Chapter 19 Chapter 19 The Black Whirlwind in America

But when the big man wanted to beat the shopkeeper, Hong Bo came to persuade him in a hurry, took out a hundred taels of silver from his bag and handed it to the shopkeeper, saying: "I don't owe you money for this wine, and he will pay for it." When the big man saw it, he smiled and said, "So you are a rich man! May I ask your name, sir!" After Hong Bo said his name, the big man hurriedly saluted and said: "When I was in Lijiazhuang, I heard that Chen Hongbo and Luo Xiaozhi had traveled to heaven. I didn't expect to meet today. My name is Li Kui, and I am from the old part of Liangshan. People in the Jianghu are called 'Black Whirlwind'. With Chao Gai’s Liangshan Uprising, all of them were recruited by Song Jiang’s fellow, and I served as a soldier in Chuzhou. I was poured poisonous wine. Fortunately, I have a lot of alcohol, so I avoided the trouble. After returning to Chuzhou, I raised my troops and wanted to rebel, but I saw that there were only a few soldiers and only a few soldiers. I remembered that Song Gongming's hypocrisy and hypocrisy made us a group of heroes Poor Liangshan is a piece of scorched earth. I heard that Song Jiang went to the underworld and became a prisoner again. If he can be found, I, Lao Li, would not be surprised if I didn’t tear him to pieces! Now I heard that the descendant of the hero of Xiaoliangshan Liangshan Juyi rebelled, I only heard that there was a Li Kui there, I don't know if it's true or not, if you don't mind, I will accompany you on a tour, and join the gang at Xiaoliangshan."

Hong Bo said: "It's not too late to say hello to your family." Li Kui said with a smile: "Xiang Nian married a stupid wife who died of liver disease last year. Now I am the only one living alone. There are no relatives in the Li family. My mother died in the mouth of a tiger in the early years, and my brother went to the fame and fortune country. I went to make a living, and I am alone, how do you say hello?" Hong Bo was overjoyed, Li Kui pulled his hand and said, "Let's go, let's go!" Hong Bo was not allowed to say anything else.Li Kui took him on the road.

At night, with the moon shining brightly and the stars twinkling, Hong Bo followed Li Kui to the gate of the country of America. A female general led four female soldiers to guard the gate of the city. Hong Bo explained his purpose and said that there was an important report to report to the king. You guys, come in with me." Hong Bo and Li Kui came in with the female general, and saw: Green water and stone bridges, palace lanterns and bright colors; Zimo emerald gates, stone pavilions with golden eaves.Fragrant powder, fine eyebrows dyed gold; clusters, beauties are bright; wisps, famous flowers are in full bloom;At Wange, the golden throat turns gracefully, which is better than the year of the tortoise.After reciting poems, drinking a glass of marigold, she is as beautiful as snow.Yuanxisha, laughing and laughing, forgetting the world; swinging on the swing, you push me over, and you are happy.Shameful flowers with closed eyes are better than the present and the past, who will see the groups of golden branches and jade leaves?

After a while, when he came to the Beauty Palace, the female official Wang Qiang was waiting at the door.Seeing Li Kui's ugly appearance and rough manner, Wang Qiang ordered that only Hong Bo was allowed to see him.When Li Kui heard this, he insisted on entering, but Hong Bo persuaded him to follow Wang Qiang into the palace.I saw swords, lights and swords inside, heavily guarded, with female swordsmen standing on both sides.When I came to the front of the hall, there was a beautiful woman with a jade crown sitting on the phoenix seat, and civil and military officials stood on both sides, all of them were majestic and heroic.On the left are Mu Guiying, Fan Lihua, Liang Hongyu, Xue Jinlian, Hongyue'e, Hua Mulan, Yang Paifeng, and Mrs. Taohua; on the right are Ban Zhao, Diaochan, Daji, Baosi, Yuanzhu, etc. Class civil servant.

Standing at the bottom of the steps, Chen Hongbo respectfully handed over the Chen Qing Form jointly written by Jia Baoyu, Lin Daiyu, Xue Baochai, Xue Baoqin, Shi Xiangyun, Jia Yingchun, Jia Tanchun, Jia Xichun, Qin Keqing and Li Wan. After Xi Shi read it, he frowned and said: "Now the petition form is useless. According to Article 72 of the National Law of the United States, whoever steals the king's military amulet will be exiled to Xiaoxitian Island for ten years. My daughter has been released from the United States. The supreme judge, Da, has been sentenced to exile for ten years, and was escorted away by the guard Nian Nu early today."

