Chapter 7 Chapter 6 A Dead Mosquito

In this situation, Shuihong looks like an accessory part of Tao Qiquan, and Tao Qiquan obviously enjoys this. Tao Qiquan stared at the four of them, all of them looked very nervous. They all knew that if Tao Qiquan made a decision, one of the four of them could become the head of state. Tao Qiquan looked at them for a while, and then said leisurely: "But we have to get him back first." The commander-in-chief was a little impatient: "Mr. Tao, he has been missing for more than ten days. If he doesn't show up again, I'm afraid there will be a lot of inconvenience."

Tao Qiquan ignored the commander-in-chief, but looked at me.I understood what he meant, he was asking me how long it would take to get the Führer back. Since Tao Qiquan appeared, he acted very relaxed, obviously he didn't know the seriousness of the matter at all. So I emphasized my tone: "The matter is not simple, Wen Baoyu is also missing, I believe the disappearance of the two people is related—" Mostly Tao Qiquan wanted to express himself in front of Shui Hong—at this time, his mental state was like an animal who wanted to stand out in front of the opposite sex. Before I could finish speaking, he interrupted me: "Two people are missing, and it is easier to find them than one. As long as we find Wen Baoyu, we can find our head of state, right?"

I was out of breath: "In theory, it should be so." Tao Qiquan laughed, and looked at Lansi: "Where is your little treasure, get him out soon!" Hearing Tao Qiquan say this, I couldn't help sighing—Tao Qiquan only knew one thing, but not the other.He knew that Lansi could track Wen Baoyu's whereabouts, and thought that Lansi could find Wen Zhuyu easily. He didn't know that this time, Wen Baoyu was like a kite with a broken string, and he had long since left her feelings. Lansi also smiled bitterly: "I don't know." Tao Qiquan was still smiling all over his face: "Don't be kidding, there is something you don't know, especially Xiaobao, there is a mysterious connection between you, don't think I don't understand - love is a mystery plus the mystery of the head-bending technique, so that you You two are like one person."

Lansi was already in a state of confusion, but Tao Qiquan's words touched her heart, she couldn't help bursting into tears again, choked up and said, "It was like this, but... this time... this time... no, The catastrophe is imminent, I have no feeling for Xiaobao at all, Xiaobao, he must... be gone!" Lansi spoke intermittently, I believe Tao Qiquan didn't understand all of what she said, but he could always understand the words that catastrophe is imminent, and even an idiot could see Lansi's sad look. No kidding. Only then did Tao Qiquan realize the seriousness of the matter. He opened his mouth wide and was speechless for a moment. Shui Hong behind him was also very surprised, and said in a broken voice, "How could this happen?"

Lansi has already cried out: "I don't know...I don't know..." Tao Qiquan also lost his mind and looked at me.I couldn't help smiling wryly: if I had an idea, I'd use him to ask me—the whole thing was a mess and there was no clue. Tao Qiquan looked at Bai Su naturally again.Bai Su took a breath and asked the commander-in-chief, "The disappearance of the head of state is hidden as much as possible. How long can we keep it hidden?" The Chief of Staff replied: "It's been talked about on all sides because—" Before he finished speaking, Tao Qiquan had already shouted: "Answer the question, don't talk nonsense!"

The chief of staff smiled wryly, and exchanged condescensions with the commander-in-chief and the two ministers. The commander-in-chief looked bitter: "If you insist on concealing it, keep it for another two or three days...it's probably okay." Bai Su's tone was very affirmative, almost ordering: "As long as you can hide it, do your best, and we will try our best to find the missing head of state." The commander-in-chief and the other four didn't agree first, but just looked at Tao Qiquan.Tao Qiquan immediately said: "Madam Wei's words are equal to mine!"

The commander-in-chief waited for four people to agree loudly: "Yes!" Tao Qiquan waved: "Hurry up and deploy!" The four saluted from Wu, bowed from Wen, and walked out with the guards. Bai Su followed and closed the door of the study. I don't know what Bai Su's plan is, it seems like she has a plan in mind.She first explained the matter to Tao Qiquan and Shui Hong in the simplest way, and then said to me: "Just now you suddenly said that you thought of it—what did you think of?" Instead of answering her question, I asked instead: "It seems that you said something to me just now, but I didn't pay attention to it. What was it?"

