Chapter 45 Section 45: Fire prevention, theft prevention and acquaintance prevention

After searching for a long time, I started to get annoyed.It was not easy to find a suitable house, but we finally found it. Every time Lu Xu and I opened our mouths, the landlord would look at us with one-third of his eyes when he heard our Beijing movies, and said in a cadence: Beijing ah?Damn, I was thinking in my heart, dare you Shanghai have enmity with Beijing or something!And those shrewd women are all calling out sky-high prices to negotiate with you. That time, there was a house with good conditions. When we asked the price, the woman blurted out that 35,000 square meters is the same price!Damn, I wanted to tell you to get the hell out of me at the time, this is the place you have been ravaging for several years, and it's not that Qin Shihuang has been nesting here for three years, you must be selling the Efang Palace!

So I gave up, and after searching for a house for a month without any progress, I said to Lu Xu, come on, you can just move to my house, my house is spacious enough for many horses to live in. At that time, it was on Huaihai Road where the traffic was so fast and the horses were like dragons. Lu Xu listened to it for a long time and did not respond. He just stayed there and stared at me expressionlessly. Stutteringly asked me: and... live with you? I understood right then, this young man looks clean, his head is full of pornographic things like other men, I know what he is thinking.So I looked at him with disdain and said, dirty!It's better to match what she said, she said that men are lower body animals.Those men keep telling you that they will give you happiness for the rest of your life, but they are actually saying that they will give you happiness for the rest of your life!

Lu Xu looked at me angrily again, and yelled at me furiously. I suspected that he must have been a lion in his previous life, so he yelled at me, Lin Lan, I was thinking of you as a girl, and let people outside know No, I'm nasty?I am a real Mr. Dong Guo, who kindly saved a white-eyed wolf! I just wanted to laugh when I saw him like that, Mr. Dong Guo, why don't you say that you are Liu Xiahui? In the end Lu Xu moved in. At first he couldn't find a good house, and his small dormitory was really uninhabitable.Secondly, he ran to my house to have a look that day, and then he was dumbfounded for two minutes and couldn't speak.Indeed, that was the reaction I had when I first saw the house.Lu Xu and I grew up in the middle class in a petty bourgeoisie environment, and when we saw this house, we also spurted blood.After Lu Xu condemned me for extravagance and specialization and condemning me for being ignorant of hardship and simplicity with a serious expression for more than ten minutes, he waved at me and said vigorously, I decided to move in.After speaking, he smiled treacherously at me, his eyes were crooked, and to be honest, he was pretty good-looking.

Although I took the initiative to let Lu Xu live in, but to be honest, I have no idea. I have been thinking all day long that if my mother wants to know that I live under the same roof with the same man in Shanghai, my mother will definitely come directly from the house. The airport flew over and strangled me, but I didn't run away!So I have been guarding against acquaintances all day long, and I have three rules for Lu Xu: first, you are not allowed to bring outsiders back;I threatened Lu Xu, if people find out that I live with you, I will definitely quit, but you will definitely not live if I die!After I finished speaking, I suddenly remembered a line from a movie: I will kill myself first, then I will kill your whole family, and then I will run away.Didn’t Hong Kong’s entertainment industry say in the past, fire prevention, theft and journalists, I think I am preventing theft and acquaintances!