Chapter 4 3. The Appearance of "Skinny Brother"

In this theft case, the fingerprints collected on the water pipes proved the existence of the foreign thief. The next step is to find someone. With the suspect's physical characteristics, it is not particularly difficult to mobilize social relations around the Agricultural University to find someone.In just three days, a guy nicknamed "Skinny Brother" fell into the sight of the police. By the way, I would like to explain a question: when a friend saw the content of the case described by Lao Sa, he expressed doubts about the ability of people to drill through the 30 centimeters.Some friends also think that only a space with a diameter greater than shoulder width can pass.In fact, this is a kind of inertial thinking.Human shoulders can move up and down and deform, and the space that people with good flexibility can pass through is narrower than we imagined.Some people may remember an advertisement for the Wuqiao Acrobatic Troupe's show "Drill Barrel".It is said that the performer folds his body in a wooden barrel with a diameter of 35 centimeters and a length of 70 centimeters with his excellent waist, legs and top skills, and he drills in and out calmly, free and easy, soft and generous.

There are solo performances and duo performances in this show. Most of the drill barrels in the duo performance are young boys and girls, and the performances are witty and full of childishness. It can be seen from this that the diameter of the barrel that actors can pass through is only 35 cm. Considering the safety factor during performance and the difference in drilling methods, it is not so incredible to drill through a 30 cm diameter place. Life is better than stories, in general. However, when it comes to this performance, I can’t help but spoiler it: if it weren’t for these acrobats, the fate of the thief who ransacked the dormitory of German experts would not have been so tragic.

"Brother Slender" is a somewhat well-known gangster around the First Agricultural University. In official terms, he belongs to "social idlers", which means "three no personnel" who have no fixed occupation, no fixed income, and no fixed organizational relationship.According to the police, such people belong to the group with a high incidence of cases.Suddenly, I feel a little chilly—the few old brothers I know who are known as freelance writers are probably not very stable according to the classification of the police... "Brother Thin" is not a freelance writer, but his income is definitely no less than that of a freelance writer. The reason is that he found out that he bought a car when he searched for it. It is wide.How is Mr. Jia Pingwa?Back then, climbing the grid was just a breadwinner, and it seemed that I hadn't mixed up enough to buy a car yet.

"Brother Thin" left the Agricultural University around the estimated time of the incident, and his whereabouts are unknown.His little brother proved that this person has indeed "practiced", he is very flexible, and his splits are more agile than girls, but it is impossible to prove whether he practiced bone shrinking skills or not. I heard that "Brother Slender" owns a van, Lao Hou said it was right.Matched means: only one suspect's fingerprints appeared at the scene, and he has no conditions to move people without a car! It doesn't matter if your whereabouts are unknown, as long as you haven't left Beijing, it's not too difficult for the Public Security Bureau to find a guy with such obvious characteristics. Soon, a cable reported that a thin man with a lot of money was found near Huangcun. Quickly get a fingerprint comparison to prove that it is this person who has fingerprinted all over the world in the German expert's apartment.

There is no suspense in everything. For Lao Hou and the others, catching "Skinny Brother" is an easy job. Hey, isn't this person suspicious of "bone shrinkage skills"?Are you not afraid that he will run away? This is the art of arresting. Knowing yourself and knowing your enemy will never end a hundred battles. If you don't know that he has this ability, and rush into the house to arrest people, it is really hard to find which furniture this kid hides himself in like a snake.But since they know that you can do this, the police can find a place where you can't use it to arrest you.

"Brother Thin" was caught while driving out, and three police cars crowded up from the left, right, and back. Even the car door was sealed, and the "thin guy" in the driver's cab had no choice but to catch him without a fight. Lao Hou said: "Shrinking the bones? Three cars are squeezed together, even if he knows Vajra Dafa, he can't escape from my hands." Sa said: "Master Hou, I think you police officers are a little boring..." Old Hou: ... Sa: "It's not easy to meet someone who can shrink bones. It's so boring to catch like this. You should find a steel pipe for telecommunications laying optical cables and let him drill in. The diameter is 40 cm. There is room for him to maneuver."

Lao Hou: "And then?" Sa: "Then you also get in, fight with him in the tube, and finally let him lose a heart..." Lao Hou: "...This is not a movie. Is it necessary for me, a policeman, to convince him to lose?" Lao Hou knew I was joking with him. The result of the interrogation is a bit like a movie script: this "skinny guy" is a top-ranking tiger in the Jianghu, and he has already known a German living in this building, and he also knows that there are some good things in the foreigner's house that can't be seen outside. Things, I really want to be his vote.He judged that there was no one in the house based on the fact that the lights in the German expert's room hadn't been turned on for more than ten days, so he chose a dark and windy night, followed the water pipe to the unclosed ventilation window that he had hoped for a long time, and used his kung fu to drill into it. go in.

Originally, he wanted to take two electrical appliances and leave, but when he entered the hall, he found a wine cabinet full of foreign wine.At that time, the so-called XO Remy Martin was a legendary thing, and "Skinny Brother" copied a bottle without saying a word.Unexpectedly, the serving size was wrong. Looking closely, it turned out that the foreigner had already drunk half of it.If you want to change the bottle, "Brother Thin" turned his brains around and simply took a sip, and he drank up the whole bottle of wine in two or three sips. The policeman asked, "Is it good to drink?"

The suspect replied: "It doesn't taste good, it's like sweet water, it's not as smooth as Erguotou." The policeman asked again: "Do you want to drink if it doesn't taste good?" The suspect replied: "That's not true! It's about a hundred yuan a mouthful!" Police: "Dichlorvos costs more than 100 yuan per sip, do you want to drink it? You are not wronged at all for arresting you, and the account is not clear." Foreign wine has a strong aftertaste, and the "skinny guy" who knew nothing about it held on to the door frame but couldn't find the door. Later, thinking about what was going on anyway, he simply fell asleep on the German Simmons.The "thin brother" who drank too much woke up in the middle of the night, and the surroundings were completely silent.The comfort of Simmons and the pleasure of drinking Remy Martin make him feel very happy-what a good Simmons, why do foreigners sleep so hard that I can't sleep?Just like that, "Skinny Brother" opened the door and went out, and drove his own van to transport Simmons.Fortunately, it was a single person, otherwise "Brother Thin" might have to borrow a big Dongfeng truck.

Since Simmons can be transported away, let alone other things... In those few days, the thief slept in the building during the day and moved at night by car. The thief also worked very hard.In the end, even the empty wine bottle was taken away—"Skinny Brother" said that XO bottles with colored water in the wine cabinet would look classy, ​​wouldn't they? The case was solved, and the people from the Agricultural University were very happy. They sent a lot of things to thank the police, including two bottles of XO Remy Martin from the German experts.Considering the value, Lao Hou didn't dare to accept it and handed it over.But he doesn't regret it either. "No matter how you look at it, it looks like colored water in an empty bottle..." Lao Hou said.