Chapter 9 Chapter 8 Computer Love

I opened my mouth wide, unable to speak. Another consultant said: "We'd better not disobey it, because it has a great responsibility, it's better to invite that lady to stand in front of its observation point and let it have a look." I turned round and round, and under such circumstances, I really didn't know what kind of action to use to express the emotions in my heart. After turning around several times, I said: "Then, you must figure out One point, this spoiled child, its purpose is not just to look at that lady, it also 'loves' that lady, maybe it loves her even more after 'seeing' that lady, To marry her!"

I meant to say it and laugh out loud at the same time, because it was a very funny thing. However, I can't laugh at all! After I finished speaking, all the people were silent and kept silent, because they all knew that what I said was true. At that moment, the turntable for transmitting the text tape started to rotate again automatically. Lieutenant Man hurriedly picked up the text tape again and read: "I am getting impatient, I know the rainbow is here, she is here to see My, I want to see her, within an hour, or follow my plan!" "One hour," we all groaned. I hurriedly said: "That's impossible, the rainbow has already gone back, no matter what, it won't work for an hour, tell it quickly!"

Lieutenant Man hurriedly pressed the word key again, but the text tape came out again, just repeating a sentence: "One hour, counting from 14:31:15 seconds, one hour." That didn't make sense at all. There is room for capacity! We looked at each other, and the commander of the base spoke first: "If you can't find that lady within an hour, what will happen?" His question was addressed to those two experts. The two consultants stayed for a while before saying: "We dare not say, but our advice is, don't take such a big risk, the automatic control system of the computer can do a lot of things, if—"

It was also difficult for them to continue, they just shook their heads and smiled wryly. And although their words were not finished, we can all know what he meant. What they mean is that if the automatic control system of the computer performs abnormal activities under the "emotion" of the computer, then it is not an exaggeration to say that it is the end of mankind! The base commander's face was very pale: "Then...then what should we do? Is there no way to deal with it?" The consultant said: "Yes, there are. You can remove its self-contained power supply and stop the entire computer from functioning!"

"Then quickly remove its self-contained power supply!" "However," the consultant wiped his sweat, "it will take at least two hours of work to touch the automatic power supply center and then destroy it, and our deadline is only one hour." The commander also began to wipe his sweat: "Then discuss with it, change the deadline to three hours, discuss with it quickly!" Lieutenant Mann's nimble fingers kept typing on the keypad.Several of us were surrounded by an extremely weird atmosphere.Now, we are negotiating on a very serious matter, but the object of our negotiation is a computer.

After Lieutenant Mann's fingers stopped, the text conveyor belt started to rotate again, and the text tape was sent out section by section. The two consultants picked up the text, and from the wry smiles on their faces, I knew that the proposal had been rejected! Sure enough, a consultant read the words on the tape word by word: "Three hours, that's enough to remove the power supply and stop everything, no, it's just one hour, and there are fifty-six minutes and thirty seconds left." The commander of the base took off his general cap and grabbed his already thinning hair: "Notify the Ministry of National Defense, notify the whole world, quickly change the scheduled missile firing route, and let the missile launch into the sea, quickly!"

The two female officers immediately agreed, and they kept manipulating the equipment, but after four minutes, they came to report with pale faces: "Commander, the computer is completely out of order!" A consultant said: "It's not that it's malfunctioning, but that it doesn't obey orders. Because it's broken in love, it's determined to destroy the whole world. It doesn't even want a missile to explode in the sea." I also smiled wryly: "Actually, with so many nuclear bombs, what's the difference between exploding in the sea and exploding in a big city?"

Another advisor said: "It's somewhat better, although it will inevitably lead to destruction, but at least there will be a few months for mankind to repent, why are there so many nuclear weapons!" The deputy commander of the base suddenly grabbed Lieutenant Mann's shoulders and lifted Lieutenant Mann from his seat. Although it was only the deputy commander who caught Lieutenant Man, the commander of the base also joined in and yelled at Lieutenant Man. They both cursed together: "It's all you, it's all your fault!" Lieutenant Man's expression was extremely pale, his eyes were wide open, and he couldn't speak a word.

Under such circumstances, almost everyone's actions were a little abnormal, even me was no exception. I suddenly raised my palm and slammed it heavily on the deputy commander's neck. That palm made him howl in pain, he let go of Lieutenant Mann, and took a few steps back, but I immediately turned around and reached out to grab the clothes on the chest of the base commander. The general uniform on the base commander was originally It is a symbol of majesty, and it is awe-inspiring at first sight. But we already know that the end of the world is only tens of minutes away, so what is there to respect?

