Chapter 4 Chapter 4: Making up for the history of the Tang Dynasty in the Tang Dynasty

"Why, why can you be a eunuch, but I have to carry such a heavy historical burden to seduce a monk, and I will die so badly in the end?" Shen Xuan, no, she is now the fat sister of Princess Gaoyang, standing in a In front of the Tianjia in front of the window, and in front of a eunuch who seemed to have a face full of hatred, said dissatisfied. The eunuch's expression was very irritated, it seemed that he had eaten Chaotian pepper in the dog days and was so mad that he couldn't speak. "Student princess, don't get cheap and act good. If you have the ability, you can get into the body of this monster who is neither male nor female. It is very inconvenient to go to the bathroom, and you have to endure his life for such a long time. I am miserable, okay?" ?”

Shen Xuan is very satisfied with the performance of the branch secretary of the Wang Jian regiment. She smiled: "I don't have a penis in the first place, so I can run away, and there's nothing wrong with being a eunuch. You know the history well, and when you see your future master, you'll get goosebumps." The eunuch who smiles and flatters you will lose your wealth in the future, when the time travels back, I don’t know if the gold and silver treasures will drag a train or not, and you will not die." Wang Jian also showed a smile, thinking that if he didn't want to time-travel, he would wear them all, so he would be a worker in ancient times for a lifetime, and then return to modern times to be a billionaire and enjoy his life.

Two modern people are carrying the bodies of two unlucky men in the Tang Dynasty, and stepping on millions of mahogany stools, planning to complete the fate of this journey, and what it will be like to have a net worth of over 100 million, all of them are smiling. Hey, who said there is nothing good about time travel? Wang Jian suddenly changed his sincere expression, looked at Shen Xuan and said, "Princess, I have something to ask you for help." "Okay! What's the matter?" Shen Xuan was very happy to see him begging herself. "I wonder, if you are hanged in the future, can you take me with you?" Wang Jian seemed to be saying that it was as easy as passing a piece of toilet paper in the toilet.

Shen Xuan's eyes were so wide that they were about to go out of frame: "Wow, your request is really, very individual. Could it be that seeking death is also a fashion." "No, I was thinking, if you time travel back, I have nothing to do, and everyone will have a companion when time travels back together." "Aren't you afraid of changing history? We can't go back." "Wow, I'm not a big historical figure. Small people don't have a big impact on history. I'm a little eunuch. I'm going to die no matter what. I don't have such a heavy responsibility like you." Wang Jian was very aggressive at this time.

"Then you want to go back with me, do you want to go back to modern times so that you can pick on me? Let me tell you, I'm not interested in guys who are neither male nor female. I'm not a pervert." Shen Xuan immediately became excited and expressed From being affectionate. "I beg you, I just thought, if you two go back together, you can bring more things, otherwise, how can you move that big wooden bed back, tens of millions of things, can you move them?" "I can't move it, can you move it again? The ancient scriptures you collected are deadly, can you move them back again." Shen Xuan also knew his collecting hobby.

"That's why, two people are always stronger. Let's go back together. It's not interesting to stay in this group of ancient people. Besides, I still miss my mobile phone very much." Wang Jian began to nostalgia. His nostalgia also made Shen Xuan's heart flutter: "It's better in our time. Now that I'm bored, it's good to watch TV! What happy boy voice, Super Sunday, I guess, I guess, I guess, and, That Kangxi is here, you can still go to the cinema, have a milkshake, vanilla, anyway, I have money, go to Starbucks." She was intoxicated in her fantasy, Wang Jian's eyes widened, and he began to suspect that he had followed the wrong master. This woman obviously has no brains, is this how she lives when she is rich?Of course, it is to buy a car, at least the grade of a Mercedes-Benz, wow, haha, you can drive a Mercedes-Benz, even if you are a eunuch now, what does it matter.

Wang Jian and Shen Xuan were completely mixed up, and the two were always inseparable, causing many court ladies to secretly suspect. But doubts are doubts, this kind of Moore code eyes can't flash in front of the princess, it will be decapitated. However, at this moment, the princess was hiding in a corner with this little eunuch who seemed to be troubled, doing something that should be seen. In class, there is no need to doubt that Shen Xuan travels through the millennium to the Tang Dynasty to listen to the eunuch secretary of the alien mollusc chin to give a history class. It was so complicated, Shen Xuan started to pat her head with her hands, as if she didn't want to learn.

