Chapter 4 Chapter 4 Apprenticeship

Xiao Chuan let out a roar, and everyone couldn't help turning their heads to look. They saw that Xiao Chuan was covered in mud all over his face. He was holding a cloth bag wrapped in his coat in his right hand, and his trousers tied at both ends in his left hand. super sausage. The centurion and officers and soldiers all laughed heartily, and Xiang Yu and Xiang Liang were also puzzled.The centurion twirled his goatee and said, "Little brother, are you looking for death? You have found the right person, and I will fulfill you!" Xiaochuan giggled, and suddenly threw the cloth bag in his right hand over the heads of the officers and soldiers. The wrapped clothes opened in the air, revealing a huge killer bee nest.

"The Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Future of the Demon King of Confusion!" In an instant, countless angry killer bees rushed out of the hive and rushed towards the officers and soldiers, causing the officers and soldiers to become a mess. Xiao Chuan rushed to Xiang Yu and Xiang Liang, and said with a smile: "Your bee-proof armor has arrived!" Xiao Chuan lifted the trousers to the heads of Xiang Liang and Xiang Yu, and what slanted down from the trousers was not a golden silk armor, but sticky mud, which covered their heads and faces.Sure enough, the killer bee had no interest in the three clay figurines, and besieged the "innocent" officers and soldiers vigorously. In a blink of an eye, the officers and soldiers were stung, screaming like ghosts and howling like ghosts, ran away with their heads in their arms, and dispersed.

Xiao Chuan took the opportunity to untie the ropes of Xiang Liang and Xiang Yu, and the three were about to leave. But a sword flew in front of Xiang Yu, and the centurion covered his face with clothes, blocked them, and shouted: "Xiang Yu, if you are timid and afraid of death, just run for your life with your tail between your legs, otherwise We will fight alone to the death!" Xiang Yu was furious, and drew out his long sword: "How can I, Xiang Yu, be afraid of you!" Xiang Liang stopped Xiang Yu: "Yu'er, this is a plan to provoke the general. This guy is trying to hold you back until the reinforcements arrive!"

The centurion laughed: "If you are afraid of death, you are afraid of death. Why try to cover it up!" Xiang Yu shouted angrily: "Uncle, get out of the way, I will cut off his head today!" Xiang Yu yelled and pushed Xiang Liang away. Just as he took a step forward, his eyes froze suddenly and he fell down slowly.Behind his head, Ogawa was holding a big wooden stick. Xiao Chuan smiled at the fainted Xiang Yu: "I learned this 'anesthesia' method from you!" Xiang Liang carried Xiang Yu on his back: "Forget it, let's go!" The centurion rushed over to stop him, Xiao Chuan tore off the clothes covering his face, and the killer swarmed up, the centurion was stung and fled.In the chaos, the three of Ogawa fled into the depths of the woods.

By the small river, Xiao Chuan washed the mud off his body, stroked the newly added wound and sighed: "Oh, the Great Qin Dynasty is really a barbaric world, fighting and killing all day long, if this continues, I will have to confess my life sooner or later! How can this be?" I don’t even have an insurance seller...Hey, even if I have insurance, who will the insurance money go to when I die?...If I can go back to 2010, I will definitely support a harmonious society and buy more insurance!" Xiao Chuan took out his mobile phone, took out the photo of the treasure box, and sighed secretly: Even if this is really the gate of time and space, the world is so big, how can I find it?While he was in a trance, a sword suddenly stuck in front of him.

Xiao Chuan raised his head and saw Xiang Yu holding another sword, standing in front of him angrily: "Pull out the sword in front of you, I will fight with you!" "Right... duel? Why, I have no enmity with you?" Xiao Chuan asked in surprise. "I, Xiang Yu, never run away when I fight against others, but today you let me run away without a fight, and suffered a great humiliation. If this matter gets out, what face will I have to see people again! Stand up, I will fight you to the death! " Xiaochuan thought to himself, I am no match for your Xiang Yu with a sword, I can't be fooled by you.He lazily said, "I don't accept the challenge."

"Why?" Xiang Yu was surprised. "I don't accept your challenge, so naturally you can't kill me." Xiao Chuan blinked with a smile. "Today, even if I make an exception, I will kill you!" Xiang Yu gritted his teeth angrily. Xiaochuan shrugged his shoulders easily, lay back, spread his limbs, and said with a smile: "Xiang Yu wouldn't kill an unarmed person, wouldn't it be worse if it spread like this!" Xiang Yu was furious when he heard this, put his sword on Xiao Chuan's neck, and shouted, "Draw your sword!" Xiao Chuan was even happier: Xiang Yu, don't look at you showing your teeth and claws, you are just a baby in front of me, the devil king Yi Xiaochuan, I will eat you!

