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Chapter 40 Chapter 7 A White Horse Is Not a Horse, A Solid Rock Is Not a Stone

Glare Time and Space Academy 苏逸平 3752Words 2018-03-14
Wang Chengfeng sized him up a few times, and found that he was also quite handsome. Although he was not as handsome as Zhuang Zhou, he was still a young man who looked quite pleasing to the eye, but his brows and eyes had a stubborn expression, and the gap between his eyes The root of the mountain is high and raised. Anyone who has studied physiognomy will know that he is very subjective. Gongsun Long was the latest to come to the "Academy" among the students, and he had no experience interacting with Wang Chengfeng after he came. Later, the "Academy" incident happened again, so in fact Wang Chengfeng was very fond of this young man. understanding is not deep.

"Okay!" Wang Chengfeng said with a smile, "You should show your entrance." Before Gongsunlong could answer, Guiguzi beside him said in a deep voice: "Wang Chengfeng, Mr. Wang." "what?" "You and Gongsun Long talk to each other, just treat it as a chat," "Gui Guzi" said seriously: "Don't get angry and lose your temper, understand?" Wang Chengfeng was stunned, but he couldn't understand what he was saying at all. "What are you talking about!" Wang Chengfeng wondered, "Why lose your temper? We're chatting, not fighting. Why lose your temper?"

"That's good," "Guiguzi" Wang Lishen said, "Anyway, I've already told you. Besides, his stuff is derived from the logical reasoning I taught, but this kid... Forget it, anyway. Just talk to him!" "I would have told him a long time ago!" Wang Chengfeng said angrily, "If it weren't for you chattering there." Wang Li ignored him, smiled coldly, and stood aside without speaking. Gongsun Long looked at Wang Chengfeng sharply, and said in a deep voice, "I'm going to start talking." "Say it!" "The knowledge I have comprehended by myself is derived from the principles taught by my master, and then I obtained it from my experience in observing the world of Shan Hai Jing."

"Got it!" Wang Chengfeng smiled and said, "Isn't it just logic?" "It's not logic, I call it 'name'," Gongsun Long said solemnly: "Okay, I'm going to start." "let's start!" "First, let me ask Mr. Wang, have you ever seen a chicken?" "Of course." Wang Chengfeng said with a smile, "Do you think I'm a pig? Of course I've seen it." "Excuse me, how many legs does a chicken have?" "Two!" Wang Chengfeng scolded with a smile, "Are you a bully? Ask such a simple question."

"No," Gongsun Long shook his head. "Actually, chickens have three legs." "Three legs?" Wang Chengfeng glared at him. "Thank you for being able to speak." "One more question, how many feet does a cow have?" Wang Chengfeng stared at him hesitantly for a long time before whispering: "Four." "Wrong again," Gongsun Long shook his head again. "It should be five." "Is your cow exposed to radiation?" Wang Chengfeng said loudly, "Do you think I'm a fool? You can ask Li Dan'er, you can ask Qu Hua Ziwen, who has seen five cows?" Feet like cows?"

"It seems that Mr. Wang doesn't believe it anymore?" Gongsun Long still asked calmly. "Of course I don't believe it!" "Then let's talk about the chicken first," Gongsun Long said, "May I ask if a chicken foot is considered a foot?" "Of course!" "Then how many legs does the chicken we see have?" "Didn't I tell you?" Wang Chengfeng said impatiently, "Two." "Very good. In this way, the 'chicken foot' counts as one foot, and the chicken has two feet." Gongsun Long asked, flexing his fingers, "Excuse me, Mr. Wang, what is the number of one plus two?"

"Three!" Wang Chengfeng said, "But..." "Therefore, the fact is that the 'chicken foot' is one, and the number of chicken feet is two, so the chicken has three feet." As soon as such a strange theory came out, he knew that he was playing sophistry, but he couldn't find anything to refute it for a while. For a person like Wang Chengfeng, there is only one sentence to answer. "You...you're talking nonsense!" He said a little unhappily: "So the five-legged cow came in this way?" He twisted his face, deliberately imitating Gongsun Long's tone and said exaggeratedly: "The 'cow's feet' are one , a cow has four feet, so 'a cow has five feet'? It's a mess!"

