Chapter 9 second quarter

Saw that "funny cop" right after doing the pawn shop business. Not far from Ueno Station, in the middle of the sidewalk leading to the main road, that guy was walking forward.Of course, the "funny cops" are fictional characters, they can't be real people, they just look alike. "It looks very rich." "Cash that can walk." It seems to be a very high-end suit. LV leather bag.A gold watch is faintly visible inside the cuff.It's really weird to say that rich guys seem to have a soft spot for gold porn. "Let's do another business."

"How to do it?" "Let's follow up first." It seems that because the business of the pawn shop is doing well, the old iron is in a high mood and is rarely full of energy. "The smell of cologne has come all the way here." "Like being in a latrine." The overly sweet scent makes one frown.Wu Ze and the two followed the "funny policeman" in a nonchalant manner. "Oh, look, Lao Wu, he's in a jewelry store. That guy is really rich." "Funny Police" pushed open the glass door and went in.Wu Ze and Lao Tie leaned against the wall, discussing head to head.

"Let's have a battle meeting." "it is good." But before the two of them reached a conclusion, the "funny policeman" had already come out of the shop.He had a cell phone in one hand and was talking to someone.Wu Ze made a silent gesture, pricking up his ears to eavesdrop. "Oh, there's nothing good left. It's only past noon... um... the good mornings are all sold out. Because today is just on sale... um... um... um... oh, it's okay, it doesn't matter, I'll definitely give it to you You buy a cute one." It sounded like he was talking to a woman. The "funny cop" keeps making promises on the phone as he walks slowly down the sidewalk.Wu Ze and Lao Tie followed behind.There seemed to be some joke on the other end of the phone, "Funny Policeman" suddenly burst into laughter, and then suddenly changed into a very nasty voice.

"Huh?...Huh?...Okay, I got it. I just have nothing to do this afternoon, so I'll just go and see another house." Wu Ze and the others were planning to continue following, when suddenly—— "...Ah, I'm sorry." A few meters in front of Wu Ze and the others, a girl in denim screamed.The girl had shoulder-length brown hair, and two snow-white slender thighs stretched out from under the short lotus leaf skirt.The crepe in hand is filled with ice cream.Then, the "funny policeman" walking in front of her also had ice cream on the back of his suit with a slice of banana on it.The piece of banana moved down the suit little by little, and moved, and moved - and finally fell to the ground with a "clack". "Funny Cop" turned around.

"……Sorry." The girl apologized again.His thin body was a little stiff, as if he was very frightened. The "funny policeman" didn't seem to understand what happened, and stared blankly at the crepe that the girl was holding on her chest.Seeing the mess on the top half of the crepe, it seemed that he finally realized it, and turned his head suddenly, wanting to check the situation behind him, but this kind of thing can't even be done by a skinny person, let alone a fat person like him people. The "funny policeman" took off his suit impatiently, and when he saw the white ice cream spread out in the middle, his thin eyes suddenly widened.

"Hey hey hey hey!" "Sorry... I didn't pay attention to watch..." A pitiful voice like a bird. "You did something bad, that little girl." "Did something bad." The girl took out a pink handkerchief from her handbag, and carefully wiped the suit of "Funny Police".The white part is bigger. "Hey hey hey hey!" "I'm sorry...it will be wiped soon..." Under the angrily glaring eyes of the "funny policeman", the girl desperately wiped away the traces of ice cream with a handkerchief.Halfway through wiping, the handkerchief was no longer usable, so the girl held the handkerchief in her mouth and took out a small packet of napkins to wipe it.Her efforts were not in vain, and the stain on the back of the suit finally slowly disappeared.Correspondingly, the expression of the "funny policeman" gradually softened.Of course, it doesn't matter whether it's clothes or expressions, it's not all right.

"...Okay." "Funny Policeman" said weakly. The girl held up a dirty napkin and looked up at the "funny policeman" with a handkerchief in her mouth.Seeing this scene, the expression of "Funny Police" completely relaxed. "There's nothing you can do if you don't pay attention." "I'm sorry... I'm really sorry." The girl shrank her head and returned the coat to the "funny policeman". "Funny Policeman" shook his head first, then nodded, took the clothes in a pretentiously elegant posture, and began to put them on.

"See that, old man?" "what did you see?" "She took the purse." With a hey sound, Lao Tie looked at the two of them. "Funny Cop" was about to leave at this time.Just as he turned around completely, the girl who had been silently bowing her head suddenly moved.She raised her head quietly at first, then quickly turned around and ran - she passed Wu Ze and the others in the blink of an eye. Wu Ze turned his head to look at the "funny policeman" again, only to see that he suddenly stopped, straightened his fat body, and hurriedly fumbled up and down his clothes.The movement got faster and faster, then faster.He turned sharply.At this time, the girl was already twenty meters away from him.I don't know if she noticed the movement of the "funny policeman", the girl suddenly stopped, looked back, and the eyes of the two collided.