Xiaochuan put on a sad look and said: "Oh, I, Yi Xiaochuan, is just a friend like you, and death in the hands of a friend is a good destination!" look. Seeing Xiao Chuan like this, Xiang Yu was at a loss for a while, and was in a dilemma.At this moment, a bamboo stick stretched out, and gently pushed Xiang Yu's sword aside. The one holding the bamboo stick was none other than Xiang Liang. His calf was injured, and this bamboo stick was his crutch.Xiang Liang said meaningfully: "Yu'er, brother Yi saved us today, you shouldn't treat him like this!" "I've never lost a battle, but he made me a runaway villain!"

"You have never lost a battle... Hmph, you have lost three games in a row today, and you still don't know?" "What?" Xiang Yu was startled. Xiao Chuan also became interested, opened his eyes, raised his head and listened carefully. Xiang Liang continued: "When you and I were trapped, you didn't know how to advance or retreat, which caused us both to be captured. This is unwise; Brother Yi rescued us, but you challenged him. This is unrighteous. If you don't fight, you are defeated; Brother Yi doesn't accept your challenge, and just a few words will make you helpless and in a dilemma, this is the third defeat. Yu'er, you need to use your mind more and less fist to gallop the world."

Xiang Yu was quite unconvinced, and said angrily: "Uncle's words are too biased, you still have to rely on the sword to win others! When did I lose in martial arts?" Xiang Liang's expression became serious, and he raised the bamboo stick in his hand: "In this case, let's try and see if you can cut off the bamboo stick in my hand!" Before Xiang Yu expressed his opinion, Xiang Liang shook his hand back, and the bamboo stick entangled Xiang Yu like a poisonous snake.Xiang Yu raised his long sword and wrestled with Xiang Liang.No one can match Xiang Yu's supernatural power, but no matter how he swung his long sword, he couldn't touch Xiang Liang's bamboo stick.Although Xiang Liang with one leg didn't move half a step, a bamboo stick hit Xiang Yu's forehead and chest again and again, which made Xiang Yu dazzled and didn't know how to deal with it.

