said sorry, now I can't step down.As soon as I let go, he fell to the ground with a bang, and I turned around and walked away. In fact, I already regretted it in my heart at that time, but I just felt that I lost face.His mother waited for me to calm down, and came to me and said, "He is an ignorant child, how could you beat him like this?" I also asked myself in my heart, what are you doing?I said to Lin Fengjiao: "I'm sorry, I swear, I will never beat him again." Lin Fengjiao said to Zuming: "There will be no second time, your father has made a vow."

I swear I mean it, and what I say won't go unnoticed.They all understand this. At that time, he always didn't eat obediently, and often had to toss for an hour or two for a meal. Once, he didn't eat when he was supposed to eat, and kept saying that he needed to go to the toilet.Put a mouthful of rice in his mouth, and he said, I want to pee.After going to the toilet and coming back for a long time, his mother told him to open his mouth to feed, and he opened his mouth to show us that there was still food in his mouth.He couldn't feed him another bite or two, and he said he needed to go to the toilet, which took another ten minutes.There is always that mouthful of rice in his mouth.

I was very angry looking at it, so I dragged him to the toilet and took off his pants. "Don't you want to urinate? Show me!" As a result, he couldn't urinate while standing there.I saw him making a gesture to roll up his sleeves, but he suddenly looked at me and said, "Don't move, you swear you won't hit me!" I cursed secretly in my heart, damn it, you know how to catch me at such a young age.I stared at him and said, "You give me a good meal, don't give me such a trick! Let me tell you, I am a young and Dangerous, young and Dangerous, do you know?!" He lowered his head and said aggrievedly: " You are the big old and confused, and I am the little old and confused."

When he was a child, he was very naughty and loved to rummage through my things.Bags, keys, tables, cabinets, anyway, he has to rummage through all my things. At that time, godfather He Guanchang gave me an antique cabinet, which cost about a hundred thousand yuan, which was quite expensive at the time.I have no place to put it, so I can only put it at home.Fang Zuming was at home when the cabinet was brought in. He watched people move in and put it down, and kept staring at the cabinet. That cabinet looks very special, and the glass is irregular. If it is broken, you can't buy the same one.I was worried that he would turn around again, so I came up with a trick to deal with him.

After everyone had left, he was still looking at the cabinet.I just winked with his mother, and his mother came over knowingly, and I pointed to the cabinet and said, "Remember, nobody can touch." At that time, Jaycee Chan read English, so I deliberately spoke English.His mother quickly replied: "Oh, ok ok." After a while, while he was still there, his mother deliberately passed by and touched the cabinet with her hand.As soon as she touched it, I immediately rolled up a newspaper and beat her.The newspaper was typed very loudly, and while typing, he said: "I told you, nobody can touch!" His mother pretended to cry.

From then on, every time he walked to his room, he could have passed by the cabinet, which was more convenient, but he never walked straight, he had to go around every time, and he dared not touch the cabinet. I saw it and felt very happy.Then I put some small antiques and odds and ends that my godfather gave me into the cabinet with peace of mind.Every time he passed the cabinet, he still kept away from it.I am very proud, this method really works! Once, forgetting what mistake he made, I yelled at him: "Get out! Out!" Because at that time I had already sworn not to hit him, so I could only yell and push him out of the room after the yelling.After pushing it out, I half-closed the door and opened a small crack to look out.At that time, the light outside was on, but the light in my room was dark.I can see him, he can't see me.

I just saw him looking back not far away, squinting, frowning, and looking at my door angrily.First he looked at me, then looked back at the cabinet, then at me, then at the cabinet, suddenly he walked quickly to the cabinet, turned his head and glanced at my room again, and quickly "boom boom boom" with his hands I punched that cabinet several times, and then looked at my door after punching, and saw that there was no movement, and called again "boom boom boom"! I hurriedly called his mother to come and see, we both hid in the room laughing up and down.That cabinet is still in my house.