Gongsun Long smiled slightly, and did not continue to argue with him, and said: "I would like to ask Mr. Wang one more thing." "Say it!" Wang Chengfeng glared at him. "Mr. Wang, do you know what a chicken egg is?" "Isn't it just an egg?" Wang Chengfeng said impatiently: "If you mess with it, let it go." "May I ask Mr. Wang, is it correct or incorrect that eggs have hair?" "Isn't an egg just an egg?" Wang Chengfeng shook his head. "An egg is an egg, how can it grow hair?" "You're wrong again," Gongsun Long said with a smile, "Eggs have hair."

"Your eggs only have hair!" Wang Chengfeng became more and more upset the more he heard it, and he began to turn his face: "When did you see hair growing on eggs?" "Then, Mr. Wang," Gongsun Long asked, "chickens will be born after hatching, right?" Although he felt that the soil was about to be tricked again, Wang Chengfeng couldn't think of any problems with this sentence, so he reluctantly nodded. "Yes." As he spoke, he felt a little unwilling, and argued strongly: "However, some eggs are empty, and the chickens cannot hatch."

But that Gongsun Long was calm and relaxed, and was not affected by him at all. "That's true. But let's just talk about hatching chicken eggs," he said with a smile, "After the egg hatches, does the chicken have any feathers?" "Wouldn't it be a toad without feathers?" Wang Chengfeng said with a smile, "Of course there are feathers." "Excuse me, are feathers hair?" "Yes, but..." "May I ask if the hair grows on the chicken?" "That's right." "May I ask what the chicken hatched from?"

