Chapter 79 Chapter Seventy-Nine

Hong Bo saw that person had a special appearance, and replied loudly: "I'm not a Confucian scholar, I'm a wanderer, who are you?" The man looked up to the sky and said with a smile, "I am Duke Zhou." Xie An grabbed Hong Bo from the side and said, "Don't pay attention to him! He is full of benevolence, justice and morality, and he is full of male robbers and female prostitutes. Be careful that he abducts your girlfriend." Although the Duke of Zhou was nearly a hundred years old, his ears were still quite good, and he scolded: "Your husband, the Eastern Jin Dynasty has perished, and you still want to make a comeback?! The battle of Feishui was mainly due to Xie Xuan's contribution. You sit at home all day waiting Eat what's ready-made. Who abducts whom? You abducted Li Jing's daughter-in-law to your home!"

I saw a person flashing by, persuading: "Forget it, forget it, Mr. Zhou, don't say a few words, Xie Xianggong abducted Hong Fu, didn't you Mr. Zhou also abducted Su Dongpo's daughter-in-law Chaoyun, forget it, forget it! " Duke Zhou trembled when he heard this, and shouted, "Hmph, you Yimin people vent your breath through one nostril!" A slender young woman next to her stepped forward, holding Zhou Gong on her arm, and said, "Husband, forget it, forget it, they are all wire urine cover spoons - making it up! Let's go back to the Confucian country, don't delay the trip." Holding Zhou Gong's back, he helped him walk to the carriage by the river.

Hong Fu said: "That young woman is Chao Yun, who lives in the Ru country and is Duke Zhou's concubine." At this time, Xie An had a ceremony with the official, and he also got acquainted with the official with Hongbo and Xiaozhi. It turned out that the official was Zheng Banqiao, who lived here all the year round, but saw: With a bitter face and hard bones, without the charm of Zhu Ziyu; with a poor liver and a dry belly, full of writing and ink.Don't want to shoulder shoulders, but take off a hundred pieces of black yarn; willing to be cold, only have a seat with a broken collar.Reciting poems and painting, but also free and easy; fishing while lying high, without losing the dignified spirit!

Zheng Banqiao said: "If it's noon today and you come to my house for dinner, let's have a good talk." A group of people followed Zheng Banqiao to a small bridge and filed to a place where they saw: Pengmen autumn grass, surrounded by a circle of fences; broken alleys every year, carrying a bowl of lantern flowers.The old curtains on the sparse windows reflect a broken sword; the remaining mats and valley pillows are covered with black gauze.A few hens, hatching only one nest of eggs, hid behind the house, afraid of being ashamed.A pair of white geese, guarding a puddle of muddy water, jumped in front of the yard, vying to be the first to flap.

There is also a couplet on both sides of the Pengmen: Yangzhou has a strange name, bookstalls sell paintings laughingly, There is a clump of willows behind the courtyard. Xie An took out a few big silver coins from his pocket and handed them to the book boy of Zheng Banqiao's family, and told him to go to the market to buy some wine and vegetables, and they came to the upper room.For a while, the book boy was carrying a flagon, beef and vegetables.When the grain bag came back, Hongfu called Xiaozhi to work in the kitchen. Chen Hongbo, Zheng Banqiao, and Xie An narrated a story, and Hongfu brought up the cooked beef and vegetables;The drunken people are drunk, and they are happy when they couple sentences to poems.I saw Xie Tiao came here and said to Xie An: "Master, Zu Di and Liu Kun are here to visit." Then Xie An and Hong Fu had to say goodbye to Hong Bo and others.

Hong Bo, Xiao Zhi, and Zheng Banqiao continued talking until evening. After dinner, Banqiao left the two of them to sleep, picked up the clean west room, and invited the two to go to bed separately; they also brought some black gauze and put them under Hong Bo and Xiao Zhi's pillows. , smiled and said: "A black gauze must be taken off early, so that you can sleep in it." After that, he drifted away. Sleeping until noon on the second day, Zheng Banqiao called the book boy to wake Hong Bo and Xiao Zhi to have dinner, and then took the two of them out for a stroll. They came to Yi Minguo Market, but saw taverns and bookstores open in twos and twos.Banqiao dragged the two of them to a bookstore, and saw a couplet saying:

Qing Han doesn't need fame but seeks no merit Wealth and honor are just false criticisms The three of them went inside, only to see a fat official calling for several clerks to write at their desks.Zheng Banqiao greeted the official and said: "Jin Shengtan, I have brought two rare guests." Upon hearing this, Jin Shengtan stood up, looked at Hong Bo and Xiao Zhi and asked, "Are you good history?" Zheng Banqiao said with a smile: "These two are wanderers. One is Chen Hongbo and the other is Luo Xiaozhi, and they have traveled so far." Upon hearing this, Jin Shengtan hurriedly said: "I have long admired your name, please come inside! Please come inside!" Saying this, he let him into the room.I saw the statue of Guan Yu standing on the table, and the lingering fragrance wafted from the incense burner.