I have a bunch of "bad" friends.Sometimes they come to my house and tease Jaycee Jaycee that your mother is going to have a baby again, and your father won't love you when the new baby is born.Fang Zuming was full of anger there.One day, another friend came to the house and said to him: "Look at your mother's belly is big. If the belly is big, she is going to have a baby." As a result, he immediately ran to his mother, pointed at his mother's belly, He raised his small fist and yelled, "Punch! Punch! Punch!" Once I flew with Jaycee Jaycee, he sat in the economy class at the back, and I sat in the first class at the front. At that time, I saw that Li Ka-shing taught his children to be self-reliant and not depend on their parents' money.I am also learning from other people's education methods, try to teach by example, so I first showed him my seat, he looked at my seat and said: "Wow, your side is so big!" I said: "Yes, look , I am first class here, and when you have money, you can sit in the front, but you have no money now, so you can only sit in the back." He said "Oh" and went to sit in the back. After a while, I felt a small thing arching over from the side.Turning around, I saw that Fang Zuming was sitting next to me.I said, "Why are you here? Don't sit here, people will scold you." He said, "I don't know, the lady put me up here." I asked the stewardess, and she said, " It's okay, there are vacant seats here anyway, let him sit here." It turned out that someone upgraded him! Later, he went out with me to fly, and the ticket was always economy class.It may be that he is cute, or people know that he is my son, and many times someone helps him upgrade.He would also say to me amazingly: "Look, people are helping me to upgrade again, I don't need to be rich." I told him: "You are different because you have a father like me, but many people No, they just struggled on their own, and they won’t be honored until they fly first class.” Until now, he still sometimes buys economy class, and people sometimes upgrade him.It doesn't matter if he takes economy class without an upgrade. He Guanchang gave me a pair of glazed sculptures, a pair of parrots standing on a tree, I really like it. One day when he was playing basketball, a ball passed by and broke one with a "bang".His mother said next to him, Ho Ho Ho, you are finished, and if your father sees you, you will be finished. He was very nervous and asked what to do.His mother said, you should call your father quickly and admit your mistake to him. As soon as I picked up the phone, I heard him whimpering and crying inside. I quickly asked what was wrong, and he said, I smashed your parrot to pieces... I hurriedly said, is there something wrong with your hand?Is there anything wrong?He said, I'm fine, but I broke one of your parrots, woo woo woo... I hurriedly said, don't cry, don't cry, it's okay, it's okay, sweep it away, don't hurt it, I'll buy a new one That's it. When I got home, I quickly asked his mother, is my son okay?Such a small child, don't scare him. His mother giggled. I asked, what are you laughing at?His mother said, do you know what your son did?I asked him to call you. As soon as he picked up the phone, before he connected, he turned to me and asked, Mom, do I want to cry?I said, okay, you cry.He just waits, and as soon as you answer the phone, he starts crying. Damn, it turned out to be fake!But I didn't dismantle him afterwards. One day he suddenly asked me: "Daddy, are we rich?" (Daddy, are we rich?) I looked at him strangely, wondering why he would ask this question, and after thinking about it for a while, I said, "We are not rich, but I have some money." (We are not rich, but I have some money myself .) He was nine years old when filming "Serious Crime Unit", and that should be the first time I took him to the scene.Many people saw him and said, wow, the young master is here.It was the first time he appeared in front of the crowd when he grew up, but he didn't see stage fright, he was quite calm. In that scene that day, I was filming underwater, in cold weather.Arrange him to stay with the family-making class, and I'm in the water. He was watching while I was filming.See me struggling in the water, make a painful expression, take a picture, come out, shoot and change the lens, and then shoot again, I enter the water and struggle again... In fact, the water is lukewarm, not icy, but it is still cold when the wind blows when it comes out.Every time I came out, everyone quickly covered me with a towel, and I was shaking there, and my teeth were chattering.Thinking of Jaycee Chan next to me, I pretended to be working harder, shaking harder, my gums and my whole body were shaking.In fact, if I want to control, I can also not shake.The crew took two big lamps and turned them on from a distance to keep me warm, and my body was emitting steam like smoke. I patted and patted, but he disappeared from the side, and I didn't care where he went. When work was over for the day, I went home with him.When you go back, tell him, look at how hard your dad is at work, you didn't know anything before.His mother also said beside him, right?Your dad really worked hard on set! He said, yes, so I ran to the bathroom and cried halfway through the filming of Dad. When he called me when he was a child, the first sentence was always "Where are you?", and he added the accent every time, which seemed very resentful—"Where are you?" I once said that I was filming in a snow mountain in Australia.Immediately he said regretfully: "Wow, snow mountain! I have never seen snow in my life." Afterwards we said something else and hung up the phone.But when I was on the