Chapter 3 Chapter 3 Gao Yang's historical task is arduous!

In a daze, Shen Xuan was taken to a side room by the little eunuch. He turned around and closed the door, locked the windows, and looked around for holes in the room, and also checked the roof for ear wires. Wow, that's an exaggeration, Shen Xuan felt that he had watched Zhang Jizhong's Jin Yong TV series too much, and that figure really imitated the appearance of a righteous man being hunted down. Then, the little eunuch turned his head slowly, and the face of a revolutionary comrade with bitter hatred and deep hatred rose slowly in the middle of the room. He was wearing a black robe and a small cap, and strode up to the underground party in Sister Jiang's family. In front of him, he grasped Shen Xuan's fat hand, gritted his teeth and shouted: "Comrade!!" That expression met his mother, met the party, and the prodigal son turned his head and saw Jin.

Well, Shen Xuan's scalp is numb. Could it be that he wants to lure me into bed? No, even though I occupy someone else's body, and even though this fat girl doesn't look like a beauty, how can I lose myself to a eunuch? But having said that, the chief eunuch is quite handsome. Why, why did the men in the Tang Dynasty, even the eunuchs, look so good-looking? Could it be that behind the economic prosperity is the great sacrifice of these handsome men. Thinking about where to go, I was about to think more deeply, but was interrupted by the eunuch. "I'm the Youth League branch secretary of Jiang University, a cadre of the student union. I'm 20 years old this year. I was just about to join the party. Before I could join the party, I transmigrated and became a eunuch. I thought I could only die of old age alone. With such a big backer like you, your life is really good, you traveled well, and you passed into the princess' body." The little eunuch's face shone brightly, and he could really sing along with Dongfanghong.

Jiang University, Shen Xuan quickly figured it out, it is only a second-rate university anyway, as the secretary of the Youth League branch, he feels good about himself, and he is also a member of the student union, no wonder he calls me a comrade, he must be annoyed by the bureaucracy. God, is the guardian angel you sent to stare at me drunk? Why did this angel meet the type of person I hate the most? Shen Xuan feels hatred for everyone's guardian angel. But that guy obviously did too much for the report: "My name is Wang Jian, how about you? How did you get through it?" "Here, my name is Shen Xuan. I just slipped through after sleeping, how about you?"

"I'm worse than you. I was passed through while I was taking a nap. As soon as I woke up, I became a eunuch without a penis. My God! I haven't even used a penis in the 21st century." , it’s wasted.” Shen Xuan didn't know what expression to use to comfort this Wang Jian who had lost the function of a penis in the 21st century, but she obviously felt that she had many advantages, so she could only express the sympathy of the strong for the weak to this miserable traveler . But before she could get more intoxicated, Wang Jian let out a few cold snorts, each of which meant: "Haha, how much better do you think you are than me!"

Shen Xuan's back turned cold, and she stared at him in horror. Wang Jian's handsome face without a long beard showed a complacent expression: "You don't know whose body you're put into, don't you! You're put into Princess Gaoyang's body, you will have a short life. " "Wahhaha, this joke is so cold, why am I in a cold sweat! My head is a little dizzy, my legs are a little weak, and my lips are a little trembling. Could it be that I am afraid? Why is the figure in front of me blurry?" Shen Xuan could only sigh and ask the sky, why there are so many princesses in the world, so many dynasties, Kangxi gave birth to more than a hundred sons and daughters, and the princesses in it all lined up to go to the entrance of the cinema, and she didn't wear them herself, but she met a short-lived princess life.

Princess Gaoyang seems to have a little impression, of course I have watched a few TV episodes like "The Love History of the Tang Dynasty" and "Daming Palace Ci", but "Daming Palace Ci" is about Princess Taiping, haha, luckily I didn't travel to Taiping On the princess, otherwise, in the 21st century, being called Princess Taiping, after finally traveling through time and space, she is still Princess Taiping, and she will definitely be depressed to the point of madness. Wang Jian looked at the chubby princess with crooked hair and ugly clothes in front of her, holding her small round face with her short index finger, making her drool, and knew that she was thinking again. The train is gone.

He patted the table, hinting at the daydreaming princess. "Do you have a bad history?" The little eunuch's face stretched out, Shen Xuan was startled, and screamed in her heart, I hate the eunuch's smooth chin without a beard, it really looks like a mollusk. "Did you pass the exam?" Continue to hate. "I didn't listen to the lecture seriously in class!" It was really annoying. "I didn't get into a good school in the college entrance examination!" It's not an ordinary dislike. "Your history teacher hates you!" No more than I hate eunuchs.