When Hong Bo heard this, he regretted, "It's all because I came late and missed Juanjuan's future! I missed Juanjuan's future!" Xishi said again: "I have accepted Mr. Chen's wishes. After Juanjuan is released after serving her sentence, I will definitely tell her the wishes of you and the people in the Grand View Garden. Today, you and your servant don't leave, and you will stay in the Narcissus Building. Chan took it to rest." Hong Bo thanked Diao Chan and walked out with Diao Chan. Li Kui was anxiously waiting to make a fuss in the palace, and he did not stop until he saw Hong Bo come out.

Diaochan led the way in front, crossed the sill and went through the lanai, and turned to the first floor behind, which was the Narcissus Tower, as evidenced by the gift: The sun is good in the middle of the day, the bamboo shadows are shining gracefully, the towers are surrounded by fragrance, and the table is full of wine and food.The shadows of the water chestnut in the lotus pond, the smoke and clouds curling up, and the beautiful scenery of the streams and mountains are dimly illuminated.When the beautiful palace scene was broken, the world was intoxicated. That Diao Chan led the two to sit on the balcony, and called the maid to bring some butterfly melons, and invited them to taste it.Li Kui couldn't help saying that he swallowed two plates of melon first, and then picked up the flagon to drink.Just as Hong Bo drank a cup, Li Kui had already finished the five pots. Diao Chan looked at it and laughed secretly.The maid in the palace complained endlessly, changing pots like shuttles.

While drinking, Li Kui suddenly held his belly and said: "I think I'm full, here comes the big shit." He grabbed his trousers and went downstairs to find it. When he found the inner courtyard, he saw a palace toilet. Come in, take off your pants, and pull them when you see a latrine and squat down. At this time, a court lady ran in with her skirt, and when she saw Li Kui, she jumped and ran out, shouting, "Catch the prostitute, catch the prostitute!" As soon as Li Kui heard this, he scolded: "I'm just shitting here, it's really rare for you to call for arresting silver (prostitution) thieves!" He still closed his eyes to relieve himself.

The patrolling palace guard came after hearing this, trying to catch Li Kui.When Li Kui saw it, he was furious, so he scooped out the excrement soup with both hands from the latrine, and threw it at the palace guards, who staggered and retreated. Hong Bo heard the commotion and thought it was Li Kui making trouble, so he hurried out to watch.The palace guard told Hong Bo that Hong Bo stepped into the toilet in a hurry and was hit by a pool of shit. This Li Kui was voting enthusiastically, how could he know it was Hong Bo, Hong Bo shouted: "Li Kui! Don't be rude! Don't stop?!" Li Kui heard that it was Hong Bo's voice, so he stopped and said with a smile: "These little girls are making fun of me. Pulling my shit has nothing to do with them! She pulled hers, and I shit mine, but those two ladies called a group of people to make trouble!"

Hong Bo said: "This is the country of Americans, they are all women, you should respect their etiquette." Li Kui shouted: "What kind of etiquette? Back then in Lijiazhuang, we used one hut in the whole village. What kind of men and women were divided?! You can't pull out the feces of each one when you look angry! What a strange thing! When I was in Liangshanpo I heard from Xuejiao Wu that the earliest people were bare buttocks. They only knew how to be ashamed at this moment, but they didn’t know at that moment?! Their women’s dimples are made of gold or jade; my old Li’s big penis is just Made of mud, made of dirt!"

