Chapter 3 Chapter 3 Dislocation of Time and Space

When Yi Xiaochuan opened his eyes, he didn't see the beauties in cool clothes he was expecting, but saw a group of guys in ancient costumes.He subconsciously cursed, what the hell are these guys doing! Looking around, he was stunned to find himself kneeling on a high platform, tied up by five flowers. Yi Xiaochuan thought to himself, what kind of plane is it? Could it be that Gao Lan is teasing me?But is it worth making such a big commotion and inviting so many extras? Yi Xiaochuan looked to both sides, and found that there were several people kneeling on both sides of him, Xiaochuan smiled secretly: You are also here to accompany the bondage?

Just as Xiao Chuan was guessing wildly, a big man with a big knife walked onto the high platform, and the crowd cheered while throwing vegetable leaves, stones, cow dung, etc. on the high platform, smashing Xiao Chuan to hide in Tibet. .Xiaochuan became anxious now, and yelled at the audience: "Filming, this is filming, do you need to be serious?" There was a crying sound from the side, and Xiao Chuan followed the sound, and saw a young man tied next to him crying, and a piece of 90% dry cow dung was hitting his face.Xiao Chuan yelled at the bottom again: "Hey, did you see that everyone was crying, CUT, CUT! Director, where is the director?"

A middle-aged man who was tied to one side reprimanded the young man: "Man, if you die, you will die. Why are you crying!" Xiao Chuan saw that this person was quite a leader, and secretly admired: This person's acting skills are not bad, he should be shortlisted for the Golden Rooster Award for Best Actor.He turned his head and asked the crying young man: "Hey, buddy, is this filmed or not? Why can't you see the camera and the director?" When Xiao Chuan asked, the young man stopped crying and looked at Xiao Chuan inexplicably.Seeing that he didn't speak, Xiao Chuan immediately smugly said, "I knew it was a movie, so you are Nortel, Chinese opera, and you are still on the stage!"

The young man was still looking at Xiao Chuan strangely. At this moment, the executioner walked up behind the young man, raised the knife and dropped it, blood spattered Xiao Chuan's face.Xiao Chuan was shocked and looked at the executioner: "This... this... isn't this filming?" The executioner didn't respond to Xiao Chuan's words, he came behind Yi Xiao Chuan and raised his big knife again... Xiao Chuan finally understood, this is not filming, it is obviously a real cut!While struggling, he shouted: "Killed! Killed! Call the police, call the police!" The crowd laughed.

The executioner swung his knife and was about to cut it down. At the critical moment, Xiao Chuan's PP actually made a woman's cry, "Feifei's birthday is today, Feifei's birthday is today!"——that is the personalized ringtone of the mobile calendar. What kind of sorcery is this! PP can actually talk, and she's a woman!The executioner was terrified, and the crowd was terrified. It seems that this strangely dressed young man is either a monster or a god! The executioner no longer had the courage to cut off Xiao Chuan's head, so he jumped over Xiao Chuan and raised his sword behind the middle-aged man.

Just when the middle-aged man was about to fall to the ground, a sharp arrow shot through the air and hit the executioner's chest, causing the executioner to fall to the ground.A few young men rushed into the execution ground on horseback, holding sharp swords, and went straight to the high platform, and the execution ground was suddenly in chaos. The centurion in charge of the town saw something bad, jumped onto the high platform, swung his sword and slashed at the middle-aged man.Xiao Chuan rolled on the ground in desperation, and kicked the centurion's PP with both feet. The centurion was caught off guard, flew out, hit the pillar and passed out.Xiao Chuan cut his own rope with the sword of the centurion, and cut off the middle-aged man's rope.