"The egg hatched." "Eggs have chickens, and chickens have feathers," Gongsun Long said with a proud smile, "so we can say that eggs have feathers." Wang Chengfeng listened dumbfounded to this set of fallacies uttered by Gongsun Long, and wanted to refute it, but couldn't come up with any major reasons for a while. But Gongsun Long still didn't let him go, took advantage of the victory to pursue him, and used the same method to derive more fallacies. Dogs are sheep. Horses have eggs. The shadow of the flying bird did not move. The arrow of the bow and arrow, after being shot, will reach a state where it neither advances nor falls. A stick is broken in half every day, and it can never be finished. Gongsun Long's strange debating method seems to have endless weird themes, each of which sounds infuriating, but there is no way to refute him. Wang Chengfeng's losing streak is accumulating rapidly. Also because of this, the anger in my stomach has no place to vent, and it is expanding rapidly... But Gongsun Long is a standard militant, and he typed out weird topics one after another, making Wang Chengfeng dizzy. Even so, he still refused to let this "pedantic heavenly man" Mr. Wang go easily. "Then..." Gongsun Long said, "I want to ask Teacher Wang again..." Wang Chengfeng hummed angrily, but did not answer. "Excuse me, is a white horse a horse?" "Of course a white horse is a horse!" Wang Chengfeng said loudly, "It's not a horse, is it a mouse? I really don't know what's wrong with you!" "No," as usual, Gongsun Long really shook his head again. "A white horse is not a horse!" Hearing his answer, Wang Chengfeng let out a sigh of relief from nowhere, and immediately became furious. Just as he was about to explode, he saw "Guiguzi" Wang Li's face narrowed, and everyone in the academy behind him also looked at him. Vice Ninja couldn't help smiling, remembering Wang Li's reminder just now, and managed to suppress his anger. "Okay, okay," he gritted his teeth and said, "The white horse is not a horse, the white horse is a mouse, Donald Duck, everything, but the white horse is not a horse. Are you happy?" The out-of-control situation can't help but feel funny. "Your brother can do it! Why is 'a white horse not a horse'?" "When people say 'white', it is used to describe the color," Gongsun Long said calmly, "When it comes to horses, it is used to describe the shape. But the color is not the shape, and the shape is not the color. If they can't be mixed together, then "shape" should not be mentioned when talking about "color", and color should not be mentioned when talking about "shape". Therefore, it is wrong to combine color and shape and call it a 'white horse'. Today you have to go to the stable to find a 'white horse', but there are only black horses and yellow horses in the stable, so you cannot find a 'white horse'.But if you are given a dark horse and a yellow horse, you don't want it.A black horse and a yellow horse are horses.If 'a white horse is a horse', then I will give you a black horse and a yellow horse, and you should be satisfied.But I gave you a dark horse and a yellow horse, not what you originally wanted. What you want, is 'White Horse'.A black horse and a yellow horse are horses, but they are not what you expect.So a white horse is not a horse, so it is said: 'A white horse is not a horse'. " It is not uncommon for Gongsun Long to utter this long list of truths. The most rare thing is that he speaks fluently and smoothly without tying a single word. Wang Chengfeng stared dumbfounded at the strange truth that the young man said, stared at him for a long time, and then nodded in admiration. "sharp!" This weird debating contest ended satisfactorily with the result of Gongsun Long's complete victory, but Wang Chengfeng looked at Gongsun Long's back, but shook his head sincerely. "There must be something wrong with this kid," he said firmly. "There must be something wrong with him. If he continues like this, he will definitely be admitted to a mental hospital one day." He thought to himself about the debate just now, and after thinking for a while, he turned his head vigilantly, looking for "Guiguzi" Wang Li, but found that everyone had already left without a sound, and even Wang Li could no longer be seen. trace. This "disappearance" actually took several days. Returning to the "College" this time, Wang Chengfeng found that there was nothing abnormal in the whole college. The most amazing thing is that there is no abnormality. Do you still remember the circumstances under which everyone had to enter the time and space of Shan Hai Jing? An overwhelming black mist. All-consuming wildness. At that time, the situation was so urgent, and the entire "academy" was about to be completely destroyed. Why did all the spaces seem to be fine after returning now? Moreover, why did I travel all over the world with Da Duo and Zhuang Zhou, reaching the end of the world, but became the second floor of the "academy"? What is the secret of the "college"? In fact, this time back, although the entire "college" seems to be the same as before, it is still very different from the past after all. First of all, the entire college has obviously lost a lot of popularity. Even though this is the inevitable result of many students being "received", this feeling of emptiness is more subtle than "fewer people". a feeling of. It seems that the excitement of the entire "college" has decreased. In the past, even in places where there were no people, there would always be an infinite sense of activity in the air. The feeling that the famous activity is going on. But that feeling has subsided, and even when he reached the second floor, many doors in the long corridor seemed to have lost their function, as if everything behind the door had been removed, and it was just an empty space. If you insist on describing it in the language of the twentieth century, it is a bit like a school on winter and summer vacation. There are faint voices on the campus, but compared with the bustle of class in the past, it is naturally not to be counted. But of course all this is just Wang Chengfeng's own subtle feeling, and there is no example to prove it.For the past few days, he has been groping around on the first and second floors of the "College" bored, trying to find something interesting to play with, but many doors on the second floor have indeed appeared abnormal. In terms of the situation, there are a few doors that Wang Chengfeng is quite familiar with that can no longer be opened, and there are a few doors that can be opened, but it is just a small empty room. As for the room "Ghost Valley" that "Ghost Valley" Wang Li often enters, he can still get in, and when he wants to go in, he will pass by the phantom figure of Ge Leixin, but at this moment, Ge Leixin's figure has froze and can't move. No more talking, Wang Chengfeng would try to talk to him every time he passed by, but Greixin always stood still with a smile on his face. And within the "Ghost Valley", there is always an empty mountain and quiet, with sparse vegetation, but there is no sign of "Ghost Valley" Wang Li.
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