Xiao Chuan watched from the side, and felt that the wooden stick in Xiang Liang's hand seemed to have eyes, pointing where to hit.He sighed in his heart: "It's really good skill. Li Mubai in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" is nothing more than that. I must learn this stick technique, and I can use it to teach Gao Lan a lesson... Even if I don't deal with Gao Lan, I can't do it. You can be a martial arts instructor, an action director, make a movie or something!" As the last move, Xiang Liang's bamboo stick hit Xiang Yu's wrist suddenly, Xiang Yu's long sword fell to the ground, and Xiang Yu stood there dumbfounded. Xiang Liang said: "Yu'er, your bravery is indeed unparalleled in the world, but with the sword in your hand, you can't even beat a cripple with a bamboo stick. Do you know why?" "Oh, no matter what, I didn't expect my martial arts to be far from my uncle's." Xiang Yu was like a defeated rooster, his arrogance was gone. Xiang Liang smiled: "No, it's because softness can overcome strength. You are like a sword in your hand. You are so brave that you rarely fail, so you think you can't make mistakes, and you only know how to attack blindly. If you continue like this, you will inevitably fail." Become self-willed; if you encounter an opponent who is as cunning and difficult as a bamboo stick, although you will have an advantage at first, but after being worn down by the opponent, you will become impetuous and eventually lose... If you To lead thousands of troops, you must use more effort and less brute force, and remember that winning a battle lies in strategic wisdom, not in valor and ruthlessness.” Xiao Chuan heard this high opinion and admired Xiang Liang from the bottom of his heart: Xiang Liang really knew Xiang Yu. When Chu and Han were fighting, Xiang Yu did have the upper hand, but lost to Liu Bang in the end. Xiang Yu was speechless by Xiang Liang's words, so he just got angry and stopped talking.Xiao Chuan felt that the atmosphere was a bit awkward, so he put on a smile and said, "Hey, Uncle Xiang, your stick technique is very powerful, it's very similar to the 'Thirty-six-way dog-beating stick technique' of the beggar gang, haha, can you teach me Me? I've learned it, Brother Xiang won't be able to bully me! Hehe..." Xiang Liang smiled: "This is actually a set of swordsmanship. If you want to learn it, I will teach it to you, but there is one condition: you must accept me as your teacher and join my school." After hearing this, Xiang Yu was surprised and couldn't help interjecting: "Uncle, don't you accept disciples?" "However, you also said that Brother Yi is not very human. Today, he saved you and saved the hope of the Xiang family, so he is no longer an outsider, so I should give him a meeting gift." Xiao Chuan couldn't help but be overjoyed, anyway, he won't be able to return to 2010 for a while, so it's better to learn more kung fu, so as to save his life.Xiao Chuan hurriedly knelt down to Xiang Liang and said, "Disciple Yi Xiaochuan pays respects to Master!" Xiang Liang helped Xiao Chuan up, and said with a smile: "Since you have joined the teacher's school, you are a family. You and Yu'er will support each other from now on." "Apprentice understands," Xiaochuan turned around and said to Xiang Yu, "Brother Xiang, you just wait for my bamboo stick, hahaha..." Seeing Xiang Yu's face was ugly, Xiaochuan put it away when he saw it, "I'll go grab some Wild game to honor Master!" The moon and stars were scarce, and the bonfire was in full swing. The three of Xiaochuan ate and drank enough, and went to sleep.Xiao Chuan lay in the grass nest, tossing and turning, thinking about what happened these days over and over again in his mind, it was like a kung fu movie, he was like the hero who couldn't die, he couldn't help laughing at this thought.Looking up at the sky, he saw a bright moon, and couldn't help but think of his mother, father, Da Chuan and Gao Lan. Xiao Chuan turned on his mobile phone again, and quietly studied the photos of the treasure box. Suddenly, Xiao Chuan found three symbols that looked like words on one of the photos, and one of the characters was very similar to the modern Chinese character - "mountain". Xiao Chuan was overjoyed, could it be that these three words are a place name, as long as he finds this place, there is hope to go back? Yi Dachuan and Gao Lan lay on Xiaochuan's horseman and observed the treasure box.Da Chuan watched with great interest, muttering in his mouth, but Gao Lan fell asleep after a while, rubbed his eyes and said, "It's all cross-eyed, and I didn't see anything!" "Didn't you realize how exquisite its workmanship is, and it has been intact for two thousand years underground? It is really a rare and precious cultural relic!" Dachuan pushed his glasses and sighed. Gao Lan was so angry that she knocked Da Chuan on the head: "I thought you were looking for clues to solve the case! I didn't expect you to be archaeological!... What a little antique!" "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I forgot, and I still need to find Xiao Chuan and Gao Yao!" "Thank God, you finally remembered!" Gao Lan jumped anxiously. Da Chuan comforted Gao Lan: "Don't worry, Xiao Chuan and I have had a telepathic connection since we were young. I have a feeling that he just went to another place and his life is not in danger for the time being." "Fortunately, you are still a scientist, and you still believe in telepathy, so hurry up and look for clues!" Da Chuan shook his head: "Oh, they really know how to pick places, not to mention witnesses, they don't even have a camera!" "Camera? Ah! I remembered!" Gao Lan jumped three feet high, startling Okawa. Can all new humans jump like this? Gao Lan pointed to the rearview mirror on the windshield of the Wrangler and told Da Chuan that there was a camera hidden there. In order to facilitate field exploration, she and Xiao Chuan designed this hidden monitoring system together. It is controlled by infrared rays. As long as there are people in front of the car, Animals and other heat source objects will automatically start recording! Gao Lan opened the trunk, found the control center, and removed the mobile hard disk. In front of the computer, Da Chuan connected the mobile hard drive, but a "Please enter the password" window