Bai Sudao: "You once said that as the head of state, you will not disappear on your own. His disappearance must be caused by external forces. My question is: what kind of force do you mean by 'external forces'?" I said so, because as the head of state, there should be no possibility of disappearing on its own.Those who disappeared on their own are dissatisfied with their current life, so they want to use disappearance to change the environment.And the head of state is already the king of a country, what can be improved? Therefore, his disappearance must be caused by external forces.

I answered Bai Su's question: "There are many possibilities of external forces - careerists with ulterior motives conspiring to seize the throne, foreign hostile forces, and all forces that may be unfavorable to the head of state may cause the head of state to disappear." Bai Su asked again: "Can external forces also include forces from aliens?" I said: "Of course - I was just about to mention this point. Lansi will completely lose touch with Wen Baoyu, and cutting off the indirect connection between Wen Baoyu and Lansi is probably beyond the ability of the earthlings!"

Tao Qiquan felt unacceptable to my discussion with Bai Su, and he shouted: "What's the use of aliens taking this idiot away?" I have long noticed that Tao Qiquan does not have much respect for the head of state of this country, but it still feels strange to hear him bluntly call the head of state an idiot. Tao Qiquan saw that my face was different, and said with a smile: "Although he is the head of a country, he is only the head of a department in my kingdom, and he can be replaced at any time. In fact, this person has no talent, if it wasn't for me growing up If you know him, you will not take care of him and let him be the head of state."