Hong Bo said: "Mr. Jin also worships Guan Gong." Jin Sheng sighed: "Where can we talk about it? It's just because of the misrepresentation before. When I think of Guan Yu escorting his sister-in-law Gan and Mrs. Mi to ride alone for thousands of miles, Cao Cao ordered the three of them to live in the same room. Since ancient times, heroes love beauties! Unexpectedly, at night, Guan Gong held the Qinglong Yanyue knife, followed by Zhou Cang, Guan Ping, Guan Ling, Guan Xing and others; Guan Ping twisted my neck and shouted: "My king is selfless all his life Unmarried wives, I'm waiting for a few adopted sons, Diao Chan is beautiful, but my father doesn't have any evil thoughts when he comes to haunt my father, how could he have the heart of a dirty sister-in-law?! You are really hateful, you should be killed for slandering my father It should be chopped off!' I was so frightened that I knelt down and begged, "I must pay homage to Grandpa Guan every month to atone for my great crime." After hearing this, Guan Gong and others let me go, so I set up this statue of Guan Gong, and I must worship every day. "

While talking, I could only hear the sound of drums and music outside, and the sound of people.A group of people hurriedly went outside to observe, and saw dozens of carriages filled with pearls and jade, guarded by more than a hundred elite soldiers on both sides; can't remember. Hong Bo asked Xiaozhi again, and Xiaozhi seemed to recognize her too, but she couldn't remember either. Zheng Banqiao and Jin Shengtan took them to some bookstores;Hongfu sent his family to invite a few people over for dinner, and when they went, Zudi and Liu Kun happened to be there too, and the conversation got to the point where they were in a good mood.

That night, the two stayed in Xie An's residence.After staying for several days, Hongbo and Xiaozhi wanted to say goodbye.Xie An, Liu Kun, Xie Tiao, Xie Lingyun, Jin Shengtan, Zheng Banqiao, etc. had no choice but to give money to see them off.After sending it for more than twenty miles, Xie An instructed: "This way, we will pass through countries such as the country of Yingxian, the country of corrupt scholars, the country of monks, the country of alchemists, the country of ghosts, the country of princesses, the country of restoration, and the country of gold. Take care and be careful on the road. , Xiaodongtian has a meeting." Hong Bo and Xiaozhi shed tears and then went east again.