I grabbed the general's skirt and said sharply, "Don't place the responsibility on Lieutenant Mann alone. If it weren't for you generals who are so keen on nuclear weapons, how could such a thing happen? You set up such a huge nuclear weapon base , not for the use of nuclear weapons one day? Well now, you got your wish!" The base commander opened his mouth wide in anger, unable to speak. I pushed forward hard, and the base commander fell two steps.I waved my hands and shouted: "Everyone, go back as soon as possible, hurry back, maybe there is still time to embrace death with your dearest people, let's go, the end of the world is finally here!"

I was screaming in a daze at that time, and I must have looked very strange. However, none of the people next to the computer laughed at me. They all looked very serious, and two of the younger female officers burst into tears. The base commander, who was pushed to the ground by me, struggled to stand up and shouted, "Can we blow up the computer first?" The two advisers said in unison: "Commander, have you forgotten? When we installed everything, we assumed that if the computer is damaged, it must come from the enemy, so the reaction of the computer when it is damaged is to immediately launch all the bombs." Long-range missiles!" The commander of the base stood blankly, while I laughed "haha", I really couldn't control my emotions, I had to laugh, although I didn't know why I was laughing. In the entire seventh division, there was chaos, but the news had not been spread, and if the news spread, the entire base would be in chaos, the entire country, and the entire world would be plunged into extreme chaos! I laughed and wanted to rush out the door, but Lieutenant Colonel Tan pulled me back abruptly from the door. After I was pulled back by Lieutenant Colonel Tan, I heard Lieutenant Man, the young female officer, announcing something. She said, "I caused the trouble, and I should end it." The deputy commander stroked the neck that was hurt by me: "Lieutenant, what you have caused is a catastrophe that cannot be cured, and you can't end it!" Although Lieutenant Man's face was pale, her expression was unexpectedly calm. She said, "I think there is a way." The commander of the base even couldn't help cursing a swear word. When people know that the end of the world is coming, people have an emotion that is difficult to control. All the nature that is usually hidden under the mask of education and politeness will naturally Show it. It was the result of that kind of emotion that a solemn general would suddenly swear. He didn't feel embarrassed at all. After scolding, he immediately said, "What can you do? What can you do?" Lieutenant Man was stunned by the rude words he gave the general, and for a moment, he didn't know what to say. However, I could see that Lieutenant Man really wanted to say something, and she seemed to have a way to say it.So I hurriedly said: "Lieutenant Man, you might as well say, what can you do?" The general cursed again, and Lieutenant Man glanced at me: "But the general...he..." The commander of the base raised his fist and shouted, "Damn it, if you have anything to say, just say it quickly, you know it's only a few dozen minutes!" Lieutenant Man swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "This computer can't hear our conversation, so I don't know how we will deal with it." The deputy commander said: "We can't deal with it either!" I said loudly: "Don't interrupt Lieutenant Mann, let her continue, we are running out of time!" The deputy commander of the base looked at me fiercely. He slapped me heavily just now, and now he is very angry. He might come to fight me regardless of his identity! No matter how crazy my emotions are, I still don't want to fight with him, so I quickly turned my head away, not to look at him.You must know that under crazy emotions, even if two people look at each other a few times, they will fight. Lieutenant Man finally had a chance to speak again after I shouted loudly. She said: "And, the greatest luck is that it has never seen a picture of a rainbow." When Lieutenant Mann said this, my heart suddenly trembled, and I cried out: "Lieutenant Mann, you mean—" Lieutenant Man nodded: "Yes, you already understand what I mean. The yogurt made by me should be drunk by myself. That's what I think." The commander of the base scolded: "Fuck, what is your solution?" I hurriedly said: "What Lieutenant Man means is that the computer doesn't know what the rainbow in his communication looks like. Lieutenant Man can pretend to be a rainbow and let it 'see'!" The base commander and the deputy commander turned their heads together and looked at the two experts. The two experts relaxed their frowning eyebrows and said, "What a wonderful idea!" The commander of the base said: "Then why don't you go modify it?" Lieutenant Man stood at attention abruptly, saluted, and ran away.The few of us were in the computer control room, running around, it was terrible, Lieutenant Man went to change clothes, why did it take so long! In fact, Lieutenant Man only went there for seven minutes. When she changed into casual clothes and came back to the control room, I found that Lieutenant Man's expression was pale, but after changing into casual clothes, she was also very charming. I cut her hair: "You should pretend to be happy, your face is too pale, you should go drink some wine." The commander said loudly: "It's okay! It's okay! Maybe the computer likes girls with pale faces, so don't come up with random ideas!" I asked: "Where is the observation point of the computer?" A consultant said: "Push the TV camera tube to communicate with the computer." Immediately, two female officers pushed a very tall TV camera tube. Experts used skillful techniques to connect