set, his words were always in my head, and I felt very sad.I never spent time with him when I was a kid. I immediately called back again, this time it was his mother who answered the phone, and I told her, "You buy a plane ticket and fly him here tomorrow." His mother said, "Crazy, no, he has to go to school." I said: " This may be the only time I travel with him. It doesn’t matter if I miss a day of school, and I can make up for it. If I miss this time, I don’t know when I will have time to play with my son. What I can do now is that you bring him to the set tomorrow .” After hearing this, his mother said, “Okay.” He flew over the next day, and when I arrived at the set, I was standing in one place, but he didn't come over to say hello to me. I thought he would run over to hug me right away, but it didn't work out.He lay directly on the heavy snow for a long time.I will wait for him over there. After he got up from the snow, I started to teach him to play with those things, such as skiing, driving a snowmobile and so on.He is very smart, and he can learn it as soon as he learns it.If you look at those photos, you can see how happy his mother is.I told his mother, look, how good it is. There are a few photos of him playing basketball, when his hair was still long and he was still in the United States. Everyone said that he played basketball very well, especially the three-pointer.I can't believe he's really that powerful. Once I said to him: "1000 US dollars per goal, if you score 10 three-pointers in a row, I will give you 10,000 US dollars, but as long as you drop one, it doesn't count." At the end of the day, I was responsible for throwing the ball to him.He scored one and I threw another one to him. As soon as he caught the ball, shot, shot, caught the ball, shot, shot, wow, all 9 went in!When it was the 10th one, I deliberately didn't throw it to him, but rolled over from the ground.This time he didn't expect it, so he bent down to pick it up quickly, and after picking up the ball, he stood up and shot again, but the position was already missed, and the last one missed.He said I was stupid, and I said haha, I almost lost 10,000 yuan to you. After several months, I want to do it again. "This time I really threw you 10 in a row, and you get 10,000 dollars if you score 10." As a result, he really scored 10 three-pointers in a row.After he scored the 10th goal, he didn't come to me at all, but immediately turned to his mother and said, "Daddy owe me ten thousand." (Daddy owes me $10,000.) His mother immediately took a note and wrote it down, "I owe my son $10,000." She asked me to sign it. As a result, I didn't give him the $10,000 until he was twenty-five or six years old. When he returned to Hong Kong from the United States, I gave him half of the house to live in. Every night I saw that his lights were on. I went to see what he was doing and found that no one was there, but there was no light in the house that was off, even the lights in the toilet and cabinets were on.When he came home, I said, "Can you turn off the lights?" He said, "People feel better when the lights are on." I said, "I gave you the money, so you're saying that. Don't waste resources. If you don't remember to turn off the lights tomorrow, I will ask you to pay for it yourself." The next day it was brightly lit again. On the third day, I called the electrician, split the meter into two parts, and got an electric box for his house: "From now on, you will pay all the electricity bills on your side." Since then, the lights in all his rooms have been turned off. When he was in America, Coco (Coco Lee) took good care of him and often went to accompany him, so he recognized Coco as his god-sister. When he came back from the United States that year, he said that he would invite his god-sister to dinner and go to an Italian restaurant.I said yes, you go.Not long after he left, he called me and said Dad, come, Coco wants to see you. I said it's none of my business for you young people to eat.He insisted, you come on.As soon as I went, I saw that Coco Lee brought a dozen people with me, and I understood that Fang Zuming asked me to pay the bill.At that time he had no money. When I passed the corridor before, I saw Jin Yong and his wife eating.As soon as I saw him, I went over to say hello and bowed to him.Jin Yong smiled at me.After saying hello, I entered the inner room. After entering, I told the waiter that I also paid the bill for Jin Yong's table. Italian food is a kind of long table, I came in and sat at the first place in the door, Jaycee Jaycee sat at the innermost.When everyone was about to eat, Jin Yong suddenly walked in and said to me, Brother (Shanghai dialect), you are too polite, thank you.I said it should be. As soon as I stood up, Fang Zuming also stood up.Seeing him standing up, I immediately asked him to come out from the innermost position and come over to say hello.He saw me bowing respectfully, and he followed suit. Jin Yong said, this is your son, he has grown up so much, I say yes, yes.After exchanging a few pleasantries, he was ready to leave.I hurriedly sent it out, and Fang Zuming also hurriedly sent it out, until the old man was sent to the car. When we walked back, he asked, Dad, who is this?I said, Cha Liangyong.He asked, what are you doing?I said, huh? !Jin Yong! ! !He said, oh, banker.It turns out that he is helping you manage money, no wonder you are so afraid of him. I sent him to Shanghai to study music with Li Zongsheng. At that time, Hong Kong had not yet returned to China, and he didn't know much about the mainland.Many people around me reminded me that Zu Ming had just returned to China, so I