After he said this, he still had more thoughts, and said: "I really don't know why he was elected as the head of state." Not only did he speak, but he also moved. He stretched out his hand and patted the back of his head: "When he was decided to be the head of state, it was really like the saying goes: 'Ghost slaps the back of the neck'!" He looked at me and continued to play: "Perhaps as you often say-some external forces have affected the activities of my brain to make me make such a decision, and every time I want to change this decision, I will Let it go, so that he has been the head of state until now." He waved his hand vigorously: "If he doesn't show up from now on, it will save people trouble!" I have described the process of Tao Qiquan saying these words in great detail because everyone who heard him say that at the time thought he was just talking. Take it to heart.Of course, the development of things later was not the case, so I made a special explanation. At that time, I didn't have any special feelings about Tao Qiquan's words. I just said: "The head of state can find someone to replace him, but Wen Baoyu is irreplaceable. We still have to work hard to find someone—I think the key lies in the head of state." I added: "Some strange things must have happened to the head of state first, and then Wen Baoyu was involved." Everyone looked at me suspiciously, Tao Qiquan said: "What is the basis for this?" I first analyzed Wen Baoyu's behavior of sitting in the guest's chair instead of the head of state's chair when Wen Baoyu entered the study and sat down, which was not in line with Wen Baoyu's style. Then I said: "Mr. Tao sat down opposite me just now, and I suddenly thought of the reason!" When I said this, Tao Qiquan first said "ah": "Because there is someone in the position of the head of state! Just like me just now-you are sitting in the position of the head of state, of course I can only sit in the guest's chair." I reached out and patted the desk again: "Exactly!" Lansi was very puzzled: "Do you think that the person who sat in the head of state at that time was the head of state? But he should have disappeared at that time!" I emphasized: "I just thought that when Wen Baoyu entered the study, the head of state was sitting behind the desk, so Greenhouse Yu sat down opposite." Then I said my idea: "I think there must be some strange things It happened to the head of state, so that he could suddenly disappear and appear suddenly. I don’t know what kind of strange thing this is, but I can imagine that Wen Baoyu suddenly saw the head of state at that time. He must have recognized the head of state. I don't know anything about what happened between him and the head of state, but the result must be that the head of state left the study with Wen Baoyu. My hypothesis can also explain the chief guard to some extent. suicide." Everyone waits for me to continue.I said: "Since it is assumed that some strange things happened to the head of state, there must be some strange phenomena, and the strange phenomena may be so strange that it is unimaginable—" When I say this, everyone will understand.Tao Qiquan said: "You mean when the chief guard came in, he happened to see... a strange phenomenon?" I nodded, and Tao Qiquan said again: "But the situation at that time was that the commander-in-chief and the others also entered the study immediately." I said, "Even if the difference is only a hundredth of a second, the situation will be different—otherwise it wouldn't be called a strange phenomenon." Tao Qiquan seemed to disagree with my analysis, but he couldn't think of anything to refute, he just kept shaking his head. I said, "Don't just shake your head. You know the Führer very well and know more about him than we do, so you should be more able to imagine what strange things will happen to him than we can." Tao Qiquan smiled: "It's because I know him too well that I can't accept your assumption. Because I know that he is a very stupid stupid person - when I was young, or when I was young, a group of people often got together, and among them There must be one who is the stupidest, and he is the stupidest person, so I can't imagine anything strange happening to him." I cannot agree with Tao Qiquan's harsh criticism: "You speak too much. After all, he has been the head of state for so many years." Tao Qiquan laughed loudly: "If the figures at the head of state level are not produced through recognized democratic procedures, there are quite a few idiot-level figures, like..." He did give examples right away--of course I don't have to include his examples here, it hurts feelings.Anyway, quasi-similar idiots are obvious to all.What's interesting is that this kind of idiot not only behaves like an idiot, but also looks like an idiot, although there is no fault in his appearance.Although I have always opposed personal attacks, since it is a fact, I might as well mention it. When Tao Qiquan gave this example, Shui Hong pursed his lips and smiled behind him, tapped Tao Qiquan's head lightly with his fingers, and said with a smile, "Why are you talking about our country's state secrets casually?" Tao Qiquan also felt very proud of what he said was very humorous, and laughed again. I saw that Lansi was very impatient with their teasing, and I didn't feel the same way.The life and death of the head of state has nothing to do with us, but his life and death are related to Greenhouse Yu's situation, so it has a lot to do with us. Tao Qiquan's attitude is so frivolous and disgusting. I said in a deep voice: "Don't laugh, it doesn't matter if the head of state can't be found. Wen Baoyu disappeared here. I believe that Lansi and all her colleagues will not be difficult to turn this country upside down. I don't know if you are still there." Can laugh!" Tao Qiquan knew the seriousness of the matter immediately when he heard it, he hurried over, took Lansi's hand, and said sincerely: "You and Maxian are both my beloved goddaughters, your business is my business , I really can't imagine what strange things will happen to this stupid man, so I can't help but feel funny. Don't blame me, Xiaobao, I also treat him as my nephew, and we will all do our best to get him back .” Tears welled up in Lansi's eyes, she nodded and said nothing. I proposed again: "Think about it again, what strange things will happen to the head of state." As we speak, Bai Su is searching and searching.She opened all the drawers of the desk, and we all saw the contents of the