The middle-aged man clasped his fists together and said, "Thank you for the righteous man's life-saving grace!" After finishing speaking, he picked up the executioner's knife and slashed at the centurion. Xiao Chuan was taken aback, and blocked the sword with his sword: "Uncle, he has passed out, we can't Excessive defense, he should be sent to the Public Security Bureau, handed over to the police and the court to deal with!" The middle-aged man was puzzled: "I have never heard of the public security bureau, the police, or the court. This centurion framed us and was sentenced to beheaded. The one who was killed in front of you was one of my brothers. This revenge must be avenged! "

After hearing the middle-aged man's words, Xiao Chuan also became confused: "Wait, the more I talk about it, the more confused I become. What happened to the centurion, beheading, what happened here? Which province and city is this?" Xiaochuan was dragging the middle-aged man to question him, but the centurion woke up and took the opportunity to slip away.Just as the middle-aged man was about to catch up, a large number of officers and soldiers poured into the execution ground, and the two sides fought in a melee, with blood flying everywhere.The leading young knight was especially brave, swiping several swords in the blink of an eye, several officers and soldiers were immediately decapitated.

Xiao Chuan was terrified when he saw it, and hurried to touch the phone on his waist. He hurriedly dialed 110, but found that there was no network signal, and couldn't help cursing: "It's the 3G era, why is there no network!" There were more and more officers and soldiers, and the middle-aged man whistled, and all the knights turned their horses and retreated together.Xiao Chuan was at a loss, when the leading young knight rode over, pulled Xiao Chuan onto his horse, and rode away with the others. Ogawa has ridden a horse before, but not this way!He has experienced thrilling experiences, but he has never been so real. At this moment, he only knows to hold on to the young knight's clothes tightly, "What's going on here?"

The young knight replied briefly: "The robbery field!" "The robbery field?...Then why did you bring me with you?" "Because you saved my uncle!" Xiao Chuan continued to ask, but saw that the young knight didn't even look back, he reached out and grabbed a sharp arrow flying past him: "Be careful, they let go of the arrow!" Xiao Chuan turned his head and immediately widened his eyes, seeing countless sharp arrows flying towards him, he asked anxiously, "What should I do?" "Use it to block!" The young knight gave Xiao Chuan the arrow he grabbed just now, and Xiao Chuan was at a loss with the arrow, and said in a panic, "Please, can you grab two more for me!"