should pay attention to safety.I sent a few bodyguards to follow him every day for fear that he would be kidnapped. The bodyguards are very conscientious, he can't go anywhere.He said he wanted to visit the West Lake, and everyone told him it was dangerous, and he told him where he wanted to go, but he also said it was dangerous.They lured him home every day and locked him up.When everyone else is gone, he will be left alone, unable to go anywhere. He wrote a song called "Artificial Wall". The lyrics are as follows: "Four artificial walls prevent my body and soul from flying freely. Where I want to go, I can only look far away through the windows of the artificial walls. In an empty room, time ticks very slowly, and the romance outside the wall, I can only sigh softly, wishing them happiness and happiness forever. I let the bird go, but it went away smartly but ruthlessly No return, flowers are blooming outside the wall, but I can't smell the slightest fragrance. Thank you, artificial wall, for preventing me from rushing and getting hurt. Thank you, artificial wall, even if I fall, there is a carpet to prevent me from getting hurt. I I don’t want my dreams to be just imaginations like this. I don’t want my eye sockets to always see the bars of care. I’m not afraid of falling, I’m not afraid of getting hurt, I don’t want privileges, I just want to be ordinary. I want to be free, I want to be free, You want to be free, people want to be free, we want to be free, fly free." He said at the time that the first wall was me, the second wall was my mother, the third wall was Li Zongsheng, and the fourth wall was bodyguards.When he was writing a song, he saw that the landlord had a bird, and he let the bird go away. After I heard the song, I decided to remove the bodyguards no matter what and set him free. He was 15 years old when he wrote the song. When I was filming "Shanghai Noon", I asked him to act as an extra in it once, and he just passed the camera for a while. At that time, he was on summer vacation and came to the set every day. At the beginning, he felt that everything was new. He followed the family-making class every day to learn this and that, moving sponges, lifting machines, watching my tricks, and I was very happy. I also play with the family-making class at night.I asked the family class to teach him boxing, and within a few days I heard the sound of punching disappear and turned into a "bang, bang, bang" sound. When I went over, it turned out that he was teaching the family class to play basketball with him.I trained him, but he said back: "This is also a sport!" Although I taught him Kung Fu and didn't like to learn it, he preferred to practice marksmanship at that time. I also secretly filmed him practicing shooting in the garden alone. Now I still have that video. bring. After studying obediently on the set for a few days, he disappeared.He felt bored and sleepy, so he ran to sleep in a car far away.At that time, because we were filming ancient costume films, there were no traces of driving on the ground, so we parked the car far away.He ran back to the car to sleep. At that time, when I was shooting a shot, I fell back and was hit on the head by something, which hurt very much.I thought to myself, how could he not see when I was hurt?Be sure to show him how hard Dad works.I found someone and told him to call him quickly, saying that I was injured, and then I hugged my head and pretended to be in pain. After the person passed by, he patted him awake: "Zuming Zuming, your father is injured!" He was startled: "Huh?" He quickly stood up and walked this way, looking very anxious.As I was walking, I saw his feet circling, and when he got to the sponge mat, he lay down straight and fell asleep!I fell asleep when I saw the sponge pad! ! Thinking about it now, I think it would be so fun to take a picture of that scene at that time, but it was a pity that I didn't take it at that time. The next day after this happened, he came to the set in embarrassment, and just caught gophers around.The gophers were hiding in the holes. He put a circle around each hole and put something to lure them out. He actually caught 4 of them. I thought, how can I trick him into letting go of the gopher?At the beginning, he would not let him go, "I don't want it, I caught it so hard, I won't let it go!" Later I thought, it's useless to say it, so I asked others to scare him. So I lied to him with my English teacher.The English teacher pretended to be panicked, "Oh! Did you touch it? Wash your hands quickly! It is poisonous! There is a kind of bacteria on the gopher, you must not let it bite, I have a friend who was bitten by a gopher , The whole finger was cut off!" He was a little scared when he heard it, and let it go immediately.When the gophers passed by us, my English teacher and I pretended to be scared and said, "Oh! Don't touch us." After letting the gophers go, he felt that he had nothing to do, so he wrote another song, called. "I was walking alone on the road, and I saw cars coming and going. People were busy in their own way, in their own direction, and had their own thoughts. It was different from what I thought. I walked, walked into the wild, It’s just that I have forgotten the direction, my mother is busy with her, my father is going to work, and I am in the field, walking, singing, walking, singing.” The song says that my mother is busy playing mahjong, and I am not working. Leave him alone.After we heard that song, his mother stopped playing mahjong. At that time, I discovered that he wrote a lot of things he wanted to say to us into the songs, and there were thoughts he wanted to express in them.