with the computer. An expert came to the keypad and said, "Let me inform the computer that its sweetheart is here." Yes, tell it to take a good look." Lieutenant Man was standing in front of the TV camera tube. Judging from the situation, it seemed that the TV station was recruiting newcomers. It was like a nervous girl was auditioning for a role. Those who didn't know the reason would never think that the matter was so serious. Another expert pulled a lot of switches, the red light on the camera tube came on, and all kinds of lights on the computer flickered non-stop. In an instant, all the work of the computer suddenly stopped automatically. Lieutenant Mann was also at that time, trying to force a smile on her pale face. The text tape of the computer suddenly sent out the text tape at an extraordinary speed. An expert pulled up the text tape and read: "You are so beautiful, more beautiful than I imagined, I want you to be with me all the time, Don't leave me, or I'll go crazy." After the expert read the words on the tape and the computer expressed his satisfaction, we all breathed a sigh of relief. But the tapes kept coming out, and the consultant couldn't stop picking up the tapes and reading the "words" from the computer on the tapes.After going through such a tense atmosphere just now, listening to the "words" on the tape read by the expert at this time really gives people a very discordant feeling. Because that computer was threatening to destroy the whole world by launching long-range missiles controlled by it in spite of everything just now, but at this moment, what the expert read out was all compliments to a young woman, the most beautiful woman in the world. It is difficult for a person with rich emotions to give such moving compliments to the woman he loves. That kind of praise can make any woman happy from the bottom of her heart. I saw Lieutenant Mann's face flushed with excitement. When the expert read "I am willing to be with you forever, you must never leave me, we will always be together", Lieutenant Mann actually lowered his head. Said: "I will, don't worry, I will always be with you." The commander and deputy commander of the base flattened their general uniforms. We have all returned to reality from the crazy dream mood. Uncomfortable and rude.So we smiled at each other and said sorry to each other. He didn't say anything else, anyone would treat everything just now as a nightmare. Lieutenant Mann sat down in her seat and typed the keys. We don't know what she and the computer were "talking", but we can imagine that most of them were some vowed language, because the praise words of the computer are added. This is so beautiful that Lieutenant Man could not remain indifferent to it. The two experts inspected the work of the computer, and the computer started to work normally. After they inspected the entire computer work, they frequently said: "It's amazing, it's amazing, the working efficiency of the computer, and its The sensitivity is twice as high as it was designed to be.” I was stunned for a while: "You two, if a person is successful in love, it will also make him happy, making him a different person. From this point of view, computers are the same as human brains?" The two experts did not answer immediately, but walked out side by side with me. We left the seventh department and walked forward in the long corridor. The two experts stopped when they reached the end of the corridor, and one of them said: "Mr. Wei, it is difficult for me to answer the question you just asked. In theory, a computer is just a computer composed of many, many tubes. The machine formed is of course different from the human brain, which has life!" Another expert laughed bitterly: "But, what is life? Life is not a substance that exists. Life is so ethereal that it is elusive. There is no difference in matter between a living person and a dead person, but a living person, One is dead, but it is very different, we think that the computer is not alive, how can we prove it?" The person who answered my question first was silent for a long while, and then said: "This question is too complicated. Now, we can't decide whether a computer is alive or not, but at least we know that the accumulation of knowledge, even in a computer, can produce New knowledge, this is really a very dangerous thing, if once, the computer's thinking scope escapes from the human thinking scope..." He talked up to this point and didn’t continue, neither did I and another expert. Although what he said was still far away in the future, it would always come sooner or later, wouldn’t it? At this point, the matter could have come to an end, but there are still two things that need to be explained. The first thing, the "love history" of the computer did not continue. The Ministry of Defense ordered the dismantling of the computer. First, when it was "in love", its automatic power supply was removed, and then the computer was dismantled into hundreds of pieces. Tens of thousands of parts are broken down into parts for other purposes. Lieutenant Man and the five female officers were severely punished, and Lieutenant Man was also fired from the military. The second thing I want to talk about is the rainbow. When I go home, the first thing I do is to find the rainbow and tell her everything that happened.I thought she must be very sad after hearing this. But after I paid attention to it, I found that she was as if nothing had happened. While I was greatly surprised, a tall, dark, and handsome young man came to visit suddenly. When I saw him, I recognized who he was. He was the military base contact. The captain at the office came on vacation to see how he and Rainbow are doing. Their relationship is very good. This might be the end of the comedy! (full text)