"One is enough, not enough to catch yourself!" The rain of arrows flew towards them, and Xiao Chuan didn't care about talking, he waved the arrow body indiscriminately, and accidentally stuck the arrow into the horse's PP, the horse screamed in pain and rushed forward, almost killing Xiao Chuan. throw it down. The young knight hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?" Xiao Chuan felt guilty, and said: "The horse... the horse has been hit by an arrow!" "Is it serious?" "It's just a scratch, it's not serious! It's not serious!" Xiao Chuan then said to himself, "I know why you saved me, it was used as a shield!" The knight didn't hear clearly: "What did you say?" Xiao Chuan hurriedly changed his words: "I... I mean, it would be nice to have a shield!" Seeing that Xiao Chuan and the knight were about to escape the range of the bow and arrow, the centurion personally picked up the bow and arrow, pulled out a full moon, and shot a sharp arrow. This arrow flew extremely fast, Xiao Chuan had no time to block it, the long arrow pierced through the chest, and then pierced the young knight's back, Xiao Chuan fainted on the spot from the pain, the knight was also sweating from the pain, he shouted angrily, and galloped away go. Xiaochuan woke up in a burst of pain, and he found himself lying on a table like a turtle.Just as he was about to get up, the piercing pain in his back spread all over his body.Xiaochuan turned his head to look, and found an arrow stuck in his back!He suddenly recalled the bloodbath just now—it was all real, not a dream. Xiao Chuan took out his mobile phone, saw that there was still no signal, and cursed inwardly, damn the operator, there is always no signal when it is terrible! The instinct to survive made Xiao Chuan shout: "Doctor...Nurse...Is there anyone? Help!" The door of the room opened in response, and the young knight and the middle-aged man walked in carrying a stove. Xiao Chuan saw that they were saved. "Oh, you two came at the right time. My mobile phone has no signal. Please call 110, 120, 119! You can call me an ambulance." Both the young knight and the middle-aged man were confused. The young knight said, "I have only heard of bullock carts, horse carts, and chariots..." "Both of you, stop acting. I'm about to lose my grip here. Please tell the crew that I'm a work-related injury anyway. Help me find a big hospital for surgery." "Brother, I was looking for a doctor! My uncle is very skilled in medicine. He has been treating sword wounds in the army for many years, and he has a lot of experience. You can rest assured that he is here." "Well, it turned out to be an old military doctor, so don't stand there, do it quickly." The middle-aged man rolled up his sleeves and bowed his hands to Xiao Chuan: "Righteous man, the old man is about to attack, offended!" The middle-aged man opened the cloth bag in his hand, picked out a small knife from it, wiped it on his sleeve, and was about to attack Xiao Chuan's wound. Xiao Chuan couldn't help but blurted out: "Stop! You haven't sterilized yet! No matter how bad the conditions are, you should at least put the knife on the fire and burn it red, and then clean the wound with alcohol, so as to kill bacteria and prevent infection. , and an old military doctor, he doesn’t understand any of this!” The middle-aged man was a little impatient: "Why are you so wordy!" The young knight interjected: "Uncle, I heard what he said, and it seems reasonable. You might as well give it a try. It won't hurt." The middle-aged man sighed, heated the knife red on the fire, and then washed Xiao Chuan's wound with wine. After everything was done, just as he was about to cut the knife, Xiao Chuan yelled again. "Wait a minute, don't you need anesthesia for such a major operation?" "What is anesthesia?" asked the young knight. "It is to make people lose consciousness and feel no pain..." After hearing this, the middle-aged man became even more annoyed: "Even though a man is dead, he won't frown, pain is nothing!" After hearing this, the young knight happily smiled and said, "This man's request is not too much, my nephew can do it!" "You are still a young man with strong understanding, thank you..." Before Xiao Chuan finished speaking, the young knight's fist had already hit him on the back of the head, and Xiao Chuan fell down on the table with his eyes open.The young knight clapped his hands and said, "My dear brother, you are welcome!" The middle-aged man also laughed: "The ears are finally quiet now! This 'anesthesia' method is very good, and I will make more use of it in the future!" Xiao Chuan fell into a coma, the middle-aged man completed the operation, the uncle and nephew tidied up and left the room.As soon as the door was closed, the tiger-shaped pendant on Xiao Chuan's chest immediately glowed red... The tiger-shaped pendant was still glowing red, and Xiao Chuan, who was in a coma, slowly came to life. He raised his hand and touched the white cloth on his chest, and found that the wound was no longer painful. Xiao Chuan picked up the tiger-shaped pendant on his chest, and kissed: "And You saved me, thank you!" There was the sound of "swish" sword