drawers. We really couldn't deny Tao Qiquan's comments on the head of state. The huge desk had many drawers, and in each of them were toys, mostly video games, the kind for children at that.There was a drawer full of all kinds of whistles. Tao Qiquan pointed to those whistles: "That is our head of state's favorite toy. He has liked... the whistle that he has been in love with since he was a child, so he has always wanted to be a sports coach since he was a child, but coaches are not just for the ignorant. Yes, so he had to do the next best thing and be a policeman—and have plenty of opportunities to blow the whistle." When Tao Qiquan said these words, he was still full of disdain. I always feel that Tao Qiquan's derogatory words for the head of state are too much-even if the head of state is a buddy under Tao Qiquan, he has maintained an absolutely democratic regime for many years. A system means that people have rules to follow. And Tao Qiquan said that he was so unbearable, but he never changed it, so we can see that he also has a certain reason. Since Tao Qiquan’s words were somewhat straightforward, I satirized him: “As we all know, your father just opened a grocery store in the small jurisdiction where the head of state was a policeman at the time. The reason for his gradual success is all due to the support of the local police force.” I am afraid that the head of state who was only a small policeman at that time also contributed a lot!" Although what I have said is not found in official history, it is something that everyone knows. And the fact is that he was the head of the small police at that time, and he was promoted very quickly. In less than two years, he had been promoted to the position of the local police chief, which was of great help to Tao Qiquan's business activities that he started from scratch.It can even be said that without this police chief, Tao Qiquan's business activities would not be able to lay a foundation at all. Later, as the position of the head of state became higher and higher, Tao Qiquan's business activities also increased, and then it got out of hand.Although it was due to Tao Qiquan's own business genius, the help of the head of state has always been effective.Otherwise, how fierce the business competition would be, how could Tao Qiquan be so smooth sailing without support in the officialdom! Of course, during the process of their collusion, there were so many shady things that everyone "dumbly ate wontons" - I knew it well, so I don't need to go into details. If the head of state can become the head of state, it is the result of the infinite expansion of Tao Qiquan's business kingdom.Well, at the beginning, from a small policeman, he was constantly promoted, and within ten years, he was on the seat of the national police chief, but that had nothing to do with Tao Qiquan's decision.If this person is such an idiot, how could such a chance happen? I didn't say anything about the future, but only a beginning. Tao Qiquan is a smart person, so he naturally understood what I meant. For a moment, Tao Qiquan's face was ugly, and he opened his mouth wide, but he couldn't answer what I said.After a while, he smiled wryly and said: "There are things in the world that are really hard to say. In his situation, I have to say that God has no eyes!" Seeing Tao Qiquan embarrassed, Shui Hong helped him: "This is called 'stupid people have stupid blessings', and many smart people do not have such blessings." Tao Qiquan shook his head, apparently disagreeing with Shui Hong's statement, but he couldn't think of anything to refute. At this time, Lansi obviously expressed her impatience with our repeated discussions about the Führer, and she let out a long sigh. Bai Su immediately comforted her: "Starting from the head of state is the right direction to find someone." I encouraged Tao Qizhu: "Even if the head of state you have identified is a fool, you might as well talk about his stupid behavior as much as possible." Tao Qiquan smiled bitterly: "The ten days and ten nights can't be finished!" I couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Choose the main ones—for example, the barbed wire fence in the ditch outside the garden wall, and the switch that controls the current. I heard that he personally controls it. What is this for?" Tao Qiquan said angrily: "Who knows what kind of nerves he has! If you just study the behavior of idiots, I don't think there will be any results." I categorically objected: "If he is really an idiot, it is absolutely impossible for a small policeman to become the head of the national police in ten years. I think you know too little about him, or you haven't reached the point where you can understand him." His level!" When I say this, it is tantamount to saying that he is worse than an idiot. After Tao Qiquan heard this, he smiled instead of anger: "I know him very well, he has always believed that he can get the help of God, so that he can achieve great success and become the highest position..." When Tao Qiquan said this, he hesitated for a while, unable to continue. If his words go on, it should be: He has always had such a belief, so he really took the position of head of state.One but such words are completely unreasonable. Of course Tao Qiguo understood this, so he couldn't continue. Just imagine, there are more than tens of millions of people with this kind of belief. Why can't others do what they want, but he can succeed? Tao Qiquan also knew that it was difficult for him to justify himself, so he laughed mockingly: "Maybe God really blesses him, he has a treasure that he claims is given to him by God, which can help him realize his wish." When he said this, he wanted to laugh again, but he couldn't help it.At this time, Lansi asked seriously: "What is his treasure?" Tao Qiquan had already held back his laughter, but when Lansi asked him this question, he couldn't help it anymore, and immediately burst out laughing. But I didn't find it funny, because I could see Lansi's attitude was very serious, obviously she heard something in Tao Qiquan's words. Lansi is a master of lowering heads, and is very sensitive to all kinds of weird things. Tao Qiquan took the matter of the head of state as a joke and said that maybe Lansi really realized something. So I also said seriously: "Don't laugh, answer Lansi's question." Tao Qiquan bent over with a smile, and pointed at me, "Wesley, don't make me laugh anymore, don't you actually believe this stupid man's nonsense?" I said