When Hong Bo heard it, he couldn't find it funny and said: "Look at you, you're getting stubborn again! This is a woman's world, so don't pay attention! Now that you have caused a catastrophe, how do you explain it?" When Li Kui heard this, he jumped out and said, "My old Li does everything by himself, and he will never implicate Mr. Hong Bo hurriedly said: "It's not that I'm afraid of implicating me, I mean that such a trivial matter can't cause so much trouble." Li Kui opened his lapels, took out the two axes, and stood there.At this time, only the noise of people outside was heard, and all the maids rushed into the garden with a beautiful woman holding a sword. The beautiful woman shouted: "Du Liniang is here, Li Kui is bound!" , mother-in-law, clean up together!" Du Liniang held a crescent knife and shouted: "You nigger is so rude, how did you go to the palace toilet to make fun of it?! You are not restrained, so that the lady will not do it!" Li Kui didn't answer, he swung the broom next to him, and hit Du Liniang; Knife handle, snap off the handle.Du Liniang turned pale when she saw it, and Li Kui was about to raise his fist, but was stopped by Hong Bo, who said sharply, "Li Kui has to stop, you have something to say!" After hearing the letter, Naxishi had already arrived with civil and military personnel, and Da had already told the truth.Xi Shi laughed and said: "My country of beauties is full of famous girls. Li Kui doesn't know the conditions of the country, so he should forgive him and don't hurt his friendship." Hong Bo said: "Your Majesty is merciful, but the beauty country is full of women, it is inconvenient for us men to live for a long time, let alone travel far away, we will set off for the fame and fortune country tonight." Xi Shi said: "Even if it's female, it doesn't hinder me. I will change this palace toilet into a men's toilet. I hope Mr. Chen can stay for a few more days." Xi Shi tried to persuade her to stay again, but Hong Bo decided to say goodbye. Xi Shi said: "Since I want to leave, I can't force you to stay. It's just that the clothes of Mr. and Li Kui are already polluted, so it's not too late to change." Diao Chan came back suddenly and said: "There are no men's clothes in the beauty country, I took two female official clothes to see if they fit?" Hong Bo said, "It's fine if you have clothes to change." Li Kui shouted: "It's fine if you can cover your body." Naxi Shi was surrounded by civil and military forces and went back to the West Palace to rest.Hong Bo and Li Kui went to the Narcissus Palace to change their clothes. Diao Chan led them to the east of the city, and saw a jade girl coming down from the beacon tower. The jade girl was wearing a sword and a handsome purple robe. Wang Zhaojun, Chief Sima of the Imperial Forest Army.There is a song: Lixi, once you go to the flat desert and weeds, who will extinguish the lights of thousands of families?Thinking, desert life Ren Xidong, nostalgia is always in the spring dream!Disappointed, flowers and plants in the Han Palace bury the moon guest, and there are humming sounds in the Yinshan Mountains.Sorrowful, the beard is soft and the face is thinking about the flesh, and the cloud temples are often soaked with tears.Hate, the shameful flowers are often annoyed by the shameful flowers, so it is impossible to travel early in late spring and autumn.Looking forward to it, the spring breeze is difficult to save the picture, and the rotten pen of Danqing calls for complaints. When Diaochan explained her intention, Zhaojun smiled and said, "It's easy to leave the city, but I heard that Mr. Chen is proficient in poetry and prose, I'll make a song 'Qinyuanchun' and you too, and if you get along well, let him out of the city." Hong Bo Said: "Okay." Zhaojun said: "Listen to me singing: How many times were desolate, how many times were wandering, how many times were hesitant.Ask Jing Gong where?Disappointed.Break off the paintbrush, fill my heart and intestines, the flowers and plants in the Han Palace, the rain is violent and the wind is violent.The path is leisurely, the climbing pavilion, the mountains and rivers are strong, don't marry Hu Lang. The flowers are thinner and clearer, and the wind and rain in Jinling are heavy and frosty.Smiling at the ladies of the sand, why should you be miserable; the knights of the rivers and lakes spend the cold window;Standing empty, I will hate spring and autumn, and only pay for the setting sun. After hearing this, Chen Hongbo sighed and said softly: Chrysanthemums leave no flaws, clouds leave no shadows, and jade leaves no fragrance.Where is the wanderer?It can be accompanied by the vastness; the fate of the world is cut off, and the heart and soul are loyal; in the literary prison, the officialdom is dark and yellow, only the spring heart is crazy.I searched everywhere, and asked if there was Fan Lang on Yueyang Tower? Sentiment is hanging on the beam, and the hut in Yanjiao can bear the frost.Pull up the autumn grass at the door of the tent, fill my heart and intestines; set up the residual candle, and shine on my cold window; burn all the books, destroy the writing, and break the plum blossoms to accompany the pain.On the wandering day, I will walk all over my feet, driving the moon and Qingyang.