"Hey!" With this shout, the "funny policeman" ran up.The girl also ran, but suddenly bumped into a pedestrian.The girl fell to the ground with a thud.At this time, the "funny policeman" approached the girl thumping.Seeing something bad, the girl took out the wallet from her handbag and threw it back forcefully.That's the wallet of "Frank Cop."The wallet draws a long parabola over the head of the "funny policeman". With an angry expression on his face, the "funny policeman" stepped back a few steps and picked up the wallet that fell on the sidewalk.He stood still and hesitated for a moment, as if he wanted to let it go, but suddenly became angry again, and continued to chase the girl.The girl got up and started to run forward again.

"We are all colleagues, let's help!" The old iron shouted and chased after the girl.He lifted the hem of the kimono, clogs thumped, and turned to Wu Ze and shouted: "Old Wu, stop that guy!" "what?" Wu Ze felt that there was no reason to help a thief, but obviously he had no time to hesitate at this time.He had no choice but to see the timing, and suddenly jumped in front of the "funny policeman".Then, as if being hit by a huge ball, Wu Ze's body was bounced heavily and flew out, and he fell to the ground with his buttocks. The "funny policeman" stopped with an ah, and looked at Wu Ze.Wu Ze grasped his chest with both hands, gasping for breath, his jaw chattering. The "funny policeman" cast a last glance in the direction where the girl was running, and finally gave up the idea of ​​chasing, and trotted to Wu Ze's side.

"Are you OK?" "Heart... heart... heart heart..." "Should I call an ambulance? Hello!" The spectators gathered gradually.Wu Ze was worried that if he acted too much, someone would call an ambulance, so he quickly acted like he was fine. The "funny policeman" let out a heavy breath, as if relieved, stretched his neck and bowed to Wu Ze. "I'm sorry. The thief stole my wallet just now..." "it's okay no problem." Wu Ze briskly stopped the other party's words. "Things that collide together will inevitably happen to anyone." Wu Ze stood up, looked back and forth, signaled to the "funny policeman" and the onlookers that he was fine, and then left.He took a few steps, glanced back, and saw the "funny policeman" checking the wallet he had just picked up.Judging from his expression, the girl hadn't had time to withdraw the money yet. "Funny Police" put his wallet back into his suit pocket and blended into the crowd. Wu Ze took out his mobile phone from his pocket, intending to call Lao Tie, but this phone was just bought, and Lao Tie's number was not stored yet, so he had to dig out the old mobile phone from the other pocket, turn on the power, and call Lao Tie.The old iron connected immediately. "Old man, where are you?" "Park, Ueno Park." "Where's the thief?" "Together. I sprained my ankle and I'm resting. Well, the small shop next to the unbearable pool. There are tables and chairs outside." Wu Ze knew that place and told Lao Tie to go there. "By the way, Lao Wu, are you calling me with your old mobile phone now?" "Yeah, the new phone doesn't save your number." "Ah, no wonder." Wu Ze hung up the phone and walked to Shangye Park. "Here and here." The old iron in a kimono, holding a plastic bottle of green tea in his hand, waved at Wu Ze.Opposite the open-air table, sat the girl just now.Lao Tie turned his head towards her, as if telling her that his friend was coming.The girl glanced at Wu Ze slightly, then turned her head back.Another bottle of tea is placed on the table, it seems to be bought by Lao Tie, the lid has not been opened - it is because he is depressed because he didn't get it, because he ran over without asking Lao Tie to help, and was angry with him , or are you wary of the old iron and yourself?In the end, this possibility should be the highest.In any case, my side is obviously a strange middle-aged duo who suddenly appeared, and one is wearing a suit and the other is wearing a kimono, so it's strange not to be wary. "Are your feet okay?" Wu Ze sat down on an empty chair.The girl didn't even lift her eyelids.Wu Ze gave a wry smile, looked up and down the silent girl, and then—— "What's the matter, old Wu?" Girl's eyes.Under the brown hair, the girl's eyes were staring at the table top.Thin and fair face.Tight lips. "—Old Wu?" Wu Ze finally came to his senses, opened his mouth, forced a wry smile, and replied ambiguously: "Oh, it's nothing, that... feels a bit like my daughter." Old Tie lowered his eyes, pursed his lips, and nodded seriously. "So, it's about the same age as your daughter."

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