Chapter 28 6. Does he know how to "avoid bears"?

The headache is just the beginning, and then let's provide clues, militiamen, what you say, what I say, the things you say, make people's headaches even bigger.I don’t know who started the question. Everyone talked about the recent activities of Soviet secret agents. Some even said that there were spy flares in the woods the day before... This was the early 1980s, and the "professor", who knew something about the border situation, was moved by the militia's awareness of the enemy's situation, and on the other hand, he was also depressingly wondering why the Soviets sent spies to Jiapigou these days.

But the "professor" can't tell people that we are criminal police, no matter whether we catch spies, right? Life in the mountains is monotonous and depressing, and a shooting star can trigger some strange fantasies, so what the militiaman said should not be surprising. Just as I was talking, a sister-in-law came in and said, are you looking for those two "scientists"?My man just came back and he said he knew. The sister-in-law's man was named "Liu San", a hunter who had just come down from the mountain. Hearing that he was looking for the two "scientists" for a meeting, he immediately asked his wife to report the situation first.

Liu San, who arrived later, entered the house slowly, leaned against the edge of the stove, squatted down, rubbed his spine on the edge of the stove, and told the police that he met the two "scientists" on the mountain last night. "We met, now, they live in Liu Sanda's nest. The policemen suddenly cheered up. The "professor" pondered for a while, and asked, why did they change places?Did you notice something and moved to hide from the police? Liu San scratched his head, and said in a calm manner, the situation does exist, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with you.They moved because of a little trouble in the woods last night.

Liu San said it was a "little trouble", but later the "Professor" and the others found out that Ge Tongxin went to urinate in the woods that night, but unexpectedly ran into a bear head-on. After catching Ge Tongxin, he recalled the encounter with the bear, saying that he was just about to unbutton his pants when he suddenly smelled a foul smell. Turning around in surprise, an old bear with a white Li Ning clothing logo on his chest (some say it looks more like Nike, but in order to support domestic products, let’s say Li Ning) swaggered out of the woods, right behind him Less than 20 meters away!

Judging from Ge Tongxin's behavior after meeting Xiong, the so-called relationship between his ancestors and the Eight Great King Kong of Zuoshandiao should be just a rumor. The red model play "Take the Tiger Mountain by Outsmart" has a discount of "Fighting the Tiger Up the Mountain". The tiger-fighting hero in it is Yang Zirong, but the person on the mountain eagle is not ambiguous-the bandits did not run away when they heard the roar of the tiger. , but one after another moved forward to make do with it, only then did Yang Zirong's green sideburns neigh after beating the tiger, the bandits appeared, and Yang Zirong had a face-to-face confrontation with the Weihushan bandit gang.

Seeing tigers like this, seeing bears, thinking about coming to the descendants of Old Ge with a flat nose, shouldn't be too cowardly. Ge Tongxin described the scene at that time, but after seeing the bear, he only felt a white fog in front of his eyes, and he didn't know anything. What kind of performance is this? My daughter is only five years old. Anyone who sees bears cheering at the zoo has a better psychological quality than this scammer. Anyway, when Ge Tongxin woke up, he felt his face was wet, and the first thing he did was reach out and touch his face.It is said that when a bear encounters a person, it will lick the person's face with its barbed tongue. Ge Tongxin trembles with this movement, afraid that what he touches is a handful of bloody bones.

In the end, the skin was still skin, the meat was still meat, and when I moved around, there was no big problem except that the crotch was cold. Only then did he dare to open his eyes, and saw a man from the Northeast holding an open kettle in one hand and fanning him with a hat in the other.This, of course, was Liu San. He went up the mountain to hunt wild boars, but when he saw a person lying on the slope, Liu San was also startled. There are very few outsiders in Jiapigou, so people are very enthusiastic.Liu San rescued Ge Tongxin, put a piece of old ginseng in his mouth, and then asked him where he came from.

Hearing Ge Tongxin's stammering report of his identity as a meteorological expert of the Academy of Sciences, Liu San was in awe, and hurriedly helped him to the shack built by the fox old Li, and met Qi Yuxian. The three searched up and down, and found that Ge Tongxin was unharmed. Obviously, the bear had not physically harmed or violated him——Monkey King has the tactic of avoiding the wind. Could it be that Ge Tongxin knew the tactic of "avoiding the bear"?Or that bear didn't exist at all, it was Ge Tongxin's hallucination? Being claustrophobic in the woods for too long, hallucinations are not surprising.