Unexpectedly, after traveling for about a hundred days and a distance of several hundred miles, there are no shadows of Yingxian and other countries. I can only see high mountains and deep valleys.It turned out that the two lost their way and came to the northeast.Hongbo and Xiaozhi have eaten wild fruits and bathed in spring water for the past few days, but they were also exhausted, but it was getting late, so they got into a cave and fell asleep. After sleeping until midnight, Hong Bo was woken up by a gust of cold wind, and when he woke up, Luo Xiaozhi was nowhere to be seen, and he broke out in a cold sweat; he hurried out of the hole, and there was no shadow of Xiaozhi in the vast night.Hong Bo called out a few times, but only the howling of wolves and the roaring of tigers could be heard, so he had to bite the bullet and search deep. There were many thorns along the way, and after traveling for about twenty miles, I saw a light ahead.Hong Bo ran to find the light, it turned out to be a ruined temple, and there was a couplet on the temple gate: ancient and modern silence scrutiny under the moon Chen Hongbo pushed open the temple gate, and saw that the courtyard was neat, with withered pines and cypresses, and a clump of dangerous bamboos.With the lamps on in the west chamber, Hong Bo tiptoed to the window, looked in through the crack of the window, and couldn't help breaking out in a cold sweat.I saw a big fat monk coaxing a young woman to sleep. The young woman clearly refused, and she was covering her face with tears and her powder in ashes.The young woman is also somewhat pretty, rich and beautiful, with a springy pink face.While Hong Bo was watching, he suddenly heard a person behind him yelling: "How courageous! How dare you peek?!" As he spoke, he grabbed Hong Bo with one hand, and he struggled left and right, but he couldn't move a bit. He just cried out in his heart. The man waved his hand and shouted: "Aren't you tied up for me?" With a yell, several blue-faced men in night clothes rushed in outside the temple, held Hong Bo down, found out the rope, and tied him up. In the west wing, the fat monk left the young woman behind and ran out of the room with a sharp knife. When the leading man saw the monk, he cupped his hands and said, "Master, I came here on a night watch, and I happened to see this guy peeking at the window. Get caught by me!" The monk took the torch from everyone and said to Hong Bo, "Who are you? It's midnight, why are you here?!" Hong Bo said: "I'm a wanderer. I traveled here, but I came here by mistake because I was looking for my friend Luo Xiaozhi." When the man heard this, he yelled angrily: "Nonsense! Judging by your appearance, you must be a spy from the Celestial Dynasty. You really recruited it?" I asked several times in a row, but to no avail.The monk said: "'Flying on the Grass', take him to see the king, it will disturb my sweet dreams!" The "Flying on the Grass" promised, and walked up the ridge with a follower pushing Hong Bo.After walking about thirty miles, I arrived at a mountain villa, which was quite large and magnificently built, as evidenced by a gift: The stream and spring are clear, flowing through the willows on the stone pine bank; the clear frost is stained with red cold maple and pomegranate.The overlapping pavilions hide the infinite romance; the green reeds in the clear pond reflect the fishing boat.A glass of good wine, always pay the spring breeze, no worries on the mountains for a thousand years; a few times of idleness, enjoy shooting and hunting, pick wild flowers and lose weight! At this time, it was already dawn, "Flying on the Grass" brought Chen Hongbo to a hall, tied him to a pillar, and asked people to invite the king.After a while, the king came and saw: With a stature of three feet, he is shorter than Wu Dalang; with a beard, he is worse than a red-haired ghost.Thin as a handful of dry wood, shining with a heroic demeanor.With a golden ring in your hand, you can trap Yama imps; only with your martial arts, you can distinguish wise men from heroes! When the king saw Hong Bo, he laughed and said, "So it's a spy from the Celestial Dynasty, how brave! How dare you come to my Flying Mouse Ridge, haven't you heard the name of 'Stealing Fragrant Mouse' Zi Jinzhong?!" Hong Bo tremblingly said: "I'm not some kind of spy, I'm just a wanderer." When "Stealing Fragrant Mouse" heard it, his beard stood on end, and he shouted, "It's not a spy from the Celestial Dynasty. What are you doing here at Flying Shuling? People in the Kingdom of Heaven are not frightened when they hear that our Flying Shuling's 'Ten Rats' are famous?! You?? You must be an upright official Sent by the fourth prince of the country?!" Hong Bo said: "I haven't even been to a country with upright officials." "Stealing Fragrance Mouse" got even angrier when he heard this, held up Hong Bo's chin, and shouted: "Little ones, hand over the knife! Today I dug out this fellow's heart and soul, and serve Master Xu to see him off!" "Flying on the Grass" handed over a sharp knife, and "Stealing Fragrance Mouse" took it, and without blinking, stabbed towards Hong Bo's heart.But I heard a person come in from the ear room and shouted: "Eighth brother, wait a minute! Show mercy!" I saw that this man was over sixty, with a small skirt, short clothes, blue beard and purple temples, red face and yellow eyes.He untied Chen Hongbo as soon as he stepped forward, but made "stealing the sweet mouse" and "flying on the grass" very confusing. Yesterday Luo Xiaozhi and Chen Hongbo were sleeping in the cave until the second watch, when Luo Xiaozhi suddenly felt a gust of cold wind blowing "swish", followed by a big fat guy who looked like a pig, picked her up and left.He traveled southward through the clouds and fog, and he did not know how far he traveled. When he came to a country, he saw that the people in this country were all women, and they were so ugly. But he saw: Or it is a cat face, with eyes narrowed into a slit;A pair of deflated breasts, with ribs as numerous as a washboard; a