dancing outside the window. Xiao Chuan stood up, leaned on the wall and walked slowly to the door. He saw the young knight practicing in the yard. A sword danced vigorously. Xiao Chuan couldn't help but shouted. : "Dude, good work!" Seeing that Xiao Chuan got out of bed, the young knight said in amazement, "Brother suffered such a serious injury, yet he was able to get up and walk so quickly. It's really strange! By the way, I don't know what to call my brother?" "You're welcome, you're welcome. My name is Yi Xiaochuan. I'm a photographer, and I'm good at scenery and people. What's my name, brother?" The young man cupped his hands: "I'm an underprivileged person. My surname is Xiang Mingji. The single character is Yu. People call me Xiang Yu." Xiao Chuan was stunned for a long time, then suddenly laughed: "Xiang Yu? Haha, I'm still Ying Zheng." "Hey, brother Yi is really courageous and knowledgeable, and the name of today's emperor can also be used as a joke!" "Okay, stop acting, you are too into acting." "Acting? Brother Yi, don't be joking. Xiang Yu will not change his name when he is going, and he will not change his surname when he sits. I am a descendant of Xiang Yan, a general of Chu State, and my uncle is Xiang Liang." The young knight took out a piece of paper and handed it to Xiao Chuan, who took it over and saw that it was a wanted warrant.The young knight continued: "Uncle killed someone for his friend's loyalty, and was sentenced to beheaded. I went to rob the execution ground. Now, is there anyone in a hundred miles who doesn't know our uncle and nephew? Now, I'm afraid no one is willing to fake my name!" After reading the arrest warrant, Xiao Chuan was full of doubts, and held Xiang Yu again, checked his clothes, beard, and hair, and found that they were all real.Xiao Chuan said in surprise: "Ah, could it be, this, this is really not acting, let me think, let me think..." Xiao Chuan quickly recalled, from being shot by an arrow to being tied up in the execution ground, to the sudden ray of light in front of his eyes, to putting the tiger-shaped pendant in the treasure box by himself in front of the car... Xiao Chuan suddenly woke up like a dream, and asked in fear: "Follow me Honestly, what year is it...?" "Thirty years since the first emperor, alas, six years have passed since Chu State fell, and six years have passed since my grandfather Xiang Yan committed suicide. I dare not forget my grandfather's last wish to restore Chu State." Xiao Chuan was stunned for a moment, and said to himself: "Could it be... I have arrived in the Great Qin Dynasty two thousand years ago?" Xiao Chuan pinched his left leg and his right leg, his chest and his back, and secretly bumped his head against the wall three or four times. After repeated severe pains, he finally determined that he was not dreaming.He couldn't help but secretly sighed that he had been a gangster, a handsome boy, a moonlight clan, an otaku clan, a Lohas clan... he never thought that he would eventually become a time-traveling clan and travel so far.The blow was not insignificant, but fortunately Yi Xiaochuan was a sparrow from Dongting Lake—he calmed down quickly after seeing the storm. After some analysis, he confirmed that the treasure box was the key to the gate of time and space.Since the Great Qin Dynasty is not fun, I'd better save my life and run away quickly! "Xiang Yu... Brother, did you see a treasure box around the execution ground? I lost it. It looks so, so, so..." Xiao Chuan said anxiously while gesticulating. Xiang Yu didn't take it seriously: "Brother Yi, money is something outside of your body, it's a blessing to have your life back, don't worry about it anymore..." Xiao Chuan wanted to cry but had no tears: "My...my little life is in its hands..." Before he finished speaking, he heard a hurried whistle from outside, Xiang Yu changed color, and the pursuers came!He pulled up Xiao Chuan and rushed out.While running wildly, Xiao Chuan lamented in his heart: Here we come again! Uncle and nephew Xiang Yu took Xiao Chuan and his men and galloped wildly. Just as they fled into a forest, they were ambushed, and countless tying ropes suddenly appeared.Xiang Yu and Xiang Liang had quick eyes and quick hands, and took their mounts across the rope in succession.Sitting on the back of Xiang Yu's horse, Xiao Chuan sighed: If they go to the Olympics, they will definitely get a gold medal in equestrianism! Others were not so lucky. They fell off their horses one after another and were instantly hacked to death by ambushes.Xiao Chuan returned to reality in a flash, what about gold medals and silver medals, escape is important! Seeing that the three of them were about to rush out of the encirclement, Xiang Liang's horse was poked by a spear and fell to the ground. Xiang Liang was thrown out.Seeing that Xiao Chuan was stunned for a while, he thought to himself: "My god! Could it be Lingbo Weibu? No, Duan Yu is from the Song Dynasty!" Before he could figure it out, Xiang Yu had already jumped off the horse.It turned out that Xiang Yu saw his uncle fall to the ground, and the pursuers came again, ready to fight side by side with his uncle.Xiang