popped up on the screen. When Gao Lan saw it, she became angry: "This guy actually set up a password behind my back!" While depressed, Gao Lan tried various passwords in front of the computer: birthday, license plate number, house number, phone number...everything has been tried, but the window still displays "Please enter the correct password".Both Gao Lan and Da Chuan fell into contemplation, and at this moment, Gao Lan suddenly had a flash of inspiration.She quickly typed the six numbers "279972" on the computer, but unexpectedly the window opened and all the video files were displayed. Although the password was correct, Gao Lan almost shed tears.Okawa pushed his glasses again, and asked at a loss: "Are you crying with joy?" "What are weeping with joy! Can't you see that there is a mixture of grief and indignation?" "Oh..." Okawa pushed his glasses again puzzled. "Xiao Chuan told me that his lofty ideal is to have 99 girlfriends. I am his 27th, and he will find 72 more... I thought he was joking, but I didn't expect him to take it seriously." "Oh..." Okawa didn't know what to say. "You're still gloating!" "No, no!" Da Chuan hurriedly comforted Gao Lan, "You also know that Xiao Chuan usually doesn't tell the truth, and this may be a coincidence." "Coincidence? You are a doctor, tell me, what is the repetition rate of six figures?" "One millionth." Okawa replied without thinking. "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooones. Why is there such a big difference?" "Sorry, I'm a doctor of archeology, not a psychology major, so I can't answer this question." Da Chuan's seriousness made Gao Lan so angry that he couldn't laugh or cry, forget it, let's watch the video first! After some searching, they found the video of the day, which clearly recorded: Xiao Chuan beat the "Journey to the West" trio to the ground and took back the treasure box...Gao Yao held a big spoon and threw up on the engine cover... ...However, when the screen progressed to the point where Xiao Chuan opened the treasure box, the screen instantly went blank, and then turned into a snowflake. Da Chuan was anxious: "What's the matter with that white light? What's the secret in the treasure box? Tell me!" Gao Lan was inexplicably asked: "You are a doctor, I should ask you!" "I don't know, let's go, let's find Lao Yi." "Old Yi? Who is Old Yi?" "Lao Yi is the father of me and Xiao Chuan." Professor Yi was signing for a courier. He took the ballpoint pen from the courier, signed it, and returned the pen to the courier.The courier took the pen with the nib in his hand, thanking him for his patronage with a smile.Gao Lan and Da Chuan, who were holding the hard drive, hurried over. They pulled Professor Yi aside and talked about what happened. Professor Yi's face is serious: It seems that opening the treasure box will give you a chance to know the whereabouts of Xiao Chuan and Gao Yao!So, he immediately opened the Kumen with his fingerprints, and walked in with Gao Lan and Okawa. The courier who lowered his head to organize his backpack showed an imperceptible smile at this moment. After leaving the gate of the research institute, the courier looked around before walking to a hidden corner on the side of the road.The silver Hummer is parked here!Take off the hat, glasses and beard, and the courier becomes Ye Feng!He carefully held the tip of the pen and handed the ballpoint pen to Wu Di: "Be careful, there are old guy's fingerprints on the barrel of the pen." Wu Di took the ballpoint pen, sprayed it with chemical reagents, put the ballpoint pen into the scanner, and soon the fingerprint was scanned into the laptop, and an engraving machine started working immediately. Within a few minutes, Professor Yi's fingerprint model was created. . Ye Feng took the model and observed it carefully: "Very good, very good, but you still need to get the fingerprints of Gao Yao and Yi Xiaochuan!" "With the old guy's fingerprints, the vault is no problem, why do we need theirs?" Wu Di was puzzled. "You will know when the time comes!" Ye Feng smiled. In the vault of the research institute, Professor Yi and Okawa worked hard, discussing and analyzing piles of test data.Gao Lan had already fallen asleep on the table. Finally, Okawa and Professor Yi finished reading the last stack of data, and then sat back at the table.Gao Lan was startled awake, opened his eyes and saw a lot of reports in front of him, with a happy expression on his face: "Tell me about the results, it's been several days!" Da Chuan took off his glasses and kept wiping them: "The result of the research is that there is no result. We used nuclear magnetic resonance, X-rays, ultrasound, etc., all available modern technological means to see through the treasure box, but in the end the computer screen displayed is always a black square." "Does that mean you have been busy all day?" Gao Lan was extremely disappointed. Professor Yi shook his head: "You can't say that, at least we already know that nuclear magnetic resonance, X-rays, ultrasound and other methods don't work on treasure boxes." Gao Lan covered her face with her hands: "This is the most scientific and useless answer I've ever heard! When will I see my brother and Xiao Chuan?" "We can't answer this for you... I understand how you feel. Xiao Chuan is my son, and I hope to see him soon." Professor Yi sighed. Da Chuan glanced at Professor Yi quietly, and said tentatively, "Since you can't see through the treasure box, why don't you change your mind and open it directly. I know someone who is an expert lockpicker, we can ask her to try..." When Professor Yi heard this, his face changed suddenly, and he said angrily, "Absolutely not! Have you forgotten our rules? Never mention that person again!" Gao Lan was curious: "That person? Who is that person?" Just as Da Chuan was about to speak, Professor Yi immediately yelled: "I said, don't mention that person again!" Then he said to Gao Lan, "You are not allowed to ask any more!" "If you don't ask, don't ask. I'll open this box for you now!" Gao Lan stood up, picked up the chair she was sitting on, and threw it at the treasure box. Professor Yi and Okawa shouted at the same time: "Stop! This is a cultural relic!" However, it was too late, the chair hit the box, there was a loud bang, and the debris flew across...