coldly: "I only believe in the facts——the fact is that this person has had smooth sailing, he has become the head of the country, and for many years, there has been no risk and no danger, and there must be a reason that people don't know——" Before I finished speaking, Tao Qiquan wanted to interrupt, and before he could speak, I rushed to say: "You said you could replace him at any time, and you are so dissatisfied with him, why is he still the head of state? " Tao Qiquan opened his mouth wide, unable to speak. After a few seconds, he said: "It's really inexplicable, even I can't explain why it happened." Lansi had a serious face: "Because he has a treasure that God gave him!" This time, Tao Qiquan couldn't laugh, but his eyes widened. At this time, Bai Su also joined Lansi's serious ranks, she said: "He has a good relationship with you, he must have shown you the baby, what is that?" Tao Qiquan wiped his nose with his hand, smiled again, and said, "That's a mosquito with mottled feet—it's a dead mosquito. He treats a mosquito like his life!" Bai Su and I glanced at each other, but were puzzled in our hearts.But we all paid attention to Lansi's reaction by coincidence. Seeing that Lan Si's expression was even more focused, she asked quickly, "Please explain in more detail." At this time, Tao Qiquan also saw that there must be some reason for Lansi to pay so much attention to this matter, so he stopped laughing, paused for a while, and said: "A mosquito is a mosquito, it is impossible to explain it in detail... It was a swatted mosquito..." When he said this, he pointed at his neck with his hand, and then patted it: "In this situation, the mosquitoes were killed. We live in tropical graves, and the hygienic environment is very poor. Among them, at least one thousand and eight hundred mosquitoes will be killed. I think that among hundreds of millions of people, he is the only one who is out of the ordinary, so he regards that dead mosquito as a treasure." At this time, Lansi murmured to herself and said, "So he is the only one who can be the head of state." Tao Qiquan may not have heard what Lansi was saying clearly, but Shui Hong did. She asked before me: "What does the mosquito have to do with the head of state?" Lansi's eyebrows were knotted, and she didn't answer immediately. At this time, I also saw some signs, but what I thought of was still related to the head-down technique.In the head-down technique, there are a large number of methods of using insects to achieve the goal.When Lan Si heard Tao Qiquan mention mosquitoes, she was very concerned. When she asked about the details, I thought it must have something to do with the head-dropping technique—maybe the mosquito, after the head-dropping technique, can make people get promoted and make money. , Only the head of state can go smoothly and become the head of state. Everyone was waiting for Lansi's answer, but Lansi asked again: "Did he keep that mosquito with him all the time?" The situation of "bringing a mosquito with you" is a bit unimaginable.Of course Tao Qiquan also saw some tricks, so he not only stopped laughing at Lansi's weird-sounding question, but also answered it very seriously. He said: "Yes, he has been carrying that dead mosquito all the time, how can he keep it on him for a while?" I couldn't help but retort: ​​"How can a mosquito stay on your body for a while?" This is indeed unimaginable-a mosquito that has been squashed, even after the preparation of specimens, is bound to be very fragile, and it will be damaged if it is touched.What do you do when you are sleeping?What about taking a shower? Tao Qiquan answered this unimaginable question very naturally, "He put the mosquito in a small glass bottle - there is a potion commonly used by people in tropical places called 'Ten Drops of Water', and it comes in a small glass bottle. This is the kind of bottle he uses to dress it up. In order to be waterproof, he seals it with wax every few days. He used a rope to hang the vial around his neck at first, and later he tied a gold chain when he had money. .He said I was the only one who knew he had this baby—” When Tao Qiquan said this, he paused for a while, and we all listened intently, because this situation was indeed very strange. Tao Qiquan continued: "He only showed it to me once in total - after I watched it that time, and heard him say that it was a treasure given to him by God, I couldn't help laughing for a long time, and laughed at him one after another. For decades, he didn't explain anything to me... By the way, there was only one time, when he and I drank a lot of wine, and I made fun of him about it, he actually said something to me talk." When Tao Qiquan said this, he frowned, apparently recalling the past. Lansi looked very nervous—I believe that among the people in the study at this time, she was the only one who might have this idea in her heart, while the others were completely baffled.Lansi said in a deep voice: "Tell him exactly what he said at that time." Tao Qiquan thought for a while before saying: "At that time, my business kingdom had just begun to take shape, and he was also affected by changes in the domestic political situation. , plus I encouraged the support of major consortiums, and by chance, I became the head of state not long ago. Both of us are very satisfied with our current situation. That night, it was just me and him drinking together. The topic started many years ago rise--" The two old friends have reached the peak of their careers and are extremely proud. When they talk about the events many years ago, they are naturally in a good mood and have endless topics to talk about. While talking, Tao Qiquan pointed to the head of state's chest and asked with a smile, "Is your precious mosquito still there?" The head of state immediately reached out and pressed his chest, as if taken aback: "Of course, it's okay if it's not there!" The more Tao Qiquan thought about it, the more he found it funny: "In this world, you may be the only one who hangs a mosquito on his body." The head of state didn't feel that Tao Qiquan was making fun of him at all, he said: "It's a treasure given to me by God, and I can't leave it. If I didn't have it, how could I be the head of state of a country!" Tao Qiquan remembered that many years ago, when the head of state mentioned the treasure of God to him for the first time, he said that he could become the head of a country with this treasure, and he also said that he had great belief in this .