Liu San was still sharp-eyed, and soon discovered that Ge Tongxin's trousers pocket had been torn. It seemed that it was the marks of the bear's teeth and claws, which showed that he was not hallucinating. Thinking about the distance between a trouser pocket and a vital organ, Qi and Ge couldn't help feeling horrified. However, why did the bear just tore up Ge Tongxin's pants, but didn't go any further?The three of them thought for a long time before they basically figured out what was going on. It turned out that there are many insects in the northeast forest, and most of them like to jump on people, making Ge Tongxin and Qi Yuxian very annoyed.I don't know who of them first thought of a folk remedy - mothballs can prevent insects.

So, before deciding to enter Jiapigou to lurk, the two of them bought a pack of mothballs and stuffed them in pockets all over the body. Although the effect was not great, it was better than nothing. Ge Tongxin had several mothballs stuffed into his pants pocket. Liu San, who is familiar with life in the forest, believes that what Ge Tongxin encountered at that time was probably a bear that was full.This kind of animal character is a bit like a child. When it is full, it will not commit violence for no reason, but it will not ignore it when it sees a person lying on the side - it is full and has excess energy.The curious bear must have come to see Ge Tongxin, but he lost interest after tasting the mothballs in his trouser pocket—this is normal, I guess if I eat a mothball, I will lose my curiosity too.

Although they narrowly escaped death, Ge and Qi were terrified. Ge Tongxin asked Liu San, saying that the fellow who arranged for us to live here said that there were no ferocious beasts around. Where did this bear come from? Liu San didn't understand either, saying that we have never had bears here, so why are you here and the bears are here too? This is a bit harsh, Ge Tongxin is not a circus performer, so he can take the lead wherever he can go. Finally, after walking around the shack, Liu San nodded, saying that I understand, according to your living method, you have to attract all the bears from the surrounding mountains. Ge Tongxin and the others are not honey, how could they attract all the bears on the mountain?It turned out that half-eaten apples, moldy biscuits, and even half-eaten canned luncheon meat can be seen everywhere around the shacks of these two "scientists". It doesn't matter if you throw garbage everywhere in the city, if you throw garbage casually in the forest, it will attract nearby wild animals. If you throw garbage somewhere in the forest for more than ten days in a row, it will be strange if you don't attract bears. Liu San said you should watch, the bear is still wandering outside, tomorrow, if there is trouble, it should go into the shack. The words made Ge and Qi look at each other in blank dismay, asking what to do.Liu San said it's easy to handle, so you can't finish living in the village?Although this suggestion is good, the two of them are unwilling to accept it. Qi Yuxian said that our task is field observation. How can we complete the task when we live in the village? Finally Liu San came up with a way.When he went hunting in the mountains, there was also a "nest" on the nearby mountains where people could live.He suggested that Qi and Ge move there. Qi Yuxian hesitated for a while, because he wanted to wait for the letter from the fox Lao Li.Ge Tongxin has repeatedly urged to move soon.Whether you can get in touch is secondary, and the big problem is that the bears come to visit in the middle of the night. In this way, the two moved to Liu San's shack overnight, and stayed there temporarily. Unexpectedly, the "Professor" and the others arrived. Liu San said, if you don't come, I am going to ask two militiamen to investigate them. I am worried that they are Soviet spies.But when I moved, I saw that none of them had weapons. In the early morning of the next day, Liu San led the policemen straight to his shack. When he got closer, Liu San said, "It's there, I don't know if they are still there." "Where is it?" The "professor" who was walking in front felt that his IQ was questionable—there were towering trees all around, where was there any shack? Before Liu San could answer, as if some kind of supernatural power, everyone's eyes blurred, and a person suddenly appeared! Came out of the ground? "Professor" was taken aback. Before he could react, two black shadow arrows flew out, one left and one right, and immediately threw the man to the ground, only to hear someone shout: "Qi Yuxian, this is Qi Yuxian!" Just threw one down, and in a blink of an eye, another person appeared from the ground.This time, no one jumped at him, but the man obediently raised his hand, trembling all over his body as if suffering from malaria. The "professor" recognized it: this person who sifted through chaff was none other than Ge Tongxin. As for the reason why his body is so weak, it is not surprising. Looking back, seven or eight local policemen and militiamen were all pointing their guns at Ge Tongxin. His head, chest, belly, and limbs were all in sight. In the middle, it is estimated that as long as one person is nervous and pulls the trigger, Ge Tongxin will end up as a briquette or a colander. The "professor" said that I might not be calmer than him. Among the seven or eight local police officers and militiamen who pointed guns at Ge Tongxin, only the local sheriff held a gun in one hand and Thumb in the other hand—that was the Beijing policeman who was holding Qi Yuxian down, boasting "Professor "The assistant moves neatly. The "Professor" didn't draw his gun, but thought it was a little funny.