"So, you don't understand anything!" A slap in the face, damn it, when Shen Xuan couldn't bear it anymore, she started to show violence, she really hit the magic star, and even in the Tang Dynasty, someone came to expose her old background. Anyway, I'm a princess now, so I can't save myself a little face. What kind of Qing Dynasty history do I need to learn to be a princess of the Tang Dynasty?Already very short-lived, should it be as short as nanoparticles to be satisfied? Wang Jian was a little angry, but he was unlucky to be put into the body of an eunuch. After all, she was a princess. Although she was very violent, but in history, Princess Gaoyang was said to be extravagant, lustful, violent and indiscriminate.

After a slap, Wang Jian said honestly: "I used to have a good history, and I was a history class representative. I know a little about the Tang Dynasty. You are Princess Gaoyang, the seventeenth daughter of Li Shimin. You are intelligent and favored." Married to Prime Minister Fang Xuanling's second wife's legacy, the husband and wife were not in harmony. Later, he had a private meeting with Bianji, a monk from Huichang Temple and a student of Xuanzang. Several years later, when the incident happened, Bianji was cut in half, and the maids around Princess Gaoyang He was executed. After Li Zhi ascended the throne, Princess Gaoyang began to have fun with the monks. The three monks encouraged Princess Gaoyang to overthrow Li Zhi and rebel, and was sentenced to death at the age of twenty-seven."

Shen Xuan's head was getting bigger, and she hurriedly stopped: "I know you have good grades, so don't need to show off, let's explain what's going on in human language!" Wang Jian was upset, the expression on his face was that you are so stupid, but he had to say, so he had to say in a deadpan way: "In other words, you are a prodigal daughter, your father liked you, but married you Fang Yiai, your husband and wife's sex life is not harmonious, so you hooked up with the monk, and later your father found out, it was too late to PK, and the monk's level was too low, so your father cut the monk across the board, and later, your brother When you become the emperor, you tried to rebel, but you failed, and you were instantly killed."

Shen Xuan's expression is that you are also a master of the Internet, you are all game language, but you understand everything. "You mean, I must live such a miserable life." Shen Xuan's face clearly stated that I would not do it. Whoever wants to travel through this kind of drudgery, why bother me. "Sure, if you still want to go back." Wang Jian's words really make people feel so excited, of course I want to go back, otherwise what are you doing here, there is not even a flush toilet, it is so impossible to go online, and you have to give people death, seduce monks, and husband The sex life is not harmonious, what kind of rotten princess is this, the taste is really unique, she actually has a bald head. "If you want to go back, don't change the history. You can travel through history first. The history book has been written. You are like an actor. Just follow the script. If you must change the script, then we The subsequent history will be affected, and we will not be able to go back." "You mean, I was hanged up, and after I was killed in seconds, I completed this period of history, and I can go back to modern times." "Theoretically so." A very strange scene appeared in the room, a handsome beardless guy was pressing on a fat and gorgeous princess, and the princess pinched his neck with her hands. "Theory, what you said is theory." Wang Jian finally struggled out of the fat claws, panting and said: "You will die if you read more books in the 21st century. This theory is Einstein's theory of relativity. We can go back. If you are interested in science If you don’t believe it, then just be superstitious, once our mission is completed, the soul can return to modern times, so that we can get rid of the fate of being a ghost!” Shen Xuan was also sitting there, looking at Wang Jian weakly: "You said, ghost upper body, you think you are a red lady from the end of the world, who writes ghost stories. We are time travel now, please, don't be so supernatural." "That's right, what's the matter, we are also ghosts on other people's bodies, you really don't take it seriously by occupying other people's bodies, lose weight! You are so fat." "In the Tang Dynasty, fat was regarded as beautiful, and fat was regarded as beautiful." "Beautiful, so beautiful that you can't even stand up when you sit down, come on, I'll drag you, oh my god, it's so heavy." From that day on, there was a princess in the Tang Palace who threatened to become a monk when she saw a handsome guy. Wow, this princess is really devoted to Buddha, to be kind to others, to be a Buddha sincerely, and she will be protected. Protection, Buddha, you protected me and immediately fell asleep to that monk called Changing Chicken, wow, who beat me so painfully. A eunuch's soft extraterrestrial chin stretched out: "It's an identification machine, don't memorize the typos." Reader friend, god, ignore that guy, a hapless dick with no use for a dick, I keep begging, if only I sleep with that monk, I can go back to the 21st century and enjoy a Coca-Cola on the rocks, watch the episode Variety shows, put on a beautiful fashion makeup, and go shopping in the mall. In the breeze, the imperial palace looks so magnificent, symbolizing the dignity of the emperor, and under the dignity of the emperor is a guy who is facing God and praying for Buddha. If love is a woman's religion, then this fat Princess Gaoyang must be an atheist, and her leader, Mr. Monk, has not yet arrived. It's so empty, so boring, I'd better meet a few handsome guys first, and cheat a few priceless treasures to live my life.