But one sentence shocked her. "Student, do you want to die gorgeously, or do you want to be stuffed into the sewer by others, then squeezed into a meat paste, and then washed into the river to be eaten by fish to die?" Princess, Shen Xuan began to feel unbalanced. "If you want to live well and go back to modern times with your treasures, don't be lazy. This is not an exam. If you fail the exam, run away. Let's learn geography first." "Oh." The learner answered desperately. "The place where we are now is called Xi'an." The eunuch looked like a teacher.

Shen Xuan opened her eyes wide: "Why not Beijing?" She was hit on the head, and Wang Jian vomited blood: "Apart from watching a few Qing palace movies, what other serious things have you done to help you understand history?" "This... this..." Shen Xuan couldn't speak. However, a guy as great as her with the spirit of time travel and sacrifice will not admit defeat. She raised her arms and said, "Why do you have to be in Xi'an? I think Nanjing is better." Shen Xuan has never been to Xi'an. With her shallow knowledge of geography and history, she only knows that there are terracotta warriors and horses in that place, and the wind and sand can blow people away. I really can't figure out why the mighty Tang Dynasty would do such a mentally retarded thing.It is so far away from Beijing, it will be inconvenient to move the capital in the future, and it will take more than 30 hours by train, so many people...

Huge waterfalls of sweat appeared on Wang Jian's face, looking at this time-traveling woman with only an antique brain, wow, how to explain to her, how can he give an answer to this kind of thing. "It seems that you don't know anything about Xi'an. This handsome guy will be an enlightenment teacher for you. Xi'an is the capital because of its shape. Qin ruled the Kanto. Although the six kingdoms have been in power for hundreds of years, they were finally destroyed by the strong Qin. You What I saw was Xi’an two thousand years later, which was wiped out many times by military disasters and fires, and the essence was gone, so I don’t think Xi’an is good.”

Wang Jian was intoxicated by the long river of history, and he didn't feel the crisis coming. He almost seemed to be speaking alone, and his arrogance had already stepped on the princess's head. "Showing off, showing off naked, it seems that he hasn't understood his identity yet." Shen Xuan bent down quietly, and stretched out her chubby hand to pick up her shoes. The golden jade shoes are worth 6.5 million yuan alone, and 33 million yuan in groups, and no one has sold them yet.The little bug next to my ear started buzzing again. "So... the Xi'an we are in now is not the same as what you see in the 21st century, but a woman with big breasts and no brains like you will not understand." Wang Jian's teeth began to restless want to be beaten to the ground. Zhou Xingchi's signature voice sounded: "I fight!" Shen Xuan successfully made intimate contact between the shoe and the face of the dead eunuch, successfully causing the guy to fall to the ground. "Don't hit, don't hit, don't hit the face." The eunuch finally successfully escaped from the role of the history teacher. It's true that the upper body can be beaten down by such a violent beating. Some court ladies looked sideways, and then acted horrible. "You still dare to make a request. Miss Ben has long disliked you. Ah, I'll hit you!" The dust flew up, startling a group of butterflies, dragging their bodies that were too fat to fly, appearing on the screen like a crow, and three black lines fell from the faces of the maids. Time stood still, only the eunuch's screams. Ten minutes later, the time-traveling duo who had re-confirmed the master-servant contract started a new round of communication. "Master, this slave offended you just now, and I will apologize to you." "No need, pig-headed king, where did you talk just now? Go on, don't make this girl unhappy." "I started my army from Shanxi to the Taizu, and I first conquered Chang'an before I got the terrain. The land of Chang'an is surrounded by fortresses. There are Ganquan and Gukou in the north, Jing and Wei in the south, Long and Shu on the right, Zuoguan and Pei, and fight hard. Millions, thousands of war horses, if the advantage is to attack, if the disadvantage is to enter, this is the land of kings. The Taizu eliminated Xue Ju, Xue Rengao, Li Gui, Liu Wuzhou, Wang Shichong, Dou Jiande, Xiao Xian and Liang Shi in ten years. They are all waiting for the giant bandits. Although the emperor is wise and martial, and knows how to fight well, Chang'an's victory is also an important reason." Wang Jian looked at Shen Xuan with a sense of accomplishment. "I don't understand! Do you think you are reciting information found on Baidu?" Shen Xuan opened her eyes and looked at Wang Jian hard. The look in her eyes meant that if you don't make it clear now, you will die even worse. Wang Jian understood immediately. "Well, princess, let's finish it in one sentence. The current Chang'an is 10,000 times better than the American New York in our time and space." "Now I understand. By the way, let me ask you a question, what does our current city have to do with Chang'an?" Wang Jian finally gave up his reform plan, some people cannot be taught by words.