As soon as Wang Zhaojun heard it, he immediately applauded, and immediately ordered his maidservant to push a car. Zhaojun asked Hong Bo to sit, and Li Kui drove the horse, and the carriage ran to the kingdom of fame and fortune. At noon the next day, the car came to Mingliguo. Hong Bo and Li Kui put the car into the nearby forest, and they entered Mingliguo. As soon as you enter this country, you will see: People come and go, very busy; those pushing carts, riding horses, driving camels, and carrying bird cages are all in a hurry. There are endowments as proof: Busy, full of traffic, each lives his own life; those who farm, work hard; those who chop firewood, work endlessly; Famous for reputation; for business, the government has exhausted; for medicine, selling along the street; for filial piety, gold and silver patches; for industry, hard bones; for painting, exquisite brush; For poetry, weave embroidery cages.What a mansion of fame and fortune, what a busy city! When Hong Bo and Li Kui walked to the street, everyone talked and pointed at Li Kui's clothes, gesticulating and laughing. Li Kui ignored it and followed Hong Bo forward. At this time, he came to an alley and saw people coming and going, and there was no end to the stream; Hong Bo walked in, Li Kui followed closely behind. As they were walking, they heard shouts from behind: "Go away! Go away! Su Xiangguo is back! Su Xiangguo is back!" When Chen Hongbo turned his head, he saw a group of officials dressed as yamen servants, carrying lanterns and surrounded by a sedan chair, hurrying from the intersection.Li Kui is from a village, so he didn't hear any yelling; two government servants came over, and when they saw Li Kui lying in the middle of the road, they winked and rushed towards Li Kui together.After this collision, Li Kui didn't fall down, but the two of them jumped upside down instead.When Li Kui saw it, he was furious and said: "Okay, grandsons, you are bullying me, see if I, Lao Li, don't beat you out of shit!" Talk about doing it. The officials in the sedan chair quickly poked their heads out. When they saw Li Kui's appearance, he was neither male nor female. He was dressed in a woman's dress and had a beard on his face. He secretly knew that he was not easy to bully others, so he said with a smile: " That big man stops for now, he has something to say." When Li Kui saw the official, he got angry from the heart, rushed forward, and shouted: "You, you look like a man, you look like a man. In fact, my stomach is full of feces, come down for me, and let me, Lao Li, sit in the sedan chair and enjoy the happiness!" Before the official could speak, Li Kui stretched out his right palm and pulled him out of the sedan chair. He leaned forward and got in.When the bearers on both sides saw that they were about to run away, Li Kui shouted: "Carry the sedan chair for Grandpa Li, let me see who dares to run?!" Seeing Li Kui, he had to lift the sedan chair. Seeing Li Kui's rudeness, Chen Hongbo was about to step forward to dissuade him, but the bearer had already galloped forward.He had no choice but to chase after the official, and the adults and children watching the fun just laughed, making the official blush with shame. After a while, the sedan chair was carried into Fame and Fortune Lane, and stopped at the door of a thatched cottage, and saw a young woman kneeling on the steps of the door, and when the woman saw the sedan chair arrived, she knocked her head on the ground a few times. Li Kui lifted the curtain of the sedan chair and got out of the sedan chair. The young woman said: "Sister-in-law welcomes Xiangguo in. My sister has prepared the food and wine." Li Kui looked up and saw a couplet on both sides: Li Kui strode into the house, and saw rich food and wine on the table.When a young woman on the spinning wheel saw it, Li Kui came in aggressively and was taken aback.She was in a dilemma. Li Kui asked: "Who are you? How do you know that Grandpa Li is hungry, and he is hosting such a good banquet?" The woman stammered, "I'm Su Qin's wife. My husband is hanging on the beam. Yesterday, I announced the list and got the Prime Minister. Today I go home to visit my wife and sister-in-law. You are the manager of the Prime Minister. Come here first?" Li Kui said vaguely, "Yes." Su Qin's wife hurriedly laughed and said, "Appointment, then you can eat something first, or wait for Xiangguo to come back and eat together." Li Kui said: "I'm so hungry, I'll eat first." As he spoke, he sat down on the stool and began to eat, so the woman had to sit with him. After a while, the woman said: "Since Mr. Xiang will come back later, why let my sister-in-law still kneel and call her to come in first." Li Kui didn't listen to what she said, but just stuffed fish heads and chicken legs into his waist, intending to keep them for Hong Bo. Suddenly, there was shouting outside the door, and someone shouted loudly: "Don't leave the nigger! Don't leave the nigger!" When Li Kui was furious, he kicked over the table, only to hear a "crash", and the food and wine were scattered all over the floor. exactly: fame and fortune Kneeling is not my family