thick waist, surrounded by several people.Uglier than Dongshi, it makes people feel cold at first sight; worse than Deng's wife, even a lecherous man dare not look at it.Youdao is the ugly wife's close brother Jiabao, who concentrates on managing the family. The people from that country clapped their hands and shouted, "What kind of stuff did your majesty bring?" The fat guy smiled and said, "I found a mother for you, hehe!" Xiaozhi heard this, and secretly groaned in her heart.They came to a palace and wrote the words "Ugly Palace". There is a couplet: Mo Xiaodong Shi is ugly, but he is a national treasure; Whoever said Bajie was weird was originally Tianhehao. Xiaozhi thinks to herself: It turns out that it's really bad luck to be in the country of ugly women!A group of palace maids came out of that palace, and came rushing with a woman in their arms.The fat guy smiled and said, "Master, I'm looking for another little daughter-in-law, take her to the palace quickly!" When the woman heard this, she scolded: "You pig Bajie! Where did you get this slut, I won't let you into the palace!" She turned her body sideways and was very angry. When Zhu Bajie saw it, he pouted her with his pig's mouth and said, "I'm really thinking of you, old pig, I don't like the new and dislike the old, I just want to relieve my boredom." The mother-in-law is Dong Shi, and she is playing tricks, crying and howling.Pig Nana, Zhu Bajie's daughter, heard the sound and said to Dong Shi: "Don't be angry, old lady! The lady brought by my father Pig is really beautiful. If you give me a younger sister, she must be a beautiful woman, and she will also be strong in my country. , if it is passed down from generation to generation, my Ugly Country is full of beauties, so I would be happy to change my name to Beauty Country. Just because I was born ugly, my father embraced a handsome man that day, and he refused to marry me anyway, so it is better to let my father enter the palace .” When Dong Shi heard it, he felt even more uncomfortable. He felt that his daughter was not partial to him, so he scolded Zhu Nana: "You little sow and piglet! Now you are also bullying my old lady, but you have one heart with that pig father!" When Zhu Bajie saw Dong Shi's refusal to live or die, he couldn't help being impatient. He put on the majesty of a canopy marshal, pushed Dong Shi away with his pig's head, and rushed into the palace. When Dong Shi saw it, he simply knelt on the ground and wept loudly.She pointed at the sky and cursed: "You pig boy who has been paid a thousand knives can bully women and other people. If you are capable, you will fight with Monkey King?! How dare you touch a hair of his grandson?! Go to Gao Laozhuang's back The daughter-in-law doesn't even dare to bully the old lady now!" Zhu Bajie snatched Xiaozhi to the Dog Shit Pavilion in the deep palace, and used the pig's mouth to slap Xiaozhi indiscriminately, and Xiaozhi struggled desperately.Seeing that she refused to live or die, Bajie had to lock the door and leave in disappointment. After thinking about it, Xiaozhi deeply felt the ups and downs of her fate. Thinking of Hong Bo, she couldn't help crying bitterly.The cry disturbed a fairy in the sky, the fairy floated in through the window, and asked in a manly voice, "Why is my sister sad?" Xiaozhi saw that the fairy was graceful and beautiful, and she was similar to herself, so she narrated her life experience.When the fairy heard it, she smiled and said: "I am Baiyi Fairy, and I live in Baiyi Fairyland now. I just passed by here because I went to Luojia Mountain to attend the lotus poetry meeting held by Luojia Fairy. I heard the cry and found here. Don't you Cry, I have a precious belt here, called the 'thorn incense belt', which is specially used for women's body protection. Now I give it to you, and you wear it on your body. I will come back from the meeting in the middle of the night, and I will save you and go with me." Said, from A jade belt was pulled out from his waist, and the jade belt shone brightly.She helped Xiaozhi tie the jade belt and floated away.Towards evening, Bajie sent someone to bring food and wine, and Xiaozhi knew what to do, so he ate up the food and wine.Seeing her radiant face, the palace servant hurriedly went to report to Bajie. Bajie was overjoyed when he heard the news, shaved the pig hair and bristles, and put on some face powder. He rushed to the Shit Pavilion with joy, only to see Xiaozhi pretending to be shy, sitting timidly on the bed. When Bajie saw him, he hugged Xiaozhi and coaxed him: "My old pig looks a bit ugly, but my bloodline is quite good. I thought he was the marshal of Tianpeng in the Celestial Dynasty, and he was in charge of one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers in Tianhe. He was also a handsome man! It's just because of me Seeing that Chang'e is beautiful in Guanghan Palace, my old pig made a little mistake and was relegated to the common people by the Jade Emperor; I didn't expect to be thrown into the belly of a sow, so I ended up like a pig! But the blood is still full of nobleness! In the Eastern Han Dynasty Diao Chan was beautiful and charming in the last year, but Dong Zhuo was shabby, and Diao Chan wanted the status of Master Dong. Don't look at Dong Shi as an ugly king, but these 30,000 piglet soldiers are all under the control of old pigs. If you marry me, I will marry you. Then I will drive Dong Shi out of the country and make you the queen." As he said this, he rubbed his pig's snout against Xiaozhi, but Xiaozhi smiled and didn't answer.After an hour, Bajie got a little annoyed.So his color was revealed, and he hugged the twig desperately, but when he touched the jade belt, he howled like a pig being killed. It turned out that this thorny incense belt was a treasure, as soon as a man touched it, it would produce sharp thorns.When Bajie saw it, he was angry and frightened, hurriedly took down his saber from the wall, and shouted: "Which fairy are you? Seriously, I'll see the old pig slash you!" As he spoke, he slashed at the twig.