Yu clasped his fists together: "Brother Yi, this matter has nothing to do with you, you should run for your life!" Yi Xiaochuan knew very well that his life was saved by the two of them. Under such circumstances, he must not be ungrateful, and he was full of pride for a while: "I want to walk together, and I want to die together!" After speaking, he jumped off the horse and stood side by side with his uncle and nephew And stand. Seeing Xiao Chuan being so heroic, Xiang Yu praised: "Brother Yi is indeed so righteous, Xiang can make friends with you, there will be no regrets in this life!" Yi Xiaochuan nodded with a chic smile, and his heart was already pounding: As long as you are genuine Xiang Yu, not a counterfeit version, then you must be fine. You haven’t had a Hongmen banquet yet, and you definitely won’t die here. Otherwise, how would you pass the level? ? Ideas belong to ideas, fights still have to be fought, and lives still have to be fought.Yi Xiaochuan waved his sword indiscriminately to resist the officers and soldiers, but found that the chance of stabbing himself was much higher than stabbing the enemy. He simply threw away the sword and performed the accustomed Taekwondo, imitating Bruce Lee's posture, jumping on tiptoe Go, while screaming endlessly, while punching quickly.The officers and soldiers had never seen such a posture before, they thought he was epileptic, and they were a little dazed.Xiao Chuan took the opportunity to make a move, knocked down a few of them in an instant, and couldn't help but feel complacent, it was more enjoyable than punching sandbags... By the way, I thought of you as the hateful Gao Lan, so I had a good time! With a firm mind, Xiao Chuan immediately became motivated: "I'm flat, I'm flat, I'm flat!..." It's fun, but the effect is not ideal: Xiang Yu's uncle and nephew cut his hands softly, Xiao Chuan kicked his legs softly, but there are more and more officers and soldiers.Xiao Chuan said in his heart that if he continued like this, he would die of exhaustion even if he couldn't be beaten to death. But at this moment, a soy-sauced hornet "buzzed" passing by Xiao Chuan, and it didn't take the fierce battle into consideration at all.Xiao Chuan didn't miss it, his eyes lit up and he thought about it, he swayed, and rushed into the woods after the wasp. Following the wasps making soy sauce, Xiao Chuan found a basketball-sized beehive on a tree, and immediately he was overjoyed: Wow, they are "fighters among wasps" - killer bees. Xiao Chuan looked around to see if there was no one around, quickly untied his belt and took off his pants... Xiang Yu and his uncle were still fighting bitterly. He held a sharp sword in his hand and fought hard. Wherever the sword edge went, blood was everywhere, and batches of officers and soldiers who rushed forward became ghosts under his sword in the blink of an eye.Seeing Xiao Chuan run away, the uncle and nephew sighed: I can't blame him! The officers and soldiers dispersed their uncles and nephews, and the two could only fight on their own.Just as Xiang Liang was concentrating on meeting the enemy, a large net fell over his head and covered him, and the soldiers rushed up to tie him up tightly. The centurion appeared with a smile on his face: "How about it, old Xiang, you still can't beat me!" "If you want to kill or cut, it's up to you!" Xiang Liang knew that he was doomed, but he refused to give in. The centurion sneered: "How can I be willing to kill you now?" The sword that Xiang Yu was waving suddenly stopped in the air because he saw the centurion put the sword on Xiang Liang's neck and walked towards him, "Xiang Yu, if you don't let go, your uncle will die in front of you! " Panting for breath, Xiang Yu glared at the centurion viciously.The centurion pretended to inadvertently apply a little force, and the sword edge drew blood on Xiang Liang's neck.When Xiang Yu saw this, his eyes burned with anger, but he had no choice but to stand where he was, hesitating. Xiang Liang shouted anxiously: "Yu'er, don't be fooled by him, this fellow is cruel and ruthless, even if you catch him without a fight, the two of us will still die, you should go!" After Xiang Liang finished speaking, he slammed his neck against the blade of the sword. The centurion grabbed Xiang Liang and laughed loudly: "It's not that easy to die! Xiang Yu, if you obediently arrest me, I will give your uncles and nephews a good time." If not, I will slowly cut your uncle alive one by one, making his life worse than death! Otherwise, how can I be worthy of the nickname 'Living Hades' everyone gave me, haha..." Xiang Yu let out a long sigh and dropped his sword.The officers and soldiers rushed up, tied him up firmly, and pulled him together with Xiang Liang.Xiang Liang kept shaking his head and sighed: "Yu'er, why are you so pedantic!" When the centurion saw the success of the treacherous scheme, he immediately ordered: "Decision! Hmph, I can finally get rid of this heart disease!" The two long swords were raised high, and they were about to slash at the heads of Xiang Yu and Xiang Liang, when Xiao Chuan suddenly shouted: "Wait a minute! I haven't agreed yet, sir!"